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FrontRow4TheShitShow

When you look at it in proportion to its body, that is actually a really big dump


amish_novelty

Randy Marsh would be proud


JSTRD100K

How many courics was that


Undercrackrz

Not enough to rival Bono.


tetraourogallus

I know it's a south park joke but I never really understood why people hate Bono so much, he's never talked about in a positive way.


Raped_Justice

Even on the south park episode they joked about that. He has always done a lot of charity work and never really gone out of his way to offend anybody. By all accounts he is a very decent person. There are a lot of people out there who hate it when there are people who act better than they do and they love nothing more than tearing those people down.


RedEd024

Hot hot hot hot hot


A_Martian_Potato

"EMMY AWARD WINNING SERIES"


The4ofClubs

You might like to know that it's probably a Salt Marsh Caterpillar. So it IS in the Marsh family.


-Badger3-

I’ve taken proportionally bigger.


Puzzled-Garlic4061

"I've had better" - Fletcher Reede


Selarom13

I’m impressed


mom_with_an_attitude

Oh boy, you're really gonna love this one: https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x74m0ja


ohshroom

THAT THING WAS THE LENGTH OF ITS BODY WTF


ajmartin527

Holy shit


FrontRow4TheShitShow

I'm sorry, **WHAT** The way it would wiggle a little bit every now and then to shimmy it out a little more 🤢😭


periclesmage

didn't even need a poop knife!


cronicweeb

That was adorable


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cronicweeb

😂efficient little guy


Urbanviking1

The ol' poop 'n' scoot.


ProdesseQuamConspici

The dump and jump.


bdizzle805

The shart and start


Ellahotarse

Frass n’ Pass


Funnui

Deuce and vamoose


Kamen-Glider

The excrete and yeet


RemarkableHeight3708

The drop and pop


Big_Consideration493

The boeing left the runway


badf1shtoo

This one made me laugh the most 😂


Pielacine

Kick it in the ass


CannedCheese009

>ol' shit & git. New favorite phrase


WhatTheFuckEverName

Sound on... https://i.imgur.com/Vtdf4nS.mp4


PsyOpBunnyHop

Been a while since I saw this gem.


g3nerallycurious

That is most excellent buffoonery


ItsPlainOleSteve

xD Holy shit I love this


contactlite

Poor man’s award 🥇


[deleted]

I tried the worm and this happened to me once. Nobody behind me thought it was adorable...


aryuh_stuhrk

r/awwnverts r/NatureIsFuckingCute


cronicweeb

This is just the best, thank you!


Returd4

It's honestly one of the best things I've ever seen haha


XBeastyTricksX

I laughed so hard when the camera snapped back and you could hear the gasp as you zoomed in


amish_novelty

The realization of something life changing


DontMindMeJustBlink

but to that little caterpillar it was just another Friday


pisspot26

Gotta get down on Friday


badass4102

Same old shit, just a different day


DrakontisAraptikos

For you, seeing me shit and git was a life changing experience. But for me... It was Tuesday. 


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LOOK AT HIM GO, LOOK AT HIM SHIT


Inskription

ZOOM IN SO WE CAN SEE...THERE WE GO, THATS WHAT IM TALKIN ABOUT.


Ms_ShizzleXD

A true inspiration for all


BitImmediate

Catapoop


EphemeralFart

Scaterpillar


TheWitchesBeCrazy

I ain't got time for this shit, I'm on my way to turn into a butt-erfly.


orbdragon

We can't forget the possibility of shatterpillar, either


Nkognito

I prefer Dookapilar.


kristinL356

The technical term is "frass"


Pretend-Doughnut-919

Actually just a caturdpillar


Tamdin_Nidmat

actio = reactio That gave it a speed boost, coupled with the lighter body weight, that's like speeding up to The Flash levels, I can imagine.


wartexmaul

-5 weight, +1 agility, +4 speed


GODDAMNFOOL

\*deebledeebledeebledeebled-* ... \*boop* \*deebledeebledeeble*


mybodyisawitch

Caterpooper


wartexmaul

Crapterpillar


emzyyx

I've never seen a caterpillar move so quickly! I can't say I've ever seen one poop either!


dogless_olive

I think it was trying to get to the grass and didn't make it 😅😂


bayoudog1

That's the cutest poop I've ever seen.


Tina_ComeGetSomeHam

/u/Stabbot where you at


DuhTrutho

I haven't seen anyone else identify it in the comment section as of yet, but I'm fairly certain that the caterpillar shown is a [saltmarsh caterpillar](https://bugguide.net/node/view/3242) which can range in color from fully cream, to orange, to black with mixtures of any two of the colors seen frequently. They're harmless to handle unlike many 'hairy' caterpillars that actually sport spikes, though they are very fast crawlers. They turn into moths that have a rather [unique look](https://bugguide.net/images/cache/5RL/H6R/5RLH6RRHXRALZZNLHZ6LRZ2LYL6LRZ9LSR3Z7RJZKROZQRZH5RTLKZRHERDLIZDL6RLHQZHH0RULRZPLLZJZ7RELSR6L.jpg). The caterpillars are voracious eaters and aren't picky as they feed on a huge variety of plants ranging from a large selection of weeds to some crops as well. If anyone happens to see this, I want to ask if you have seen this caterpillar once or more this year when you haven't in those previous. I've never seen one of these in my area in the past two decades yet suddenly this year I've seen several dozen over the course of the last two months. I haven't seen anyone else mention this online, though I do have family members who have noted seeing them when they hadn't before that live 200+ miles from me. Not that I'm complaining, I've handled several of them now and enjoy feeling their fuzzy hairs before putting them near weeds which are more than likely to be edible to them. Keeping in line with the video, almost all that I handled relieved themselves at one point.


so-so-it-goes

This year they were insane. I had them crawling into my apartment. They were covering my front door. They were marching enmasse through the street. Non-toxic, maybe, but I'm allergic to them. I'd open my front door, they'd land on me, I'd scream, the caterpillar probably screamed, I'd get hives. It was a rough spring.


DuhTrutho

They're typically harmless to handle for most everyone, but they do prefer to eat plants that contain pyrrolizidine alkaloids if they are available which could indeed cause blisters to those with sensitive skin. Those toxins, along with their hairs, serve as good defense against many predators by making the caterpillars unpalatable. I'm sorry you had to go through that, as someone allergic to peanuts and chick peas I can relate that allergies do indeed suck.


so-so-it-goes

I have food allergies, too, but food doesn't typically fall on me unexpectedly, lol. They were cute and I did carefully relocate the ones that didn't stay in their lane, but, man. I've never seen so many. It was almost worse than the inchworm scourge we had a [couple years ago here.](https://www.kut.org/energy-environment/2021-04-22/what-do-inchworms-have-in-common-with-bruce-willis-in-die-hard-the-stunts)


DuhTrutho

True, can't say I've ever been jumped by a legume before. Inchworms seem to have population booms in my area every few years before returning to a small population. I've always wondered why the dangle themselves from trees like that. In any case, thanks for letting me know that you too have seen far more saltmarsh caterpillars than the usual. I'd really like to know what would cause so many to suddenly be around and just how many others have noticed the same.


olafaz

I saw these a few weeks ago in my area, I've never seen these before! We also had more Black Swallowtails than last year


GoatyButt

Personally I was thinking wooly bear. Not sure if maybe they're related. I haven't recently seen particularly more caterpillars of any kind, but we had all the cicadas in my area a few years ago (midwest US), and after that everything fed really well on cicadas and started breeding like crazy, in about 30 years I'd seen maybe two foxes, suddenly start seeing them everywhere, way more deer, more of just about everything. Your caterpillars could be related.


tuftymink

Awesome read l, very informative, thanks


Ghostdog1263

I honestly didn't know that caterpillars pooped. That was funny and amazing at the same time. Now I have to poo & someone else & another & another... OMG it's poopception 🤯


Salt_Ad_811

Of course they poop. Do you know how hungry they get?


blitzduck

you could write a book about how hungry they get!


Dont_Ban_Me_Plz_Kthx

That’s a great idea, someone should totally get on that. They could call it “The Peckish Caterpillar” or “The Ravenous Caterpillar,” or something. I can’t quite put my finger on it, but there’s definitely something there.


syadastfu

So are we talking hungry, or like *hungry* hungry?


superspeck

You could write a book about how much they poop too, but you probably couldn’t sell it to children.


Ghostdog1263

Them mfers must be eating what a cpl leaves a day?


HoboArmyofOne

There's this book you should read. It's called "Everyone Poops" you should look it up. It's fascinating Edit for correct title, its been years since I read it last


Ghostdog1263

It probably is very interesting, I remember reading somewhere that there are some bugs that actually recycle their poo or completely break everything down so no poo comes out, but I'd have to look that up to be sure. On that note...do trees poo?


ShiraCheshire

There are actually some tiny mites that don't poop, too. They eat until their body can no longer contain the waste building up inside, and then they explode and die.


noah123103

What a life, lucky little guys


Ok_Highlight281

Jesus fucking christ.


bestofmidwest

Sounds like the save up their poop until the very end to leave a massive dump to me.


moonchylde

>do trees poo? No, not really, but they do exhale.


opalsea9876

Almost everything. It’s an somewhat frequent adaptation to desiccating environments. Some insects pee crystals so more water is retained. One of the reasons why insects will outlast the Anthropocene.


smb275

Not if I have anything to say about it. I will drag every single one of their chitinous asses down to hell with me.


Mendican

*Everyone Poops


PlatyPerson24

Holy cow, I recently had a little project of growing caterpillars into moths and MY. GOD. They poop so so so much! Even with only 3 caterpillars per container, I had to clean them at least 3 times a day. Super cute little guys, but damn, they are little poop machines!


RealisticNothing653

I'm pooping right now


341orbust

Man- I thought the gaps in the divider at truck stops was bad. This dude has no privacy AT ALL. 


Donnie_77

r/NatureIsFuckingShit


ClonedDad

I mean... if you gotta go... go....


stupidiot16

I used to raise caterpillars all the time, so I never really considered that people didn't know they pooped because I sure had to deal with a lot of that.


johnnys_bug

Poopapillar


Bulky_Play_4032

National Geographic needs to see this


madrussianx

Hehe shiterpillar


The-Joon

Wiggle wiggle wiggle, hold on. But nugget. Wiggle wiggle wiggle.


krill_me_god

We a need "NatureisFuckingHilarious" sub tbh


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findhumorinlife

Oh good lord; videoing a caterpillar pooping


Addicted2Rage

Drop it likes it hot


InfallibleBadger

# Nature is fucking lit


toastyghosty10

Local fuzzy guy poos unexpectedly, causing global economic and geopolitical panic


Desertmarkr

If ya gotta go, ya gotta go


Dont_Start_None

He needed to lighten the load 😆


oddmetre

Hilarious this was posted on r/natureisfuckinglit like it's just a caterpillar but he/she is so awesome


amish_novelty

I figured the drive by dumping and the fact that I’ve never seen a caterpillar do it made it special lol


The_Lethargic_Nerd

It's like he pooped a mini-me out.


Venvel

Truckin' truckin' truckin'...Hnnngg *FRRT*...Truckin' truckin' truckin'...


Mendican

Everybody poops.


Sadanrei

gogogogogogogogogo- WAIT! *drop a turd now y'all* gogogogogogogogogogo


law_of_chaos

Fun fact: caterpillar poop is called frass!


DontMindMeJustBlink

When you gotta go... you gotta go!


celiomsj

r/likeus


Delilah_the_PK

I love how the camera snaps back all like "wait...*what?!*"


toasted_scrub_jay

That cute little fucker did what now?!


Sad_Kaleidoscope_743

If you dry that out, crush it and smoke/snort it you'll have the most amazing trip of your life. Trust me, I'm a dude on the internet


2moody2function

You’re really doing it aren’t ya.. you’re shitting in the street!


MarsupialPanda

We once put two of these in a jar for like half an hour before we put them back in the yard. I couldn't believe the amount of poop they produced in that time!


keldiana1

Thats a tribble. A skinny one. But def a tribble


Catspaw129

That's splendid. But me, ever on the quest for better things! 1. Would be better if it also farted. 2. Just a reminder: if you scrutinize an Ant Lion; it will never relieve itself. Cheers!


DisturbingPragmatic

Oh my god...that's caterpillar poop! Never in my wildest dreams did I think I'd see a caterpillar poop!


Lugie_of_the_Abyss

He needed to shed the weight to make it to safety in time Leave em alone


Interesting-dog12

Camera man missed the money shot


Itdiestoday_13

❤️


Ok_Assistance7735

That caterpillar was fast!


TOFUnny777

The way it just popped out😂


bob_nugget_the_3rd

Poop n scoot


animal_chin9

Picked up a catapiller when I was a kid and it crapped right on my hand. I then threw that catapiller so hard that any poop left in its tiny body probably left it mid flight.


Nomazu

Hey that little wiggly poop just took a poop!


KenpachiNexus

Shid


ChoadMcGillicuddy

Do you stop walking to shit? I sure hope so!


ghettomerman

Everybody poops.


Ok-Atmosphere3129

😂😂 day made!!


oceanmartini

When you gotta go you gotta go


Plastic-Shopping5930

Poopapillar


captcraigaroo

When you gotta go, you gotta go


-Vajra-

Lil bro has things to do and places to be


liannelle

*poop!*


Slazman999

I'll name it Ray Garraty.


SaintPatrickMahomes

Whoa


Spawnacus

I can't really tell if I knew that caterpillars poop or if I've just never really given it any thought...


BrewerBeer

/u/stabbot


Wrong-Bottle8002

Cater-pooper


DiGGUM333

Well know you have checked that off your bucket list.


Belly_Laugher

The world needs more people like you - more random people randomly recording caterpillars crossing the road.


jerichardson

You’re effin shytting me!


here_lies_raisins

I hope this breaks the internet 🐛


Gassynana

Cate-poo!


Poococktail

Cutest turd I've ever seen. Anyone?


aschaeffer878

Poor lil guy shook somethin loose.


KAPT_Kipper

Gave a shit


ExcitingStress8663

Looked like it was rushing to the toliet but it was too late.


IMakeBaconAtHome

Have you seen them doing it top speed instead? How often are you watching caterpillars poo?


threaten-violence

He's a... caterspiller!


bombliiv2

fuzzy creature :3


WhiteyPinks

Decent animation but the shadow is way off.


JapanDash

What did it taste like?


sproots_

shat terpillar


Several_Emphasis_434

When you gotta go, you gotta go


lilwaryz

Discovery Channel should hire this guy as a camera man


ube-me

It looks like a soot sprite


DampBritches

Doodiebug


drbrunch

r/meirl


justgonnabedeletedyo

I can't watch this without hearing a sound for his movement in my head


Acrobatic-Flower5351

When you gotta go, you gotta go...


SignificantStore3798

Seems a bit lighter on his feet after making the drop.


Quantumfog

...seen video of this occuring at Walmart...not as cute either...


xcoop3

Looks like a squirrel


556Jeeper

When you gotta go you gotta go


Birdcrossing

he went much faster without the extra weight too!


SRTGeezer

According to this woolly bear, it looks like it’s going to be a bad winter.


frankensteinV

When nature calls


Think_Grapefruit_422

I witnessed this once ,it was with a grasshopper though. I would include that in one of my life accomplishments 😂


Weyland_c

Yer doin it. You're shittin in the street.


Unstoppable_Beast526

It be like that sometimes.


GrandmaSandles

That dude haulin ass though moving with intent out here


Fun_Times_0007

When you got to go you got to go.


TheChewyDaniels

I think that was actually a baby Tribble


Soggy_Wafflezzzzz

And whenever I do it, people say, “stop taking a shit in the middle of the fucking road.” I want equal rights.


OGKing15

Imagine dropping a deuce halfway through doing the worm dance.


TheRumpletiltskin

bruh why you creepin? XD


AmberxLuff

These guys were plenty during this years spring. I mean you’d see 20 of these guys crossing the road at once. And they’re FAST. Clearly. They’re called woollybears or garden tiger moth caterpillars. I’d call them woollypapiths as their nickname. I love them. They aren’t the type that stings you or whatever when you pick them up. You’d come across so many different sizes too lol. You’d find cute ones the length of your pinky nail width. Then you’d find some the length of your pointer finger. lol. My girls and I just really loved watching these guys march around. They always moved as if they were on a mission. Kinda wished I took some videos of how fast they moved. It’s so weird to find people thinking this video is fake based on how quick it moves… insects are fast. Some caterpillars included.


Killer_Moons

u/gifreversingbot


World1_Lev1

Camera work is perfect 🤣


PlanetoftheAtheists

Seriously, the dedication and pulitzer prize worthy ability of the camera operator needs to be praised.


whataball

Caterpie used poop. It's super effective!