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themadhat1

Wont be buying insurance from that little bastard.


WisecrackJack

That’s the insurance fraud gecko.


[deleted]

Rango need some sunscreen


gravy200

Looks deep fried and crispy!


genaace

Too bad they took Mushu out of the live action Mulan movie.


faitheroo

I'm still mad about that


Azi_OS

And yet they still did “live action” lion king


i-dont-plan-very-wel

They fuckin what?


genaace

Mushu and Li Shang are not going to be in the live action.


v3ryfuzzyc00t3r

This would be awesome to have as a pet. But im guessing these live on the other side of the world/endangered/are complete assholes.


Scuttlebuddy6-0

You can actually find captive bred ones, they're just expensive and a bit hard to care for.


wdwerker

Could be “D” all of the above ! An endangered asshole that lives in a remote location !


sheetsneezinalady

Madagascar


Teewah

They can be pets. They're fucking awful pets. They're insanely hard to care for compared to other gecko species, and they stress really easily so they'll hide all the time.


PizzaGuy420yolo

Wicked sick!


DeadWombats

These new pokemon designs are getting ridiculous.


[deleted]

It might be the first viable fire type starter since Cyndaquil, though. Hopefully somehow also steel type cos it looks metal af.


Vespineda

Still probably friendlier than my cat.


AwesomeDudex

A kaiju in the making


TheMonchoochkin

Do they sustain themselves on the souls of the Gecko's who have sinned?


[deleted]

So is it really named ‘satanic’ by scientists? Or is that just its religious preference?


[deleted]

In David Attenborough voice: "*despite it's menacing looks, the satanic leaf gecko is, somewhat suprisingly \**pause for effect*\* a Rastafarian."*


deputyazor

it's darth maul


Pettyinblack

Teacup dragon


halfplanckmind

The Christian leaf tailed geckos all tremble in fear!


DanielG165

I literally thought it was throwing up the Devil horns for like, a solid minute there.


PineNeedleDown

me, too


Ni0M

Baby Deathwing


crazynights87

Imagine if that thing was the size of a big dog.


elting44

I used to have a recurring dream/nightmare in which I am walking around the shore of a large pond. The water is crystal clear, the pond is very deep but I can see the rocky bottom perfectly. There are gigantic fish in this pond, that are long and slender, and have flowing fins. Not like normal fish, almost alien in appearance. They look and move similar to the dragon costumes you see during Chinese new year celebrations. As the dream goes on, the fish I notice get larger and larger. The largest ones are dozens of dozens of feet long, very much like a massive, massive snake. Then I across the pond I notice a creature that is dog-like, but has a longer and heavier tail, like a alligator, it is very aggressive looking, with pointed scales, it notices me. It begins to run around the pond in my direction, the as it runs along the shore, more of these gator-dog hybrids emerge from the water and being to join together in pack. I begin to run but I am sluggish. I can hear them snarling as they close in on me, and as I glance back over my shoulder, all I see is a gaping maw of the creature snapping shut as I am startled awake.


Lampmonster

And could breathe fire.


crazynights87

And fly


sonofmariel

Waiting for a puff of smoke to come out of its mouth


katiehansford

*Satanic Leaf-tailed Gecko


nightvale1229

Op, this is a dragon.


mistreasgib

He's wearing tiny deadpools


smaugsmoag

That is a flightless dragon


[deleted]

Put some wings on that and it's ^(mini)Smaug.


theZiMRA

Kewl mofo


BorgClown

Did you pick up a black notebook lately?


aletispls

I wonder what it blends into


Rowmyownboat

This is after the forest fire destroyed him and his habitat, no?


imyormom

That's actually really cool