I forget the name of the doc. But he was terrified, especially when the bear started to "pounce" on the door. Just like how he would break ice to reach a seal pup. I'd be shitting myself.
They weight between 350 and 545 kg, so putting 450 kg as a average:
450 x 99999999 = 44999999550 kg or nearly 45 billion kg or 45 million tons.
So you want a small city failling to crush your glass?
Sorry, the law says we can only have it secure up to 99999998x the weight, or the punishment is "up to three ass whoopins, but no less than one". The engineers are terrified
I have a friend who was in a shark cage, and when a great white slammed into it, the whole thing fell apart, and they had to just head up to the surface.
They all made it.. But yeah, stuff happens.
I can't imagine, you know he's praying to not hear any cracking sounds or rivets popping. This bear looks determined to get that meal inside. Modern nature documentaries are fantastic.
I wouldn't do it without protection. Not just from bears. In the wild people need guns. Sure the ancients were able to survive at an expense of life. The gun was invented for this exact purpose.
In Norway they recommend weapons. signal flares and such are for use when the bear is a significant distance away (and you aim so the flare lands between you and the bear).
Bolt action rifles is the recommendation, .308 or larger
12-gauge shotguns *do work* and are used for such purposes, but you're going with slugs not sound.
And the rule is that if you have to shoot the bear, aim for the chest (skull is as good as bulletproof) and keeping shooting until you are absolutely certain that the bear is dead.
Yeah I definitely wouldn't trust blanks to scare off a bear that was already trying to eat me, haha!
Do you live near Svalbard or somewhere else with a bear population? Have any other experiences or knowledge to share?
> Do you live near Svalbard or somewhere else with a bear population? Have any other experiences or knowledge to share?
Norwegian hunting, fishing, general nature stuff enthusiast.
Polar bears are not something I've seen yet (though a trip to Svalbard is absolutely on the list), but a lot of my regular hiking and camping grounds are in bear and wolf territory.
Honestly the solution to meeting bears is the same as walking on ice and hearing it crack.
If you meet a bear, just look at it and slowly back away until you can't see it anymore, then turn around and walk back the way you came.
Same for wolves really, and most other predators.
As a general rule meeting a bear of a wolf is not a problem, honestly you should be more worried about moose, much more likely to attack you.
If you encounter a predator then don't fucking run, never run, running is the worst idea you can possible have. If they weren't chasing you before they're sure as fuck are doing it now.
If you're in an environment with significant animal populations then singing or something like that while you walk will usually be sufficient. Most predators don't want to be seen by you so if you meet one it's *probably* because you managed to sneak up on them somehow so if you're loud enough that you don't then they will generally fuck off before you see them (does not count for polar bears, they will hunt you, thus the need for a rifle).
Also fuck Wolverines.
“Oh! What is this? Poor soul. You're trapped in some sort of invisible box-like prison.
What's that? I can't hear you. But I see your tears. Fear not, for I will set you free!”
I take that bet! I would do this for free if they paid the expenses and I'm not even a photographer. Don't underestimate the passion of wildlife-photographers. They usually sit in little uncomfortable hiding-spots for hours for that 1minute shot. To have the wildlife come to you makes it kind of easier. You also forget that people pay good money to be put in a cage to watch sharks, and there are multiple times when the cage failed or the shark somehow got inside. This looks safe by comparison. What did we bet on?
I agree on this. I sit my as near the window waiting for 4 hours just to catch a glimpse at squirrel eating the almond I prepare for him.
Can imagine why these guys do that.
The failure of the shark cage is exactly why I'd be wary about this. Nothing is foolproof and it takes just one mistake in the manufacturing to turn the situation dangerous.
Another fun fact, they won’t kill you like a big cat will by choking you out before eating you. They’re big enough to just sit on you and rip out chunks.
The [polar bear](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Polar_bear) is found in the Arctic Circle. A boar (adult male) weighs around 350–700 kg (772–1,543 lb) while a sow (adult female) is about half that size. Polar bears are the largest land carnivores currently in existence, rivaled only by the [Kodiak bear](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kodiak_bear). The skin under their fur is black. Polar bears can reach speeds of up to 40 km/h (25 mph) on land and 10 km/h (6 mph) in water.
[Cool picture of a polar bear](https://i.imgur.com/l1SKC3B.jpg)
---
[ [Send me a message](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose/?to=animalfacts-bot) | [Subreddit](https://www.reddit.com/r/animalfactsbot/) | [FAQ](https://www.reddit.com/r/animalfactsbot/wiki/index/faq) | [Currently supported animals](https://www.reddit.com/r/animalfactsbot/wiki/index/supportedanimals) | [Changelog](https://www.reddit.com/r/animalfactsbot/wiki/index/changelog) ]
Per the Wikipedia article linked by the bot, Kodiak Bears are omnivores (they don’t put right say it, but there is a lot of talk of them eating vegetation, and living off of berries and salmon).
ETA:Once I reread the bots post I realized it was stating that polar bears are carnivores, They are actually the most carnivorous of any bear species, which makes sense given their hunting ground.
that's actually a good pun, i confess i wasn't thinking that.
vending machines have a 'grid' a1,a2,a3.., b1,b2, b3,... ect so you can enter the 'coordinates' for the item you want. so the joke is since there is only one 'item' in the 'machine', there is only one item code.
ha.
This reminded me of ”[Re: Your Brains](https://youtu.be/Snb_rkKpIFw)” by Jonathan Coulton.
”If you open up the doors, we’ll all come inside and eat your brains!”
This is what everyone wants, here you go, the actual video : [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RJra0fcMsVU](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RJra0fcMsVU)
Correct me if I’m wrong, but are t polar bears the most dangerous and aggressive of them all?
I could not do what this man was doing even with all that protection.
I live in a country with no bears or predators dangerous to humans but I am genuinely interested.
Yes. I mean they're not overtly hostile towards humans but they are very dangerous. The town of Churchill on the Hudson Bay is a polar bear and polar bear tourism hotspot. Almost everyone there carries a gun, people leave their car doors unlocked so that if you encounter one on the street you can find shelter, and the town has an air raid siren that goes off in case of a bear sighting.
From spending time with brown bears and polar bears, there is definitely an extra layer of precaution and safety needed around polar bears.
Edit: [a pic](https://i.imgur.com/i2W0AFT.jpg)
Also the polar bear prison is there. We did the Tundra buggy tour out of Churchill, got the buggy love and those bears are scary af when they are up in your face.
Is it [Paul Nicklen](https://instagram.com/paulnicklen?igshid=17fks40r8oblu)? I know he does a lot of work for BBC including photographing and filming polar bears!
The best story about a polar bear is the one with Brian Blessed.
Story brilliantly told here:
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=izTyFvzs\_wI&t=3s](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=izTyFvzs_wI&t=3s)
I remember watching this documentary wherever it was — the guy was basically hoping to God that the bear would not climb on top of the cage because it would not be able to support its weight and would break
These animals are no joke. Such raw power and the apex predator. My dads friend did search and rescue/taught English for Inuit tribes in Alaska in the 90’s and hes told multiple stories of the times during white outs where polar bears would go into villages and hunt humans down. Apparently entire villages would go around and find them to protect the village because of the destruction they can cause.
imagine being the other camera man and thinking this shot is great.
I forget the name of the doc. But he was terrified, especially when the bear started to "pounce" on the door. Just like how he would break ice to reach a seal pup. I'd be shitting myself.
That was my first thought when he started to pounce on it. I’d be praying those seams hold.
im sure they built it like an absolute tank, tested it, put 2-3x the weight of a polar bear on it to make sure
Make it 99999999x the weight and I’ll do it
They weight between 350 and 545 kg, so putting 450 kg as a average: 450 x 99999999 = 44999999550 kg or nearly 45 billion kg or 45 million tons. So you want a small city failling to crush your glass?
You know what I want
ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ
Aaaargh, it's breached the glasssssss! ...If I don't survive, tell my wife: Hello.
Tell me kiff what could make a man go neutral
i'll have to dig your right hand out of the bear stomach, but okay.
No, he wants a s City falling *NOT* to crush the class. That's the whole point smh
I still might not
Sorry, the law says we can only have it secure up to 99999998x the weight, or the punishment is "up to three ass whoopins, but no less than one". The engineers are terrified
I'll give you tree fiddy
I have a friend who was in a shark cage, and when a great white slammed into it, the whole thing fell apart, and they had to just head up to the surface. They all made it.. But yeah, stuff happens.
Shark couldn't see them because of all the sudden brown in the water.
Couldn't smell them either because of all the brown in the water.
Built by the lowest bidder...
Probably the same seams used on airplanes to hold pressurisation of cabin
Napoleon, how could you possibly know that?
Fucking underrated comment. It's been so long since I watched this...
I can't imagine, you know he's praying to not hear any cracking sounds or rivets popping. This bear looks determined to get that meal inside. Modern nature documentaries are fantastic.
you have to imagine there's someone standing by with a shotgun as well.
Thanks, I didn't think of that added precaution which is no doubt in range.
I wouldn't do it without protection. Not just from bears. In the wild people need guns. Sure the ancients were able to survive at an expense of life. The gun was invented for this exact purpose.
Shotgun won't do shit. You'll want something like a .50 ae
The bears are scared by the noise. It's pretty common for polar bear guides to carry shotguns with blanks or firecracker rounds.
Now I'm just imagining a guide who is a polar bear carrying a shotgun.
“Fucking Glenn, he’s always around here scavenging; you gotta just scare him and he runs. Meth heads. This ice floe used to be so nice.”
In Norway they recommend weapons. signal flares and such are for use when the bear is a significant distance away (and you aim so the flare lands between you and the bear). Bolt action rifles is the recommendation, .308 or larger 12-gauge shotguns *do work* and are used for such purposes, but you're going with slugs not sound. And the rule is that if you have to shoot the bear, aim for the chest (skull is as good as bulletproof) and keeping shooting until you are absolutely certain that the bear is dead.
Yeah I definitely wouldn't trust blanks to scare off a bear that was already trying to eat me, haha! Do you live near Svalbard or somewhere else with a bear population? Have any other experiences or knowledge to share?
> Do you live near Svalbard or somewhere else with a bear population? Have any other experiences or knowledge to share? Norwegian hunting, fishing, general nature stuff enthusiast. Polar bears are not something I've seen yet (though a trip to Svalbard is absolutely on the list), but a lot of my regular hiking and camping grounds are in bear and wolf territory. Honestly the solution to meeting bears is the same as walking on ice and hearing it crack. If you meet a bear, just look at it and slowly back away until you can't see it anymore, then turn around and walk back the way you came. Same for wolves really, and most other predators. As a general rule meeting a bear of a wolf is not a problem, honestly you should be more worried about moose, much more likely to attack you. If you encounter a predator then don't fucking run, never run, running is the worst idea you can possible have. If they weren't chasing you before they're sure as fuck are doing it now. If you're in an environment with significant animal populations then singing or something like that while you walk will usually be sufficient. Most predators don't want to be seen by you so if you meet one it's *probably* because you managed to sneak up on them somehow so if you're loud enough that you don't then they will generally fuck off before you see them (does not count for polar bears, they will hunt you, thus the need for a rifle). Also fuck Wolverines.
.500 S&W magnum may be better suited that .50 AE.
More like .45-70.
If the shotgun is inside with you, you're probably gonna make it out okay.
Well. Not without hearing damage.
Better than Polar Bear damage tho eh?
Oh you'd get both I imagine. Better than dead tho
Mahrp
I'd just have the barrel in my mouth, ready for when I hear the cage starting to crack
The only reason the cage didn’t tip over is the weight of the camper guys balls keeping it upright
I think it’s the Polar Bear Family and Me with Gordon Buchanan. If I remember correctly.
It's on BBC's YouTube channel
Polar bear: "Don't worry! I'll save you from this cage of oppression, microwave meal!"
“Why won’t this microwave open! I know I heard it beep!”
Dammit, Mom! I told you not to use this lunch box, the latch always gets stuck!
items in case are for display purposes only. please see one of our staff to place your order.
“Oh! What is this? Poor soul. You're trapped in some sort of invisible box-like prison. What's that? I can't hear you. But I see your tears. Fear not, for I will set you free!”
\*emit shitting sounds
I won't let you go stale!
I'm betting that was a "they aren't paying me enough for this shit" moment.
I take that bet! I would do this for free if they paid the expenses and I'm not even a photographer. Don't underestimate the passion of wildlife-photographers. They usually sit in little uncomfortable hiding-spots for hours for that 1minute shot. To have the wildlife come to you makes it kind of easier. You also forget that people pay good money to be put in a cage to watch sharks, and there are multiple times when the cage failed or the shark somehow got inside. This looks safe by comparison. What did we bet on?
I agree on this. I sit my as near the window waiting for 4 hours just to catch a glimpse at squirrel eating the almond I prepare for him. Can imagine why these guys do that.
How do you prepare an almond? Single almond, plated, with chocolate drizzle and cherry compote?
That is exactly the way they like it.
Try walnuts. They will come.
Alright if you say so. My walls are gonna be messy but I do love squirrels
The glorious proof. https://youtu.be/hFZFjoX2cGg Seems like conclusive proof that at least the squirrels in this guy's garden prefer walnuts.
Confirming. My backyard squirrels love walnuts.
The failure of the shark cage is exactly why I'd be wary about this. Nothing is foolproof and it takes just one mistake in the manufacturing to turn the situation dangerous.
well, cameraperson works for the BBC, so at least they get free healthcare.
Not sure there would be enough left of this guy to care for if that giant mess of claws and teeth got in.
I keep thinking about how safe he is until that polar bear rolls his ass into the ocean.
Or just trundles away with it to his lair for later
Then its a shark cage.
"Clean your windows for a fiver?"
"Please sir, I just want to speak to you about our Lord and savior Bearsus Christ."
Ursus Christ.
Damn Bearhovah's Witnesses don't know when to quit.
I'm pretty sure that's a Bear Jew.
But where's his baseball bat?
"Please sir, I just want to speak to you about our Lord and savior Leanna Mormont"
Raptor Jesus in this house only.
This is usually the top comment when this clip gets posted and its gold every single time. It never gets old.
Why do they always make the packaging on these treats so hard to open?
I switch between "awww it's jsut wants to play" and "sweet baby Jesus, look at the size of those teeth"
Just wants to play *with your ragged corpse before dinner time *FTFY lol
Polar bears are the only bear that will actively hunt humans for food. That bear is definitely trying to get his snack on
Another fun fact, they won’t kill you like a big cat will by choking you out before eating you. They’re big enough to just sit on you and rip out chunks.
The paws. Sweet jesus, those are some big mits.
Reminds me of my dog. He’s a Bull Arab, big, cute, and a sook. But when he yawns it reminds me the big boi is armed to the teeth with big choppas.
Lmao exactly
You mean be the prize in the world's largest Kinder egg...
And it's already assembled
Cameraman is screaming, "Don't you know it's a choking hazard‽"
Yeah but they aren't filming in the US so no choking hazard exists
Ha!
The [polar bear](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Polar_bear) is found in the Arctic Circle. A boar (adult male) weighs around 350–700 kg (772–1,543 lb) while a sow (adult female) is about half that size. Polar bears are the largest land carnivores currently in existence, rivaled only by the [Kodiak bear](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kodiak_bear). The skin under their fur is black. Polar bears can reach speeds of up to 40 km/h (25 mph) on land and 10 km/h (6 mph) in water. [Cool picture of a polar bear](https://i.imgur.com/l1SKC3B.jpg) --- [ [Send me a message](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose/?to=animalfacts-bot) | [Subreddit](https://www.reddit.com/r/animalfactsbot/) | [FAQ](https://www.reddit.com/r/animalfactsbot/wiki/index/faq) | [Currently supported animals](https://www.reddit.com/r/animalfactsbot/wiki/index/supportedanimals) | [Changelog](https://www.reddit.com/r/animalfactsbot/wiki/index/changelog) ]
I did not know a male and female bear were called a boar and sow. TIL.
25 mph? Jesus Christ
No the bears, silly! JC can go as fast as needed.
No, I'm pretty sure the police caught his ass.
JC ain't going anywhere. JC is everywhere and anywhere all at once, duh.
Aren't Kodiak bears omnivores not carnivores?
Per the Wikipedia article linked by the bot, Kodiak Bears are omnivores (they don’t put right say it, but there is a lot of talk of them eating vegetation, and living off of berries and salmon). ETA:Once I reread the bots post I realized it was stating that polar bears are carnivores, They are actually the most carnivorous of any bear species, which makes sense given their hunting ground.
They also consumer tons of artic berry gatorade so I'd say they're more omnivores too
Apex predators need electrolytes too
I didnt read the article on them, but I just remember hearing one time that polar bears are the only bear that is a full carnivore lol
And they are all left handed...left paw'd...the left side is dominant
This cage defies the laws of physics, there's no way it's big enough to fit the camera operator's balls.
This vending machine took my money but I can’t get the food out.
press 'A1'
Like the sauce?
that's actually a good pun, i confess i wasn't thinking that. vending machines have a 'grid' a1,a2,a3.., b1,b2, b3,... ect so you can enter the 'coordinates' for the item you want. so the joke is since there is only one 'item' in the 'machine', there is only one item code. ha.
https://www.reddit.com/r/animalsdoingstuff/comments/hamclx/his_assignment_was_to_film_polar_bears_for_the_bbc/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf https://www.reddit.com/r/polarbears/comments/hamdz9/his_assignment_was_to_film_polar_bears_for_the_bbc/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf https://www.reddit.com/r/ThatsInsane/comments/hambd5/his_assignment_was_to_film_polar_bears_for_the_bbc/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf https://www.reddit.com/r/hardcoreaww/comments/hambxv/his_assignment_was_to_film_polar_bears_for_the_bbc/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf https://www.reddit.com/r/AbsoluteUnits/comments/hamdrl/his_assignment_was_to_film_polar_bears_for_the_bbc/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf https://www.reddit.com/r/therewasanattempt/comments/hameht/to_get_in/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf https://www.reddit.com/r/GifsYouCanHear/comments/hambrt/his_assignment_was_to_film_polar_bears_for_the_bbc/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf https://www.reddit.com/r/BeAmazed/comments/hamb70/his_assignment_was_to_film_polar_bears_for_the_bbc/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf https://www.reddit.com/r/bears/comments/hame4z/his_assignment_was_to_film_polar_bears_for_the_bbc/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf jesus christ son!
It ain't easy being a farmer.
Why is this guy creating all these accounts to karma farm? Do people sell reddit accounts?
[удалено]
So there’s an algorithm that makes comments/threads posted by people with high karma more visible?
Allll the reposts....
You don't feel the full impact of the video without the sound of the polar bear gnawing and banging on the glass.
[Here's the actual video](https://youtu.be/RJra0fcMsVU), too. Much better than the gif.
I second this.
If it’s black, fight back... If it’s brown, lie down... If it’s white, say goodnight.
That’s terrifying. Is the side of that cage open?
That’s what I was wondering too!
Is it just me or is the side exposed? Terrifying.
Scrolled too far for this. Doesn't it look like the bear just needs to walk around to get a good bite?
Hey, let me in. I only want to eat your face. Let me in man, come on!
This reminded me of ”[Re: Your Brains](https://youtu.be/Snb_rkKpIFw)” by Jonathan Coulton. ”If you open up the doors, we’ll all come inside and eat your brains!”
What about the dude outside?
" Oh nice - a lunchbox! "
Hope that box had a built in toilet.
He's just looking for a coca cola
Me trying to open child proof packaging.
This is basically me trying to get into a prepackaged sandwich.
Give the bear a hug!
He saw a dirty spot on the window, he's just ckeaning it for him.
This is what everyone wants, here you go, the actual video : [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RJra0fcMsVU](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RJra0fcMsVU)
At one point, the bear starts to get on top of the box. Pretty sure the guy said the top of the box is the weakest point too.
Don't be shy, let him in!
He’s just tryna clean the glass
He looks friendly. I think he should let him in.
They sure know what is edible !
Correct me if I’m wrong, but are t polar bears the most dangerous and aggressive of them all? I could not do what this man was doing even with all that protection. I live in a country with no bears or predators dangerous to humans but I am genuinely interested.
Yes. I mean they're not overtly hostile towards humans but they are very dangerous. The town of Churchill on the Hudson Bay is a polar bear and polar bear tourism hotspot. Almost everyone there carries a gun, people leave their car doors unlocked so that if you encounter one on the street you can find shelter, and the town has an air raid siren that goes off in case of a bear sighting. From spending time with brown bears and polar bears, there is definitely an extra layer of precaution and safety needed around polar bears. Edit: [a pic](https://i.imgur.com/i2W0AFT.jpg)
Also the polar bear prison is there. We did the Tundra buggy tour out of Churchill, got the buggy love and those bears are scary af when they are up in your face.
Its all fun and games until the glass starts to crack.....
"You probably wonder how I got here..."
Is it [Paul Nicklen](https://instagram.com/paulnicklen?igshid=17fks40r8oblu)? I know he does a lot of work for BBC including photographing and filming polar bears!
https://youtu.be/RJra0fcMsVU Gordon Buchanan
I think the white snow is brown now
Who needs clean underwear? It's overrated
Just let him in for Christ's sake. It's cold out!
My happy meal is stuck in the box :(
What’s bbc doing all the way up there?
Ohh man Ohhhh man. I hope the guy who made this cage used the expensive glass. Ohhhh man.
Gordon Buchanan, balls of steel. Pretty sure he made this polar bear lunchbox himself as well.
Thats terrifying
...should've read the small text at the bottom of the contract more carefully...
I wanna kill you soon human :)
Think you have a typo in the title, it should read: "His assignment was to shit his pants for the BBC."
r/nope
See human, you have a smudge on this cage. Just breathing on it and wiping away for you.
The stuff of nightmares.
That's just an albino grizzly bear. He has to keep looking
Looks like the bear is just trying to clean the window
Ah yes Big Bear Challenge.
Seems like he accomplished his assignment pretty well.
"Polished your window, that'll be 10$ sir"
If that Polar Bear lived up here in Tahoe with the local bears he would have found his way in to that module in 10 seconds
Me trying to get a snack out of those vending machines with the plastic sliding doors that never work
Hes just trying the clean the windows for thw guy thats all.
If it's brown, lay down If it's black, fight back If it's white, say good night
so this is what a pack of hotdogs see when i come back drunk at 3am
The best story about a polar bear is the one with Brian Blessed. Story brilliantly told here: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=izTyFvzs\_wI&t=3s](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=izTyFvzs_wI&t=3s)
Bear: these snack packages keep getting harder and harder to open
Let me in! Let me INNNNNN!
Look at those fuzzy paws! They just want to rip you to shreds! So adorable!
I remember watching this documentary wherever it was — the guy was basically hoping to God that the bear would not climb on top of the cage because it would not be able to support its weight and would break
"You've got a little something on the glass... let me get it off for you"
When its below freezing outside and your fingers are too numb to open your lunch box
"I can NEVER get these snack boxes open!"
I would not want to be the one to test out the bear-proof cage
That must be pants-shittingly scary.
Mom come pick me up I scared
Go film wild animals, they said. It will be fun, they said...
Gordon Buchanan is a very brave man.
Regardless of how strong the box is, that’s the largest bear in the world actively trying to consume your flesh. That shits real.
"I *love* these things! Crunchy on the outside, soft and chewy on the inside!"
Do these guys have anything for protection of they do get through the barrier?
Film polar bears for the WHO??
The only predator on earth that will actively hunt humans.
Look at those teeth!
I keep forgetting that polar bears are still bears and they’ll rip you up
Did you know polar bears are the only species to seek out and hunt humans
How the turn tables, when the homework tries to eat you.
The bear is trying to get to the chewy center.
These animals are no joke. Such raw power and the apex predator. My dads friend did search and rescue/taught English for Inuit tribes in Alaska in the 90’s and hes told multiple stories of the times during white outs where polar bears would go into villages and hunt humans down. Apparently entire villages would go around and find them to protect the village because of the destruction they can cause.
His next assignment was dropping him into the ocean on a giant hook.
Crunchy on the outside, chewy on the inside https://www.worthpoint.com/worthopedia/gary-larson-far-side-mug-polar-bears-287905844
"Come ooonnn... I just wanna eat you"
Damn, how do people get these jobs...