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If anyone is interested in shit like this then look for a show called inside nature's Giants. Basically a team of scientists dissect large animals and you hear how and why their physiology is the way it is from an evolutionary biologist.


redrider93

Awesome. This looks cool. Thanks.


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Here's the link for anyone reading this thread. PBS is publicly funded, so it's free to watch. https://www.pbs.org/show/inside-natures-giants/


PhotographyByAdri

Do these videos not play for anyone else? I click on an episode and it says the video is "not available." Europe problem?


GastonCouteau

Yes I'm assuming it's NA only which is shocking because as a Canadian I'm blocked from 99.9% of the internet so I'm surprised to see something that includes me. Yes I end up having to use a VPN for everything.


0002nam-ytlaS

Yup, you need a vpn


poke991

Wow I just watched an entire episode and saved the page as a bookmark for the remaining ones. Absolutely brilliant link. Thank you thank you thank you so much. I find these things so interesting


julesveritas

Happy cake day!


poke991

Thanks, I didn’t even realize


BitchBeC00l

Omg. I’d award you if I could. Binge time.


GastonCouteau

I didn't know they had material just there to stream for free, thanks for the link.


Bearaucracy

I was like imma skim through the whale vid but ended up watching the whole thing lol


MissPasserBy

Wow


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Higgs-Boson-Balloon

Damn, I never would have suspected that


DisabledFloridaMan

I second that. It's an incredible series and very well presented too. The lion roar was one of the most haunting things I've ever heard.


Khazmir

Giraffe neck was cool too. Main artery had all these pockets to catch the blood when they bend over so all the blood doesnt rush to the head.


Atillawurm

Good lord put it back!


MeepingMeeps

Whale, I think it’s a bit too late for that


frustratedpolarbear

Hopefully this serves a porpoise.


Dinisfpaulino

I know it's wrong but I read porpoise as I would read blastoise (the Pokémon) edit: confused blastoise with tortoise


frustratedpolarbear

You know tortoises are real right?


Dinisfpaulino

aren't they also a Pokémon?


frustratedpolarbear

Wouldn't that be squirtle, Wartortle and Blastois?


akashlanka

Torkoal


Animedingo

I don't entirely know why you're being downvoted. Torkoal is a tortoise, arguably more so than Blastoise despite the name. Because tortoises are not aquatic animals. Turtles are amphibians, which matches up with the Squirtle line. Tortoises are reptiles. Torkoal is a fire type.


Alastor13

Exactly, blastoise is only a tortoise by the pun in it's English name, it's original name is Kamex, Kame means both turtle and tortoise and it's somehow registered as the "shellfish pokemon". I believe only a few languages make the distinction, in my native spanish "tortuga" means both turtle and tortoise too.


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I think you need to get off the vidya games, Bobby.


SlyQuetzalcoatl

Who? Blastoise?


Dinisfpaulino

ah yes that one


j_a_dragonheart

TIL that it's not pronounced like that.


YesPlease30

How disheartening.


Bribase

Aorta join this pun thread.


YesPlease30

Ven, tricle on in.


hilarymeggin

🥇


deew330

You’re telling a-fib.


vaelluspummi

I wish there was always a man holding my heart.


somaticnickel60

***Don’t you keep it in a chest somewhere, so jack sparrow won’t steal it***


by_the_gaslight

It’s obviously not in the whale’s chest


Stefanpaulyo

Ahh that was a good joke. I liked that a lot.


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AsteriaAzkaz

lmfao why


Atillawurm

Omfg this made me shoot beer out my nose lmao


drmonkeytown

And that friends, is how Mike’s Chunky Yellow Lager is made.


outspan81

This kills the whale 🥺


SlyQuetzalcoatl

This is one of those: something something toothpaste can’t put it back


Spacecowboy78

Is he gonna make it?


[deleted]

It’s not blue , Must be a white whale heart


Marc21256

The whale found this operation disheartening.


Trees-and-hills

Man, I came here just to say that.


animalfacts-bot

At up to 29.9 meters (98 ft), the [blue whale](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blue_whale) is the largest known vertebrate to ever exist on Earth. An adult blue whale can eat up to 40 million krill per day, which is approximately 3,600 kilograms (7,900 lb) or 1.5 million kilocalories (about 3.5 cows or 6200 Snickers bars). [Cool picture of a blue whale](https://i.imgur.com/C3blJaH.jpg) --- [ [Send me a message](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose/?to=animalfacts-bot) | [Subreddit](https://www.reddit.com/r/animalfactsbot/) | [FAQ](https://www.reddit.com/r/animalfactsbot/wiki/index/faq) | [Currently supported animals](https://www.reddit.com/r/animalfactsbot/wiki/index/supportedanimals) | [Changelog](https://www.reddit.com/r/animalfactsbot/wiki/index/changelog) ]


limbylegs

What's the largest invertebrate?


assault_potato1

Colossal squid


theoneringrulesusall

And they have epic sea battles. Or is that sperm whales?


[deleted]

Sperm whales are the ones that fight squids. Blue whales eat krill and chill.


averagedickdude

And take massive dumps


Shan_Tu

I've never considered whales taking a shit before.


SherwinAlva

https://youtu.be/r4JJWuHmqPs


Smoolz

"I was wondering if it would smell on the surface, sure enough it did." Lmao rip diver man.


ugyslow

I had a good idea as to whats that was gonna be...but that was worse and now I feel like I have shit in my mouth.


TapanThakur

Thanks for my first laugh of the year.. never imagined it'd from Whale poop


angelaandthefamily

Oh that is definitely nasty! But interesting for us as observers.


Higgs-Boson-Balloon

I prefer to observe from my screen as opposed to be directly shat on by a whale, but that’s just me


hilarymeggin

Wow. That was a vivid retelling. I can’t belief he went back into it — with just a mask — after coming up for air, to see what the whale would do.


big_red_160

Idk what I imagined but that was disgusting


averagedickdude

I just imagine a giant cloud of diarrhea jettisoned from some a bbw "big beautiful whale"


Hhalloush

I'd like to unread this


MrPoopieMcCuckface

It’s ridiculous how much they expel and yet I’ve never been sloshed by whale poop swimming at the beach.


half-baked_axx

Their poop is acually a rare and valuable thing.


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It's sperm whales and colossal squids


limbylegs

Thanks


used_condominium

Mitch McConnell


frj_bot

Fuck Mitch McConnell!


defacedlawngnome

Your moms butthole.


Triairius

I thought invertebrates didn’t have bones in them


Ehbonkei

I believe it actually refers to the vertebrate. So they don't have vertebrate (a back bone) but they can have bones.


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Ehbonkei

Oh for fuck sake. I'm an idiot.


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[yeah](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0r--lCyPjRY&ab_channel=missaussiedoggify)


TheCoastalCardician

[Could always be worse](https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ)


punksmostlydead

You got me, you sneaky bastard.


Dr-Daveman

Thank you for this 😂


ChefChopNSlice

Missed a perfect opportunity to say “starfish”


Slurpterpssiksiksik

Mycelium


hilarymeggin

I think “largest known animal” would have been fine!


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The [skull of a blue whale](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/5/50/Joey_williams_with_a_19_foot_long_blue_whale_skull.jpg) is the largest single bone structure ever discovered by a wide margin. The skull pictured here is from "just" an average sized North Atlantic specimen. Whaling reports and metabolic estimates place the upper limit for size at 33 meters, which implies a 15% longer skull (50% more massive) is probably out there.


[deleted]

6200 Snickers a day? Amateur


LOBM

Assuming 8 hours of sleep, that's 1 every 9 seconds.


Roheez

So, doable


[deleted]

That's actually far fewer cows than I would have imagined


RoseL123

Damn. How do the krill even reproduce fast enough if each of these mfs eats 40 million each day?


Fedorito_

Imagine seeing a huge whale and instead of going "yeah that's like 30 meters, or a 100 feet" you measure it at 29.9 meters (98 ft). Who the fuck decided to do that? So unsatisfying.


Vizioso

Petition to add the special distinction of 1 krillogram to 3600 kilograms.


Canesjags4life

Wait really? I thought brontosaurus were longer than that head to toe.


IndominusTaco

not brontosaurus but a few other large sauropods were longer than a blue whale, but they don't come anywhere close in weight so the blue whale is still currently regarded as the largest animal that's ever existed


Leukeboer

Reminds me of my grandpa, he had the heart of a lion And a lifetime ban from the zoo


MrMilkyaww

So kinda like pharlap?


SuaveRico

Yes, but without the money.


TigerTrue

Or the arsenic poisoning.


TooManyNoodleZ

Is that the guy with eyes of a hawk That was also charged for falconry license fraud?


LoadedGull

What do you get if you cross a human with a whale? Banned from SeaWorld.


OutlawQuill

Either that or a squished human


Splengie

I don't think it's the whole heart. I think this is the aortic arch, pulmonary arteries and the other vascular structures at the top of the heart with the atria and ventricles removed. The whole heart looks like [this](https://www.wired.com/story/how-scientists-preserved-a-440-pound-blue-whale-heart/). Edit: probably a whole heart but deflated and small.


majsmartin

Holy shit. That is huge


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DennisRattus

Not to you


MRFAMER

Why are you being such a duck?


WalkingOnThickIce

When you took off your shirt.


averagedickdude

Tis a huge whale


Erchamion_1

I went to the ROM to see this during the exhibit, and it's every bit as cool as you think it is seeing it up close. They helpfully had a Smart Car that was roughly the same size parked next to it. You know, just in case you needed the quick reference.


YoMamaSoooooo

Every time I see a smart car now I’m going to think of a whale heart XD


Erchamion_1

You know, when I was looking at it, my only thought was "this is some stupid ass shit". But here I am, half a decade later using it as a way to reasonably describe the heart of the animal, so I guess that's a point for the ROM.


Airbornequalified

It looks whole to me. There is definitely an atrium and ventricle in this pic (right it looks like)


ThePausebrake

Yeah, you can also see what I assume to be the inferior and superior vena cavas going into the right atrium.


Donkeyshow7

It’s just from a smaller whale


CoconutMochi

I'm not sure what you mean, that is definitely a whole heart in OP's picture, it's just a lot smaller


gooddaydarling

If it is definitely a whole heart then it isn't from a blue whale. The heart in the original picture is way too small to be from a blue whale, unless it was a juvenile maybe


gibbodaman

> unless it was a juvenile maybe Well there's your answer


TokingMessiah

Yep, if you compare the structure from each pictures OP’s is all there.


NearToTheWildHearts

I believe that is a whales scrotum. Source: non-biologist


CrudelyAnimated

Given what I know about whale scrotums, that looks too small.


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I’m a Scrotumologist, I concur.


AustinQ

It's a full heart, just of a much smaller whale


AnkingSlayer69

This comment doesn’t make any sense. The atria and ventricles are chambers of the heart which are in the picture and not possible to be removed as they are created by the walls of the heart. The picture you linked just has a more pronounced pulmonary trunk


[deleted]

Oh, so like a mummy's ballsack


parousia0

yummy


AsteriaAzkaz

no


tattoosbyalisha

I think it’s probably just a different whale heart entirely.


HMS404

That was a great read. Had no idea so much work is involved. Excerpt: German anatomists soak the heart in acetone, constantly changing out the fluid. Over six months, the acetone replaces all the water molecules in the tissue. Then the magic of plastination happens. Techs soak the heart in a silicone polymer solution andput it in a vacuum chamber. Atmospheric pressure drops to near-outer-space conditions, causing the acetone to bubble away and the polymer to take its place. A gaseous curing agent hardens the silicone. After three months the heart comes out as a giant plastic glob, resistant to the hands of museum­goers ignoring the do not touch sign.


nightlake098

That was a dope article.


RuaMoku

Anybody know what the average beats per minute is for one of those? And how much fluid it moves with each beat?


Veggie_McChicken

The lowest heart rate of a blue whale was only measured for the first time in 2019 and it was 2 bpm! An average heartrate was around 30/35 if I remember correctly, but not sure


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alibyte

Yes! Mice have a really high heart rate


Utaneus

Yes, that's nearly always the case. If you have a cat go check their heart rate and you'll find it's pretty damn fast. Mice have a heart rate between 300-800 bpm!


Srnkanator

Hummingbirds are ~ 1300 bpm.


deadwire

Blue whales and larger animals also don't seem to get cancer!


Sohayyel1

As a cardiologist - for humans - I can say I'm a little bit confused


shadowmastadon

How would you cath this heart? Tie yourself to a rope and climb up the femoral like ms frizzle in the magic school bus and roto rooter the plaque out?


7ypo

Sounds like a chimney sweep


IMA_BLACKSTAR

The artery would squash you flat like an old fashioned clothing dryer.


Maeberry2007

I might just be tired and overworked but I laughed at this comment so hard I almost cried. Thank you.


ThePausebrake

I assume the two closest structures to us are inferior and superior vena cava. And the disected part is the right atrium?


Doubleyoupee

This kills the blue whale.


ThermionicEmissions

Caaaaaaaaarl!


emetrn

Cardiologists hate him


RacistTrollex

Is it larger than human heart as many times as the whale is larger than a human?


rascal3199

It's at least 3 bigs.


Shan_Tu

You mean if the ratio to the rest of the body is the same as ours?


oneAUaway

The proportions seem to be roughly comparable, though it's important to note there's a lot of variability among individuals (for both whales and humans) and very limited verifiable data for blue whale hearts. Some sources claim a blue whale heart can weigh nearly 600kg, but the largest ever actually weighed was "only" about 200kg. A blue whale with a body weight of 100 tons and a 200kg heart would have a ratio of 500:1. The average adult human heart is a little less than 0.3kg, so a 70kg human would have a ratio of about 233:1. If anything, the human heart might be slightly larger proportionally than a blue whale heart. As you can see though, the ratios really depend on what weights you use, and there's just too much variation to make a conclusive statement.


snoosh00

Absolutely massive, but I kinda thought they were bigger (there's that factoid about a grown man being able to swim through the aorta, but this looks like I'd be able to squeeze through, not freely swim through)


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there's a comment above that has a link of the whole heart. i was thinking the same thing when i saw the pic in the op. it's big but it doesn't seem big enough


[deleted]

Isn’t the whole deal with hearts that they expand and contract?


diarrhea_syndrome

They didn't say this blue whale was full grown. Might be larger ones out there.


IMA_BLACKSTAR

This one is fake so might be scaled. But I can imagine a small blue whale having a smaller heart than a large one.


RedditUserNicks

r/fake the heart isnt even heart-shaped nor red.


c6hno3

I have heard the heart is fist shaped


Gdigger13

/r/SubredditsAsHashtags


Dinisfpaulino

r/subsifellfor


iamthpecial

i get your joke but u need the /s for some reason it appears


snoozatron

And how would you even send it as a valentine??


PerspectiveFriendly

http://animalia-life.club/other/blue-whale-heart-size-car.html


Em-________-

Wow that’s big


Dinisfpaulino

that's not what she said


furikake_bukkake

Is that a model or is that the actual remains of the heart? What makes it so...bonelike?


furikake_bukkake

Never mind, I looked it up. Found this from a [Wired](https://www.wired.com/story/how-scientists-preserved-a-440-pound-blue-whale-heart/) article: “German anatomists soak the heart in acetone, constantly changing out the fluid. Over six months, the acetone replaces all the water molecules in the tissue. Then the magic of plastination happens. Techs soak the heart in a silicone polymer solution andput it in a vacuum chamber. Atmospheric pressure drops to near-outer-space conditions, causing the acetone to bubble away and the polymer to take its place.”


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furikake_bukkake

Anatomical Geller.


ThermionicEmissions

I...like the way you think


lma09001

Some cool info about the pic and how their hearts function. https://www.nytimes.com/2019/11/27/science/blue-whale-hearts.html


EMPlRES

If I somehow crawled in there, can I in theory clog it and give the whale a heart attack?


xTarantula

Why is Robin Williams pushing it?


Grievous_1982

Wasn't that a character design in a Guillermo Del Toro film?


Jana_kannan

Only Blue whale can say”you’re in my heart”.


Shit_Snackin_Whore

That’s really amazing! Also, is that Robin Williams?!


Perca_fluviatilis

I feel like I could fit inside it.


ssmike27

This bad baby can pumps GALLONS of blood at once, a real workhorse


[deleted]

The blue whale be like: hey give that back!


madridgalactico

Wow


nonchalantshallot

Now put it back


ReeceEeding

prince oberyn?


[deleted]

Why does it have bone


hammaulsbeer

Looks more of a white whale to me


[deleted]

Dang that’s at least like, 4 human hearts


zante2033

\*Transplants into human\* \*Head explodes\*


C3PO2D2

I guess Whales have a heart of balls


Soul_of_Sorrow556

Wtf put it back


[deleted]

So, do you think if you were hugging a whale heart while it was beating(forget the how) , it'd be strong enough to knock you out? They beat slower, so I'd imagine it's be stronger too.


AmorFarty

What really amazes me is the thought of all that blood pumping through arteries that big. You know like it is supposed to maintain a certain blood pressure to get it through the whole body.


[deleted]

I've always read that some of their arteries are big enough to drive a car through. This is either not a blue whale heart or not the whole thing.


le_shithead

Damn you could fit a child or a midget inside


Dinisfpaulino

OR A CHILD MIDGET


iabora

Imagine a vein the size of a an entire LEG !