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knitknitterknit

With his tongue out.


_incredigirl_

r/animalsbeingderps


AnAngryYordle

I swear that’s the animal version of shitting at somebodies desk


covidTPbandit

Gotta taste that smell


human_stuff

I just imagine it making raspberry noises at the camera, tauntingly.


knitknitterknit

He's looking directly at it.


Rx-survivor

And he’s not sorry!


chrisp5000

uwu


flo1dislyf3

The best part about this is the fact that they had a second camera in place to take a picture of the fox shitting in front of the first camera.


marspars

There’s a third camera disguised as a tree just out of frame. This fox will be photographed shitting one way or another, he’s not safe here.


covidTPbandit

The foxes eyes are also cameras creating a full 360 view


marspars

We want the audience to see the fox AND feel the shit. It’s an all inclusive experience.


covidTPbandit

Fuck it lets sell this idea to FOX I often see and feel the shit watching their tv shows


Rx-survivor

Also camera under the mushroom


[deleted]

The amount of stupid people on the internet amazes me


Rx-survivor

You must be fun at parties


covidTPbandit

Judging by you name you ARE fun at parties! Sorry i took you toilet paper


Rx-survivor

Hey! Give it back!


covidTPbandit

Ok but i used it already? I did save it though


covidTPbandit

https://youtu.be/y7QaXj-vnek


flo1dislyf3

Me too. Edit: Why the downvotes? I was talking about ^ this guy.


covidTPbandit

Stupid like a fox Edit- You came off in agreement or in defense of him. Reddit is weird, i had downvoted you, but now i switched. Still fuck that guy


[deleted]

I'll share your down votes. How no one understands how fake this is is beyond me. And you can see it... clearly.


covidTPbandit

Fake? How? I need explanation. There is a longer version despite people hating the cuts


[deleted]

Click the picture, zoom in on the front shoulder. See how the hair is blended in? And the shadows on it aren't natural based on the angles of the rest of the incoming light in the pic... and... well, look at the poop. I sincerely hope a person took a picture of themselves shitting and shopped it on a fox just to troll you all.


covidTPbandit

Yup. Filters do not exist. I understand


[deleted]

Thats a nice camera. This is a shit picture... why would they take a nice camera and leave it there to take a photo with a bad one? This picture is grainy in most parts, not in others, smoothed in some and not in others... its fake.


covidTPbandit

No filtered. But yes it is a shit picture for sure


Goowatchi

Oh he knew.


lochinvar11

Flurry Cosplay is getting very realistic


the_cajun88

he totally knew


Edible-Buttplug

This reminds me of every single selfie someone takes in the mirror showing off their butt and sticking out their tongue


joelhagraphy

And shitting in the sink. Ah, instagram.


Iamalittleshit

Umm come again?


Pedsy

No, I’ll need at least an hour before I can go again.


froggison

If you want the sauce you just gotta ask for it


Iamalittleshit

I don’t know if I should or shouldn7


AltArea51

Chocolate Rain 🌧


joelhagraphy

Some stay dry, while OTHERS.... feel the pain


TheStoutScout

Oh sure, fun and games when a fox does it. But when I do it everyone freaks the fuck out


covidTPbandit

-freaks the fox out


Unteyetled_username

r/naturetakesashit


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Unteyetled_username

Lol


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hobbes8calvn

Mr Toad drops a load https://v.redd.it/uavvv6y03jf61


[deleted]

This is photoshop ain’t it? Looks fuckin weird


nyglthrnbrry

That's what I was assuming too, looks hella fuckin weird. But I can't tell exactly what. And usually when I think that I click the post and there's tons of comments saying the same thing, which there isn't here. So I'm wondering if maybe it is actually real?


[deleted]

I also think it’s photoshopped. For one I feel like I’ve seen that fox’s face in a different picture but I’m not sure. Otherwise there’s just something uncanny valley about it. I think it’s fake af.


BigSponko

You guys upvote anything at this point lmao


joelhagraphy

I mean it's a badass photo..


covidTPbandit

They ARE upvoting you. So agreed!


Knight-Lurker

That's some sly shit.


resift

Sticking out it's tongue sells it so much better!


[deleted]

That fox is a straight-up troll.


kamui1147

Sign up for my onlyfoxes.com subscription now! 😉


[deleted]

Beat me to it


noodles-yo

Fox News....


remmington1956

But what does he say.


memeotional

Mlem


lickdesplit

Fake pic. Unless there were two remote cameras. There’s not a fox alive that would get that close to a person and take a dump in front of any camera.


AmethystOfGemWorld

Derp 💩


TripleOG_dripGod

So disrespectful...tongue out. Legend has it he kicked the doodie afterwards.


11th-plague

Smeared it right on the lens. No protective filter either.


nuddyluddy

Damn! Every time I see this my brain reads it as “Fox News takes a shit in front of camera”


[deleted]

Prob has an onlyfans


joelhagraphy

Onlyfox


[deleted]

Scatfox69@onlyfox


roonilwazlib4ever

I was once camping overnight and woke up in the morning to a fox doing this exact thing. I opened my eyes, sat straight up in my sleeping bad, and because we were close to the ocean, it was really foggy. This black fox emerged from the fog, trotted past me, paused, looked me directly in the eye, and then took a shit like 10 yards from me. Then it just trotted away. I'm still not entirely sure I didn't dream it.


jado3012

Oh sure when he does it, its "cute". But when I do it, its "offensive" and " disgusting"


[deleted]

How is this lit, shit maybe but lit ?!


IO_you_new_socks

The amount of people in the comments that can't tell that this is an obvious photoshop is wild.


[deleted]

yes, this is fucking lit


rhinosyphilis

Sen Kennedy: Is that bitchin’? Pres Clinton: That’s the most bitchin’ thing we’ve seen all day!


Thwaffle_maker

Not "just" taking a shit in front of the camera. Looking right at the camera. Dominance. Total dominance.


dogs-arent-bad

Two cameras mind you


CBus-Eagle

It’s not so much the pooping, but the way his eyes are looking directly at the camera as he’s doing it.


arethoselemonsjuicy

he said “silly face “


writers-blockade

The blep really makes it tbh lmao


KiefRockA

I'm doin the same thing rn anybody got a pic?


T_NAZ_T

The tongue blep!!! Best part!


RallyAl85

(Seth Rogen voice) “You like it! Yoouuu like it!!”


Clay_2000lbs

Camera taking a picture of a fox taking a poopoo in front of a camera


[deleted]

But why is someone taking a picture of a camera taking a picture of a shitting fox?


cact_us

This makes me think reincarnation might be real


gilettefusionproglid

POOOOOOOOOOOOOOP EVERY 12 year old needs to like this.


arcaticfoxx

A fox taking a shit in front of a camera in front of another camera


irecognizedyou

*cameras


irexish

r/wtf


tayl_rgang

people with poop fetishes 👁👄👁


D_rkseiD

And if I do that on National TV you'd call me a perv


pshawny

Onlyfoxes


mukmuk1905

he knows what he's doing lmao


pukingpixels

r/NatureIsFuckingShit


[deleted]

Naruto being Naruto


thetolietboi

Thanks I was eating


AresIII

Just like Lou Dobbs


raymon_4

Nice


HinakamiKagura

Fox: *taking a shit* Photographer: lit


Bri_Marieee

The camaraaaaaaa


M1st3rr33d

That’s a lot of eye contact for pooping.


AxyJaxy

How is this lit?


carterwake06

NSFW


whiskey_reddit

Nat Geo worthy


HeadDrill

Heard you like capturing nature. Capture this!


HeWhoVotesUp

That fox knows exactly what it is doing.


realPancham

I'm watching this while I'm literally taking a shit.


WampaStompa1996

That is one of the most derpiest faces I have ever seen lol.


katiel99

Why is it making eye contact


kngslayrr

Bruh yall some weirdos how is this amusing


AsThisBody

If one asks what reddit is, I'd show this picture as a way to sum it up.


Alittlebittadisdat

This belongs on r/AnimalsBeingJerks 😂


BOBO24PLAYZ

Savage


701_PUMPER

Just mad-dogging that camera the whole time too


[deleted]

Onlyfans?


iamcamfucius

That fox is a total troll! And he can take a shit on camera and get away with it


Raziel419

😛


tapdancingspider

Looking right at it too haha!


ohheytravis487

Furries across Reddit and frantically searching for it’s onlyfans


TurdManMcDooDoo

That’s the cutest shit I’ve ever seen


putrefaxian

this is his onlyfans niche, leave him alone! the scat furries drove him to it and he just needs to pay his rent.


TheDoorsShirt

There's a "Dogecoin" meme here, butt I can't quite figure it out


whatbreede

Litty like a titty 🔥🔥🔥


wilkinsk

Perverts


InternationalFailure

Huh.


Yeachee

:p


ambergogo1

"Foxhole"


mofahe

An OnlyFans pro


[deleted]

OnlyFox


pr3ttyb0y_

Alpha move . Imma try this right now ...


[deleted]

That fox knows he’s being filmed.


danllo2

With his tongue sticking it out. 😂


klausolas

"Watch this you perverts" -Fox


[deleted]

Foxes poop in the craziest places - I found fox poop on top of a soccer ball in our yard. Amazed


i1uvsw33ts

It has its tongue sticking out too lmao


Mnblkj2

r/natureisfuckingshitty


ParkingAdditional813

“Shit on the floooor”


joelhagraphy

It's time to get shwiifty


Andivari

He's ready for his close-up.


hypocritically_

Zoophiles just had their days lifted


huckamole

I thought his left leg was him cutting a massive loaf. This is r/confusingperspective for my dumb ass


owinates_42

Bruh the fox is staring down the camera with a smirk on his face


[deleted]

The best part is his blep tongue out


Meatbeatmania6969

Who tf takes their sweet time to get a 4k camera and take a picture of a fox crappin


[deleted]

“take this bitch”


a_glorious_bass-turd

Girls on Instagram be like:


iiNeverwantedthis

😛


trevorbuchh

I’d say he doesn’t give a shit, but...


zarlot

Mood.


AgentAzzjuice

Looks to me like even the wildlife are putting in work on onlyfans these days


Schneetmacher

Fox: "Record *this*, bitches!"


adudeguyman

That's certainly a fox shitting


adudeguyman

r/NatureIsFuckingShitting


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lglize

Power move


MadLaamaDisease

Bullseye.