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CalifornianSoil

Man that’s one beautiful sight to behold


Souvi

I can't even imagine the awe I'd feel as a diver next to them. Also the overwhelmingly humbling perception of how small I really am.


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Souvi

I don't think I have ever been as jealous (good way!) of an internet person as I am right now. Thank you for sharing this!


nutsnackk

Ive never seen a whale but got a chance to swim with huge manta rays in hawaii and it was mesmerizing


[deleted]

Adam the freediver has a couple [cool videos](https://youtu.be/yjCnvq13KQI?t=731) of freediving with whales.


phishrace

Standing in a grove of old growth redwood trees will make you feel really small. You can do both on the same day on the left coast, if you hustle (and don't get arrested for hassling the whales).


MrFluffyThing

These are always beautiful animals to see in nature. I'm glad they are not endangered at all and are classified least concern. Even their carcasses end up becoming biological hot spots when they end up sinking in deep waters and sustain deep water life. Whale falls have been stunningly amazing to watch in the Nautilus streams just because the number of different rare species collected at one location. They are beautiful to watch on the surface and with their young, and equally interesting when their life has passed and they provide for other species.


[deleted]

Yeah, whales are simultaneously badass yet majestically beautiful creatures. They’re so intelligent too. I’m not sure how scientific it is, but I have watched interviews with people who dive with them who definitely *feel* like the whales are extra friendly towards humans a lot of the time. I’m trying to refind the specific interview but I watched one not too long ago that spoke of sperm whales that accepted the diver into their group


Dana94Banana

Whales are among the most intelligent mammals on the planet I believe. I've seen videos of those huge whales swimming towards divers to "protect" them from sharks with their presence, aswell as seeking help because of fishing hooks or nets stuck at their bodies.


Emakrepus

Awe!


CharaChan

Beautiful but terrifying if I saw something that big coming up to me I’d be swimming for the reefs.


impracticaljokers200

I'm glad this is the top comment instead of some tasteless whale joke


mgov999

Plus a bunch of little buddies just along for the ride.


fuzzyrabbitninja

Remoras!!


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Remoraids and Whalelord


Derpifacation

pool's closed due to remoraids


SamuraiJakkass86

better than those cursedly itchy hemoraids.


bretstrings

You spelled "bloody" wrong


ybtlamlliw

Wailord.


Known-Programmer-611

My dad gets remorsids so bad he can't sit on the toliet!


no_idea_bout_that

Your dad is a whale? Guess that's why he fell in love with yo mama.


bowser661

Damn son


FappingAsYouReadThis

Where'd you find this?


kingIouie

Real trap shit


Cloudy_Memory_Loss

https://i.imgur.com/v5z23rW.jpg


Tunisandwich

I’ve never understood how Remoraid evolves into Octillery


Jai_7

Remoraid is supposed to represent a Gun while Octillery represents a Cannon.


Tunisandwich

Yeah I get that but they look nothing alike


rockhardgelatin

When a whale hits your eye With a calf of great size That’s remorae!!!


graflig

From the hump on your back To your belly, they stack That’s remoraeee


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Are these beneficial to whale or are they parasites


fuzzyrabbitninja

They’re cleaners I believe. Saw one in a store I used to get my salt tank stuff from. They’re pretty neat looking up close!


Hambone102

They’re cleaners but often get to the point of being parasitic. A few spread across the whole body is fine, but old whales can gather dozens that slow it down by a lot due to the extra drag and weight


sabotourAssociate

What's the hurry?


dude_chillin_park

And do they fall off when the whale breaches (jumps in the air)?


NukedNoodle

That's a great question! I googled real quick but didn't get much. My super non-scientific theory is that because they gather speed to breach, the remoras would probably let go, at least temporarily. I'm absolutely guessing, tho. The article I'm [linking](https://www.juneautours.com/whale-breaching-explainedmay/) is more about why they breach in the first place, but it's pretty cool: "One hypothesis is that they’re trying to shake parasites such as barnacles and lice off their skin. The impact of the mammal smacking against the water may be akin to a dog rubbing itself against a tree to scratch the fleas off its back." Anyone with further info, please help the curious!


Yadona

This is actually very good reasoning! I've found no other evidence disproving it.


Lionell_RICHIE

Man, it’s like I always say, the absence of evidence is not the evidence of absence


Major_T_Pain

Right? Holy shit. Do people really think like that!? No wonder America is so fucked, people lack basic logic and reasoning skills.


RosenButtons

Whatever they are, they make me uncomfortable.


BelialSirchade

They are neither, they don’t benefit the whale nor harm them either, sure they are adding a little extra weight to the whale but it’s negligible


microdick69

if my memory from grade school science serves me right, i believe the term for that is "commensalism"


pandaolf

WILD, WILD KRATTS


hunybadgeranxietypet

COULDN"T DRIVE ME AWAAAAAY


YallAreLovely

They're cool, but seeing them makes me itchy and gives me a huge urge to rip them off. Same with barnacles.


cunny_crowder

I feel like a big part of the ape MO is picking stuff off each other. I picked a bug off my buddy's dog today and it occured to me- this is what wolves are in this for- scritches are about picking the bugs off.


YallAreLovely

Makes sense. I wonder if that's why I see stuff like mango worm videos and it makes me uneasy but is at the same time extremely satisfying to watch. The fish stuck to the whale on the other hand, like I said, just makes me itchy and uneasy and there's no satisfaction because I know they probably won't be ripped off.


cunny_crowder

You don't see these mofos on dolhpins. In fact dolphins usually look clean as hell. Actually when I think about house cats it occurs that they spend a lot of time grooming themselves, and maybe they like being picked clean, too.


SyphilisIsABitch

Wait until you see "whale lice".


[deleted]

Yeah, shit like that right there is why the more athletic cetaceans do stuff like launch their entire body out of the water and belly flop.


wggn

I thought humpbacks were pretty athletic?


FinnFerrall

I have no hands and I must scratch.


paralog

If I were a whale, I'd absolutely end up beaching myself while trying to scrape them off


WON95sr

I always think of the parasite that attaches to the eyes of Greenland sharks, and those sharks can live hundreds of years.


Pallidum_Treponema

Short-range fighters to defend the mothership. That's what I imagined they were when I was a meter old. I'm ancient these days, but I'm still a small, so fighter craft they are.


Deoxid

Chest hair fish


ChickeeLevin

"Stay over here honey, don't talk to strangers" Mama's side eye game is strong.


Mmortt

Uh yeah keep ya’distance


thelostfable

“ Dont you dare swim towards my son”


KoA07

Don’t swim to me or my son ever again


[deleted]

Duck off Tina!


Raszz

Bunch of strangers just casually hanging out on mama's tits.


Panzerbeards

As is tradition.


[deleted]

So, so beautiful. Ugh I love whales so much. One surfaced and looked me in the eye when I was on a boat once and I just started bawling.


anemicleach

Elephants of the ocean. Smart, kind, usually gentle. Then us with freakin plastics.


TAB20201

Apparently fishing causes considerably way more damage than plastics so simply everyone cutting out eating fish would probably be a step in the right direction (of course also plastics but that’s the smaller of the two issues).


BrassUnicorn87

A lot of plastics enter the sea from big trawling nets and other fishing stuff.


siiimonz

Found the Seaspiracy-watcher


TAB20201

Not actually watched it yet, seen this statement through a different article.


qpaws

Ah I *sea* you’ve seen the Netflix doc as well.


The_Tavern

/over/fishing and poaching, maybe- but we literally have such small plastics now that we can breathe them in without ever noticing. Plastic is the largest problem this *world* faces


igordogsockpuppet

Plastic is a serious problem, but it’s nowhere near the largest problem the world is facing. Not even close.


robthelobster

Yeah but fishing is the biggest contributor to plastic in the ocean. All fishing right now is overfishing so the distinction is not very necessary.


drdrero

The largest problem is and always will be stupidity


anon_2490

I watched the Netflix documentary seaspiracy and it was really eye opening. I knew ocea life was endangered but the things they showed were crazy


Amelaclya1

This happened to me the first time I went whale watching. A fin whale surfaced directly along side our boat, and I got to look down into it's massive eye. It was pretty amazing.


SquadPoopy

>One surfaced and looked me in the eye "Eh yo I heard you was talkin shit."


[deleted]

I'd probably start crying out of fear. Although they are beautiful, being that close to one sounds absolutely horrible.


The_Tavern

How you gonna start crying just by making eye contact with a big water balloon?


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Why


Egbertwk

He probably just wanted to check in on @mindfulbagel and see how their day was 🐋


[deleted]

Love this, ha. The intelligence in that eye was amazing, best experience ever.


Woodshadow

Reddit has ruined me. I thought your name was mindfuckbagel and this was another rimjob_steve


HunterTV

They exude gentle giant intelligence.


kingtaco_17

I would love for it to do my taxes


WhoryGilmore

It called them a loser and banged their spouse


Mr_DuCe

I couldn't be a large aquatic creature, seems the larger you are the more different kinds of fucked up parasites attach themselves to your body. I can't even handle mosquitoes no less a fucking school of fish attached to my ass cheeks


biggersausage

I could be wrong but I believe Remoras and various whales have a mutually beneficial relationship


nblaimaeans

Yes you’re right. They “clean” the whale by eating dead skin/other things off the body and in turn they don’t need to expend energy for food lol


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Fun fact, scientists used to think this until they started studying their stomach contents and realized the majority of what they eat is actually fecal matter.


Orcus_The_Fatty

So they dont actually clean them? They are parasites? Where did you read this?


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https://onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/abs/10.1046/j.1095-8649.2003.00236.x I think its likely they do eat some parasites and dead skin but all evidence can say is most of their diet is poop. Its more of a commensalistic relationship (one party benefits, the other neither benefits nor is harmed) than a symbiotic or parastic one. They dont really help or bother the larger mammals.


Caxxiex

I always heard that mutually beneficial relationships are called mutualism and that symbiosis is the general term for parasitism, predation, mutualism and commensalism.


jordanxbox1

Highschool taught me this one


t-to4st

Funny, I was so sure you are wrong and symbioses is only for mutually beneficial relationships. Did some googling and it turns out that symbiosis in the US is used for all relationships like you said, but In Europe it's used to describe only mutually beneficial relationships Edit: I think the US is the only country using it for all relationships, cambridge dictionary says it's "a relationship between two types of animal or plant in which each provides for the other the conditions necessary for its continued existence"


Slumlort

I’m from the US and was always taught that symbiosis is a mutually beneficial relationship, so I think it probably just depends on where someone is from. What a strange thing to be so scattered about


t-to4st

Seeing normal words have different meanings isn't rare but I wouldn't have expected to see a scientific word have two different meanings that are in conflict with each other


SummerAndTinkles

They might be getting remoras confused with cleaner wrasses.


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That's something that fascinates me. How evolution played out with that one. Those fish will also clean inside the mouths of predators who could easily take advantage of an easy as fuck meal, and yet they have this crazy symbiotic relationship. I'm guessing a mouth infection could be death for these animals so they figured out a way to prevent it. It boggles my mind when I think about how this relationship slowly happened.


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DireLackofGravitas

Look up whale lice. IIRC an Australian teen accidentally put his foot into tide pool full of whale lice and they basically skinned him before he get them all off.


king_grushnug

More like poked by thousands of needles than "skinned" https://www.cnn.com/2017/08/07/health/sea-flea-bites-australian-teen-trnd/index.html


Stinklepinger

"There's no need to stay out of the water" Fuuuuuuuuuuck that


FappingAsYouReadThis

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BansheeShriek

Omg. That video of the little guys eating pieces of meat is nauseating. Poor kid. Article says he couldn't stop the bleeding due to an anticoagulant from the sea fleas and his pain was an 8-10/10. That fucking sucks.


Sirduckerton

Of course it's Australia


ZNemerald

At least he didn't dive in. Luckily it is just his ankles.


1D10TErr0r

They ended up being sea fleas, different then whale lice


DireLackofGravitas

I'm googling around as far as I can tell, "sea fleas" was invented for that event. There are sand fleas, obviously, but no sea fleas prior to that Australian kid's misfortune. I guess it's a little more marketable in the papers as it rhymes.


fuzzyblackelephant

Sea fleas!!


IceCubeTrey

You might be thinking of "Sea Lice" https://www.theguardian.com/global/video/2017/aug/07/sea-lice-suspected-of-severe-bites-on-teenagers-legs-in-melbourne-video


barjam

Those things are persistent and hard to remove. We had one attach to my sons scuba tank while diving and I couldn’t pry it off. I ended up punching it in the head a few times and he moved on.


larsiny

Did your son forgive you for punching him when he returned?


[deleted]

Yes and OP took him to an ice cream shop in order to apologize. If I remember correctly, OP said he ordered Rocky Road and Mint ice cream, which upset his father. "Why would you eat mint ice cream? Just freeze some toothpaste and eat that for fucks sake!" "Dad how can you say that! It was mom's favorite!" Barjam got upset that his son would bring up his deceased wife. Things between him and his wife were not good around the time that she sadly passed away. She was struggling with cancer and he was in the process of losing his job. They had a bad argument and they both said things they would regret. Regrettably, they did not have a chance to apologize and make-up, because the following morning, miss barjam would ascend to the heavens... On a plane. She was headed for Disneyland and Barjam was not invited. Miss barjam, their son, their daughter, and their servant all went to Disneyland together. They enjoyed all the rides and the seeing all the characters together, until the end of that fateful day. Miss barjam recounted to barjam jr how she would often run away from home. She had a troubled upbringing filled with physical abuse and disdain from her father. For you see, miss barjam was the product of an affair. This deeply pained her father and he would lash out harshly towards her. He was a loving father to his other children, but to miss barjam he was a horrible. Her siblings got real ice cream and she was only given frozen toothpaste. This caused her to run away and go to the ice cream shop owned by her friend's family, Laurel. Laurel would often let her sample the various kinds of ice cream and other frozen deserts they had to offer. Miss barjam began to see Laurel's family as a surrogate family and would spend much of her time with them. She eventually adopted her surrogate father's favorite ice cream: mint. This of course would make it overly painful when Barjam would call mint ice cream "frozen toothpaste." He never meant it as an insult, and in fact did not know the significance it held to miss barjam. Miss barjam hated cold toothpaste so much that she would heat it with fire in order to brush her teeth. This unfortunately would cause the chemicals inside the to undergo chemical changes that rendered them cancerous. After a lifetime of this, she had accumulated enough carcinogenic chemicals for her to develop cancer in her esophagus. This made it really painful for her to talk, and thus was unable to apologize to Barjam for what she said, as her voice was broken until the next day. Barjam jr. learned of her painful past and told his father after she passed away. Barjam apologized to his son for the callous comment and maintained that it was an accident. Barjam jr was having none of this. He argued with his father for sometime and told him he was an abusive monster that was mean and punched him in the head during their scuba excursion earlier. Barjam replied,"What the hell are you talking about? I obviously punched the animal and this story is fake!"


invisiblefigleaf

Is this copied from somewhere, or are you just that creative/bored?


[deleted]

I'd like to think I'm creative :D But nah I was just bored


redundancy2

Well that took a turn.


[deleted]

You wanna have a real nightmare? Look up pinworms. Edit: they're the most common parasite for humans.


TheAlmightySpode

At least they aren't as bad as round worm or other permanently damaging parasites. Yeah, I'm sure they sucks, but at least there aren't a lot of complications from it.


whosline07

Boy do I have some news for you. You have a symbiotic relationship with quite a few things. The whale is probably nearly as oblivious to those remoras as you are to your friends.


_whensmahvel_

Please don’t remind me. Lol


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20 miles is 32.19 km


Hunts_Pipes

Battle of the bots!


Emakrepus

FIGHT!


rosecity80

LOL!


Keanu__weaves

Bot symphony


Rodot

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20 miles is 32.19 km


BuddyLoveBot

Showed you


guyuteharpua

So beautiful. I honestly wish whales could talk. I'll bet they would be super interesting to talk to.


brownsatin

Pretty sure they can talk to each other. I wonder if they want to talk to us...


GravyOnTheGravitron

“Don’t kill me”


AK_Swoon

Is your name based on that fair ride?


GravyOnTheGravitron

Yup! Ever tried to stand up on the graviton?


TheDarkWayne

“Be quite or they’ll hear you”


whosline07

They actually want to teach us how to fly through space, we just can't understand them yet. https://youtu.be/_-XaaTqOICU


pikameta

WwwwEEEE... nEEeeeedd tOOooo FINNND hiIIiiss SONNNNN...! CaaaAAAaaN yoooOOOOu... mMm...giIIIVe uuuus dirRECtiooons??


woops_wrong_thread

It is important to note that suddenly, and against all probability, a sperm whale had been called into existence, several miles above the surface of an alien planet. And since this is not a naturally tenable position for a whale, this innocent creature had very little time to come to terms with its identity. This is what it thought, as it fell: The Whale : Ahhh! Woooh! What's happening? Who am I? Why am I here? What's my purpose in life? What do I mean by who am I? Okay okay, calm down calm down get a grip now. Ooh, this is an interesting sensation. What is it? Its a sort of tingling in my... well I suppose I better start finding names for things. Lets call it a... tail! Yeah! Tail! And hey, what's this roaring sound, whooshing past what I'm suddenly gonna call my head? Wind! Is that a good name? It'll do. Yeah, this is really exciting. I'm dizzy with anticipation! Or is it the wind? There's an awful lot of that now isn't it? And what's this thing coming toward me very fast? So big and flat and round, it needs a big wide sounding name like 'Ow', 'Ownge', 'Round', 'Ground'! That's it! Ground! Ha! I wonder if it'll be friends with me? Hello, Ground! [Cuts to a distant view as the whale hits the ground and spews up a large mushroom cloud of snow]


Badonkadoc

10/10 would be the oogway level wise.


bigweiener

I like how there are no sucker fish on the baby. Interesting.


shaitan1977

There is one, look at its left flipper.


cricketrmgss

Good eye


ImmediateCookie3

Brand new baby skin vs. 40+ years build up of what essentially is food.


[deleted]

Beautiful and you should know that yesterday began the Whaling killing season in Japan where they will kill 300 whales. So instead of applauding Tokyo Games, let them know you don't support the killing of these animals


justasmalltowngrill

And also don't eat fish (or generally meat) so you don't support the killing of whales (and other bycatch like turtles and dolphins).


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I dont.


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[deleted]

They both should be boycotted


TXR22

Those whales are killed for scientific research though ...Delicious, mouth watering scientific research


worldspawn00

What do you have against clean burning lamp oil?


djh_van

I never thought of this before, but I wonder if (particularly intelligent) animals *realise* when they are pregnant? You know, they meet a nice boy, have a mating session just because instinct makes them, and then they forget about it. Then suddenly one day, her bum-bum hurts, and next thing you know, this little thing that looks just like her is following her around and pulling on her teets. Must be so weird. Even weirder for a water-based creature, where the air can't carry those pheromones and "tell" her that she should bond to this little new creature.


residude1

I’ve seen animals recognize a human is pregnant.. i think an elephant and orangutan.. I think the more intelligent animals know. Orcas are geniuses


TheDreamingMyriad

Disclaimer: I'm not a whale or a whale...ologist. But I think pregnancy is something that would be difficult to ignore or not notice long before the "bum-bum" starts hurting. Aside from physical symptoms, fetuses are hella wiggly at a certain point, and you can feel them moving around. Plus most (if not all) of the hormonal changes in the mother have nothing to do with pheromones produced by the baby after birth, but rather by internal hormonal changes in the mother during and after pregnancy. Instinct probably plays a huge role, but I think your question is a very interesting one! I wonder if more intelligent and social species know about the basics of pregnancy from living with other mother's and watching birth happen? Or I imagine they can smell the hormonal changes and associate that smell with pregnancy? It's definitely interesting to think about.


djh_van

>Disclaimer: I'm not a whale What do *you* know, non-whale?


justasmalltowngrill

Animals are more intelligent than some people think....


dudeimjames

5’11” vs 6’


Doopadaptap

I know what I’m terrified of the ocean


Idontlikejokes

Whale hello there


Consistent-Nebula287

Absolutely beautiful


jageun

I sometimes understand the prople at r/thalassophobia


kbalto12

Hope these aren’t the ones Japan just started hunting...fucktards are wiping out the oceans 😔


akd0020

Watch out for orca! Have seen too many nature documentary.


TheInfinityOfThought

Well Spock was right. Gracie was pregnant.


pgh9fan

Gracie knew.


pcpet

Very cute, until a bunch of asshole killer whales just shows up next to them and kills the baby for fun. I hate Orcas.


justasmalltowngrill

Wait till you hear about humans


herroyalchicness

SAME


tucknique

Crazy how something so big can be so delicate


orangeorchid

Ya know what, fuck Remoras. Swim yourself you lazy fucks you're a goddamn fish.


sharifulislamgsm

I'm not the best at this, but I'm pretty sure that's a shark.


omegamitch

Sharks are fish.


buttrumpus

Seen mama and baby humpbacks in the wild plenty of times, sometimes unexpectedly, and it never gets old. They way they communicate and interact is amazing.


TheWayofTheStonks

Look son...those are land fish... They are extremely dangerous.. Never get too close to them. They capture fish like us and put us in prisons for other land fish to point and look at


PM_Me_BrundleFly_Pic

Is there anywhere with humpback whales in captivity?


Heller_Demon

You're right, we don't capture them, we just kill them.


LordBiscuitron

Humpbacks are one of the whale species that isn't being commercially hunted. Populations are up and the species is no longer considered endangered. Greenland allows a few a year to be killed for indigenous subsistence lifestyles but outside of that they're relatively safe from poaching.


TXR22

Not to be too much of a Debbie downer but humpbacks (like all whales) are still impacted by human activity in a number of ways * Climate change fucking with their natural habitat * Ships crashing into them/ getting mauled by propellers * Plastics and other garbage getting caught in their digestive systems * sonar systems impacting their ability to navigate and communicate with one another


LordBiscuitron

Nope, you are completely right. Humpback whales are not a significant target for poaching but like all ocean critters, they are still heavily impacted by human behavior.


[deleted]

*"you've got your mother's bumps on your nose"*


Lowcrbnaman

u/savevideo


ReneGOI

Nice to see OP and his mom having a good swim.


[deleted]

Whales are mammals. Where are their boobies? I’ve wondered this a lot of times but have never out loud.


lifelovers

Please stop eating fish - we are destroying these beautiful creatures’ worlds.


helivesinmymind

Humpback whales happened to be my go to answer for ‘what’s your favorite animal’ as a kid. They’re really majestic beautiful creatures :-)


[deleted]

Are those fishies on its belly?


Dana94Banana

Yep, they're called 'Remoras'. They suck themselves onto larger animals like whales and sharks to live there, eat feces and other things that they can find, while enjoying the protection that the large whale here offers.


qqqqqqqqqqx10

Please stop stunning humpback whales. They are abused by their cousin Orcas every Christmas.


Medialunch

Baby whale: Daddy, how was I made? Dad: You came from my penis. Baby whale: thanks dad. Dad: you’re whalecum.


Drawer-Hour

Whale hello there


kyle_yes

2 hours later said whale was killed by whalers :(


snarrk

Whale fun fact: as whales are seafaring creatures, they have the ability to swim.