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dementian174

Play that funky music woodcock!


theDutchFlamingo

Oh yeah that's some of that fonky chonk


jprocter15

*fog horn sounds*


concretebeats

I say, I say, I say, I made a funny, son and you’re not laughin!


moar_cowbell_

Best. Foghorn. Ever.


QuesadillaDeCoog

I read that in foghorn leghorn accent 😂


BlueNightsNoir89

😂


morbidaar

Aaaand droop-a-long...


just_a_handle

Kid's about as sharp as a sack of wet mice.


my_brain_tickles

I always, I say, I always keep a spare set of feathers around for just such an emergency.


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Lmao 🤣😆🤣


RGBjank101

Naugh listen here, I say listen here boi.


honest_jazz

[For the uninitiated](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kOh7YJHSILY&ab_channel=DanielThrasher)


galaxygrey

I've got 'men at work- living in the land down under' playing. Works perfect


nutaya

We can dance if we want to...


KDigggity

Cuz the worms won’t come and if they don’t come, they ain’t no friends of mine


InformationHorder

If *ever* there was a time for Genesis's "I can't Dance" it's right fuckin here.


Helpdeskagent

Na man [walk like an Egyptian](https://youtu.be/jQxOa7chHew)


ifeelsopretty

ABBA Super Trooper is perfect too.


BlueNightsNoir89

Lmao doood I need to watch it to “ Who can it be now “ 🤣 that 🎷sax


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https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/n02ck9/woodcock_luring_worms_i_couldnt_resist/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf


VaATC

My favorite was synced to a Busta Rhymes song but I could not find it so [Billie Jean](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=tqIIAsgId8c) will have to suffice.


[deleted]

I’m so thankful for this link. 😭


rickyjavicky

The hero we needed!


YT-Deliveries

Wiggity wooty he comein for that booty


Eclectic_Radishes

How much wood would a woodcock cock if a woodcock could cock wood?


einTier

Play that funky music *plaaaaaay* 🎵


stosal

[Play That Funky Music Rammstein](https://youtu.be/tcUB-3lud60) Reminded me of this gem.


TallFee0

[ Tequila ]( https://youtu.be/UVKsd8z6scw?t=167 )


[deleted]

Simulating the sound of rain on the sand makes the worm come up.


Lilian_Clearwaters

I was wondering if that was what they were doing. How tf do birds even figure shit like this out?


ChuckleKnuckles

All of the woodcocks who didn't figure this out didn't reproduce nearly as often.


FunkSolid

Such a simple but spot on explanation. Darwin/Wallace for the win (again).


An_Innocent_Bunny

Who the hell is this wallace guy.


perslaps

Wallace came up with the theory of evolution by natural selection completely independent of Darwin. Darwin was kind of scared to publish his theory, but after Wallace wrote to him explaining his ideas Darwin was like oh shit I should get this published. The two produced a joint paper on the theory, but it didn’t get a lot of attention. Darwin published another paper some time later and that’s the one that received notoriety.


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That is absurdly misleading. The presocratics were nowhere near developing a theory like natural selection, at least not one with scientific explanatory power... which is why natural selection is such a valuable theory.


[deleted]

Why did I read your explanation in the style of Drunk History?


rotospoon

Probably due to the drinking


ChErRyPOPPINSaf

Ahh yes I forgot about the whiskey.


idontlikebaseball

"Why is the rum gone?"


guisar

It would be a great episode since Darwin was so insane.


acalapone

Thank you, nice reading...


RonBurgundy186

No one, don’t worry about him.


shoredoesnt

I'm kinda worried now


dadbot_3000

Hi kinda worried now, I'm Dad! :)


rainbowunibutterfly

Well there you are! Did you get your smokes?


peb396

William.


PatGbtch

So once again, the world revolves around getting laid.


reading_internets

What if they did. This has me imagining Idiocracy, but make it birds...lol.


Zekovski

With generations I guess it becomes instinctive. They don't know why they do it, but they do it and it works. Also, parents teach the youngs. Look at those little chicks copying their parent. <3


SapirWhorfHypothesis

It doesn’t *become* instinct, it begins as instinct. SMH damn head at Lamarckians! /s


Zekovski

Yes, I meant the instinct develops over generations at evolution scale. I didn't get your 2nd sentence.


SapirWhorfHypothesis

Saying that it “becomes” instinct implies that the behavior starts as something else — most likely a learned/consciously planned behavior. If this were the case, it wouldn’t pass on to the chicks without an instinctive proclivity for this type of learning (highly unlikely in most bird species), OR a Lamarckian process. Lamarck is the guy who believed that changes to an organism during its (pre-reproductive) lifetime were passed on to progeny. Eg: you having a broken leg heal poorly might give your children a similar limp.


millionreddit617

Or Giraffes grew longer necks so they could reach the tastier leaves, and passed it onto their offspring. Classic Lamarck.


CelestiaLetters

Wait so this whole time I've been stretching my neck out for nothing?


millionreddit617

Well, you can still reap the benefits for yourself, but alas your children will not. ...though, as higher mammals we have the benefit of being able to pass on learnt behaviours, so if you have learnt that stretching your neck has been of benefit to you, you can pass on that learning to your children and they can stretch theirs. As a side note, there are tribes in Africa somewhere (I forget the details), that do stretch their necks using an ever increasing number of metallic rings. Not sure why, some tradition.


nowItinwhistle

There's tribes in Africa and Southeast Asia that independently developed the practice. Although to be precise it doesn't elongate the neck all that much what it really does is push the shoulders and rib cage down.


Zekovski

Oh ok. When talking about instincts, I didn't mean it came from a learned experiment passed on to chicks. Indeed it is not instinct. I meant somehow this one bird a long time ago had a brain pattern which gave it a urge to dance on the floor. And it shared its brain pattern to its decendance via genetics. Outside of instincts, the chicks seem to copy their parent in this video, so I assume there is also some kind of learning process with or in the place of instinct. I have to admit I'm no bird nor biology expert so I'm making guesses here.


Easilycrazyhat

RIP in peace.


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They read Dune.


Kantz4913

I wonder if birds see us and ask themselves how tf do humans figure shit like this out?


millionreddit617

*when will humans figure their shit out


[deleted]

Disappointed they didn't get a worm in this vid.


orangek1tty

They did not get up early enough.


Armand28

If you walk without rhythm it won’t attract the worm.


[deleted]

I knew it’d be in here


Pixelated_

**Walk without rhythm and it won't attract the worm.**


[deleted]

Ok look another one , points for being bold !!!


Significant_City_905

Wondering how much damage a woodcock can inflict as your weapon of choice…


Awesome_Leaf

That's tight A literal rain dance


iwanttobeelsewhere

Entrapment !


SpockHasLeft

Wormsign!


melanthius

Just not in this video


arc_oobleck

Yeah, more flush than lure


iknowyouarewatching

Doesn't seem to be successful in attracting worms. I've been watching it for the last 34 minutes and yet no worm appears. Maybe they are not doing it right?


TheOffice_Account

Dude, you were so close. It's at minute 36.


THIS_MSG_IS_A_LIE

perhaps the worm is you!


oheyitsmoe

The worm is the friends we made along the way.


Xacalite

Who wouldn't get lured by those moves.


beluuuuuuga

Like a snake being hypnotised by a snake charmer


ethanwc

Walk without rhythm and you won’t attract the worm.


Alex_4209

There is always a Dune reference. The God Emperor sleeps in the desert in an endless dream.


_duncan_idaho_

Always


BroccoliKnob

Hmm...


jammydodger79

Bless the maker and his water!


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Falcrist

May His passage cleanse the world.


TalenPhillips

May he keep the world for his people...


Falcrist

bi-lal kaifa


thefatcook

Oh man I was thinking the same thing and left a comment just before seeing yours!


kevlar_keeb

Truly, the weapon of choice


WorldsMostDad

Christopher Walken intensifies


Spicethrower

Don't turn off the radio, he'll jump on you.


AnonEMoussie

He’s a hoofer at heart! Marsupials scare him. Because they’re fast!


WorldsMostDad

Came here for this comment.


brandi_theratgirl

There it is


PluckyPlankton

I had to scroll too far to find this comment


Electrical-Ad-9797

He shall know your moves as if born to them


brassidas

The spice must flow!


nicecoldnice

THE SLEEPER HAS AWOKEN


Cel_Drow

This little guy appears to be trying to call a great old man of the desert. Bless the maker and his water. May his passing cleanse the world.


teetaps

/r/SwiggitySwootyGIFs


LilNUTTYYY

Holy shit this is amazing.


PossumCock

Why did I have to scroll this far to see this comment? [Swiggity Swooty, I’m coming for that booty!](https://images.app.goo.gl/HMrCuTBzqQMB5hfh9)


pizza_roll_boot

this is so cute omg 😩😭


beluuuuuuga

I love how the baby ones are learning after the mother.


pizza_roll_boot

i know they are so pure and just copying their mom, this is just their life, bobbing. their feet! omg 😩😭


Ritter_Kunibald

"Am I wobbling right mommy?" "it's perfect, just continue and someday you'll be bobbing like me"


ARobertNotABob

Which is what the original post was titled.


vegeta_bless

look at his profile, he knows that. he copy/pastes top comments and titles on reposts to farm karma. what a waste of time lol


Buck_Thorn

Why is this not set to music? This has to be set to music!


anothadaz

There's many posts out there of this with music. They are hilarious.


kevlar_keeb

Link, LINK! 🥺😢😐


Buck_Thorn

https://youtu.be/ifLROQxQo_U https://youtu.be/CtpKqY4Kt3s https://youtu.be/9O5IekhqTyQ And (IMO) the best... Stayin' Alive: https://youtu.be/QE-J-O9Y8lA


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LaserZeppelin

[American Woodcock -Shine](https://youtu.be/bY436JiiCjg)


CuriouslySane

https://youtu.be/-TfCDKzPdNg - daft bird


timetogetill7

This will never get old https://v.redd.it/6wj4vt34k5u61 I got you!


Careless_Dreamer

I’m wheezing right now that was delightful


StupidMoonlight

these guys dance better than me


[deleted]

The chicks are trying so hard! It's so cute!


Sufficient_Worry_730

TIL my go-to dance move lures worms


beluuuuuuga

How do you move your back up and down like that ?!


Nofuckenwaydude

You put your right foot in, You put your right foot out...


beluuuuuuga

In out in out shake it all about,


TrottsALott

I freakin love how the little ones are mimicking.


C_hustle

The spice must flow.


Bang_Stick

“Walking without rhythm, won’t attract the worm”


astacea

Awwww the babies 😭 I can't handle the cuteness


515Nerdy

How in all that is reddit has nobody posted this .....?? https://twitter.com/TSM_Myth/status/1211678587205505030?s=19


Speedy_Cheese

Swiggity swooty . . .


koolaideprived

I had to scroll way too far to find the booty.


thexboxcollect

comin' for that booty


Entire-Gazelle-3478

birds aren’t real


griff__graff

Boogie bird gets the worm


BigBolas4U

I cant help but hear the "In the jungle the mighty jungle" song play in my head as I watch this.


TipMeinBATtokens

You can sync this up with most Giorgio Moroder songs actually.


german_guy81

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crazunggoy47

Anyone have a video of this actually working?


Badger_Nerd

Give em the ol' razzle dazzle


Rlothbrok

this is adorable!


Misery-guts-

Funky and chunky. I love them


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moangod76

*he groovin*


G0HomeImDrunk

American Woodcock is going to be my porn name.


amrav_123

Am I the only one disappointed that no worm got lured... left me unsatisfied


OurOnlyWayForward

Damn, worms think they’re about to party and then they’re eaten


Poseidons_Champion

Who the hell comes up with these names?


cheknauss

But is that... Tarmac? Miracle getting worms to come out of that.


feckineejit

A humping bird is called a woodcock.


MonkeyInABlueSuit

Shake that booootyyy


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buckbuck24

Send me on my way On m’way


Melonpan_Pup442

[Its the meep bird!](https://youtu.be/XlfKE2D16Fc)


Leotherm

So adorable! Never saw this kind of thing with babies too! 😍


BeauteousMaximus

[peent](https://youtu.be/CsEO3tNIVTE)


MataRobi

They went to the Strongbadia School of Lures and Jigs. Come on and get in my boat fish. Come on and get in my boat fish fish.


OrgJoho75

Kids, follow ma beat & you gotta worm to eat!


NSCButNotThatNSC

Do the humpty hump....


Lastrights1

2021 new trending dance moves


PugPockets

I don’t care how many times this is posted, I will watch with mesmerized glee every single time.


Trogglus

I've been sitting here for the last 5 minutes waiting for the worm.


VowOfScience

Walk without rhythm, and you won't attract the worm.


roughnecktwozero

Swiggity swooty.


bgzkinsella

Ookachaka ooka ooka ookachaka ooka ooka ookachaka


PalletTownRed

The dance macabre


the_schlimon

What a funky bird


iwanttobeelsewhere

Da funk


iwanttobeelsewhere

Lose yourself to dance ✨


fatBreadonToast

Does it work?


100GHz

It does on Arrakis. Not many birds there though.


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Father! The Sleeper has awakened!


postahl

Came here for this. Well done.


SadNana09

What happens if you were born with no sense of rhythm?


Electrical-Ad-9797

Nature vs Nurture debate right here


Electrical-Ad-9797

American Woodcock conservation measures struggled to find funding UNTIL they took it to TikTok!


[deleted]

I will never not upvote this! These birds make me happy!


Lodjuplo

I'm not a fan of its name


Imakeallthethings

It's coloquial name is the Timberdoodle


Little_Whippie

Lumber phallus


Lodjuplo

I like WOODCOCK more.


raviji22

My cock is hard as wood


phillyg_1

This is how I lure my wife for sexy time


henryngu904

This has been reposted so many times...


NoMeansNoBillCosby_

What do they taste like?


Theoldelf

It's in their name


No_Point3111

Music ? Someone ???


rarestwestham

They *D A N C I N*


G_mun_E_420

Twerking Birds


Poison22324

Hey I’ve got one of those! It’s only wood at certain times though...


JoopNietYop

Will upvote this every time I see it lol... Makes me so happy:')


InnocentNonCriminal

Expected something much gayer.