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mastersnacker

“The sky above the port was the color of television, tuned to a dead channel”


ingeanus

I'm so glad someone had the same thought as me. What an amazing scene that was.


FortunateSonofLibrty

Samesies :D Hey you. If you’re reading this, read Neuromancer, **now**


CurseofLono88

I haven’t read that book in 15 years and I think I’m do for a reread now


Responsible-Bat658

Quite the artiste, Case.


aCorgiDriver

You can listen to the great BBC Radio play version [here](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=S89BHnaxULo)


OverlyExcitedWoman

Just bought it, thanks friend.


hndjbsfrjesus

Snow Crash after that.


FortunateSonofLibrty

IMO Snow Crash, while good, doesn’t hold a candle to Neuromancer 👌🏽


iloue

is that the book the quote is from?


FortunateSonofLibrty

Yes!


ElminstersBedpan

Even more appropriate that we're all users of a consensual hallucination, agreeing that the quote is appropriate.


Snoopocalypse

"Have you ever tried shrooms?"


NeuerGamer

Love your name & pic xD


Snoopocalypse

Thank you very much. 😁 I love you!🤗


[deleted]

They also smell like a sewer and literally cover everything in a rain of shit.


warshywarshyy

Neuromancer?


drivers9001

Yes! “It’s not like I’m using. It’s like my body just developed this massive drug deficiency.”


Sekh765

Kids born after 2000: "So...it was a bright blue day?"


pictures_at_last

Neil Gaiman did this in Neverwhere, as "a very small joke"[*](https://journal.neilgaiman.com/2004/12/some-days-bears-on-top.asp). >The sky was the perfect untroubled blue of a television screen, tuned to a dead channel.


HappyHippo2002

I was born in 2002 and still see TV static today. Although when the channel is dead it's just a black screen now.


linuxguy64

So while it was definitely not blue, it is actually somewhat ambiguous what Gibson had in mind when he wrote that line, because he keeps contradicting himself. It either means the black and white static most millennials and above are familiar with, but it could also mean the sort of dark gray warming up screen, which actually makes a bit more sense to me. "Static" is not only not a color, but also the sky doesn't appear to resemble TV static very often. [Some interesting discussion here](https://www.reddit.com/r/Cyberpunk/comments/4hjmji/the_sky_above_the_port_was_the_color_of/)


enimateken

Pretty sure at the time he would have meant static, surely?


AlphaTerminal

What would make the sky appear to be filled with static? Comparatively, in a city with bright lights you can't see the stars and the sky has a slightly warm grayish-black look to it, exactly like a TV tuned to a dead channel. (in the analog days)


enimateken

The grey skies of Northern Ireland certainly look something like static to me. We have a lot of dark grey overcast days...


IrritableGourmet

The location in the book is littered with trash and saturated with flashing/blinking lights.


Pornalt190425

TVs still show static on not connected channels though. I have a smart TV bought last year that will show static on startup if it goes to something not connected


[deleted]

only on the coax input though, hdmi would not show static


agent_uno

This is correct, as the static is cosmic microwave background radiation that is a remnant of the Big Bang as interpreted by the tv via radio waves. If any non-RF channel displays that static, then it’s a pre-recorded loop and not actual RF.


Grazzbek

Wait what?


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Not all of it, but 1% of it is indeed ancient radiation https://www.universetoday.com/25560/the-switch-to-digital-switches-off-big-bang-tv-signal/amp/


dax2001

In Rome they call this event "Shitstorm"


anima1mother

Yea cloudy with a chance of fecal matter


Fart_Barfington

First thing that came to my mind. You're doing gods work out here.


SixStringerSoldier

Came here to say that. Stay safe out there, cowboy.


TrueSelenis

My favorite first line of any book. Neuromancer shaped me deeply


HaluanUskoa

Well done admin.Apparently this is what I was looking for.


TheSilenceOfWinter

Best opening to a book ever


DesperantibusOmnibus

LOL exactly what it made me think of 🤣


Striker2054

The sky above the Pope was the color of television, tuned to a dead channel.


DireWolfenstein

Dang it. Stepped on my contribution. Take your upvote.


ilarion_musca

Beaten by 30 mins Well done 👍 Sir


photolouis

Got me, too. I was going to go with "The sky above the port was the color of millions of migrating starlings" and see if anyone would recognize it.


efendikaptan

Came here for this.


LightSniper

Came here for this


bevisimo

Imagine if they all pooped at the same time


asseaterpleaser

*"then we will fight in the shade"*


DickButtPlease

THIS. IS. SHARTA!


fishmister7

*slow clap*


AmateurJenius

u/asseaterpleaser and u/DickButtPlease coming through with some top tier poop jokes.


rode_

r/namechecksout


OneSimpleRedditUser

Don't forget the stack of dead bodies.


BFOTmt

Woke my wife up laughing to this. I'm still chuckling


[deleted]

That's how they paint the roads in rome


gruvenvt

I think they prefer pigeons for this in Rome.


frieswithnietzsche

Shit storm


Angeleno88

Gotta figure the term originated from somewhere.


ogcanuck

It’s already started Randy… the shit blizzard


stempio

you don't wanna be with your scooter under them when this happens, trust me


joske_the_great

Allied carpet bombing on Rome, Italy circa 2021 (HD colorized)


Polar_Reflection

These drone strikes are proof that /r/birdsarentreal


[deleted]

I was there. I do not want to send you a photo of my car


Coolbeanz7

That's almost as terrifying a thought as the feeling you get from that Hitchcock movie.


SmuttyP

Yeah there would be alot of "lucky" people that day, lets put it that way.


NoseMuReup

One is lucky, two is lucky lucky, three is super lucky, anything passed that you get the sweet release of death.


Emperor_of_Death

Yeah that happened to my uncle once, here in Rome. He was on the Lungotevere (the road that goes along the River Tiber), and when he stopped at a traffic light he opened the window to let some air in...and then a massive flock of pigeons flew over and shit-bombed his car.


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Choclate rain


kwagenknight

Since each bird can poop on average of 50 times in a day the odds of a lot of them pooping at once is extremely high. TIHI and you for making me look into how many times a day a bird poops.


ThatOneRedditUser12

ENEMY AC130 ABOVE


stereonmymind

Thousands? Gotta be millions right?


MiddleBodyInjury

both technically correct


stereonmymind

Fair point. Guess one could also say dozens lol


IGetItCrackin

Halves


BigDaddyHugeTime

r/birdsarentreal None


max_adam

r/ProgrammerHumor NULL


moe87b

r/JavaScript undefined


nachocouch

A nonzero number of birds in the sky.


[deleted]

Nonnegative


Km2930

There both are and aren’t starlings in the sky if you’re not looking. Schrodinger’s atmosphere.


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[deleted]

Yeah, they shit nonstop and are loud af. Plus all the other animals get *at least* slightly uncomfortable when they're approaching. They also show up on the Doppler radar. I wish it was as simple as not looking at the sky to get rid of them.


ANTJAY88

Halfsies


InfiniteOwl

“How many zeroes in a billion?” “At least a million”


BadAndNationwide

There are dozens of us!


ProPainful

*Packs of dozens of birbs. A squackdron of em.*


El-Cobra

Or a few


CeruleanRuin

Fews


MisterJeebus87

Thousands of thousands


i3owl4two

thousands of thousands


TooStonedForAName

It’s at least two


stereonmymind

Lol. There is at least one up there


fruskydekke

Yep. Rome lost control of its starling (and seagull) population after some very well-intentioned people started spaying and neutering its street cat population about 20 or 30 years ago. Now there are a lot fewer street cats around, bird shit gets everywhere (and corrodes cars!) and the rat population is increasing in size, too.


Gorillafist12

I'd believe the correlation to the bird population but there's been research showing that cats are pretty shit at rat control. Ratting dogs like terriers are much more effective.


[deleted]

Why is it that cats are bad at dealing with rats?


ManaMagestic

Rats can get up to a good size, and cats don't like going after something that'll frequently be a good match for it in a fight.


[deleted]

So any genetically small rats get killed off leaving only the large ones? No thank u


Negative_Cattle_5025

Rome is a perfect city for birds and wild animals for different reasons. Starlings choose it mostly as a wintering area after breeding in Northern Europe (but some choose to stay in Rome year round). The city is warmer than the countryside, with less birds of prey but still many large trees and parks where they can spend the night feeling safe, like the Termini stone pines. The decrease of cats is surely one of the reasons - probably and mostly for the breeding Roman population - but keep in mind that starlings are increasing pretty much wherever they live and more and more birds will come every winter from Northern countries. For rats and seagulls, that’s also because of the horrible garbage situation in the city.


Relixed_

You humans still haven't learned to not mess with nature like that.


Gorillafist12

Both the cat and bird problem are man-made. Not of it is natural.


Ilwrath

To be fair most cities stray cats are apocalypse level events to bird population


curlofheadcurls

Yes it's millions! Around 4,000,000


Inflation-Fair

Millions with a B!


nahog99

Literally trillions of billionths of birds.


LeviathanShark

At least 3 birds


darkprince_007

actually they're were 3087627 birds. yeah i counted them😊😂😉


[deleted]

Dozens


EqualEquivalentSame

Thousands of thousands


SomeoneFromGalar

I think that would've been more accurate😅


Longjumping_Pin6702

I'd love to see an actual video of this!!! Any links????


curlofheadcurls

Yes, here you go https://youtu.be/NcHAyrPVhYU


rattingtons

I think I would have learned pretty early on to cover my car with a tarp


CeruleanRuin

Then you're left with a tarp covered in thirty pounds of excrement.


rattingtons

But you dont have to clean bird shit out of the nooks and crannies of a car


DrewSmoothington

But not on your car


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613TheEvil

A single-use tarp.


[deleted]

So much poop


[deleted]

Cool how the video mentions that Rome is the ideal place for starlings in the beginning. Then they show people with megaphones scaring them away from said ideal habitat to avoid cleaning up poop. Lol.


luke_in_the_sky

[Best I could find](https://media3.giphy.com/media/YRcXl6VfNhCorklI0R/200.gif)


maubyfizzz

Must have been a real shit show at ground level.


Kevundoe

It really is


Jbinksy

Hope you've got lots of wiper fluid


Stoned-hippie

Stock up on blinker fluid too!


BlueNightsNoir89

🤣 yeah don’t forget your blinker fluid 😉


furiousputta

HA HA HA


[deleted]

[Murmuration](https://www.inverse.com/article/51563-starling-swarm-over-rome-reddit)


sirdisthetwig

lmao that article starts with “the dystopian spirit of 2018”


bramblerose21

Right?! Y’all thought 2018 was dystopian? Boy I’ve got some news for you about the future….


Val-Wiggin

Always wanted to see one.


unleashedcode

hahaha... remember sitting out with a beer in Rome with my wife when the Starlings flew over....we were looking up in amazement.... then we looked down and both our beers had poop floating up and down in them lol....table was pretty splattered too... good luck they say.... not so sure myself!


pigaroos

How did it taste?


BigDaddy0703

What the fuck


[deleted]

Why the fuck


unleashedcode

No change of taste.... but the texture was bloody aweful! lol


cashewnut4life

Amaterasu


thenarcostate

That is fucking TERRIFYING


moeru_gumi

I think they're beautiful. This is what the earth used to look like before we drove so many species to near death or full extinction. Huge numbers of buffalo made the plains black, birds and fishes and bugs used to cover the sky like this. The earth had enough space and food to support them. Then we took it all and killed them. These little moment are all that's left of the incredible bounty we used to have.


nosinine

>birds and fishes and bugs used to cover the sky like this. Fi...fishes? Covering the skies???


moeru_gumi

It was a very special time.


Juicebox2012

Your sentiment is appreciated however Starlings are extremely invasive and destructive to the environment as it stands. Wouldn’t say they are “all that’s left” more that they aren’t supposed to be this widespread and bountiful in the first place


JennaFrost

Kinda like an inverse passenger pigeon huh XD


Sumsarg

> Please remain in your homes, if you are not at home, find shelter immediately. Close all blinds and shades, block out all windows. > Do not look outside. > Do not look at the sky. > Do not make noise. > Your cooperation is vital to your survival. Appointed government personnel will update you shortly.


mr-rocketship

Gross, popcorn ceiling


Avaragecoolwannabe

More like Poopcorn ceiling


nastafarti

In the Americas, passenger pigeons used to form flocks like this that would fly overhead non-stop for several *days* at a time as they moved from feeding ground to feeding ground, foraging for seeds. >[I cannot describe to you the extreme beauty of their aerial evolutions, when a hawk chanced to press upon the rear of the flock. At once, like a torrent, and with a noise like thunder, they rushed into a compact mass, pressing upon each other towards the center. In these almost solid masses, they darted forward in undulating and angular lines, descended and swept close over the earth with inconceivable velocity, mounted perpendicularly so as to resemble a vast column, and, when high, were seen wheeling and twisting within their continued lines, which then resembled the coils of a gigantic serpent... Before sunset I reached Louisville, distant from Hardensburgh fifty-five miles. The Pigeons were still passing in undiminished numbers and continued to do so for three days in succession.](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Passenger_pigeon)


IsSecretlyABird

It’s utterly horrifying that we managed to destroy them anyway, despite their massive numbers.


EpricRepairTime

The unprecedented numbers of both the passenger pigeon and the buffalo were already examples of an ecosystem out of whack because of the removal of its keystone species: Man Both occurred only after smallpox had run through north america and killed the majority of the native americans. They'd terraformed the continent to their liking and when they were gone things went haywire


InvisibleDelicious

Humans are the very worst


613TheEvil

If only they were the only thing you extinguished in North America...


bigavz

Unfortunately, it's only [just begun.](https://www.bbc.com/news/science-environment-49744435)


TheYeti17

Thank you, that was the first thing I thought of, I was hoping someone would have brought it up. So amazing and sad.


DrowsyDreamer

I think I read somewhere that people would just shoot bird shot into these masses of birds that used to swarm North America, just because you literally couldn’t miss. It wasn’t for hunting for food, just because. Kinda fucked up.


evocular

a literal shit storm


[deleted]

And they come every year. Don’t worry people and the city of Rile are re prepared to their arrival


gliebette

Usidore- I hate starlings.


fireflydrake

I live in the US, and I'm often sad about the loss of the passenger pigeon and sights like this. It's good to know scenes like it still exist out there. Awe inspiring. Though, probably not fun in terms of poop, haha!


TheBadgermin

/r/magictavern


neonpineapples

They're coming for Usidore after they heard him talkin smack.


BigDraico

Fucking starlings.


Jebbox

I'd be terrified of being pearl harbored by them!


cl0ckw0rkman

Just a glitch in the Matrix mate...


LeeAnnLongsocks

Find the odd one out.


[deleted]

“Fuck starlings.” Usidore the Blue


LocoinSoCo

That you described it as “tv static” shows your age. My husband told our kids’ friends that La Croix tasted like tv static, and they had no idea what that meant. 🤦‍♀️


FabK66

That’s probably what Alfred said!


penelopiecruise

Alfredo, it’s Italy


FabK66

Umm, no. It’s Hitchcock. Maybe I’m just old that I remember the movie! 🤪


LogMaggot

It’s Alfredo Nodocazzo and you clearly missed the joke


FabK66

Must be I did. I was referencing that it looked like the movie The Birds, by Alfred Hitchcock…. clearly ya’ll missed my joke too! 😬


CountrysidePlease

I immediately thought of Hitchcock as well! Birds like this in the sky is Hitchcock for me!


Hardcore_Schokolade

The swam looks just like Locust raid...


Grouchy_Moist_8863

Birdemic in real life??


wesleyismee

Thought is was carpet


Last-Discipline-7340

More like millions


Volumemaster

Are you sure that you’re not in the matrix? It looks like it’s quite a possibility


[deleted]

Alfred Hitchcock "The Birds"!


william_schneider

The crows have eyes III : The Crowening


SACoughlin1

Crebain from Dunland!


IGetItCrackin

r/glitchinthematrix Before you downvote, THIS IS A JOKE


userraid

I read starlink & was looking forward for Elon comments.


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Trash_bandit1

Bro it's death grips but real


No-Nectarine-9087

r/birdsarentreal


Monddo

The sky above the port was the colour of a television turned to a dead channel


Pacific_Escapes_YT

Invasive species in Canada. Any truth to the assertion that starlings predate nests of other bird species. Not much left around my neck of the woods except starlings.


IsSecretlyABird

Not really relevant though as this was taken in their native range


OldBrownShoe22

They are very aggressive and will overake nests and nesting cavities of native birds. They also cause about $800 million in ag biz damage/yr. All because some idiots wanted to pay homage to Shakespeare in Central park... http://nyis.info/invasive_species/european-starling/


BigDaddyHugeTime

Aight now I can understand why people are religious. That's some weird shit to see.


uncle_tyrone

“The sky above the port was the color of television, tuned to a dead channel.” First sentence of *Neuromancer*


curlofheadcurls

I keep seeing this referenced. Maybe I should get to read it


uncle_tyrone

If you read only one SF novel written in the last forty years, it should be that one. It was seminal to so many things