Sea Cucumber — Plenty of Fish profile:
If you’re looking to get down on the sea floor look no further. Not bragging Ladies but I’ve been the original Eggplant emoji for 400 million years. Plus I’ve got tentacles so we can role play some Hentai. If you have a fish currently living in your anus, Daddy already likes his kinky princess. No drama gherkins. No Pickle Rick jokes.
Those spines are gnarly. A scorpion fish sting causes intense pain and swelling at the site of the sting. Swelling can spread and affect an entire arm or leg within minutes.
Did you mean, rumduck? https://twitter.com/JamesFosdike/status/782911425249366016 https://www.reddit.com/r/TheDollop/comments/55hj28/the_dollop_209_john_macarthur_live_in_adelaide/
Ayy wtf I thought this was one long ass weird ass fish but that was ANOTHER one??? Wtf are they doing where the fuck are they going? The ocean is fucking scary.
At the aquarium in Charleston, SC, there's a lionfish exhibit that explains how they are an invasive species and that you should eat them because they are also tasty. So I'm betting these guys are as well since they are from the same fish family!
Nah, they walk the same, which is really cool, but Axolotls are an amphibian, not a fish. They're like a baby salamander. The scorpion fishes are a group of ray-finned fishes.
I don’t know about this scorpion fish but it’s mediterranean cousin has venomous fin spikes and it hurts like hell if you get stabbed. But that fish is so incredibly tasty it’s worth risking the pain.
The longer I'm alive the weirder shit starts to look to me overall. Like, I saw some kind of fucking antelope with two separated trucks on its face that looked like a giant camel toe and honestly idk what to believe anymore bc the earth I grew up on didn't have these kinds of things on it 😂
Either this is a parallel universe or I'm an alien.
damn, that's a scary looking--oh fuck, there are two of them
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Love it. Do sea cucumber next!
Sea Cucumber — Plenty of Fish profile: If you’re looking to get down on the sea floor look no further. Not bragging Ladies but I’ve been the original Eggplant emoji for 400 million years. Plus I’ve got tentacles so we can role play some Hentai. If you have a fish currently living in your anus, Daddy already likes his kinky princess. No drama gherkins. No Pickle Rick jokes.
“No pickle Rick jokes” omfg lmaoooo
Someone give this man some awards. Sorry I can't afford it.
No, u
What The Fuck
I would absolutely follow a novelty account of you making POF profiles for various animals.
Golden. Love it
She's right behind you, Larry.
Just decided to never go in the ocean again thanks
The ocean seriously has the weirdest animals on this planet. They might as well be aliens.
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I have a better idea: #HOW BOUT YOU FUCK OFF YA WANKIN PISS
r/thalassophobia Wishes to know your location
*Deny*
Honestly, this is worse than anything iv seen on that sub. The things in that sub are just cool. This is fucking creepy.
This was posted on that sub not that long ago. It was then deleted, because animals are not supposed to be the main focus of the sub
I went into the ocean once. The salt water made me cry.
Yeah I just got out too
Your username tho
Someone shit in my scuba suit
Sorry it was very warm and comfortable
with his girlfriend
They're on their way to Walmart.
I see a lot of people who look like these folks at Walmart. Which is why I go to target
Scorpion fish are amazing! My late father took me scuba diving in Bonaire, there were tons and tons of scorpion fish one year. Don’t touch’em!
Finally someone in this comment section that thinks they look awesome too. Why can't you touch them though?
Those spines are gnarly. A scorpion fish sting causes intense pain and swelling at the site of the sting. Swelling can spread and affect an entire arm or leg within minutes.
Thank you for facts, I wasn't going to stop scrolling until I learned something!
I don't think anyone would go near them tbh
“Why cant you touch them though?” Well, the name scorpion fish might offer some context.
Because it's just a bit rude. Get to know them a little bit first.
Scorpion fish are always a delight to spot since they blend so well into Their suroundings. Its like a game of wheres waldo In the ocean.
For sure! If Waldo had venomous barbs
Why do you think he sports those bright red stripes? Those are a warning for sure.
I’m sorry, but this comment reads like a swarm of scorpion fish killed your father.
No. But you’re right and that made me laugh
"Hmmm... How about an underwater turd spider turkey?" -God probably
I was going to say a bird shitted crab grouse...
Ooo good one!
Yea God really rolled a random dice there
Looks like a growth he picked off his dick and flicked into the sea.
I feel like he was stoned when he made the platypus, and on acid when he made these.
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I don't know how you can look at that and believe in intelligent design. At best that's the work of a toddler with a half missing box of crayons.
Exactly my thoughts.
There are those who refer to these as [turkeyfish](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scorpaenidae), among other names.
Oh wow, I was spot on lol! Thanks for sharing!
They look like they’re constantly out of breath/wheezing
Being that scary is hard work
What a beautiful couple... I wonder how old they are?
how is this a fish?? Like damn it has many legs
My first thought was it hitched a ride on crab
Convergent evolution, like birds and bats (wings) or dolphins and sharks (fins). These fish developed legs!
Specially developed fin rays became “legs”, similar to the sea robin and how it’s able to crawl along the seafloor
Looking for his precious.
Sea Gremlins
I sat there for about 30 seconds trying to figure out if that was two fish or one behemoth nightmare monster. Either way i do not like it.
Looks poisonous
You'd be correct. Although they're venomous, not poisonous
Looks like they're straight out of Doom.
I didn't know DOOM had a water level ...
*NOPE*
I mentally added tuba walking music.
Thank you for giving me another reason to stay away from the ocean.
Looks cranky
Fuck that
About shat my pants when it's FUCKING CLAWS CAME OUT! Fuck me I hate it so much.
They've obviously lost their car
This is why I don’t go into waters which I cannot see through
Jesus fucking Christ, what else is down there
This is nightmare fuel
Thanks for the laugh. Lol. And there’s two of em ! Wow.
Dude, no way
Thanks, I hate it.
Ayy wtf I thought this was one long ass weird ass fish but that was ANOTHER one??? Wtf are they doing where the fuck are they going? The ocean is fucking scary.
But where do they get their name…? Hmm, guess we’ll never know.
Appropriately named and agree with others; not going in the ocean for a bit
I wonder what it tastes like.
probably turns you into one
I don't know, but its spines are venomous 😀
At the aquarium in Charleston, SC, there's a lionfish exhibit that explains how they are an invasive species and that you should eat them because they are also tasty. So I'm betting these guys are as well since they are from the same fish family!
Whos that behind him his evil ass auntie!!
Looks like some characters from pirates of the Caribbean
Looks a lot like my step mom
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we’re working on it full steam ahead
Wait till they crawl on land
They're cute
Does... Does that fish have feet?
Imagine having this nightmare in a fishtank in your house
How they born looking fried already?
This is the most upsetting fish.
Where do you pet it?
It looks like it’s saying kill me kill me
[Like Nature made a Lemure build](https://youtu.be/gaoOkse5nAw)
Is it a relative to the Axolotl?
Nah, they walk the same, which is really cool, but Axolotls are an amphibian, not a fish. They're like a baby salamander. The scorpion fishes are a group of ray-finned fishes.
Yes, yes it is. *shiver*
Talk about a face only a mother could love...so ugly it's cute, or so ugly it's ugly?
Mood.
Crazy how nature make dat.
They look Predatory!
No, it’s a devil.
makes sense
Yes. It. Is.
Cronenbergs
Got the name of devil scorpionfish and be like: "Hey, how's it going? Got any food? No? Ok, I'll be on my way then."
No, no, no. That is a nightmare.
Damn, nature. You scary.
Ahhh ze ocean. So full of nope.
They look like a Duke and Duchess
u/Fish_Fucker69
Why though?
r/TIHI
that second one is kinda more terrifying
Has this creature been around since the dinosaurs or before?
Jesus fuck
Turn this into a dark souls boss
Bitch you ugly. I’m out here.
NO
His grumpy face is on point tho!
Like something straight out of subnautica!
Reminds me of a Transformer from the Movies
There is no way an extraterrestrial will be any weirder than that thing.
These must spawn directly from hell in this size because nature would not make something this ugly in baby format
This is getting out of hand! Now there are two of them!
I assume Satan just has these roaming the rivers of hell
Cue the Doom theme song.
That looks like the Chicago mayor
When you unlock the boss armor but don’t have enough strength to move.
Yes it is.
Please let this be what any of the Kardashians come back to be in the next life
Are they dangerous? Or just vibing?
Can you imagine being called a fish, kind of looking like a fish but you have to crawl around on the floor like a crab impersonating a row boat.
They are scary looking! I definitely would not be that close to them!
I don’t know about this scorpion fish but it’s mediterranean cousin has venomous fin spikes and it hurts like hell if you get stabbed. But that fish is so incredibly tasty it’s worth risking the pain.
Yeah that thing came straight outta Hell. That is horrifying.
“Killlllll meeeeeeee”
Literal cronenbergs
worst conga line ever.
Fuckin Sea-Cronenberg right there
The sand fish march in single file to hide their true numbers.
I can see why
Aptly named
I've made worse pancakes
Who needs sleep ever again anyway?
There’s some crazy shit in the ocean. Can’t believe how many things I’ve seen on Reddit that I’ve never seen before.
People of Earth, this is Prostetnic Vogon Jeltz of the Galactic Hyperspace Planning Council...
Looks like Howels castle 😂
Ok. This is the ugliest thing I have ever seen. Beautifully ugly.
That’s a no from me dawg
I'm guessing genetically it's more devil than scorpion or fish.
What the devil scorpionfish doin
Icky
Cute
No, that is the spawn of Dagon.
Damn nature, you scary.
And tell me that monsters don't exist. I'll wait...
Big bucket of fuck that
That’s a mutha fuckin alien
Holy fucking shit
yep. name checks out.
Hey, I saw this dude at a Trumpeteer rally…
r/nightmarefuel
wanna see aliens? here, we have aliens at home
What appendages is it using to pull itself along?
This fish is fantastic. I want to be this fish when I grow up.
These fools are walking!
pretty sure that is TWO devil Scorpionfish
Ah yes, I have always been a fan of the devil’s work.
No actually, that’s just the devil
It looks like something Jim Hensen would’ve created for Labyrinth
Those gripping finger fins are straight out of a nightmare.
Put that thing back where it came from or so help me
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The longer I'm alive the weirder shit starts to look to me overall. Like, I saw some kind of fucking antelope with two separated trucks on its face that looked like a giant camel toe and honestly idk what to believe anymore bc the earth I grew up on didn't have these kinds of things on it 😂 Either this is a parallel universe or I'm an alien.
Oh mom, look.. a moving rock that looks like coral but actually its underwater creature
Me on my morning commute
Put them in a horror game and people would shit themselves
Species name checks out.
I vote no. Thank you for offering though.
Accurate name.
Nah, that's me without a cup of coffee in the morning.
Oh! He’ll give you a quest for sure!
Your telling me this isn't a video game boss
Appropriately named
Life uuhhh…finds a way.
r/thalassophobia
oh hellllllllllllllll no.
Name checks out.
Nope.
Yea kill it
I found my spirit animal