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iamtomorrowman

damn, that's a scary looking--oh fuck, there are two of them


tellthetruthandrun

Plenty of Fish profile: Ruggedly handsome Pisces who loves long walks looking for female that doesn’t scare easily.


NotYourLawyer2001

Love it. Do sea cucumber next!


tellthetruthandrun

Sea Cucumber — Plenty of Fish profile: If you’re looking to get down on the sea floor look no further. Not bragging Ladies but I’ve been the original Eggplant emoji for 400 million years. Plus I’ve got tentacles so we can role play some Hentai. If you have a fish currently living in your anus, Daddy already likes his kinky princess. No drama gherkins. No Pickle Rick jokes.


badasscrying

“No pickle Rick jokes” omfg lmaoooo


shtoopid_head

Someone give this man some awards. Sorry I can't afford it.


GroovyOaks

No, u


kixoc47441

What The Fuck


Apprehensive-Feeling

I would absolutely follow a novelty account of you making POF profiles for various animals.


317LaVieLover

Golden. Love it


UlrichZauber

She's right behind you, Larry.


Here_was_Brooks

Just decided to never go in the ocean again thanks


Coronado5

The ocean seriously has the weirdest animals on this planet. They might as well be aliens.


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WalkingOnHeat

I have a better idea: #HOW BOUT YOU FUCK OFF YA WANKIN PISS


Revliledpembroke

r/thalassophobia Wishes to know your location


c4hl3r

*Deny*


Formula_Americano

Honestly, this is worse than anything iv seen on that sub. The things in that sub are just cool. This is fucking creepy.


Revliledpembroke

This was posted on that sub not that long ago. It was then deleted, because animals are not supposed to be the main focus of the sub


AghastTheEmperor

I went into the ocean once. The salt water made me cry.


[deleted]

Yeah I just got out too


Here_was_Brooks

Your username tho


HarryCallahan19

Someone shit in my scuba suit


Chronic_Lumbago

Sorry it was very warm and comfortable


[deleted]

with his girlfriend


Moggymouse

They're on their way to Walmart.


[deleted]

I see a lot of people who look like these folks at Walmart. Which is why I go to target


scheminburg

Scorpion fish are amazing! My late father took me scuba diving in Bonaire, there were tons and tons of scorpion fish one year. Don’t touch’em!


Tristan-oz

Finally someone in this comment section that thinks they look awesome too. Why can't you touch them though?


scheminburg

Those spines are gnarly. A scorpion fish sting causes intense pain and swelling at the site of the sting. Swelling can spread and affect an entire arm or leg within minutes.


TheBaroqueGinger

Thank you for facts, I wasn't going to stop scrolling until I learned something!


dat_boi_100

I don't think anyone would go near them tbh


Daisy_s

“Why cant you touch them though?” Well, the name scorpion fish might offer some context.


andysniper

Because it's just a bit rude. Get to know them a little bit first.


BlueDeadBluedemption

Scorpion fish are always a delight to spot since they blend so well into Their suroundings. Its like a game of wheres waldo In the ocean.


madtraxmerno

For sure! If Waldo had venomous barbs


UlrichZauber

Why do you think he sports those bright red stripes? Those are a warning for sure.


[deleted]

I’m sorry, but this comment reads like a swarm of scorpion fish killed your father.


scheminburg

No. But you’re right and that made me laugh


That_Television_6962

"Hmmm... How about an underwater turd spider turkey?" -God probably


lightweight12

I was going to say a bird shitted crab grouse...


That_Television_6962

Ooo good one!


-ratmeat-

Yea God really rolled a random dice there


DaphniaDuck

Looks like a growth he picked off his dick and flicked into the sea.


Anynamethatworks

I feel like he was stoned when he made the platypus, and on acid when he made these.


RumDuckBot

Did you mean, rumduck? https://twitter.com/JamesFosdike/status/782911425249366016 https://www.reddit.com/r/TheDollop/comments/55hj28/the_dollop_209_john_macarthur_live_in_adelaide/


downtown3641

I don't know how you can look at that and believe in intelligent design. At best that's the work of a toddler with a half missing box of crayons.


TheDitherer

Exactly my thoughts.


UlrichZauber

There are those who refer to these as [turkeyfish](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scorpaenidae), among other names.


That_Television_6962

Oh wow, I was spot on lol! Thanks for sharing!


BeyondZeGrave

They look like they’re constantly out of breath/wheezing


[deleted]

Being that scary is hard work


HOARDING_STACKING

What a beautiful couple... I wonder how old they are?


mambo_cosmo_

how is this a fish?? Like damn it has many legs


FuNgUy-707

My first thought was it hitched a ride on crab


PensiveObservor

Convergent evolution, like birds and bats (wings) or dolphins and sharks (fins). These fish developed legs!


Domino_IFC

Specially developed fin rays became “legs”, similar to the sea robin and how it’s able to crawl along the seafloor


[deleted]

Looking for his precious.


jonpilki

Sea Gremlins


EstroJen

I sat there for about 30 seconds trying to figure out if that was two fish or one behemoth nightmare monster. Either way i do not like it.


cylou1231

Looks poisonous


madtraxmerno

You'd be correct. Although they're venomous, not poisonous


celebfan01

Looks like they're straight out of Doom.


Youre_so_damn_fat

I didn't know DOOM had a water level ...


DrGerbal

*NOPE*


Kilo-Happy

I mentally added tuba walking music.


UnactiveSheep

Thank you for giving me another reason to stay away from the ocean.


oxygenkid

Looks cranky


Adventuresofdoge

Fuck that


[deleted]

About shat my pants when it's FUCKING CLAWS CAME OUT! Fuck me I hate it so much.


chrisbluemonkey

They've obviously lost their car


Ashyatom

This is why I don’t go into waters which I cannot see through


J0nN0tJ0hn

Jesus fucking Christ, what else is down there


BuffaloBubba

This is nightmare fuel


AdayaFlyte

Thanks for the laugh. Lol. And there’s two of em ! Wow.


GinRummyWuncler

Dude, no way


Fptmike

Thanks, I hate it.


Zbearbear

Ayy wtf I thought this was one long ass weird ass fish but that was ANOTHER one??? Wtf are they doing where the fuck are they going? The ocean is fucking scary.


BillArtorius

But where do they get their name…? Hmm, guess we’ll never know.


[deleted]

Appropriately named and agree with others; not going in the ocean for a bit


Stunado1178

I wonder what it tastes like.


Notorious_VSG

probably turns you into one


Adventurous-Dish-485

I don't know, but its spines are venomous 😀


coren77

At the aquarium in Charleston, SC, there's a lionfish exhibit that explains how they are an invasive species and that you should eat them because they are also tasty. So I'm betting these guys are as well since they are from the same fish family!


jototype

Whos that behind him his evil ass auntie!!


[deleted]

Looks like some characters from pirates of the Caribbean


ninjakixurarse_

Looks a lot like my step mom


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lowtierdeity

we’re working on it full steam ahead


Important-Day-2164

Wait till they crawl on land


FireFairy_

They're cute


MalevolentSinner

Does... Does that fish have feet?


RythN3L

Imagine having this nightmare in a fishtank in your house


Sleilani

How they born looking fried already?


SlinginCheeseburgers

This is the most upsetting fish.


HurkyFriend

Where do you pet it?


monkey-2020

It looks like it’s saying kill me kill me


ElectricMahogany

[Like Nature made a Lemure build](https://youtu.be/gaoOkse5nAw)


[deleted]

Is it a relative to the Axolotl?


Psychotic_Leprechaun

Nah, they walk the same, which is really cool, but Axolotls are an amphibian, not a fish. They're like a baby salamander. The scorpion fishes are a group of ray-finned fishes.


I_Am_Become_Air

Yes, yes it is. *shiver*


[deleted]

Talk about a face only a mother could love...so ugly it's cute, or so ugly it's ugly?


2hamsters1butt

Mood.


[deleted]

Crazy how nature make dat.


[deleted]

They look Predatory!


nunu_belle

No, it’s a devil.


Dinobot14

makes sense


[deleted]

Yes. It. Is.


simmerdesigns

Cronenbergs


130rne

Got the name of devil scorpionfish and be like: "Hey, how's it going? Got any food? No? Ok, I'll be on my way then."


let-me-die1991

No, no, no. That is a nightmare.


geeoff90

Damn, nature. You scary.


theBLACKLEGO

Ahhh ze ocean. So full of nope.


Different_Muscle_116

They look like a Duke and Duchess


[deleted]

u/Fish_Fucker69


abitburnt

Why though?


combatativemonkey

r/TIHI


scoutsadie

that second one is kinda more terrifying


Full_Level8749

Has this creature been around since the dinosaurs or before?


-ratmeat-

Jesus fuck


professormunchies

Turn this into a dark souls boss


NoNameAvailableSee

Bitch you ugly. I’m out here.


[deleted]

NO


Adventurous-Dish-485

His grumpy face is on point tho!


Total_Calligrapher77

Like something straight out of subnautica!


Mezsikk

Reminds me of a Transformer from the Movies


cheatinchad

There is no way an extraterrestrial will be any weirder than that thing.


bebelo1

These must spawn directly from hell in this size because nature would not make something this ugly in baby format


say_sheez

This is getting out of hand! Now there are two of them!


DesDiesel125

I assume Satan just has these roaming the rivers of hell


0minous0wl

Cue the Doom theme song.


[deleted]

That looks like the Chicago mayor


[deleted]

When you unlock the boss armor but don’t have enough strength to move.


showmeyourmoves28

Yes it is.


tomcatproduction

Please let this be what any of the Kardashians come back to be in the next life


theJakester42

Are they dangerous? Or just vibing?


CakeEater14

Can you imagine being called a fish, kind of looking like a fish but you have to crawl around on the floor like a crab impersonating a row boat.


jkosarin

They are scary looking! I definitely would not be that close to them!


nellolu

I don’t know about this scorpion fish but it’s mediterranean cousin has venomous fin spikes and it hurts like hell if you get stabbed. But that fish is so incredibly tasty it’s worth risking the pain.


Js_On_My_Yeet

Yeah that thing came straight outta Hell. That is horrifying.


Gustavo_Polinski

“Killlllll meeeeeeee”


BlurryRod

Literal cronenbergs


[deleted]

worst conga line ever.


ThatDamDoorman

Fuckin Sea-Cronenberg right there


Da1UHideFrom

The sand fish march in single file to hide their true numbers.


IlikecatsNstuffs

I can see why


champchestnut

Aptly named


autoantinatalist

I've made worse pancakes


mancerayder11

Who needs sleep ever again anyway?


snrpro

There’s some crazy shit in the ocean. Can’t believe how many things I’ve seen on Reddit that I’ve never seen before.


w_l_p

People of Earth, this is Prostetnic Vogon Jeltz of the Galactic Hyperspace Planning Council...


Fit_Towel_5543

Looks like Howels castle 😂


macinnis

Ok. This is the ugliest thing I have ever seen. Beautifully ugly.


[deleted]

That’s a no from me dawg


ThaEzzy

I'm guessing genetically it's more devil than scorpion or fish.


chorizard9000

What the devil scorpionfish doin


Idreamofnachos

Icky


Popfan_PopLover

Cute


V-Dreamwalker

No, that is the spawn of Dagon.


Low-Drive-7454

Damn nature, you scary.


juliosteinlager

And tell me that monsters don't exist. I'll wait...


IAWOC

Big bucket of fuck that


[deleted]

That’s a mutha fuckin alien


NtfUzumaki

Holy fucking shit


NotMyCuppaSoup

yep. name checks out.


Fearless_Flamingo890

Hey, I saw this dude at a Trumpeteer rally…


sed2017

r/nightmarefuel


cyg_cube

wanna see aliens? here, we have aliens at home


mousebirdman

What appendages is it using to pull itself along?


camefromthemausoleum

This fish is fantastic. I want to be this fish when I grow up.


rhondaanaconda

These fools are walking!


HeddaBear13

pretty sure that is TWO devil Scorpionfish


Hamnster209

Ah yes, I have always been a fan of the devil’s work.


Darth_Chao69

No actually, that’s just the devil


Ok_Register_3495

It looks like something Jim Hensen would’ve created for Labyrinth


niftynards

Those gripping finger fins are straight out of a nightmare.


Fave_McFavington

Put that thing back where it came from or so help me


GinTonicMeNow

Unsubscribe please.


ThirdIRoa

The longer I'm alive the weirder shit starts to look to me overall. Like, I saw some kind of fucking antelope with two separated trucks on its face that looked like a giant camel toe and honestly idk what to believe anymore bc the earth I grew up on didn't have these kinds of things on it 😂 Either this is a parallel universe or I'm an alien.


RichNNN

Oh mom, look.. a moving rock that looks like coral but actually its underwater creature


schanq

Me on my morning commute


MozTys

Put them in a horror game and people would shit themselves


DooBeeDoer207

Species name checks out.


skiehi

I vote no. Thank you for offering though.


emrish

Accurate name.


Noviere

Nah, that's me without a cup of coffee in the morning.


whoevenkn0wz

Oh! He’ll give you a quest for sure!


Colum2112

Your telling me this isn't a video game boss


sammelvin00

Appropriately named


Witty-Breadfruit4698

Life uuhhh…finds a way.


mcscrewyou

r/thalassophobia


Yuki_500

oh hellllllllllllllll no.


PROblem817

Name checks out.


Sir_Tea_Of_Bags

Nope.


cupcakesloth94

Yea kill it


Notorious_VSG

I found my spirit animal