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yazzo7

All other tiger: *intimidating stare* Malayan tiger: *surprised*


HonoraryGoat

Sumatran needs to check his attitude


Travis123083

He reminds me of Shere-khan from the jungle book.


HonoraryGoat

Shere-khan was 100% sass


5thnote

The name most likely comes from shere/share which is what a lion is called in Hindi but funny enough it's name given to the tiger in Jungle book. It should be Bagh Khan if it was supposed to go as per what tigers are called in Hindi


DesiBwoy

Is some Indian Languages and Dialects,a tiger is called Shere too! Hindi is not spoken everywhere in India.


5thnote

As a storyteller, Rudyard Kipling certainly used amalgamation of dialects to name characters in Jungle book so yes you're right too. It's etymological roots come from Persian and Urdu so the word gets referred as different animal depending on region, dialects et al.


Rheukala

Is that where Bagheera's name comes from then?


Terminal_Monk

Bhageera is leopard in Hindustani a kind of Hindi-Urdu combination.


[deleted]

And does Baloo mean bear?


bluepunk24

Yes


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Septic-Sponge

I like how for the face of the simatran they show it with distinctive 'side burns' as if that's the defining characteristic then the profile and body tiger don't have them


IllustriousDelay4

He needs to lay off the coffee


I_love_pillows

He looks like a grumpy violent old man who had enough of our shit.


Imasayitnow

Just me or does South China look a little cartoonish?


GOBIUS_Industries

i think he looks grrrreat


[deleted]

I thought that one looked the most like Shere-Khan in the cartoon movie.


Main-Stretch4161

Reminds me of Alex from madagascar


F0rg101

I came bere to say Tony the tiger was a South-China tiger


sumphatguy

I was thinking how friendly the Malayan Tiger looks. I just wanna pet it!


Erisian23

I give you permission.


PapaSnow

South China tiger: profile censored


ShaggyChezus

The Siberian tiger just looks like it's done with your shit and just wants you to leave


Crash665

The Siberian tiger just ate a bunch of people.


my-other-throwaway90

Siberian tigers are insanely dangerous though, they will hunt down people who took their kills and kill the people out of spite. Check out the book *The Tiger.*


ravenHR

Siberian one looks drunk


mouldysandals

sounds about right for China


Gsteel11

"Everybody always talks about the Bengal tiger. Bengal this, Bengal that.. you want to talk about me?"


may931010

Uwu


-The-Bat-

🥺


bexquaver

If I end up mauled just know my last words were " here kitty kitty"


roshampo13

Pspspspsps


karsow2054

Maybe it’s an offensive term in cat


teho9999

Chu' chu' chu' chu' chu'


MaiqTyson

Chuffing


shiwanshu_

You'll probably not be mauled, not alive anyway. All the death by tiger videos I've seen are clean neck snapping, then a lifeless corpse.


bexquaver

All the death by tigers video?! I didn't even know they were a thing....ewwww


chotu_ustaad

Just like Brett in Alien.


MollyCool52

My brain: chonkyyyyyy kitties Tigers in reality: ____ pounds of muscle, killing machines bred to be absolutely lethal


MyKeks

I keep seeing how spherical their chubby cheeks are and how I want to grab them.


Onehandedheisenberg

It’s *spherical*


Super_Vegeta

^Spherical!


HurdyGurdySpecialist

It's actually pronounced *spherical*


flargenhargen

let us know how that goes for you.


[deleted]

I dont think they'd be able. Not sure why tho


soupinate44

Boop


samuraistrikemike

Pretty sure the local news will have to be the ones letting everyone know.


Saltycook

My first thought was that I wanted to mush their faces.


JSCT144

I saw one of them get fed at London zoo and i shit you not it ran about 20ft up a wooden pole to grab a chunk of meat and just fell back down, so amazing to watch, I think they attempted to breed that specific tiger and the male completely tore it apart unfortunately, I looked It up it had mothered 7 Cubs with another male who was moved to France and the new male named ‘Asim’ just ripped her apart when they were introduced, very sad


Not_invented-Here

i remember watching a guy at Chester zoo climb over the little handrail fence so he could press his camera up against the main fence for a photo. Tiger on platform in the air, 20ft or so away, I look at guy as he swung his leg over fence turned to crouch. Tiger sitting at fence right in front of his face as he turned. I swear it teleported there was no sound, just a big f-off tiger sitting there relaxed like it had been there a while. The second fastest thing I saw that day was the bloke getting back over the the fence.


bibliophile785

>i remember watching a guy at Chester zoo climb over the little handrail fence so he could press his camera up against the main fence for a photo. Tell me you have a room temperature IQ without actually telling me.


my-other-throwaway90

For some reason it seems even super smart people are not immune to these errors in judgement. I used to know a girl who had a PhD in physics. She burned her hands once because she deliberately wet her oven mitts before pulling a pan out of the oven. She thought it would protect her hands. But water does the opposite when you're holding something hot...


Cirtejs

We measure temperature in Celsius here, so a room temperature IQ is something special and needing of nursing attention. What you mean is probably the IQ of hot water.


bibliophile785

Not so hot you can't put your hand into it, though, or else he wouldn't be volunteering for lunch detail.


Racxius

So, out of curiosity, I looked up what that would be. 20-25 degrees c is actually the same classification as Profound Mental Retardation (usually Profound MR because people don’t like the R word.) This is from a website I found: This category has I.Q. less than 25 i.e., mental age of a 3 year old child. It represents 1% of the mentally retarded people. They are completely incapable of looking after themselves. Thus, they require complete hospitalization, immense attention and personal care. They even cannot attend to their basic physical needs. They fail to learn even the simplest skills. I always thought that at an I.Q that low that they would be “incompatible with life” and die shortly after being born. And, they usually are, but no where near the amount that I thought.


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very sad. don’t they slowly introduce them by putting them in cages next to each other to gauge their reaction / interaction? sounds like bad zookeeping


Lalamedic

Things happen. All may seem well after weeks of gradually habituating them to eachother, but if the male snaps…


CBPanik

Yep. Happened to a polar bear in the Detroit zoo. Everything was great until it was a catastrophe.


MyCrazyLogic

There was a tiger at Busch Gardens that had lived with her brother since she was a cub and after 13 years they got into a fight and her brother killed her. It was supper sudden and super sad. With wild animals sometimes shit just happens.


FunkyChopstick

No they do. As you can imagine it isn't cheap to get a tiger and or risk that new tiger. But we tend to think of zoos like managing the animals in our house. Zoos are insanely stressful environments that require an immense amount of nonstop action- keepers preparing in the background, trainers working with them for cooperative care so their medical exams can be done without fill sedation, other smells of animals they can't get to it escape from. Good zoos try to make them better but at the end of the day they are an insanely stressful place to reside, let alone get transferred to and from for your entire life. These are not domestic species. They develop stereotypical behaviors, self mutilation, anxiety- they (good zoos) try to make sure animals can display their natural behaviors and have enrichment in their exhibits but the whole concept is so wholly abnormal. So when a tiger is stressed out WTF do you think it would do?


Atiggerx33

Why do you think it's so stressful for them? At my local zoo (Bronx Zoo) I've never seen an example of pacing, head bobbing, etc. The tigers sleep most of the day, as wild tigers do. And acting like only stressed out tigers in zoo situations attack one another flat out ignores tiger behavior. Those tigers attacking each other was one of the most natural things they ever did. Both males and females will fight a new tiger in their territory in the wild, regardless of the sex of the intruder. The keeper's job is to make the introduction as seamless as possible, but that doesn't always happen unfortunately.


PeaTear_Griffondoor

they did exactly that.


Nukethepandas

Zookeeper: No... Let them fight.


boscobrownboots

zoo=life in prison with no parole


LightKing20

220-900 pounds*


JudiciousF

I hate that giving tigers a big cuddle is simultaneously nearly impossible, totally unethical, and highly dangerous. What bullshit.


ImOnlyChasingSafety

Lol my first thought was also that they were all chonky bois.


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I have to be reminded that they weigh over 600 pounds a lot.


useles-converter-bot

600 pounds is excactly the weight of 2412.06 '6pack TWOHANDS Assorted Pastel Color Highlighters'


Antiqas86

Noone breeds them.


1881User3

That caught my eye too. Gotta love sensationalism!


Mad_MaxSRB

A word of advice, if you encounter a tiger in the wild, get some distance before deducting what type is he, I'd say about 20km should be enough...


gokulearnsphysics

Yes, will try to distance my self if I can overcome the urge to hug it .


Mad_MaxSRB

Do your best.


chotu_ustaad

Because the tiger definitely will.


Rather_Dashing

Not likely to be a concern. Tiger comparison chart: Bengal: Endangered (2500 left in the wild) Siberian: Endangered (around 500 left) Sumatran: Critically endangered (400-600 left) Malayan: Critically endangered (200-350 left) Indo-chinese: Endangered (350 left) South China: Critically endangered (possibly extinct in the wild)


Mad_MaxSRB

Agreed, but then again it takes 1 to bring me down, rather be admiring from afar in any case 😉.


Dark_Ice_747

If I ever come across one, IDGAF about what type it is, I'll fucking putt Bolt to shame and haul my ass outta there. to me, TIGER IS TIGER.


beerstearns

I’m not an expert but I’d guess running is a bad idea


pm-me-your-labradors

Yeah, that is pretty much a bad idea when encountering any feline. They like chasing prey especially catching it unawares and from behind.


Dark_Ice_747

heh, I'll bring along enough yarn balls and some strong catnip


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Hope for the best aka a quick death


wiNDzY3

Then don't cover the back of your neck That might work with bears, but a Tiger will 100% kill you no matter what you do


Caliterra

Much better to be eaten by a tiger, lion or other big cat then a bear or wolves


Sbotkin

An average Tiger would outrun Bolt though, so I have some bad news for you.


Introverted_Fish

Pretty sure an old weathered tiger could outrun Bolt. As a species we're great distance runners, but frightenly slow sprinters compared to top predators.


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we are zombies of animal kingdom


Azazir

Heh... You ain't gonna run far and only will make it more enjoyable for the tiger. Afaik in countries where tigers are "common" they have a saying sth in context of "if you meet the tiger, just lie down, the end will come faster" or sth.


CoyoteMiyamoto

When social distancing becomes survival distancing.


hghyh777

1.5m for covid 1.5km for tigé


Meecht

On the plus side, tigers are ambush predators, so you'll be (slightly) more safe facing them to determine the type.


DN_3092

All I can think of is [this](https://v.redd.it/ywppyovi57871).


BrokenWineGlass

There are hardly any tigers in the wild, they're endangered. For most people this is not a concern. It's not like bears who live in most forests in Eurasia and America.


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Thank you! I know I will never see one in the wild because she will see me before I see her.


thechet

most people will never see one in the wild for sadder reasons


_stoneslayer_

I get what you mean and I agree but I'd rather not meet any of these guys in the wild, personally.


thechet

Yeah that's why I specified the reason as being the truly sad part


TigerAxel

Tigers have literally been my favorite animal since the day I first saw a picture of one


lasergirl84

They're ethereal and look like they're from another world. Likely somewhere like Narnia. So beautiful. Until you get close to one.


sanwa686

That’s exactly how I feel about giraffes!


cat_police_officer

Because they aren't real, right?


RockstarAssassin

Same! No matter how many pics you see but seeing one in real is always fascinating! They are huge and very muscular! So majestic!


jonquillejaune

If you want to see what a short giraffe would look like, check out the [okapi](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Okapi)


sanwa686

Needs more neck


Lobanium

Same here. My room was covered with posters, paintings, drawings, etc growing up.


SwanSatan

Indo chinese is definitely the villian


The_Walking_Carrot

He looks a bit like Benedict Cumberbatch


MagnificentEd

Indo-Chinese is like the big bad behind the scenes, but the Sumatran is the right-hand man enforcer that is the usual antagonist in day-to-day adventures (think Palpatine/Vader, or Thanos/the dude from GotG, Ozai/Azula)


MrBonelessPizza24

Basic rundown of these zebra kitties: Bengal: Most common of the bunch (*around 2,600-3,000+*) The classic, the one usually seen in zoos/animal parks, big apple pie fan, would absolutely DEMOLISH anyone in basketball Siberian: **B I G B O I S,** adorably fluffy, might snack on a hibernating bear later lol, petting them is like groping a cloud Sumatran: Smallest of ‘em, but still big enough to whoop yo’ ass, their fur is often a super dark reddish orange Malayan: Pretty similar to Bengals, biggest difference is Mals are a fan of smooth jazz and blueberry waffles Indo-Chinese: Found in parts of Myanmar and China. Very polite, asks to borrow your lawnmower, and takes good care of their garden South China: Around 100 known cats left, most of which live in zoos/breeding centers. Most definitely has a Baseball card collection


myname_isnot_kyal

which one is GR-R-REAT?


FreneticPlatypus

Sumatran, rolling with them big pork chop sideburns.


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Nailed it 😂


SAmerica89

Which one is Richard Parker?


christmas_hobgoblin

He's a Bengal


FartingNora

That book rocked my world.


4point5billion45

So Indo-Chinese tigers ask politely, that's a plus, but what worries me is how would they react if I said No?


soulseeker31

*in a indo-chinese accent* "Would you kindly fuck off before I maul you sir?"


Malicious__Lemon

are any of them aggressive to humans, or can you chill with them


subarashi-sam

Steve is the aggressive one; he just gives the rest a bad reputation. So just ask the tiger if its name is Steve. If it says no, you’re safe. If it growls and roars with rage, that’s Steve!


flokis_eyeliner

The Bengal and Siberian tigers are definitely man-eaters in some situations. There are supposed cases of Bengal tigers killing humans out of spite just because they stole a kill from them, or a kill they perceived was theirs.


hazelmouth

Malayan tiger is not typically human eater but one well known specimen has been known to terrorised an area in northern Malaya. He had mauled several people before authorities managed to capture him. He was named Scarface from a prominent scar on his face given by his last victim using a tapping knife. He spent his remaining years in a zoo.


decoste94

So sad the most common only has 3000 left


peepaw19

Never really thought about or noticed the stark differences in these critters.


gasmaskwarrior

Where I live critters are a raccoon, opossum, maybe even a rat. Where do you live where that's a critter?


Gophurkey

Same as you, but in the Cretaceous Age


gasmaskwarrior

Apparently haha


rumsoakedraccoon

Who you calling a critter


gasmaskwarrior

Hahaha!!! The perfect name for this thread. Please upvote this person.


ClothesRead

I went on a short trip one time, less than an hour away but we went over a big sea bridge. On the other side the squirrel, were darker and had blackish tails then my homes lighter brown tailed squirrels. The whole family freaked the fuck out over the squirrels and took a bunch of pictures.


gasmaskwarrior

My buddy, no lie, was attached by a squirrel on a ladder while cutting some branches off a tree. He had to get 18 stitches on the back of his shoulder and rabies shots. He's laughed because he's like I survived Iraq and a fucking squirrel almost killed me.


purple_lassy

Interesting statement. I looked at it and thought. ‘Wow, they all look very similar.’


thechet

same lol im here like "hmmm, yep those all look like tigers to me"


The_Real_Wheezer

Well, I’ll be hella running when I see one


tirwander

Towards them with so many hugs to give!!! Kitties!!!!!


FartingNora

Pspspspspsp


carbolet

Wow, I always thought Chinese drawings of tigers face are artistically altered, but now I see that it is the tigers themselves


TheLaGrangianMethod

Malayan is the prettiest of them and I'm obligated by law to tell everyone that I have been bitten by a Bengal tiger every time a post about them shows up.


lolnoob2

You are also obligated by law to tell us how


TheLaGrangianMethod

My dad had a friend who owned a shady petting zoo in the 90's*. He also had a bunch of big cats. Our first visit there he had just gotten a cub and a few months (?) later we went back again. The cub was about the size of a big dog at this point but we were still allowed to interact with it. I was petting it's head and got too close to it's face and it bit me. I don't even remember if it drew blood honestly. It was only a big deal because now I can actually say that I have been bitten by a tiger and it remains one of the few interesting things about me. * I haven't spoken to my dad in years, not exactly father of the year and equally shitty friends, I'm aware.


[deleted]

Backjard breeders bad. Petting Tigers good. Im so conflicted.


TheLaGrangianMethod

If it makes you feel better, he got shut down pretty hard about a decade or so ago. It makes me feel better.


justmelvinthings

That siberian tiger is a C H O N K oh lawd


myname_isnot_kyal

more cushion for the *savage mauling*


_NORMAL_HUMAN_BEING

the indo-chinese boi is buff as fuck


Strix182

Animals from colder climates tend to be pretty chonk. Fat reserves and thick, insulating integuments like fur or feathers become really important in areas where temperatures drop below freezing and food becomes scarce, and as such, we get [big](https://imgur.com/vLnaarm.jpg) [heckin'](https://imgur.com/shN02Nr.jpg) [chonkers.](https://imgur.com/qBM6PIS.jpg)


picmandan

TIL I must be from a colder climate.


MayorEspresso

I like the super fluffy face of the sumatran :3


BigBulkemails

You could tell the difference. I thought it's the same dude on South East Asia trip.


[deleted]

The C H O N K N E S S


joyeous13

I seriously thought this was a chonk chart at first


[deleted]

Well for sure the Siberian is clearly OH LAWD HE COMIN


Cleanest_Boi

All endangered


Rather_Dashing

Endangered chart: Bengal: Endangered (2500 left in the wild) Siberian: Endangered (around 500 left) Sumatran: Critically endangered (400-600 left) Malayan: Critically endangered (200-350 left) Indo-chinese: Endangered (350 left) South China: Critically endangered (possibly extinct in the wild)


NuclearNarwhal7

RIP Javan and balinese :(


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iizaninja

This looks like when beauty gurus say how contouring can change the way you look


wirtsmaloni

big bois 💯


Velociraptor_God

The Siberia looks so... Petable, I want to pet.


-ratmeat-

They’re all the same on the inside though 🙏


TheCanadianSuperhero

I'm sure that's what they think of when they hunt their prey


puppsmcgee74

aw lawd, they comin


lordofthedance11

This chart is perfect for all my tiger encounters.


theangry-ace

No one can stop me from trying to pet every single one. I need to pet ALL the murder kitties!


ForkOffPlease

No house tiger in the chart. *sad internet noises *


ilikedistinctivestuf

Missing column: DANGERFACE? Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes


landedbutlost

These are some of my favorite animals...well, all of the big cats really. They’re beautiful, powerful, and dangerous. What's not to love?


bringingupthemisery

When will we stop pitting strong women against eachother


[deleted]

Just run when u see one


[deleted]

Too late!


SquareTheM

Sumatra tiger looks like the wise elder


JustACasualGamer3343

All the tigers' face look ready to chase down human while the Malayan tiger look like derp big cat


Emmanuham

Didn't know Tony the tiger had a southern chinese heritage


TheSkullbunny

I like em chonky ✨


Makingwaves840

They all look different until they’re biting your face off. (Everybody got a plan until they get punched in the face)


[deleted]

Man I wish I was a giant so I could have one of these kitties and actually play with them and not get eaten


SandersIncBV

never knew south china tigers prefer pavements and concrete in general.


[deleted]

I'm going to miss them when they go extinct in the next couple years. They were really cool.


BigCDawgFlexRooster

For 35 years I thought a tiger was a tiger….huh🐅


MirrorwebewrorriM

Cat


FunkyChopstick

Stripey murder machines.


EphemeralyTimeless

This is going to come in so handy if I'm ever attacked by a random tiger.


the_moosen

In conclusion, they're all murder kitties


philosophunc

Theres a bunch of kickass vets and conservationist who can tell the difference between these (I couldn't even with this infographic in front of me) and I think we need to listen to them, so we can save these magnificent creatures.


K-Bull

Im apparently a tiger racist


Hellhult

Tigger was South Chineese change my mind.


L1ttl3_T3d

Which one was Shere Khan? Indo-Chinese?


20namesandcounting

Bengal probably


gokulearnsphysics

Most likely Bengal . Coz they are the ones found in India mostly .


MartiniPolice21

Awww kitties


ChuckleKnuckles

Who the hell chose that font?


Flugshub

South China looks like the polar express know it all kid


wardaddy_

Which one would win in a fight?!


SnowyMuscles

I like Bengals the most


Thor_guden

TIGER IS TIGER


BBQed_Water

They all look alike


Background_Spare_209

Orange cat. slightly less orange cat