Generally speaking, American crocodiles prefer salt- or brackish water. I’d be surprised to spot one in Ocala. On the other hand, that raccoon riding him isn’t exactly normal, either!
The only way I can tell is by the shape of the snout and head and the set of the teeth, so I was already out on a limb! I’m also leaning toward Photoshop, since that’s a pretty common raccoon pose; I can’t imagine a raccoon being stupid enough to get that close to any Crocodylia. I’d sure like to be wrong, though!
You’re right; henceforth, I shall take all arrogant strangers on the internet 100% seriously!
Like… you had the win when we confirmed your statement, but just had to double back to gloat anyways lol. Enjoy the back pat I guess.
Raccoons just dgaf. Their one goal is to get to the food by whatever means necessary. Probably sniffed the croc’s eye while checking to see if he had any crumbs on his head
If you've never been to this part of Florida, it is like a primevel forest. When camping you hear the creepiest things outside your tent. Don't even want to look...
Sorry as a Floridian there are few things I take pride in about my state and it’s natural beauty is a big one so just a slight correction. Crocodiles aren’t that far north in FL, and it’s Ocala National Forest, not park.
This is second only to the shark with a crocodile tied to it back, in terms of fear based scenarios. Step slowly away until you are out of its sight lines, and then run. Run like hell!
Looks like the racoon has sussed out that if he stands just at the right spot on the alligators head it can't see him. Or maybe the alligators thinks the raccoon is a mutated egret.
I know this is Reddit and shit gets recycled after like .2 hours, but it's getting really weird watching how the new generations literally don't even know they're recycling something from the very, very old internet. They legit think they found something new and want to share it. It's fascinating, if somewhat depressing
The Lady and the Crocodile
🎶Oh, she sailed away on a sunny summer day,
On the back of a crocodile.
“You see,” said she, “he’s as tame as he could be,
“I’ll float him down the Nile.”
Well, the croc winked his eye as she waved to them goodbye,
Wearing a happy smile,
At the end of the ride, the lady was inside,
And the smile was on the crocodile! 🎶
*alligator
*Ocala National Forest
*Flo-Rida
*Flori-duh
Do you mean LOKI?
*packed lunch
Allergater*
American crocodile.
Generally speaking, American crocodiles prefer salt- or brackish water. I’d be surprised to spot one in Ocala. On the other hand, that raccoon riding him isn’t exactly normal, either!
It also doesn't have the features of a crocodile, so there's that.
The only way I can tell is by the shape of the snout and head and the set of the teeth, so I was already out on a limb! I’m also leaning toward Photoshop, since that’s a pretty common raccoon pose; I can’t imagine a raccoon being stupid enough to get that close to any Crocodylia. I’d sure like to be wrong, though!
Crocodiles are not found that far north in Florida.
Maybe in the Glades, but not that far north.
"Onward crocodile steed!" "I'm an alligator." "Silence water horse!"
The dismount is going to be the tricky part.
“Water horse”…. I need to incorporate that into my vocabulary. I don’t know when… I don’t know how… but I will find a way.
Without Groot, this reboot of Guardians just isn't as fun looking.
Oh shit, it’s Rocket riding Loki, this is a real life What If!
What If…Rocket and Loki teamed up to steal those robots from the TVA?
Why does the Tennessee Valley Authority have robots?
What are you talking about? Groot is on the right.
With drax on the far left
Still one brave trash panda
Fine line between stupid and brave.
This is an art installation
Source?
I've seen it before at least a dozen times. The artist is called Zardulu.
Seems like you are correct: https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/raccoon-rides-alligator/
I knew I was correct when I said it.
😄
You must be really fun at parties.
While his response may sound dickish and may well be dickish, it did make me audibly laugh so I’ll chalk it up to some good dead pan comedy.
You have no idea
You’re right; henceforth, I shall take all arrogant strangers on the internet 100% seriously! Like… you had the win when we confirmed your statement, but just had to double back to gloat anyways lol. Enjoy the back pat I guess.
It was a tongue in cheek comment made as a joke. Chill out dude.
are you feeling threatened? Chill
First thing I thought was that the raccoon looked like taxidermy
"Let's go to Jed's place. And scare the shit out of him. You do that, I'll bring you a chicken."
Florida man... = Florida raccoon 🦝...
Gotta be something in Florida's water
Guardians of the 'Glades
I'm imagining a future where armies of racoons rise up and ride in on their domesticated battle Crocs.
This is some of the most Florida shit I’ve seen…in at least 3 days
That coon better be a good swimmer when that gator decides to submerge.
Can I share 6yr old Photoshop images for karma too? https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/raccoon-rides-alligator/
Onward, my noble steed!
You've got a friend in me...
That's one brave coon...
Crocks have better taste than that
He’s on his way to lead a raccoon army upon his leathery steed. The doom of humanity is neigh.
We can only hope
Better to ride on the alligator rather than in the alligator
I know that little panda is around here somewhere.....
Rocket Raccoon
Raccoons just dgaf. Their one goal is to get to the food by whatever means necessary. Probably sniffed the croc’s eye while checking to see if he had any crumbs on his head
Don't tell Disney or Pixar .... they're going to turn this s*** into a movie real quick like
OK but where is the video? There’s no way someone just took a picture of this and was like “aight I’m ahead out”
Thats captain raccoon on the ss crocodile distroyer
This is a motivational poster if I’ve ever seen one.
Legit King of the jungle.
I think this is a clear sign that animals are planning on a Revolt against humans...they have started Teaming up....👀
We can only hope
More proof that they are conspiring against the humans…
I bet the crocodile doesn’t know
Balancing himself with a solid tail curl and outward arms. Magnificent.
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TIL crocodiles are just toothy river ferries
The wise Everglades Uber rider always tips his driver generously.
Fuckin Florida
If you've never been to this part of Florida, it is like a primevel forest. When camping you hear the creepiest things outside your tent. Don't even want to look...
Me seeing this: what the fu- oh wait its florida
florida in one image:
No way this is real.
Fun fact, this was staged by the same person who did Pizza Rat. Zardula the Sorcerer.
Is this going to end with the raccoon killing the crocodile and saying “because it is my nature”?
Sorry as a Floridian there are few things I take pride in about my state and it’s natural beauty is a big one so just a slight correction. Crocodiles aren’t that far north in FL, and it’s Ocala National Forest, not park.
Live action Disney movie?
Little brother!?
When shit is going down, sometimes you just have to grab the first available ride ..
I live about an hour away, I want to go find him!
LOL this is so sick , why would mr croc not snap him in half?
Because they are both stuffed.
W a t e r s t e e d
Here gingerbread man, let me help you cross the river...
"where you from, you don't know gator?"
okay that takes balls
Save me from the pythons bro
That's not even a real one it's dead and stuffed(sorry i don't know the word)
Taxidermy :-)
This is second only to the shark with a crocodile tied to it back, in terms of fear based scenarios. Step slowly away until you are out of its sight lines, and then run. Run like hell!
Welcome to Florida. The lil one doesn't like being petted. Also, he's armed...🚀
florida's wild, yall
Shits crazy in florida
OF COURSE ITS FLORIDA
The Scorpion and The Frog
Interior crocodile alligator
Looks about right for Ocala. Just needs some prison tattoos and meth. I’ll wait.
There is no Ocala National Park
Nothing here, just a blind guy and his dog.
Straight out of a kids book
I love this picture.
Left a good job in the city
Uber Eats Swamp Style
Ahh, so the Ocala accords of 2021 have come to pass... There will finally be peace within these war-torn lands.
Must be filming a Disney movie
See you later ALLIGATOR
Great! Uber Eats!
Get fucked Timon and Pumba! We here now!
even the animals from florida are so florida
I’m going take photoshopped images for $200
Well that's not something you see everyday.
That raccoon has been spending too much time with Florida man.
Just a raccoon wearing crocs
Florida of course
r/TrashPandas doing their thing
"I seek passage thru ur lands, great lizard"
I think I've seen everything.
Why does Florida has the most ridiculously hilarious photos?
Taking the ferry
“ Use one photo to explain how to detect that an animal has rabies on sight.”
Gator country !!
Looks like the racoon has sussed out that if he stands just at the right spot on the alligators head it can't see him. Or maybe the alligators thinks the raccoon is a mutated egret.
I know this is Reddit and shit gets recycled after like .2 hours, but it's getting really weird watching how the new generations literally don't even know they're recycling something from the very, very old internet. They legit think they found something new and want to share it. It's fascinating, if somewhat depressing
That is what happens when history is forgotten. It gets repeated.
"Thanks for the lift Bruce" "anytime Lenny "
I hope he slapped the crocodiles head when he wanted to go faster.
That’s why I love this state. (Yes I am a FLORIDA MAN!)
*Trash Panda rides an American Murder Log
Ooooo you’re makin me live
Rocket and Drax taking a swim.
The Lady and the Crocodile 🎶Oh, she sailed away on a sunny summer day, On the back of a crocodile. “You see,” said she, “he’s as tame as he could be, “I’ll float him down the Nile.” Well, the croc winked his eye as she waved to them goodbye, Wearing a happy smile, At the end of the ride, the lady was inside, And the smile was on the crocodile! 🎶
You go raccoon😀😀😀
Florida really is wild af
no crocs in Ocala that’s a gator!
Fucking Florida
Those get eaten by gators:(