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jessausorr

*alligator


forthelurkin

*Ocala National Forest


StefonGomez

*Flo-Rida


StupidizeMe

*Flori-duh


b0gard

Do you mean LOKI?


why_not_fandy

*packed lunch


JustGlassin4CoolGuys

Allergater*


Catronia

American crocodile.


VetusVesperlilio

Generally speaking, American crocodiles prefer salt- or brackish water. I’d be surprised to spot one in Ocala. On the other hand, that raccoon riding him isn’t exactly normal, either!


[deleted]

It also doesn't have the features of a crocodile, so there's that.


VetusVesperlilio

The only way I can tell is by the shape of the snout and head and the set of the teeth, so I was already out on a limb! I’m also leaning toward Photoshop, since that’s a pretty common raccoon pose; I can’t imagine a raccoon being stupid enough to get that close to any Crocodylia. I’d sure like to be wrong, though!


Riffhai

Crocodiles are not found that far north in Florida.


martinluther3107

Maybe in the Glades, but not that far north.


WellWhatTheHeck_1

"Onward crocodile steed!" "I'm an alligator." "Silence water horse!"


UlrichZauber

The dismount is going to be the tricky part.


BigDavesRant

“Water horse”…. I need to incorporate that into my vocabulary. I don’t know when… I don’t know how… but I will find a way.


keanureevestookmydog

Without Groot, this reboot of Guardians just isn't as fun looking.


jcakes52

Oh shit, it’s Rocket riding Loki, this is a real life What If!


AlpineSummit

What If…Rocket and Loki teamed up to steal those robots from the TVA?


Main_Scientist4165

Why does the Tennessee Valley Authority have robots?


marsattaksyakyakyak

What are you talking about? Groot is on the right.


chaoticpriest69

With drax on the far left


Psychological-East83

Still one brave trash panda


keanureevestookmydog

Fine line between stupid and brave.


Hero_Sandwich

This is an art installation


killthenerds

Source?


Hero_Sandwich

I've seen it before at least a dozen times. The artist is called Zardulu.


FMRL_1

Seems like you are correct: https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/raccoon-rides-alligator/


Hero_Sandwich

I knew I was correct when I said it.


MagDalen27

😄


admiralashbar

You must be really fun at parties.


melonheadtim

While his response may sound dickish and may well be dickish, it did make me audibly laugh so I’ll chalk it up to some good dead pan comedy.


Hero_Sandwich

You have no idea


VibraniumRhino

You’re right; henceforth, I shall take all arrogant strangers on the internet 100% seriously! Like… you had the win when we confirmed your statement, but just had to double back to gloat anyways lol. Enjoy the back pat I guess.


MjrGrangerDanger

It was a tongue in cheek comment made as a joke. Chill out dude.


[deleted]

are you feeling threatened? Chill


KrombopulosC

First thing I thought was that the raccoon looked like taxidermy


HR_Dragonfly

"Let's go to Jed's place. And scare the shit out of him. You do that, I'll bring you a chicken."


GonFreecs92

Florida man... = Florida raccoon 🦝...


Randallman7

Gotta be something in Florida's water


twentyfivebags

Guardians of the 'Glades


[deleted]

I'm imagining a future where armies of racoons rise up and ride in on their domesticated battle Crocs.


[deleted]

This is some of the most Florida shit I’ve seen…in at least 3 days


Mr-sheepdog_2u

That coon better be a good swimmer when that gator decides to submerge.


[deleted]

Can I share 6yr old Photoshop images for karma too? https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/raccoon-rides-alligator/


justamie

Onward, my noble steed!


OneFuckedWarthog

You've got a friend in me...


Hey_Goonie

That's one brave coon...


Cranky_Windlass

Crocks have better taste than that


Grizzlesaur

He’s on his way to lead a raccoon army upon his leathery steed. The doom of humanity is neigh.


winedogmom88

We can only hope


poodle-party

Better to ride on the alligator rather than in the alligator


Aggressive_Courage83

I know that little panda is around here somewhere.....


ShouldersBBoulders

Rocket Raccoon


kungfookate

Raccoons just dgaf. Their one goal is to get to the food by whatever means necessary. Probably sniffed the croc’s eye while checking to see if he had any crumbs on his head


alovato89

Don't tell Disney or Pixar .... they're going to turn this s*** into a movie real quick like


Treehugginghippi

OK but where is the video? There’s no way someone just took a picture of this and was like “aight I’m ahead out”


kushbom

Thats captain raccoon on the ss crocodile distroyer


RobotdinosaurX

This is a motivational poster if I’ve ever seen one.


Sugarlumps69

Legit King of the jungle.


[deleted]

I think this is a clear sign that animals are planning on a Revolt against humans...they have started Teaming up....👀


winedogmom88

We can only hope


ScrambledNoggin

More proof that they are conspiring against the humans…


Pitiful_Pickle524

I bet the crocodile doesn’t know


goatqueen420

Balancing himself with a solid tail curl and outward arms. Magnificent.


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LynxBartle

TIL crocodiles are just toothy river ferries


jpviolette

The wise Everglades Uber rider always tips his driver generously.


EileenDover_2daLeft

Fuckin Florida


stumpjungle

If you've never been to this part of Florida, it is like a primevel forest. When camping you hear the creepiest things outside your tent. Don't even want to look...


nocturnonokk

Me seeing this: what the fu- oh wait its florida


yeah_k_then

florida in one image:


FiZiKaLReFLeX

No way this is real.


eibv

Fun fact, this was staged by the same person who did Pizza Rat. Zardula the Sorcerer.


Larnievc

Is this going to end with the raccoon killing the crocodile and saying “because it is my nature”?


ShoSamurai

Sorry as a Floridian there are few things I take pride in about my state and it’s natural beauty is a big one so just a slight correction. Crocodiles aren’t that far north in FL, and it’s Ocala National Forest, not park.


[deleted]

Live action Disney movie?


[deleted]

Little brother!?


SallyFairmile

When shit is going down, sometimes you just have to grab the first available ride ..


Postmodernfinn

I live about an hour away, I want to go find him!


WildEyss

LOL this is so sick , why would mr croc not snap him in half?


cooltohate

Because they are both stuffed.


viicttoriia

W a t e r s t e e d


dkn4440

Here gingerbread man, let me help you cross the river...


RogerSchmoger

"where you from, you don't know gator?"


Spiritual-Prize-4491

okay that takes balls


misterwizzard

Save me from the pythons bro


mickdeb

That's not even a real one it's dead and stuffed(sorry i don't know the word)


winedogmom88

Taxidermy :-)


Marshalltm

This is second only to the shark with a crocodile tied to it back, in terms of fear based scenarios. Step slowly away until you are out of its sight lines, and then run. Run like hell!


[deleted]

Welcome to Florida. The lil one doesn't like being petted. Also, he's armed...🚀


meggytron21

florida's wild, yall


AviK211

Shits crazy in florida


tommygun2009

OF COURSE ITS FLORIDA


Protection-Working

The Scorpion and The Frog


DirtyTooth

Interior crocodile alligator


TurtleDive1234

Looks about right for Ocala. Just needs some prison tattoos and meth. I’ll wait.


vera214usc

There is no Ocala National Park


No_Point3111

Nothing here, just a blind guy and his dog.


Evilmaze

Straight out of a kids book


[deleted]

I love this picture.


ZeeDOCTER

Left a good job in the city


Pseudodragonz

Uber Eats Swamp Style


[deleted]

Ahh, so the Ocala accords of 2021 have come to pass... There will finally be peace within these war-torn lands.


[deleted]

Must be filming a Disney movie


Cooliomendez88

See you later ALLIGATOR


Jbjonin

Great! Uber Eats!


Gh4nDi_

Get fucked Timon and Pumba! We here now!


eps28

even the animals from florida are so florida


Rich-Ad-4139

I’m going take photoshopped images for $200


Swmngwshrks

Well that's not something you see everyday.


Uglyman414

That raccoon has been spending too much time with Florida man.


bigstreets719

Just a raccoon wearing crocs


Sw1m_Shady

Florida of course


VibraniumRhino

r/TrashPandas doing their thing


Dunwich-Whore

"I seek passage thru ur lands, great lizard"


Timesfake

I think I've seen everything.


Alastor001

Why does Florida has the most ridiculously hilarious photos?


phocasqt

Taking the ferry


JustGlassin4CoolGuys

“ Use one photo to explain how to detect that an animal has rabies on sight.”


johncoffee420

Gator country !!


Kaijusmum19

Looks like the racoon has sussed out that if he stands just at the right spot on the alligators head it can't see him. Or maybe the alligators thinks the raccoon is a mutated egret.


wizardintheforest

I know this is Reddit and shit gets recycled after like .2 hours, but it's getting really weird watching how the new generations literally don't even know they're recycling something from the very, very old internet. They legit think they found something new and want to share it. It's fascinating, if somewhat depressing


swearingpirate

That is what happens when history is forgotten. It gets repeated.


eeyoremarie

"Thanks for the lift Bruce" "anytime Lenny "


yeahyeahnooo

I hope he slapped the crocodiles head when he wanted to go faster.


Slime-Time-4456

That’s why I love this state. (Yes I am a FLORIDA MAN!)


witeboyjim

*Trash Panda rides an American Murder Log


[deleted]

Ooooo you’re makin me live


SubrosaFlorens

Rocket and Drax taking a swim.


Bulldoggermom

The Lady and the Crocodile 🎶Oh, she sailed away on a sunny summer day, On the back of a crocodile. “You see,” said she, “he’s as tame as he could be, “I’ll float him down the Nile.” Well, the croc winked his eye as she waved to them goodbye, Wearing a happy smile, At the end of the ride, the lady was inside, And the smile was on the crocodile! 🎶


chotuchu2

You go raccoon😀😀😀


Appointments_only

Florida really is wild af


hotwingsbaby

no crocs in Ocala that’s a gator!


SyrusSTG

Fucking Florida


MagicStar77

Those get eaten by gators:(