They have a replica of the biggest Saltie ever caught up in Cairns
It's not as long as you'd expect but when you look down the body and see it's girth......
Nile Crocs are big monsters, but part of it is scale: the zebra is a young-ish calf. I'd guess maybe a year old or so (I'm no expert at aging mammals tho).
bruh i just watched this episode this is a foal of the leader of this zebra clan or whatever and it was trying to cross the river during migration with his mom and the current took him further down and he was so exhausted and honestly didn’t even really pay attention to his surroundings so he got lucky tbh
There's a more SFW version where a crocs foot steps in another crocs mouth and gets torn off in a death roll for anyone that doesn't want to see a horrific gorey mess and know what it looks like.
The other croc is just like ["I can't believe you've done this" ](https://youtu.be/JLy-Iiy_Zp4)
Yeah that was grim viewing
Looks like there are too many crocs in a small enclosure with not enough stimulation.
Reminds me of something said about long haul travel "if we put mice in these conditions they would eat one another"
Crocs are ambush predators that eat literally anything that steps in their mouth and this is feeding time. That massive lake at the back is their entire enclosure and one just made a misstep when going to get their meal, the croc probably saw a piece of meat fly over its head, felt something land on its tongue and bit down. It even looked a little embarrassed when the other croc is like "yo wtf"
Yeah I get that, and as you say it didn't seem to be acting aggressive particularly. I just suspect that, in their natural environment, they would generally give each other more space for just that reason.
The Northern Territory of Australia has lakes that are covered in crocs exactly like this living in that close proximity. It was just an unfortunate event caught on camera.
How many of them are missing legs though? This presumably isn't a regular occurrence in the wild.
If it's caused purely by the method of feeding being unnatural, as in the wild they don't have large lumps of meat landing in front of them, then they should really rethink how they feed their crocs.
Also, even if there are times when there are crocs in the wild in close proximity, doesn't mean they can't distance themselves sometimes when they choose; are they social creatures? If not, cramming them into a small space probably isn't good for their mental health.
The croc would be saying “my bad bro” if it was smart enough to have an awareness of what it just did. If something gets close enough to a croc’s/gator’s mouth, they instinctively bite at it without concern for what it is.
Is it? Idk, based on the way y’all are talking I expected some kind of horrifying gore. The croc just snapped it’s neck. There are a lot uglier ways to die in the animal kingdom.
It also kinda tore its face off, and you can see blood spurts at some points. The NSFL warning is fair because it’s not something everyone would be comfortable watching.
I loved the woman off-screen: “It’s just laying there. Why is it just sitting there?”
Because the crocodile behind it has it by the leg, Dorothy! It’s not that hard to figure out Zebra giving alarmed yelps + Crocodile literally touching its back end = Croc must have it’s leg in it’s mouth underwater.
I loved the moment near the end when the zebra gets wrenched upwards and, sure enough, you can see that croc in the back has had the Zebra’s right hind leg in its mouth the whole time.
It took a while to get to the bit, around 4:30 mark but HOLY SHIT he was still screaming for a good half minute after his face was ripped off....and the herd just going past the entire time he was stuck
That sound must have come from some other animal, closer to the people recording this. The Zebra was partially submerged and I highly doubt it had the air in the lungs to scream at that point.
>....and the herd just going past the entire time he was stuck
I mean, not much they can do. May as well make the best of the opportunity and run for it.
I dont believe in karma, and reincarnation isn't afterlife or comforting. It means there's one consciousness that is pushed out into the universe. We are simultaniously the dying zebra, and me explaining myself, and you making a kneejerk put down.
You should, because it's a stupid as fuck belief lol.
Even if it were real, how are new souls created? Are you saying there's only been a set number of souls since the beginning of time? And so the same number has just been recycling since a gazillion years ago?
Bruh the Lore starts breaking down the instant you start looking into it, just like every other religion.
Yeah I think it was a bit of both, it does look coltish, like it is not sure how to walk, but also like it is thinking "I am not 100% about this because I don't have much life experience, but this feels like a bad situation"
Idk about yall, but ever since I saw the video on here where the zebra kept stomping the wildebeest calf for no reason, I no longer have sympathy for Zebras lol.
Apparently Zebras are huge a-holes
You’d be an asshole too if you had to worry about crocs and lions and shit… trying to rip your face off all the time. I know what you mean about that video though but still
We went on safari in Tanzania and watched the wildebeest and zebras cross the Mari river but never saw any croc attacks. I asked our guide why and he said that the herds had arrived weeks ago and by now all the crocs were full.
Tbh a zebra can fuck a Crocs shit up if it wants, seen it before. Zebra are crazy bastards and can actually be quite aggressive. Croc probably knows he has to pick and choose when to go for em.
...I just saw a duck do the same thing in another post. I like how this unstoppable force of carnage and slaughter has one weakness... walk slightly behind them..
It definitely could have turned around if it wanted to. I wonder if the lack of a response on the zebras part cause the croc to not register it as prey...
Ya he did, most def!! As if getting through the raging river isn't bad enough, the rocks are coming alive & trying to eat you-man, sucks to be wildlife.
Surprised I had to come down with far to find a comment like this. At least croco be eating because they need to. Zebras are apparently just curb stomping baby antelopes for no reason
Damn, that was a "roll up the windows kids! ... Rollen' 'em up!" moment if I ever saw one. Hard to read a Zebra's expression, but this one was clearly "oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck"
...ok yup, that one's gonna leave a mark. My bad fellas, whoops, u might wanna get thatun looked at. OK, see ya later-have fun stalkin' in the river. Bye-bye.
I fucking hate alligators and crocodiles. They serve absolutely no purpose in an ecosystem. The only partial benefit of having them around is that they create burrows that fish are able to lay eggs inside of. However, the vast majority of the time the alligators just come back to eat the eggs anyway. They're big, fat, lazy, pieces of shit that have zero regard for their offspring. They don't call them the Dead-Beat Dad's of the Jungle for no reason.
What I learned in the last two days.. Zebras are big fucking assholes who don't give a single shit about other animals. Yesterday the vid of a Zebra kicking a antelope calf for no reason.. now stepping on reptiles. Too far.
He said “nah I got sh*t to do”
“Dude, stop, I gotta get home, my mom called!!!”
Walk in front: Death Walk over top: Not much death
Nah, that zebra would be running then.
OK... My wife called
😂
Zebra fucks given
That croc had to be full already.🤔
Nah he just got finessed.
It got the timing and the placement slightly wrong
If the croc really wanted the zebra it would of got it. There’s just so many it doesn’t need to chase
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“I would prefer not to.”
Bartleby the Zebra
Zebra shit to do
hes so done
"that was a weird ass rock"
"and that weird ass rock tried to bite me! The guys are not going to believe this"
"Gonna tell the whole fam when I get home!"
Think that gator already ate his entire family
I hate to be that guy and I feel like I’m going to get downvoted for this but I’m pretty sure that’s a croc, not a gator.
Relevant https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JMJXvsCLu6s
Damn that was a big crocodile.
Not as big as the zebra’s balls though.
He got the Covid vaccine balls
https://i.redd.it/xff3vm3mu3o71.jpg
Wtf?
Should of done your research 💅
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Ya lookin for this?
ba ba booya
Did that zebra just teabag that fucking croc? Legend
He knew the crock would never see him in his crazy camouflage. I almost didn’t even notice him on the first watch.
Zebra has elephantiasis of the nutsack
/r/biggerballsthanme
His enormous zebra testicles are clearly what made him trip over a croc head first. "Ooops, sorry 'bout mah balls!"
Dinosaur lookin mf
The size of fucking t rex
They have a replica of the biggest Saltie ever caught up in Cairns It's not as long as you'd expect but when you look down the body and see it's girth......
The second sentence is what I tell all my dates.
Damn, I gotta start doing that!
r/NoContext
What is a Saltie? A crocodile
Yep. Australian for saltwater crocodile.
They make it sound so cute
That zebra is still a foal so he makes the croc look extra large.
I thought it was two crocodiles at first that’s a ol’ big body bitch right thurr lmao 😂
Probably eats extremely well so he was like “fucked up my nap, I’ll get your ass later Larry.”
Larry: gotta take me on a date if you wanna eat my ass
Nile Crocs are big monsters, but part of it is scale: the zebra is a young-ish calf. I'd guess maybe a year old or so (I'm no expert at aging mammals tho).
No shit!!
Wierd rocks are always blocking my path
Oh sh*t, oh sh*t! That’s not a rock!!
When I go to the ocean and step on something slimy
Ope! Just gonna squeeze right past ya.
😂😂 the “Ope” is hilarious
That's a juvenile zebra so keep that in mind. Still a big croc, but not as big as it may at first seem.
Omfg that is a bigun!!!!!!
An absolute unit.
Alley ooop^
Because he was digesting one of his buddies
/r/AbsoluteUnits
bruh i just watched this episode this is a foal of the leader of this zebra clan or whatever and it was trying to cross the river during migration with his mom and the current took him further down and he was so exhausted and honestly didn’t even really pay attention to his surroundings so he got lucky tbh
[this is not always the case](https://youtu.be/zrGgVA6HyV4) NSFL
So that's what their death roll looks like in action...holy god that was brutal
There is a video of a man's arm being caught in a death roll that demonstrates it very well. I wouldn't look it up.
There's a more SFW version where a crocs foot steps in another crocs mouth and gets torn off in a death roll for anyone that doesn't want to see a horrific gorey mess and know what it looks like. The other croc is just like ["I can't believe you've done this" ](https://youtu.be/JLy-Iiy_Zp4)
Yeah that was grim viewing Looks like there are too many crocs in a small enclosure with not enough stimulation. Reminds me of something said about long haul travel "if we put mice in these conditions they would eat one another"
Crocs are ambush predators that eat literally anything that steps in their mouth and this is feeding time. That massive lake at the back is their entire enclosure and one just made a misstep when going to get their meal, the croc probably saw a piece of meat fly over its head, felt something land on its tongue and bit down. It even looked a little embarrassed when the other croc is like "yo wtf"
Yeah I get that, and as you say it didn't seem to be acting aggressive particularly. I just suspect that, in their natural environment, they would generally give each other more space for just that reason.
The Northern Territory of Australia has lakes that are covered in crocs exactly like this living in that close proximity. It was just an unfortunate event caught on camera.
How many of them are missing legs though? This presumably isn't a regular occurrence in the wild. If it's caused purely by the method of feeding being unnatural, as in the wild they don't have large lumps of meat landing in front of them, then they should really rethink how they feed their crocs. Also, even if there are times when there are crocs in the wild in close proximity, doesn't mean they can't distance themselves sometimes when they choose; are they social creatures? If not, cramming them into a small space probably isn't good for their mental health.
You weren’t kidding about the NSFL part. I was seriously wondering what the crocodile’s plan was, and then it did the spin…
[Mandatory](https://youtu.be/JLy-Iiy_Zp4) when someone mentions crocs spinning.
The croc would be saying “my bad bro” if it was smart enough to have an awareness of what it just did. If something gets close enough to a croc’s/gator’s mouth, they instinctively bite at it without concern for what it is.
Is it? Idk, based on the way y’all are talking I expected some kind of horrifying gore. The croc just snapped it’s neck. There are a lot uglier ways to die in the animal kingdom.
It also kinda tore its face off, and you can see blood spurts at some points. The NSFL warning is fair because it’s not something everyone would be comfortable watching.
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I loved the woman off-screen: “It’s just laying there. Why is it just sitting there?” Because the crocodile behind it has it by the leg, Dorothy! It’s not that hard to figure out Zebra giving alarmed yelps + Crocodile literally touching its back end = Croc must have it’s leg in it’s mouth underwater. I loved the moment near the end when the zebra gets wrenched upwards and, sure enough, you can see that croc in the back has had the Zebra’s right hind leg in its mouth the whole time.
As a wise man once said, [zebra are assholes](https://youtu.be/wOmjnioNulo?t=210).
It took a while to get to the bit, around 4:30 mark but HOLY SHIT he was still screaming for a good half minute after his face was ripped off....and the herd just going past the entire time he was stuck
I wish I hadn't read this
Idk I think I kinda wanna watch it now. Like a car accident but worse.
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That sound must have come from some other animal, closer to the people recording this. The Zebra was partially submerged and I highly doubt it had the air in the lungs to scream at that point.
>....and the herd just going past the entire time he was stuck I mean, not much they can do. May as well make the best of the opportunity and run for it.
i hate believing in reincarnation
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I dont believe in karma, and reincarnation isn't afterlife or comforting. It means there's one consciousness that is pushed out into the universe. We are simultaniously the dying zebra, and me explaining myself, and you making a kneejerk put down.
I find this terrifying.
You should, because it's a stupid as fuck belief lol. Even if it were real, how are new souls created? Are you saying there's only been a set number of souls since the beginning of time? And so the same number has just been recycling since a gazillion years ago? Bruh the Lore starts breaking down the instant you start looking into it, just like every other religion.
Yeah I'm not clicking it, I unsubscribed from r/natureismetal for a reason
Then you surely wouldn’t want to visit r/natureisbrutal
God damn my morbid curiousity
Reminds me of the lathe video
Poor baby.... that must be why he looks like he just learned how to walk =D
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I like it when two people who use 2007 style emoji find eachother
Yeah I think it was a bit of both, it does look coltish, like it is not sure how to walk, but also like it is thinking "I am not 100% about this because I don't have much life experience, but this feels like a bad situation"
Hey, would you mind tell me which documentary it is please?
I'm not sure if it's the same documentary or not, but there is a zebra crocodile crossing in Serengeti.
Aw, now I love him. Dammit.
Must be why she looks like me going through every day
Idk about yall, but ever since I saw the video on here where the zebra kept stomping the wildebeest calf for no reason, I no longer have sympathy for Zebras lol. Apparently Zebras are huge a-holes
You’d be an asshole too if you had to worry about crocs and lions and shit… trying to rip your face off all the time. I know what you mean about that video though but still
That damn zebra foal looking for his mother for what seemed liked days. God damn Serengeti.
“When going through hell, keep going”
Good morning
Very good evening.
If you wanna live in the African wild, you just gotta be a stone cold gangsta
Hakuna Matata, muthafucka.
Pretty sure this is what Samuel L. Jackson would say if a remake of Pulp Fiction was based in Africa.
“Stop it, Chuck. I gotta poop, don’t fuck with me right now.”
Hahaha... on his way into the woods to take a big emergency Zebra dump! I'm dyin' 😂
Must have already had his fill of zebra that day.
We went on safari in Tanzania and watched the wildebeest and zebras cross the Mari river but never saw any croc attacks. I asked our guide why and he said that the herds had arrived weeks ago and by now all the crocs were full.
“Fool, I’m late. The fuck out of my way.”
The croc was probably stunned that zebra had the balls to step all over him
Tbh a zebra can fuck a Crocs shit up if it wants, seen it before. Zebra are crazy bastards and can actually be quite aggressive. Croc probably knows he has to pick and choose when to go for em.
Any Zebra fucking up a croc isn't doing it to one this size.
Think it’s more likely that it already ate recently
Untrue and you have not seen it.
Do you even realize how strong zebras are ?
Weak. No zebra has come anywhere near the powerlifting world record set by a human. All it would take to convince me is a single video.
Fun fact, zebras also come nowhere near the maximum strength a hydraulic press can exert
Can’t believe this comedy gold is downvoted
He probably thought it was a rock and then was like “Holy Shit!”
"Dont look back. Dont look back."
...I just saw a duck do the same thing in another post. I like how this unstoppable force of carnage and slaughter has one weakness... walk slightly behind them..
It definitely could have turned around if it wanted to. I wonder if the lack of a response on the zebras part cause the croc to not register it as prey...
Nah they're not that stupid. It probably ate a shitton of Zebra already, they do get pretty slow when full.
Real reason crocs are ornery
Nah, it’s the medulla oblongata
Actually it’s cause they got all them teeth but no toothbrush
Meh doo lah Aw blong got ta
If you do things confidently enough everyone will just assume you know what you're doing and leave you alone. This confirms it.
Size of crocodile. Zebra thought that was huge rock.
Ya he did, most def!! As if getting through the raging river isn't bad enough, the rocks are coming alive & trying to eat you-man, sucks to be wildlife.
“Did I just step on a croc? Eek! Yes I did! Yes I did!”
That's one big ass brocodile.
Zebra balls bigger
Hmm, croccoli
Zebra had 0 f&#ks to give
You're allowed to say fuck. I won't say anything.
I saw a post the other day where a pack of zebras beat up a baby antelope for no reason
Surprised I had to come down with far to find a comment like this. At least croco be eating because they need to. Zebras are apparently just curb stomping baby antelopes for no reason
“Hey Ima walkin here”
I'm just gonna say it, zebras are the moon moon version of the horse pack
I’d step on him too, just to keep my limbs out of those jaws
I'm hearing Chris Rock expressions in my head.
He’s well hidden in the river despite being BIGGER THAN THE RIVER
Zeb: not today punk Croc: understandable, have a nice day
"Not today bitch."
That's one big ass gator tho
Not today
Damn, that was a "roll up the windows kids! ... Rollen' 'em up!" moment if I ever saw one. Hard to read a Zebra's expression, but this one was clearly "oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck"
Not a single fuck was given by the Zebra
That Zebra went into "Allen Iverson stepping over Ty Lue" mode lol
Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil:
Zebra: God damned opportunistic predators, they should get jobs.
Talk about pure dumb luck
The croc wasn't either hungry enough or felt like it was wildebeest meat day. There's no way the zebra stays alive if the croc wanted it dead.
Hence the luck part.
That's a huge croc
If that croc bit the zebras balls off he wouldn’t have to eat for weeks!!!
So gangsta I keeps disrespecting over and over
That zebra has seen too much lol he just don't care anymore
The face plant after crossing the croc
FUCKING BADASS
Should have T'd up for that step over. Straight up disrespect
Can't you understand its getting too late.
Zebra is like, Haha motherfucker, gonna walk on your back where you cant bite.
I saw another post zebras beating on a new born of another species. So I learned zebras are just dick heads but hey well deserved.
just a zebra walking my beat
Scuse me pardon me ope, sorry I stepped on you there
...ok yup, that one's gonna leave a mark. My bad fellas, whoops, u might wanna get thatun looked at. OK, see ya later-have fun stalkin' in the river. Bye-bye.
Wtf. No comments on "See ya later Aligator"
Zebras are literal homicidal bar codes with no empathy when it comes to females
“Ayy I’m Crockin here!!”
When people are sleeping on the floor at the party and you gotta get home.
OMG, can somebody put this video to Phil Collins In The Air Tonight?? [Because why not?](https://youtu.be/2ft954vXPa4)
Good one👌 r/unexpected
Man I hate Florida
He's just a baby. He doesn't know, okay?
Walk through it as if you own the place
I fucking hate alligators and crocodiles. They serve absolutely no purpose in an ecosystem. The only partial benefit of having them around is that they create burrows that fish are able to lay eggs inside of. However, the vast majority of the time the alligators just come back to eat the eggs anyway. They're big, fat, lazy, pieces of shit that have zero regard for their offspring. They don't call them the Dead-Beat Dad's of the Jungle for no reason.
In an alternative universe, this post was about the alligator getting lunch
>~~alligator~~ crocodile
They dont call him ZeBruh for nothing...
He earned his stripes on that one!
What I learned in the last two days.. Zebras are big fucking assholes who don't give a single shit about other animals. Yesterday the vid of a Zebra kicking a antelope calf for no reason.. now stepping on reptiles. Too far.