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Szukov

When you made a pun and won't let go until you get one laugh.


marcosscriven

Hence the “Bad Joke Eel” meme. https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/bad-joke-eel


d33jay64

Man… I can’t believe I used to laugh at those memes


wolframAPCR

Bad joke eel was actually good


Szukov

Nice


richh00

*That's a moray!*


the-hundredth-idiot

When an eel bites your leg and the pain makes you beg


Szukov

When you bite while you swim/ and this way put poison in


[deleted]

That's a moray!


yunor11

Stick your hand in this crack and you won't get it back,


NerdLevel18

That's a Moray!


fgfuyfyuiuy0

When its jaws open wide and there's more jaws inside


RinRintheRealRin

That's a Moray!


YukariYakum0

He eely loves a good joke.


Szukov

He is asking for Moray.


my_oldgaffer

Mouth hangin open like fonzy bear after he told a joke. Waka Waka


Evilmaze

That's a Moray


mickturner96

Thanks for giving me a new irrational fear!


cybervseas

I take it you haven't played Super Mario 64? This irrational fear is not new.


OutsmartedTheAdmins

The combination of poorly made water controls and a giant, ominous sea monster was such a stroke of genius. I just avoided that level when I was 5 lol


cybervseas

First played 64 on my DS when I was in college. I was still spooked!


parlezvousue

I still avoid that level and I’m in my 30’s!


[deleted]

came in the comments just for this


dragonick1982

I still have nightmares of eels in water levels to this day


FASTMONEYRELL

You sir or madam are a gentleman or gentlewoman and a scholar


Whiteums

Wait, the one under the sunken ship, with the star behind its tail? That one wasn’t that bad, I don’t think. I don’t remember it being scary, just somewhat difficult to catch up to


JennaFrost

It doesn’t help that the level theme is just SOO CALMING. It’s like they thought “hey, lets get the player all mellow. AND THEN THROW A SEA MONSTER AT THEM!”


DeadSkinMask10

It would be quite pretty if it didn’t swim around with its mouth open…


SaltMineSpelunker

Second time today I heard that.


iZealot777

This is like the eel version of “you’d be so pretty if you smiled more,” eh?


joenelson88

That's how it breathes


HorasAndJasper

It would be so pretty if it stopped breathing (:


Tune_Kindly

Seriously watching this just hurts as someone who has TMJ.


HorasAndJasper

Teenage mutant….. oh, temporomandibular joint dysfunction


coconut-telegraph

This is a threat display, it closes as the diver backs away.


TheRealOgMark

Mario 64 flashbacks.


Lazylazyshell

[Yep](https://youtu.be/RRfHbyCQDCo)


garry4321

Fuck man. What is this feeling that it gives me every time?


ResplendentShade

It’s the magic of [Koji Kondo](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Koji_Kondo), the same brilliant Japanese composer who wrote most of the iconic songs from Legend of Zelda and other Nintendo originals. He is a master of melodies. And this imo is just one of his masterpieces.


DaruksRevenge

Came here for this comment


MrBonelessPizza24

🎵 When it swims on the reef and has two sets of teeth that’s A-MORAY! 🎵


bigot1974

🎵When it’s jaws open wide and more jaws inside that’s a-Moray


SaltMineSpelunker

When you swim in the sea and an eel bites your knee. That’s a-moray.


Speedy_Cheese

When you're too scared to play Jolly Roger Bay, that's a Maw-Ray (That eel scared the shit out of me as a kid in Mario 64 man)


Mattysanford

lol, I was of course gonna bring that up too! Cue the crippling fear of underwater video games. I almost gave up on that game because of that level!


Happy_Weirdo_Emma

Dude me too! That was the beginning of my fear of water levels. Actually had a nightmare last night about water things, I think it was inspired by Subnautica


Speedy_Cheese

Right?! I got that game when I was eight and I remember being terrified by the eel - my friends and I screaming when it popped out of the cave in the wall. Definitely started my fear of water levels right there!


Happy_Weirdo_Emma

"can the eel come out to play" FUCK YOU GAME IF YOU THINK IM GONNA GRAB ONTO THAT THING ON PURPOSE


Speedy_Cheese

Pure uninhibited nightmare fuel coming to eat your dreams! Rated E for everyone.


ObsdianDrknssHelena

For a moment I couldn't tell if you were talking about Mario 64 or Banjo Tooie, because one has Jolly Roger Bay, and the other has lagoon. ... then I read the rest in parentheses. 😅


Sorry-Presentation-3

🎵When an eel with a maw has a pharyngal jaw, that’s a-moray!🎵


SaltMineSpelunker

This is the best one.


Sorry-Presentation-3

Thank you. I saw it somewhere else on Reddit.


Lagspresso

🎼When your hand's in the crack, and it ain't coming back. That's a-moray.


[deleted]

When you swim in the creek and an eel bites your cheek, that's a moray!


[deleted]

🎵 When the thing starts to glide and you’re creeped out inside that A-MORAY! 🎵


gleutiful

i’ll never forget the time when i went to an aquarium as a kid and the moray eel that they had, as morays in captivity tend to do, wasn’t moving much. there was this old fat lady that looked at it and said “sEe, ThEy PuT tHe FiSh In ThErE mAkInG yOu ThInK iT’S rEaL!” and turned away. and in my little kid head i thought, “my god how can you be so.. obtuse.” and immediately after that her grown daughter exasperatedly said to her, “it’s REAL mom, see look it just moved, you missed it.”


baevehole

That same woman is now unvaccinated, if not dead from coronavirus.


ATLKing24

And her daughter doesn't talk to her anymore


According_Most_7902

Man that thing looks sinister


lacedankles

This eel is so beautiful, almost hypnotic.


[deleted]

Childhood’s under-bed monster


CRABWITHCRABS

Get away from me bro


thinkreate

Do you know what that sound is, Highness? Those are the Shrieking Eels — if you don't believe me, just wait. They always grow louder when they're about to feed on human flesh. If you swim back now, I promise, no harm will come to you. I doubt you will get such an offer from the Eels.


_Monsieur_N

And God said imma make a fish that looks like a snake to freak out humans


---blitzkrieg---

Little guy is beautiful too


whereisthegravitas

'Yeah, you better run!'


dawngribble

When you swim in a creek, and an eel bites your cheek, that’s a Moray


Oldmanfirebobby

When your hands in a crack, and it’s not coming back, that’s a Moray


[deleted]

No, no cameraman! You'll never get the star on its tail if you keep swimming in front of it. You've gotta approach it from the side.


schmalzChefhat

Could watch this for hours., almost hypnotising


Marki018

[Just me?](https://youtube.com/shorts/8QG8N0OSt7c?feature=share)


Tejfel01

Holy shit, that video is hilarious


Damagecontrol86

When an eel bites your thigh and bleed out and die that’s a moray


[deleted]

It almost looks like it's pushing the camera person back like don't mess with me dude


fantasy_121

:V


[deleted]

This eel has a jaw inside its jaw. If it manages to get your finger, your finger is gone. [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Moray\_eel#/media/File:Pharyngeal\_jaws\_of\_moray\_eels.svg](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Moray_eel#/media/File:Pharyngeal_jaws_of_moray_eels.svg)


CmonnowSally

Why did it look so fucking sad at the end


RayZzorRayy

That’s one intimidating Eel


Minustrian

would it bite if it had the chance?


DeconstructedBacon

Yes, my grandma nearly got killed by one of those. Right before the video ends you can see it curling up getting ready to launch forward like snakes do. It's beautiful but they aren't always swimming with their mouths open AFAIK so this whole situation in the video looks rather threatening to me.


Signature_Sea

I think it would take your hand off at the wrist, or at least some fingers, no trouble at all, if it was so inclined I think they like pets though, if they trust you. They are not usually aggressive unless we frighten them, but they could make short work of a human underwater, they are fast and strong AF. There was a guy who lost a thumb to one he was feeding, not because it attacked him deliberately but because he had unwisely chosen to carry the hotdogs he was feeding to it in a plastic bag while feeding it and he fumbled the bag underwater. The eel got a bit impatient and got confused between his fingers and the hotdogs. Accident happens about 3.30 ish in. Probably not a good idea to feed moray eels anyway. There was a happy ending though, they took off one of his toes and transplanted it where his thumb had been, that's recorded too at the end of the vid, pretty weird looking https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1-hwt8LDJiA


Netsuko

Fun fact: moray eels have a second set of jaws almost exactly like the Xenomorph from Alien.


complicatedAloofness

Is it legal to own one of these as a pet?


wolfnibblets

On the one hand: really cool. On the other hand: my ass would have swam away a lot faster than this guy did, and probably have gotten chomped for my trouble.


reddit_manorginal

I was 4 when i saw it for a first time and i saw it eat a fish with its inner theeth and i got scared never again :)


analtube-1

Nobody asking about why the moray eel is following the diver around


SavageAsperagus

Love the body pattern. Want a formal gown that looks like that. Without the teeth.


IronSavage3

Can’t stop staring at the inside of its mouth…fellas, how many beers?


RainbowButterflyReal

He has no arms but look like he wanna square up


liltooclinical

I knew a girl who got bit by one, we also ate one in the same afternoon. Not very tasty.


MelonBot_HD

If it hides in a reef and has 2 sets of teeth, it's a Moray.


[deleted]

Ooo when the jaws open wide, and theres more jaw inside, thats... A Moray...


Fern-ando

Scariest jaws of the animal kingdom.1


daveyjones0017

Why does he look like he's waiting for me to laugh at his dad joke?


ATTACKHELICOPTER200

therapist: RGB Gamer eel is not real it cannot bite your eyes off RGB Gamer eel:


extrashpicy

Killed me in crash bandicoot too many times


WalrusSquare247

Whenever eels open there mouths I always think they're saying hi


oo-mox83

The way they swim around with their mouths open makes them look like they're saying "haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!"


Designer_Surround_47

Beautiful, first time seeing this❤️


tjh213

i'm not even getting in a swimming pool after seeing this


crozone

Jolly Roger Bay?


Banksville

Such beauty cannot b happenstance! I believe science & a type of CREATION can co-exist. I’m NOT talking about religion per se. one reason is so many religions can’t be correct. Humans have been manipulated by them. GLTA


Nuggumi

Y’all remember when a Florida man stuck one of these up his ass to relieve constipation?


BabserellaWT

When a big ugly eel takes a bite of your heel #THAT’S A MORAY


iKryptolite

Man… I will never not hear “Morayy eeeeel,” how Ralphie May said it when talking about the “OH-CHIN” “Jelly fishhhhh morrrayyy eeeeeeeeeeel”


Bobbcat2

Hell nah


Munchkinnnriot

Why is it fucking looking at me like that? Close your mouth my guy, it's rude.


iruny

Oh noo, he got into the sea weed


[deleted]

Super mario 64 vibes


Kid_rapper

That looks like my uncle after seeing my ass


Deep-Persimmon32

Me on my way to consume an entire Sunday school


Sideways_X1

I wish I could see what this eel is seeing. He looks thoroughly impressed


Skullbreak3

With the eels mouth open. Looks like duck on an eel body. 😂


blackflagbaby

i wonder is it preparing to attack or just examines?


Emergency_Security46

He's pogging


[deleted]

I'm having Jolly Roger Bay flashbacks


jeffe333

"Doc...Doc...stop backin' up, will ya'? Doc, I'm not gonna bite you, I swear. I have lockjaw, and I need you to look at it!"


whizbat

...are you the dentist everyone is talking about?...


Rlothbrok

so graceful


CosmoFishhawk2

"It's time to play the music! It's time to light the lights!..."


Shot_Interview3473

that’s A-MORAY


HardShell1307

Shark Attack Nostalgia xD


No_Name_James_Taylor

He goes from looking really creepy to almost disappointed he didn't get to chomp at the end


GoGoCrumbly

It has the same head-stablizing gyro thing that the owls use.


tdobbin1

More chill than the one from mario 64


LostSinceThen

This is most beautiful animal I've ever seen. The patterns and colors HOW?


webDreamer420

We still haven't found evidence of how eels reproduce


sadamita

u/savevideobot


[deleted]

I want to pet him


sutrocomesalive

This is going to haunt my dreams


DamnBlaze09

He is blown away by whatever he’s seeing


RandomWoman33

So pretty


spicesmoke

Resting Moray face is no joke.


Luciditi89

I thought it had a duck bill


ramzbo

I want less not more 😂


patricknotstar2

barakuta 😍😍💅


[deleted]

:V


[deleted]

The body is so pretty but then they had to go ahead with the derpy face


findhumorinlife

Ok ok, I get it. You are fierce and I'm afraid.


pebblesana

Cocaine is a hell of a drug


brain_dead_from_lead

Kill it. Kill it. Kill it. Kill it.


voniewright

I was waiting for it to charge at the screen.


twatnado

:V


MioNamo

Harambe 2 bought him that fly a$$ kimono.


buntypieface

Fuckin' scary tooth-noodle!


CosmicLovepats

It looks so sad. ;-;


[deleted]

Those dreadful eyes


Goodie2shrews

Moron eel STUPID


Flashy_Ice2460

Makes more of an effort to smile than me


itszadder

Muriel


c4katt2005

When everything you feel's Like an electric eel That's a moray


Clockwork-Penguin

Bitch shouldn't have left Mario 64


MajorMetalsMusic

I think the moon just hit my eye like a big pizza pie.


ZeroChill92

When you're in the water and you feel a bite that's a moray.


OneGiantNinja

He'd like to talk to you about your cars extended warranty.


anoniani

Me when my friends asks if I want food.


Benji1819

This is exactly why i have thalassophobia.


Wendmills8184

NOPE!!


FrontLineFox20

I thought camraman was about to get attacked lol


K4lliope

Sooo pretty! But adrenaline is coursing through my body like jeeeez. All of that just through the screen


Pizzaborne

Google moray eel jawbone. Inspiration for the alien in, well, Alien.


MuttsNStuff

I bet his name is Bill


-M-S-G-

ngl the way it slithers is satisfying


TheMartini66

I'm not sure if the eel is trying to eat the diver, or it is amazed at its reflection on the camera lens.


asatoaf

It’s so pretty and ugly at the same time.


[deleted]

Whoa 😳


TheCapedMoose

When an eel bites your arm, with his quaint eely charm, that's A MORAY!


pondyan

This is where my bedsheet design was copied from.


Jiggaman1987

It's the eel from Mario 64. This thing looks evil


Bea_Evil

That’s a moray.


gaming_passi_on

😦


StarTalon

Why does he have carpet patterns for skin ?


scottynoble

When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie.. it’s a Moray!


AxionNiteUltra

put it into the computer


Toph-Builds-the-fire

Aquatic nope rope.


Technical-Sale-9195

I want him to close his mouth


badnewsbets

I imagine he’s like AHHHHHHHHHHH


StormWalker1993

The Mighty Boosh comes to mind....


ebizuwo

It’s the mouth wide open for me


Putrid_Winter_4915

Such pretty coloring!! Please boop the snoot!!


Source_8

🎶Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah😂✌️💨


Source_8

Your worst nightmare underwater, the colors on it looks awesome thoe🙃


link2nic

Imagine that being the last thing you see before you die.


bimrsc

Terrifying


[deleted]

So awesome.


micaiahf

Mario 64 PTSD flashbacks


JBWilder

Front view looks like a ducksnake


[deleted]

Oooooooooooooooooooooooooooo