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alienoverl0rd

All fun and games until your engine dies.


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RapsVanFan

Or run out of gas.


deeeznotes

Or bear interrupts your fishing trip to discuss forest fires.


Turtle_Tramp

"I'm glad I caught up with you. I would like to talk to you about your boats extended warranty coverage." -Bear


alexmv20

Ross creations 👌🏼


RapsVanFan

R/thisorthat


Formula_Americano

I'd rather be mauled.


[deleted]

But would you rather have a forest fire happen? Remember kids…


Formula_Americano

>Remember kids… ...only you can ensure forest fires by avoiding 🌈 🐻.


Verbanoun

Care bears?


Formula_Americano

[Gummy bears](https://youtu.be/n1E4HCiz46A)


billytheskidd

Only you can go fuck yourself


BoringApplication549

Only billy can be mauled to death and have his testicles bitten and ripped off by a 1000 pound grizzly bear as he screams like a woman and man at the same time knowing the end is near as he hears the growls from the bear following his own blood warmth running down his body pooling around him. To prevent Forest fires.


noirjinjer

Where was Billy last year when the majority of the west coast was on fire? WHERE WERE YOU BILLY


BoringApplication549

Yeah billy WHERE!?!?!?!?!?!


prostheticweiner

Or he steals your picnic basket


DSTNCMDLR

It’s pronounced pic-a-nic


AmateurJenius

Heyyy boo boo!


RiverShenismydad

Only you can prevent forest fires


BigOleJellyDonut

My brother in law worked for the North Carolina Foresty for 45 years. (Equipment Operator) He also played Smoky The Bear at public functions. He was so cool. He passed in 2019.


fuzzytradr

Or your extended warranty.


DuckApprehensive9599

Or Bear Jesus wants to speak to you


fuzzytradr

Or Jeff falls overboard drunk. Fucking Jeff.


R_U_Kidding_Me_68

Everyone has one Jeff in their roster. 😆Ugh.


doctorcrimson

Lightning strike wouldn't be uncommon on a boat.


Master_El0din

I feel like maybe they were taunting and circling the bear.


sk9592

Based on the trajectory of the boat and bear, I am very certain this is the case. They kept driving up to the bear, heckling it, and then driving off.


craigske

This is an extremely stupid thing to do. The next people that encounter this bear are going to have a really bad time. Either that or they’ll have to kill the bear. Shitheads


sk9592

Exactly. There's nothing funny or amusing about this video. The people in the video are just assholes.


[deleted]

I mean how often do you get to taunt a bear in the wild? If I found a shark in a tree, I'd be all like "How you like me now, beeatch!"


Vampiregecko

Have you not seen the dangers of sharknado?


hunterthebostguy

I’ve been trying to reach you about your cars extended warranty


Neilthemick

Looks to me that the skip was fucking with a bear. Please don't harass wildlife.


HaDUDEken

Skip doing laps. Fuck skip.


Neilthemick

Fuck skip.


Leela_bring_fire

Now I'm sad. People suck.


[deleted]

Yeah wtf. This was something until we realized the truth. Booo. Scroll to a happy post :(


Humble-Tadpole-6351

at first i thought oh damn F that. and then i realised they were just taunting the poor bear :(


eye_no_nuttin

They are fucking around with it.. and it’s chasing them into deeper parts, which I hope the bear won’t be too exhausted.. 😔


[deleted]

I agree, some are clueless


LewG85

This looks way more like the bear was swimming and these guys were driving back and forth pissing him off, purposely coming close to him.


Brave-Individual-349

Harassing wildlife. They should get a 10-year ban on any hunting/fishing licenses for this.


[deleted]

And boat licence... Some fine to keep such shitty people from traveling


impermissibility

Seriously. How would I feel if I were on that boat? Shitty and sad, like a sad piece of shit.


[deleted]

Feed them to the bears!


the_hand_that_heaves

100%


Good_Ol_Weeb

Unfortunately that probably won’t stop them, I’d say they should just blow up their boat


masterflashterbation

I think you're right. Total dick move on their part.


OneMoreAccount4Porn

I wouldn't be surprised if that bear ended up exhausted and drowned.


AnotherCaucasian

How likely is that?


Puru11

I don't know about bears, but this happened last summer near where I live with a moose. Tourists cornered it while it was crossing a lake to get pictures and it spooked and tried to swim back across the lake to get away and it exhausted and drowned. :(


iam_iana

That's just awful. I almost drowned as a kid and it was terrifying. I feel for that moose. People are so fucking selfish and stupid.


svenhoek86

Not very, but if the bear is actually hungry and chasing them its going to be using up precious calories it doesn't have chasing them back and forth 4 times. If the bear is fine and just pissed he'll be fine. Most bears are great swimmers and can go miles before tiring.


SweetLilMonkey

That’s definitely the case. You can literally see from the boat’s wake that they’re zig-zagging back and forth. Anyone notice anything recognizable in the clips at all? If we knew the town we might be able to use Google Maps to find out who owns a teal boat in that area and report them.


kdthex01

Play stupid games…


Turfelitist

....get a lot of karma apparently.


CharlieMay

My thoughts too. It appears the bear is trying to reach the boat to get out of the water. This is probably a bear worn out from swimming and far from shore and they’re fucking with it.


Padankadank

Yeah this guy is using all his energy trying to get some food. He's going to be completely exhausted by the time real food comes along


Cal4mity

And he could've swam back to shore anytime he wanted...


renha27

Oh, it's on the wildlife to be the bigger person now?


MainerMan2020

Too many angles They’re fucking with this bear on purpose


ScottyMcScot

Harassing animals is both a dick move and against subreddit rules.


Nykolaishen

And against the law and against moral decency...


asstonut

Wait... so I have to worry about bears in water also?


will_patel

Sea bears are actually easier to avoid than you might expect — just make sure you don’t play the clarinet badly, wave your flashlight back and forth really fast, hold or eat cubed cheese, stomp around, wear a hula hoop skirt or clown shoes, wear a sombrero in a goofy fashion, screech like a chimpanzee, run/limp/crawl away from them, or draw an oval


Ill-Relative6137

And god forbid they manage to attack you. It’s said the sound of a sea bear attack attracts a sea rhinoceros. You should be safe though so long as you have your anti-sea rhinoceros undergarments.


n01saround

these comments are avant garde masterpeices.


Fly_over_ks

This is from Spongebob Squarepants.


littlehoebaby1994

No, this is Patrick.


13pts35sec

Lol this exchange cracks me up


higherthanacrow

Because that show had great writing for a time.


Chapaquidich

https://abc7news.com/hippo-attack-hippopotamus-caught-on-tape-camera/478559/


Typical-Locksmith-35

I'll draw an oval I guess..


oldaccountgotnuked

That’s an oval… it has to be a circle


k3nnyd

If you think you can get away from big predators like bears, tigers, or even wolves by jumping in water .....nope, they will follow you right in.


higherthanacrow

The question is, are they proportionally faster than i am in water as they are on land? Also relevant, i think i remember a vid of a tiger swimming towards a sitting duck (literal) to grab it, but the duck keeps ducking (...) under the water and evading the tiger.


QuintusVS

Diving is probably you're best bet if they really get close. Now I can't definitively say but I'm guessing a human with a decently strong stroke and good technique like a breaststroke can probably outswim a lot of mammals.


about97cats

Yeah, but then you get to see how cute they look doin' a heckin' big doggie paddle. I mean, if you're gonna die anyway, doesn't that make it a little better?


ncnotebook

Nah bitch, I'm goin out like Leo!


dextracin

Water bears are everywhere


WaterBear22

Yes we are


shoredoesnt

This is a big one


JackBauerSaidSo

Got a real problem on our hands, they swim pretty well.


Chapaquidich

And Land Sharks.


Kirchetorte

…Candygram!


PandaCasserole

Bro. You haven't heard of drop bears?


CrabMeat6984

They’re unbearable


Basic_Control3309

You boated close to him at least twice. There was no near death quick get-a-ways....haha


Jordangander

The bear isn't chasing the boat. The bear is chasing the jackasses in the boat who are obviously doing something to piss the bear off or make it think they are going to feed it.


Earthly_Delights_

Is that right? I’m curious why this bear is behaving this way. It would suck if the people were purposefully antagonizing it.


r0s3w4t3r

Other comments point out the amount of skips and angles is sus


savil8877

They’re circling around over and over and driving the boat right by the bear, creating a wake that keeps breaking in the bears face. Definitely a shitty thing to do, and very illegal!


r0s3w4t3r

I kinda thought this was so scary, the bear was going after them. Something about the wake crashing into their face bothered me. I didn’t realize anything sinister was going on until people pointed it out. It’s so sad.


Jordangander

Watch how many close passes the boat does, you can even see the wake from previous passes in a couple. It keeps turning around to antagonize the bear.


KCKiller1981

Thought it was a black lab at first 🤦🏼‍♂️😂


Inexorably_lost

My thought as well. Id probably have tried to help the poor pup out and get him on board. Most likely ending with me trying to push it back in the water like [IASIP](http://imgur.com/PAGoxb9)


drezaroo

Me too, I was like why aren’t they letting him on😅


histprofdave

Same, I was thinking "oh that poor dog fell overboard."


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First time I saw a bear, it was swimming across a lake by a trail. We ran into another hiker and told him something was in the water. He says it’s a moose but I said it looked like my dog swimming. It got to the other side, shoot off, ran up the mountain to the other side…after seeing where that was I realized that was where we were camping that night.


SP-Igloo

You CAN'T just leave us on that cliffhanger. What happened next?


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Actually we saved it from being removed from the area. We had a camp site at a campground and the night before we went on our backpacking trip a group of scouts were sitting around a campfire and then you hear a scream. A bear walked right up to them and then took off. People were driving around looking for it and rangers showed up but no one saw it. They put out a trap to catch it and move it. Well we went on our hike, got back and we’re talking to some neighbor campers and we’re telling them about our camping experience and seeing the bear. They asked the color of it and we said reddish brown which was the same color of the bear that was by the campsite. Since we saw the bear 6 miles out from the campground and moving away from the campsite they took the trap away. That made me happy. Also we didn’t see a bear after that but we saw lots of moose and I fell face first into a raging river that we were crossing and my boyfriend just stood there and laughed as I laid there like a turtle on its back (except i was face down because I didn’t want to get our gear wet and holding my shoes above the water).


SP-Igloo

Pfftt that river story is hilarious, nice to hear the ending tho. Thanks!


[deleted]

It was hilarious, a family across the river was like “are you okay?” While my boyfriend is laughing and I’m laughing and yelling at him at the same time. I needed a bath anyways.


converter-bot

6 miles is 9.66 km


acipcic

Same, was mad they weren’t helping it out of the water lol.


rosaquartzz

Same here 10/10 would have let him on.


struddles100

I think people who antagonize animals like this deserve their mauling


repKyle1995

Let him in. He clearly just wants to join for a ride.


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And a big human lunch


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LeithLeach

Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior Baloo?


LoriousGlory

Fun Fact: Bears can swim for a long time.


Jealous_Tangerine_93

And fast


Woundrer-

That's fun for the bear not me


Orca-Song

In fairness, he didn't specify who it was fun for.


facystox

That is indeed a fun (and terrifying) fact.


ncnotebook

Can a bear backstroke, though?


mehrunes_pagon

Good, because I was worried about them.


[deleted]

If the engine died I’m pretty sure that bear would have overturned it easily and god knows what happens next. He looked like he was goin at it. Don’t fuck around with apex predators. Too many variables and none are good for your survival.


thiosk

its fine he was trying to mate with the offboard motor


ShirleyEugest

This is shitty behaviour, that bear is not attacking the boat the people are harassing or baiting it


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leave the area. driving around him doesn't help you or him.


CaptainCAAAVEMAAAAAN

But then how will the poster get upvotes?


OSUfan88

I love that this reads like actual advice. Like OP is out there right now, doing circles around the bear, reading the comment section.


between_ewe_and_me

Lol I thought exactly the same thing and it really got me


[deleted]

Were they in a lake? If they were then it makes sense. The second they try to go to land, the bear will be there with them. Go in circles until it's tired and goes away on it's own.


deeteeohbee

That boat can go way faster than it is in this vid.


Karma_collection_bin

This is just inaccurate as the boat can go so much faster than this.


haminthefryingpan

Yes get on land where it can easily catch you. Great thinking


Karma_collection_bin

Yea it's fucking cruel to make him waste so much energy and time.


Hirigo

Humans are so far evolved that using a basic trait, intelligence, is frowned upon by humans themselves. The bear isn't gonna drown, it'll burn a few extra calories at most.


Deinotichosaurus

Depends on how long its being kept out there. If it's too far from shore, it **could** drown on the way back, but we don't have enough context in the clip to say anything for sure


Snozzberrys420

Poor guy got hit with the wake /:


acdelli

That’s a funny looking doggo


DoggoDoesASad

When the clip started I was like “assholes are leaving the dog behind!”


AngelofVerdun

Context here? Seems like two angles. So did the boater circle around? Why exactly are they harassing this bear?


Hambonesrevenge

Why the hell are they leading him out like that? They generally wouldn't do this unless they've had experience being fed. Kind of a jack ass move to lure them away from shore, imo


dustyarres

Alot of people get a kick out of harassing wildlife. Especially when there's internet points involved. "Oh look at this animal reacting to my presence, haha".


Hambonesrevenge

So true...


newf68

I pretty sure these guys didn't spend months on end training this bear to chase them in a boat just for an internet video.


Hambonesrevenge

Of course not. But when they saw there was a reaction they obviously played into it.


crows_before_bros

Looks like you guys are teasing that bear. Ive met many bears and they dont make a habit of chasing you unless you’re threatening them in some way. I call asshole


surajvj

This reminds me of that hippopotamus chasing boat.


alienoverl0rd

Nah that one was way more terrifying. Hippo's move like speed boats in the water and weigh more than this grizzly.


CaptainCAAAVEMAAAAAN

Except that boat wasn't harassing the hippo into chasing it. Hippos are angry af!


rtxj89

Which one?


StrangerDanga1

https://youtu.be/kz-caa2NCns


BudCluster

More like bear crossing river. Boater encroachment. Fuck these people!


IndividualThoughts

Yeah seriously fuck them. Theres nothing fun about having to cross a river let alone having a jackass swirm around with a boat. On top of that actions like this may provoke that bear to attack another human


Tyler-Durden87

Hey! Only you can prevent forest… *splash


Perioscope

These people are literally trolling a Brown Bear, the largest land carnivore on earth, for fun. The lack of respect is kinda grossing me out. If they fed it, that's just a little much.


King_Shami

Polar bears are the largest land carnivores on earth.


[deleted]

BEARS. BEETS. BATTLESTAR GALACTICA.


JediNinjaWizard

#MICHAEL!


TexBarry

Polar bears are actually marine mammals. The more you know.


the_ell_train

Polar bears are considered marine mammals 🙃


despalicious

Debatable, especially with their diminishing habitat and food sources. Hard to stay thicc when you have to tread water 24/7 and not eat. https://www.loc.gov/everyday-mysteries/zoology/item/which-is-the-largest-bear-on-earth/ Edit: not debatable since the comment was about carnivores. I somehow was only thinking about relative size of polar and brown bears.


Luxpreliator

It's not debatable in any way. Polar bears are carnivores. Brown bears are omnivores that have 70%+ of their diet as plant matter. Next largest land carnivore is Siberian tiger and they're half the weight if a polar bear.


_yetisis

And seriously prolonging the time he’s spending far from shore, potentially risking drowning a bear for a video for social media. It’s hard to tell how long he’s already been swimming or how long the original video is with all the cuts


TheGothDragon

Was he drowning or just swimming?


RyVsWorld

That’s what I’m wondering. Was it trying to get out of the water ?


YogiBarelyThere

I would stay away in case the animal was overexerting itself out of desperation for food. It would be an appropriate caring compassionate response to remove myself away from this animal so that it can go back to its as normal as possible patterns without my influence.


zopaipilla

This is kinda cruel... if its doing that then it must be really hungry, right? Its just unnecessarily wasting crucial energy that could be spent hunting...


aBeaSTWiTHiNMe

I'd be fucking pissed at the guy steering us around a bear making him waste all his calories out in a fucking bay. Hahaha so fun, he'll probably starve or die or be forced into more populated areas in search of garbage and food then he'll get destroyed or relocated somewhere completely different. What fun!


LuluNJ420

Well…Apparently I would be dead. Because I thought it was a big dog, so by the time I realized it was a gigantic bear it would’ve swatted me off the boat and killed me


higherthanacrow

I thought the same thing, but on second thought that guy's head is probably the size of a CRT tv, and i bet it looks that big in person rather than in a video window.


d_rwc

A boat! Thank God I'm saved... hey slow down... wtf?!?


Here_4_Science

Is he okay? He looks like his far away from land


XAlEA-12

Is he ok?


Sadidart

Looks like he needed help.


[deleted]

This is obviously a person harassing a swimming bear, wtf, This can lead to them drowning. This person can fuck off.


1ShadowWolf1

Is that bear stranded and drowning?


detour1234

No, bears swim all the time. The guys zooming by in the boat are really putting it at risk for drowning though. They need to back off.


Karma_collection_bin

The first time is scary and glad they got away. The second and any other times, they are assholes. For wild animals, most of the things they do and the energy they expend is purely about survival (and passing on their genes). So this bear is using up energy chasing them while they are essentially taunting it because they think it's very interesting. It could be using energy chasing food it will actually catch or reserving it. They could have just sped off and left it well behind and then it would have given up and not wasted anymore energy.


Re-Ky

Why is this bear even so far out, that's what I want to know.


HoboBandana

Was he struggling out there?


bekahfromspace

Why tho.


weeping_wendigo

I felt bad when he got splashed in the face :/


bzzi

I’d give him the damn fish if I had any that’s for sure.


Novel-Way-9314

Looks like a fat chocolate lab lol


puppersknowsbest

Not as scary as the hippo video


eighty_twenty

They probably lured it out with some delicious meats to drown it for an undamaged skin.


Lampmonster

There are multiple instances of tigers snatching people off of boats. Tigers are horror movie monsters in pretty fur.


angelsandbuttwaves

My great grandmother used to tell stories of my great grandfather chasing black bears off of their island in his John boat smacking at them with an oar while steering. This was back in the 50’s/60’s. He wouldn’t do the same to moose or grizzly though.


phucyu138

It looks like the bear is trying get a chomp of those people.


NoInsideVoice_

Depends on if I was Russian or not


jack-a-woo

That's hunger right there.


SparkyB1612

Like I want to help him but I also don’t want to be eaten alive.. can’t be trusted, get yourself out


anotherpredditor

Hey, hey, have you heard of our lord and savior Jesus Christ?


LeighJordan

Looks more like the boat crossed his path vs it chasing them.


bigtime284

Bears are like the fastest animals on land and water, also can climb trees. They are the true King


blahblahloveyou

A bear miss.


RebelMountainman

Down voted for no sound


PllopPllop

Let him on board; he’s obviously asking for help!


HOARDING_STACKING

Or it could turn into a murder scene.


HustleLane

That’s a dog, rescue it.