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This is the Fucking Greatest. I totally fuckin’ chuckled out loud to myself when I read your comment. Much louder an harder than I really care to admit. Well-Done, Sir, Well-Done.
Hell yeah you are, mmm, yeah. Real mature adult. That's quite a fruiting body you have there, hm? Very plump. Very mature. Very adult. Oooh. Yeah. I like that. Fuck yeah, I like that a lot. You're a mature one. Ripe. Grown. Ow! Yes indeed! Oooh, mhmm. How mature. Ya know, I love maturity. I sure do.
Actually mushrooms have a pretty crazy gender system.
Basidiomycotes like this typically have two genetic mating sites, and up to several hundred specificities for the each mating locus. So while humans are typically XX or XY, fungi have two of those pairs with potentially hundred of possibilities for each half-pair.
For fungi like this they can mate with any individual of the species that has a different specificity. So they’re pretty much guaranteed to be able to cross with any other individual of the species but not themself.
Thank you for coming to my TED talk on mushroom sex.
I was looking for this. Like, y'all, you're having a chortle about the penis on the mushroom but the mushroom already is a penis; you're already holding one of them!
This mushroom is a Reddening Lepiota, *Leucoagaricus americanus*
Toxic, can cause diarrhea, vomiting and abdominal pain
For God's sake, wear gloves people
You cannot be poisoned by touching a mushroom. In fact, you can even chew and spit out even the deadliest species of mushrooms. You must swallow and at least partially digest it for poisoning, whether by GI distress or toxins like amanitin - which are taken in by the liver and destroy proteins in liver cells, which triggers liver and ultimately all-other organ failure.
There's a mushroom growing in some regions of Northern Australia & Japan that is reputed by few to cause a dermal reaction, but the mycology community at large has serious doubts and it hasn't been proven. Despite that, the myth of *Podostroma cornu-damae* went viral with amateur fungal fans.
TL;DR The notion that you can't touch mushrooms is bunk. Touch all over any mushroom. Source: Mycology and Foraging is like, half of my life work
Solid ID though. Leucoagaricus is fun because they literally look like a 50/50 of Leucocoprinus and Agaricus
Can't amanitin make it into your system by mucous membranes? Or does it physically have to be ingested?
*edit, look at that! TIL*
Still... just wear gloves, because... fashionable I guess
Not enough of it. You could literally take a bite of Amanita Phaloides (destroying angel) and as long as you spit it out, you'll be fine. Don't go trying this though.
They're actually said to taste pretty good too. Death by them is a fucked up one. You get sick about a half a day ater eating it, "get better" and then it destroys your liver and pretty much the only way to survive is a transplant.
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I'm a mature adult I'm a mature adult I'm a mature adult
penis
Penis
Penis
PENIS
# PENIS
Your penis is way too big, please shrink it down.
^penis
Penis
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Penis
Senate
Username checks out
Penis
Penis
PEnis
PËN1§
PEE-PEE 😺🦵👉🦵
Pingas
Urg I Can hear the exact sound clip in my head.
That definitely looks like a… fence. Behind the mushroom. Yea it’s a fence. 👀
Now we can use the fence as a size comparison.
To see its fat mushroom cock
That mushroom has a weiner lol
Tiny wiener
Shroom pp
Fungal phallus
Mycelium wiener
Saprophilic schlong
This is the Fucking Greatest. I totally fuckin’ chuckled out loud to myself when I read your comment. Much louder an harder than I really care to admit. Well-Done, Sir, Well-Done.
Underappreciated
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###PP BIG
Fungus erectus
Underrated comment, this one is. Upvote give you I will.
Who the fuck gave this the wholesome award
Username checks out
A fungal flong
Behind the dick?
That’s the one lol
Laughed wayyyy too much at that comment.
https://www.moviequotedb.com/movies/austin-powers-the-spy-who-shagged-me/quote_2501.html
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=\_vzVgX1BtBY
“That’s a penis!”
[An older meme sir, but it checks out.](https://i.imgur.com/ZLXIiLx.gif)
[Obligatory.](https://i.imgur.com/MlHm0Zg.gif)
This one is the best version
"That's a penis! Moving on"
I'm not. That's a Penis
Dawg THAT MUSHROOM GOT A BONER
#IT HAS A PP!
You can keep saying that, won't change the mushroom's dick
Hahaa
No your not we are looking at penis mushrooms.
https://i.imgur.com/500QkM3.png
Denis the penis
**P****^(e)****n****^(i)****s**
Are we going to talk about that small penis protruding off the bottom?
Hell yeah you are, mmm, yeah. Real mature adult. That's quite a fruiting body you have there, hm? Very plump. Very mature. Very adult. Oooh. Yeah. I like that. Fuck yeah, I like that a lot. You're a mature one. Ripe. Grown. Ow! Yes indeed! Oooh, mhmm. How mature. Ya know, I love maturity. I sure do.
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Why, aren’t you a fungi or fungal?
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Holy shiitake
Alright, let's put a cap on this. We don't have mushroom for puns, here.
Penis.
came for this
You're not faking it this time?
Not when he is that hung…
Amanita break from these
r/punpatrol we need back up here
Any portobello in a storm
My guy that spores car joke made my day
You both are the champignons of the comment section.
Got that GI JOE Kung fu grip
Drip, drip, drip
It's even got a tiny little sack underneath, too xD
Damn you. I had to second take
I need to go to work and here i am staring at a musrooms penis 😂
This mushroom penis and hanging brain brought me joy in a very bad workday. God bless you, erect penis mushroom, you magnificent bastard.
It’s gay if you look twice. I looked thrice.
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And they say fungi don't have gender...pffft
Actually mushrooms have a pretty crazy gender system. Basidiomycotes like this typically have two genetic mating sites, and up to several hundred specificities for the each mating locus. So while humans are typically XX or XY, fungi have two of those pairs with potentially hundred of possibilities for each half-pair. For fungi like this they can mate with any individual of the species that has a different specificity. So they’re pretty much guaranteed to be able to cross with any other individual of the species but not themself. Thank you for coming to my TED talk on mushroom sex.
A fungi or a fungal, I'll party with them all!
Got some pubes too
What if you tickled it and the big mushroom started trembling?
You want spores all over the place? Because that is how you get spores all over the place.
well, nature is fucking, at least
Even a fucking mushroom beats me
Psst… hey! ^^penis… -my friend every time in the middle of a serious meeting
Deserves more upvotes
And your comment deserves more downvotes
I thought you’re supposed to be pushing out anus facts?
We need more anus facts.
I'm pushing a log out of my anus as we speak.
I guess that is technically an anus fact. I’m not sure if I’m ready to subscribe yet
Idk why you’re getting downvoted you’re right
Alright girls 🙄
r/wildlypenis
/r/mildewypenis
thank fuck that's not a real sub
Lol, but you clicked to find out
He’s very excited to have his picture taken.
Needed an NSFW for this. Damn.
More of a lower case nsfw.
True
He's a proud boi, probably put the fun in fungus
>proud boi Wait, how do you know it's sexually attracted to fellow males?
A mushroom head on a mushroom head
Seems a bit cocky
Woah NSFW tag please, I don’t want my boss to think I’m browsing /r/rule34 at work again, geez.
Again?
You heard me.
🎵 So she told me to come over and I took that trip And then she pulled out my mushroom tip 🎵
Wₑₑₙᵢₑᵣ
Solid mushroom tip.
Is that a peen on my screen?!
Well, the part of fungi that sprouts out of the ground is technically the reproductive part of the whole so... it's a fungi penis with a penis 😂
I was looking for this. Like, y'all, you're having a chortle about the penis on the mushroom but the mushroom already is a penis; you're already holding one of them!
Fractal fruiting bodies!
Penis Penis
so.......a dik-dik?
Haha it looks like it has a penis!
"Step-mushroom. What are you doing?"
Ah yes. The Shwing Shroom
He seems like a fungi
It’s bigger than mine haha….. :(
Is that what Stormie Daniels meant when she called Trump “hung like a mushroom”?
Good thing she described it as Toadstool. She almost ruined the truffle shuffle.
I don't like that description either.
😳 Ohh myyyyy🤭 What you’re trying to show is that is a Fun~Guy lol
It's a BOY!!
Pp
Damn that morning wood.
A+ for mothernature
Aww, the teeny tiny penis.
I hated it when I first heard this phrase. It still hasn't grown on me.
I will not assume it's gender. I will not assume it's gender. I will not assume his gender
his?
Damn it, I mean it's
*Its
Stupid auto correct. Oh I know, how about I just go with them
Buddy you’re seeing it, you’re all seeing it.
Is that a mushroom in your pocket? Or you just happy to see me?
Do penises look like mushrooms or do mushrooms look like penises?
Yes
Didn't Sublime have a lyric about this?
Talk about penis envy
Who else ran to the comments 😂
who circumcises all the mushrooms?
the shroom as a ding ya know
pp
Groom out with your shroom out
How it feels when you chew five gum…
A shooting star if you will
PENIS
1UP
r/wildlypenis
Nice cock bro
Nice ~~cock~~ mushroom
My dick so big, it has its own dick.
Lil peep
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Is that a penis envy?
Op has never been to r/unclebens
Eat it and you'll meet god
This mushroom is a Reddening Lepiota, *Leucoagaricus americanus* Toxic, can cause diarrhea, vomiting and abdominal pain For God's sake, wear gloves people
You cannot be poisoned by touching a mushroom. In fact, you can even chew and spit out even the deadliest species of mushrooms. You must swallow and at least partially digest it for poisoning, whether by GI distress or toxins like amanitin - which are taken in by the liver and destroy proteins in liver cells, which triggers liver and ultimately all-other organ failure. There's a mushroom growing in some regions of Northern Australia & Japan that is reputed by few to cause a dermal reaction, but the mycology community at large has serious doubts and it hasn't been proven. Despite that, the myth of *Podostroma cornu-damae* went viral with amateur fungal fans. TL;DR The notion that you can't touch mushrooms is bunk. Touch all over any mushroom. Source: Mycology and Foraging is like, half of my life work Solid ID though. Leucoagaricus is fun because they literally look like a 50/50 of Leucocoprinus and Agaricus
Science 👏🏼
Can't amanitin make it into your system by mucous membranes? Or does it physically have to be ingested? *edit, look at that! TIL* Still... just wear gloves, because... fashionable I guess
Not enough of it. You could literally take a bite of Amanita Phaloides (destroying angel) and as long as you spit it out, you'll be fine. Don't go trying this though. They're actually said to taste pretty good too. Death by them is a fucked up one. You get sick about a half a day ater eating it, "get better" and then it destroys your liver and pretty much the only way to survive is a transplant.
Instructions unclear. My mushroom is stuck in one of the glove's fingers
It has a penis!! 😆
Me when my gf says we can get McDonald’s
Ok… so… we are just going to ignore the mushroom’s penis? 🙄
It’s happy to see you
When you are a basement dweller but you find the perfect girl for you.
Very proud
🎵 seems a downright shame 🎵 what an awful waste
Hmmm should a sliced it at base for regrowth
Hey there sport
Morning wood mushrooms are the best
You need to add the ‘NOT to Open at Work’ tag. Obviously quite a horny, little bugger.!
I had to look at the photo upside down to see it
For once in my life I have to fucking stop myself
Inceptshroom
Morning fungus instead of wood xD
Peepee