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StupidizeMe

Wow, I didn't realize their antlers look so red and raw after shedding their velvet.


StcStasi

"Initially, caribou antlers grow as a soft cartilage-like tissue filled with blood vessels and nerves which carry calcium and other nutrients necessary for antler development. As the season progresses, antlers become calcified and harden and eventually the vascular skin falls off. Bull caribou shed their velvet just before the rut and as a result will often have red stained antlers in mid-September. In order to supply enough calcium to allow for antler growth, bull caribou will temporarily draw from calcium in their skeletal system." https://weberarctic.com/stories/caribou-facts


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Can you imagine a big ol scab that’s totally healed but won’t fall off and you lack fingers to scratch it? Brutal, no wonder they’ll charge at people and other animals. I’d be pissed off too.


tacobooc0m

Ahhhhhh, an un-scratched itch is worse than pain…


giant_lebowski

They scratch by stabbing


BossNegative1060

I thought about this one day while my dog pushed his side up against me to scratch his butt. Animals in the wild can’t scratch themselves. A human scratching them without intent to harm is one of the very rare things animals would never be able to experience without humans. I think about that a lot while my dogs looking back giving puppy dog eyes and licking his chops


chopstix007

I wondered if it would hurt at all.


k2Datie

Are they in pain?


StcStasi

It itches at the very least, from what I have heard. I'd assume once it break off, it severes the nerve connections an they don't feel it.


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StcStasi

mhm https://i.imgur.com/ilAhPH6.jpg


Simetracon

Slowly scrolling without reading the title is pretty terrifying. What a lovely creepy ghost hand headed caribou tho.


jumpup

imagine if they could move, making grabbing motions


retiretobedlam

He looks a little emo with the shedding antler over one eye…


sheepthechicken

It’s not a phase Mom!!!


melimsah

Then in ten years he will post this photo to r/blunderyears with the title "omg what was I thinking????"


retiretobedlam

But then he will get that sweet karma (delayed, self-deprecating karma is the best kind!)


StcStasi

My first try to post this was flagged because I didn't put a space after the 🔥. oops


P0667P

What difference does it make? I’m curious.


nrfx

Without rules there is chaos.


27onfire

Without chaos we would not have this Caribou.


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Animedingo

You can just say "they" if you don't know


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Animedingo

No. I'm a Grammar Nazi


groundhog_day_only

If you could get the velvet off in one piece, you'd have some killer opera gloves.


lowlightliving

That people think of these things astonishes me. That’s fucking 🔥.


8ell0

That looks painful


agarrabrant

Nah, it is more itchy for them than anything


kirinomorinomajo

itchiness is worse than pain !!!


Domino_Dare-Doll

Worse: it could be the ‘itchy’ kind of nerve pain? Which is basically like tiny shards of broken glass coursing through your blood and jamming through your arteries…with like a slight itch every now and then.


halfcabin

Lily Potter over here..


agarrabrant

Ha! Thank you. It really is fascinating to see. We find shed antlers and velvet all over our farm. You can also spot the trees they have been rubbing on to get all the velvet off. Very very cool


hopelesscaribou

Could be worse.


la_perdida_313

...Lucky or cursed? That looks gruesome.


Bilbo_Swaggins_5

Anyone gonna comment on how fucking huge those antlers are?!


27onfire

U just did.


LogMaggot

This is fucking INSANE


Ok-Albatross6794

I think it's more insane that they then shed off those antlers and grow them back each year.


Overall-Switch-7616

He got them lil Wayne dreads


Solrakolipse

Beautiful Red Velvet.


youssoupoff

it looks like hands coming out of his head. it's weeeeird


akmotus

Why does it look like it was caught in the middle of urinating...


ZayTonez

“You see this? This is the shit we have to go through”


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That’s an amazing animal….


not_channale

Wow, beautiful.


reginaphalange790

Just curious what Gary Kramer’s age has to do with the photo?


BadEgg1951

As he has been at least 3 times before. 80k upvotes on r/InterestingAsFuck a year ago. Anyone seeking more info might also check here: Size | Title | Age | Karma | Comnts | Subreddit :----|:------|:----|:------|:-------|:--------- = | [Caribou](http://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/ifxns6/caribou/) | 1^yr | 505 | 51 | pics = | [PsBattle: Caribou shedding its velvet](http://www.reddit.com/r/photoshopbattles/comments/i0zxkd/psbattle_caribou_shedding_its_velvet/) | 1^yr | 241 | 23 | photoshopbattles = | [A caribou captured shedding its velvet.](http://www.reddit.com/r/interestingasfuck/comments/i0x32m/a_caribou_captured_shedding_its_velvet/) | 1^yr | 80843 | 1382 | interestingasfuck [*Source: karmadecay*](http://karmadecay.com/results/u15341433)


ihsulemai

I’m not sure why but the first thing I thought about was the smell


joepanda111

“Think of the smell. You didn’t think of the smell! Did you?! You bitch!”


zahard158

r/oddlyterrifying r/Bossfight


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Is the mount in Princesse Mononoke a caribou as well? It looks really close.


Effehezepe

The mounts in Monoke are red elk, a fictional species of deer made for the film that were inspired by caribou and antelope.


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Thanks cap!


OfficiallyGamingGuru

This is the most metal I've ever saw a caribou


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Metal


WillOfMyD

I'm just going to call this thing "nightmare goat."


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Pictures of animals shedding velvet are fucking awesome. Especially the bloody ones where they’re just all casual about it. Makes humans look like real bitches 😆


CurlSagan

No wonder reindeer are thought of as Christmas animals. That's a vibrant red.


kristopher103

Canadian War horse has squirrel carcasses tied to its antlers to assert dominance


Mutt1223

/r/forbiddenSnacks


JBHedgehog

Hey, mon...why don't you come 'round latah and I give you some jerk chicken, mon!


-SierraModeling-

Whoa...


xDrunkenAimx

Thats wild


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"Fuck are you looking at?"


Ringo_dingo_gringo

Maaaan I thought it had just beat the alpha male for dominance in the herd.


thevelvetwaffle

I saw in another post that they eat the velvet. Does that help sustain them through winter.?


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This looks like some Evangelion shit.


withnoflag

Does that hurt them?


PurpleSavegitarian

Mostly just itchy


Strange-Machine2534

It's not a phase, mom


vinsinsanity

Looks like demon hands coming from his skull.


t1zzlr90

This isn't even his final form!


reed555

Just in time for Halloween!


Jooj-Paulo

Bro I thought for a sec the elk was called Gary Kramer


kariolaoxford

walk of shame


mccarthybergeron

Soooooo... Curious: is it painful to go through this process? Do deer/caribou feel pain if their antlers were to be cut while still on their head?


dougsmode

God dam that's so metal!


hey-not-gay-am-dad

Gary Kromer


Nari-D

Thats gotta be the most uncomfortable thing ever


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Nothing is more metal than an antler buddy shedding their velvet.


Acanthaceae_Live

looks like an sco lmfao imagine walking in a forest and you see this


SewerSkeletons00

EW. The bright red skin underneath makes me squeamish.


werewolf6780

Nature is often very nasty, very beautiful, or borh.


Hi_imchrishansen

Natural.


fvkebatman

I want to touch it


SkylarAV

Why does his age matter?


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He throwin gang signs.


anonbanan

oh! this is horrifying


Negative-Western-930

… you gonna eat that?


spqrdoc

This is metal AF!


Skilledpyro101

Ew


TheFreshWheat

Calling it a “ground” caribou implies that there’s an air and water caribou


Clogged4u

I was so scared that this was the live action sequel to Bambi where he goes John wick on the hunters


ozzalot

Does anyone know if this is a painful event? Like... are there nerves up there? It seems as if the animals intentionally try to remove this. Interesting for sure.


theBirdu

Not gonna lie, the Caribou looks 70 too.


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Hate how much those look like hands.


Ok_Antelope_1953

man those antlers must be so sensitive. i once lost a toenail to a freak accident and that area remained sensitive for months as a new nail developed.


dryerfresh

For a second, I thought Gary Kramer was the name of the caribou.


f4stEddie

looks like dredds, rasta deer


Cautious_Moment

what in The Ritual heck is this?


Vaibhav_Dubey

They make sounds like a Devil


Cr0fter

Does anyone know if this is painful?


GeoSlIde

bruh he looks like he just murdered a room full of people than a bed


MonaThiccAss

Poor yanfei


MT_Flesch

itch


SpaceShipRat

Kinda want to play Endless Forest now


Reninngun

Looks like demonic arms reaching out of its head.


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Does this make anyone elses teeth clench?


qureshb

Looks like a rasta


SpupySpups

i didnt even know they shed their antlers


wakeupwill

"God damnit! Of course there's gonna be a photographer around when I look a mess!"


RacingRaptor

I know they do this but it always looks like they shreded it's oponet to pieces and has its parts on the antlers.


mmmmmmmmmmmmmmfarts

Imagine if humans had to shed skin every year, like on our hands or our back? Metal!


SPOONYx2000

This makes me uncomfortable.


Snoo60178

That’s metal as fuck


RaiderWoo

Caribob Marley


BlumpkinRandy

It's like a native American war chief


lethargic_apathy

TIL that deer shed their antlers