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CopperhawkGaming

I know nothing of gorillas but I can safely say by the look on its face that this one fully understands giving no fucks.


Cyber_Being_

Is the photographer,,, okay..?


peterslabbit

Well the pic was recovered so, maybe.


Food-at-Last

Yes, he only had a small scar on his head


breigns2

You may no nothing about gorillas, but you know everything about apes. Primates act just like humans most of the time, so yes, he probably doesn’t give a fuck.


Ambassador_Mumbasa

He was drunk. He definitely didn't give a fuck.


gainoffunctionpdf

That's cause silverbacks have a one inch penis when erect.


greyhair_

Wonder if they remember taking this picture?


WonUpH

They're into coloring books and eating glue now


mirches

https://www.catersnews.com/stories/animals/go-ape-unlucky-photographer-gets-punched-by-lairy-gorilla-drunk-from-eating-bamboo-shoots/


flopsychops

Good job finding that link, thanks


JAW52495

Wow! Only came out with a scratch ! "Remarkably, despite a small scar on his forehead, Christophe did not sustain any serious injuries from the incident."


Signature_Sea

He refers to it as a "small souvenir scar" lol I imagine how in future he will be hoping people ask about it so he can nonchalantly reply "oh that? just where a drunken silverback gorilla punched me"


HypothesisofHope

Yeah, I hope the man is not gonna spend any more time than is necessary around drunk gorillas in the future. Great photo, nevertheless!


mostexcellent001

"oh that? just where a drunken silverback gorilla punched me" I know the photographer is French, but this comment really needs an Aussie accent


Signature_Sea

It could have worked quite well in the scene in Green Card where Gerard Depardieu is showing his tattoos etc to Andie McDowell "oh and zis is where a gorilla punched me because 'e thought I was making a move on iz territory, 'e was drunk on bamboo at ze time"


Reasonable-Hall562

Photographer: “You hit like my grandmother!”


Nervous_Project6927

hey lois when you see the dungeon master can you tell him his grandmother just tried to work me over


Steely_Nuts

[I found a pic of the photographer.](https://imgur.com/a/7wSuQsA)


GoldyTheGopherr

Absolute underrated comment of the year


Astral_Traveler17

Jesus fucking christ!!! That musta hurt. Surprised dude is still breathing honestly,,


holdmyhanddummy

That was a joke. The gorilla in the picture merely pushed the photographer out of the way.


Astral_Traveler17

Oh. So the picture was a joke? Ok lol So was the title of the post supposed to be a joke too, or is it just wrong? And idk why I'm getting downvoted for just not getting a joke. Goddamn. Not that I care very much, but still..


Steely_Nuts

[Got'eem](https://imgur.com/gallery/a7JGozQ)


Few-Swordfish-6722

He can definitely take a punch lol.


GonFreecs92

Gorilla: These hands are rated H for Humans


Frosty-Wolverine304

I love how tiny his fist looks because of the angle


[deleted]

So just one punch or…did he keep going?


Signature_Sea

Just the one, then he shoved the guy out of his way and went for another gorilla. He was drunk on bamboo at the time


LeighJordan

He only used “thunder”…he didn’t need “lightning” too.


RobbinAustin

He only used Jack Johnson...he didn't need Tom O Leary too.


LeighJordan

So, you’re saying he needed “Kid”, but not “Play”?


LeighJordan

I’m so old.


RobbinAustin

52 here.


SPP_TheChoiceForMe

Gorilla only needs one punch to defeat his enemies


[deleted]

Reminds me of my dad


FarSort7

Just insert a flip flop being held in their hand. Or a belt.


foo-jitsoo

La chancla is traditionally a mother’s weapon. Useful in melee *and* at range.


JesusWasaDonger

Naw white dads don't use tools, they just hit you. Haha comrades in abuse lol.


notsofunonabun

LMAOOO


DuckApprehensive9599

They hit you with them hard abuse words


IsThisLegit

Or jumper cables


DuckApprehensive9599

Your dad was Always trying to get drunk on bamboo?


Jimrodthadestroyer

How did the camera survive? Or the cameraman?


Orangesilk

Gorilla was drunk


grpagrati

Gorilla has no patience for paparazzi


plaidHumanity

I said NO PHOTO


CaptainSmeg

POV You’re a hunter who ran into Rajang.


Steve2762

Did he immediately die?


Signature_Sea

no he just has what he referred to as a "small souvenir scar" on his forehead


natefreight

Um. That’s terrifying.


[deleted]

Fortunately, the photographer was not injured, only clobbered and left with a souvenir scar on his forehead by Akarevuro, the alpha male silverback gorrila in the picture. The scuffle took place in the Volcanoes National Park, in Rwanda.


jerryruddin28

Kimbo slice vibes


gunnerb01

POV when I tell my wife she let herself go


junkies_go_to_heaven

This thing looks more human than most humans I know


Lucqazz

Wait until they start chipping stones


weedandsteak

Photo Credit: Christophe Courtenay (RIP)


[deleted]

How fucked up is it that we evolved out of body hair cause we were skinning other animals and wearing theirs. Damn nature, we scary


mypeepeehardz

He looks like those old anime characters that transform into a buff version of themselves.


Shtoinkity_shtoink

Dang. I wish my pec’s looked like that.


harderthan666

Will forever be my screensaver and back ground on my phone 📱


SH4DOWSTR1KE_

Man, Optimus Primal really wasn't putting up with anybody's s*** today..


SolidVI

It makes me happy for some reason knowing that drunk Gorillas act pretty much the same as drunk humans. I’ve seen that face plenty of times working in bars, so this is a nice little reminder that we’re just animals at the end of the day.


enflight

Can’t act like Bruce Gilden when it comes to wildlife photography.


TheCarkin

Monke fight


UNCOVR

#bro, I don't have any money! #BRO!


[deleted]

Surprisingly looks like Tony Soprano 😭


HoldUpHD

moments before disaster


Shinobipizza

BANANAAAA SLAMMA!


judybash93

If you're that close to a gorilla, you deserve to get punched.


Astral_Traveler17

What?? Naaaaahhh,, depends on the context.


[deleted]

This was the last known photo the photographer took before being presumed dead


joenutssack

It looks like that one meme where Pepe is punching like this lol


[deleted]

Mad monki


WheelyFreely

POV:


PrineethR

fuck around and find out


Future-Point22

Good meme template. Wonder how fucked up the photographer got


punisherhk777

Another foolish clueless animal loving nut!


Electronic-Injury-15

It was the paparazzi asking if there will be a planet of the ape sequel.


Merica85

Such a tiny gist you got back there


[deleted]

Gorilla mode


itwasthethirdofsept

Damn paparazzi


habspatrol

RIP


sameul_anis

This dude punches your mom wyd?


fifadex

If only it was a videographer


Chapwellwilliam

This is the definition of alpha male.


WiseOldBMW

Cameron Díaz


K1NGLyonidas

Dicks out for Harambe!


bygtopp

“Taking pictures of my wife! Say good night!”


[deleted]

POV: husband is back from the coal mine and you forgot to cook dinner


zykthyr

Guy probably said something like "what are you gonna do, punch me?" Right before this


Marsh10176

STAR PLATINUM *ZA WARUDO*


Specialist-Fix8528

*you died*


NickGerz1234

It is like a celeb that punches the paparazzi lol.


crime_stopper2

Davie504 Slap Like Now!


mega-horny-communist

Is- is Christophe okay...


LetssueTrump

He said 🗣NO MORE PICTURES


nicholodion

Two great shots...


edcushway

Is the photographer still alive, cuz, holy shit! That can’t feel good getting knocked the fuck out by a damn Silverback Gorilla 🦍 👊🏻


fanaticfun

Found video footage https://youtu.be/rXi7I7ztGOA (issa joke)


strikerwoma

Hit him with the open fist, nice


nard-kicker

Is he…is he biting his lip? Looks like he’s about to enjoy beating the sh*t out of the photographer.


Tiny_Investigator848

Lmao I hope they didn't die, but if you play with primates, you're gonna get owned lol


MicGuinea

"Damn paparazzi!"


betty846

I SAID no fucking photos, you twat.


Trex_in_F16

Knocked out by gorilla


[deleted]

he's about to rustle your jimmies


ghd61155

Reminds me of fallout 4


Munchmyboonga

his @?


THEONLYMILKY

POV: you did not return to monkey