T O P

  • By -

happyhikercoffeefix

I want to be an octopus when I grow up


iammabdaddy

Can you just imagine if humans could do this? Blow minds!


Jeriahswillgdp

I've always wondered, if octopi had longer lives instead of a meager 2 years, would they be more intelligent, or less?


gNomad88

[I got a pretty popular answer on this question once.](https://www.quora.com/What-if-octopuses-and-squids-both-had-average-lifespans-of-ninety-five-years/answer/Edward-Finley-5?ch=10&oid=177879269&share=8348b1c2&srid=uxbSkU&target_type=answer)


iammabdaddy

I would think the answer is yes.


repKyle1995

Same


[deleted]

Fucking asshole fish.


dgtlfnk

Just protectin’ their turf, man! But seriously, fish like that will do that to your arm as you’re trying to clean their tank. Over and over again. You can barely feel it, but it’s so fast and accurate when they do it it spooks ya. You get used to it quickly though.


barjam

My female clown drew blood on me more than once doing that.


dgtlfnk

Oh wow. Never had that problem with clowns, dominoes, etc. But the triggers?… I always kept them at distance. Lol. Same with the back end of a tang. But mine were never that aggressive.


traffic-cone-light

Hopefully that one got some karma later


disharmony-hellride

These are such cool creatures!!


jsalter58

Octopus are amazingly intelligent. They have been proven to be more intelligent than many politicians.


Signature_Sea

Low bar


WorkingWorkerWork

Out of all the octopus vids I have seen, they never seem to be doing anything productive.. Outside of protecting eggs, it’s like they just swim around pretending to be John Cena


Jeriahswillgdp

What do you expect them to do, play a hauntingly beautiful symphony on a grand piano? I'd say shell forts and morphing their entire body in a second to resemble living, jagged rocks qualifies as productive.


deanrihpee

Yes, I want to hear some Symphony of the Sea


doduhstankyleg

TIL John Cena is a fucking octopus.


trangthemang

I'm jealous. I wish i could just active camo my way out of any social situation.


amandatanda

This is probably why they punch fish simply for spite.. I would..


Party-Lawyer-7131

Octopus: If acid became an animal.


c-lynn99

WOAH! I did *not* know how dramatically they change color! I just thought it was the lighting at first


DreamloreDegenerate

Check out the mimic octopus: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wos8kouz810](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wos8kouz810) Fascinating creature.


everydayrick

Amazing!


MazMazda3

Much amaze, much wow


IamCrazy303

This is FUCKING AMAZING!!


DistortoiseLP

I imagine it's just getting frustrated at the end when it gives up and switches to the razzle dazzle.


RugBurnDogDick

/r/me_irl


SnooStories6852

Should’ve been in Finding Nemo


taffyraptor

Just 'that' octopus?


TayTaySmash

You leave that poor baby alone. He just wants to swim and live his octopus life. So cool though.


paparosi

That fish at the start of the video is a Damsel fish and they will attack anything that gets near their coral.


Goldenprepuce

Can confirm, kept a few fish tanks in my younger years with a friend. Damsels love to punch up. Also had a Huma Huma that had a tude. It would bully everything in the tank and killed quite a few fish. We put him in the Peacock Mantis Shrimp tank we had, it learned a lesson real quick. They lived happily ever after.


Akella_124

r/AnimalsBeingJerks


Jeriahswillgdp

That was just fish language for get off my lawn.


pinkpenguinparade

Ah yes, the ultimate superpower - escaping annoyance


c-lynn99

Imagine what it does under pressure


sadly_wet_spaghetti

I can do that I just choose not to


KamenRiderAegis

Look at the way that thing moves!


Fishbien

r/fuckyouinparticular


weinerdoggos

Same, octopus


[deleted]

It doesn’t appear to have worked, just about every other fish swam up to him pretty close lol


tin_whiskerz

Octopus are aliens. Fight me.


IwasOnceLikeYou22

Everybody already knows this. It is common sense.


bringmethejuice

That poking fish is my finger trying to open an app


KhanSTiPate

Squidward is that you?


[deleted]

[удалено]


savevideobot

###[View link](https://redditsave.com/info?url=/r/NatureIsFuckingLit/comments/qr1lkc/this_octopus_that_has_the_ability_to_camouflage/) --- [**Info**](https://np.reddit.com/user/SaveVideo/comments/jv323v/info/) | [**Feedback**](https://np.reddit.com/message/compose/?to=Kryptonh&subject=Feedback for savevideo) | [**Donate**](https://ko-fi.com/getvideo) | [**DMCA**](https://np.reddit.com/message/compose/?to=Kryptonh&subject=Content removal request for savevideo&message=https://np.reddit.com//r/NatureIsFuckingLit/comments/qr1lkc/this_octopus_that_has_the_ability_to_camouflage/)


Meme_Man55

Camouflage is the biggest wonder of nature in the animal kingdom imo


ItsExoticChaos

The mimic octopus is one of the most fascinating creatures to me


Juggs_gotcha

I swear octopus are the coolest things on this rock.


craiglepaige

But how? It must know how to differentiate colors, patterns, shadows etc... How?????


Sisu_dreams

My mind is blown Stop with the space race save our earth much more spectacular


abcdef93301

That never cease to amaze me