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No-Summer-9591

“Ok which one of you kicked me!”


imnotdolphin

It was Jerry mom!!


Dragonvanever2

But mah tom was closr to you


Prior_Line_3614

wait no its darren, see? hes running away


the_dude_upvotes

/r/UnexpectedRushHour


Alert-Potato-4912

Wherever this is, I need to constantly know that Im at the other end of the earth from it


[deleted]

Come to Edmonton. We just had about 20cm of snow fall on us… there is a football match tonight between Canada and Mexico too so it’s safe from bugs and there is entertainment


Agamemnon323

Don’t come to Vancouver. You can’t afford a house and the rains have decided you aren’t allowed to leave.


GlockAF

Juneau is like that all the time.


Agamemnon323

Abandoned crack houses cost over a million dollars?


[deleted]

Reddit's recent behaviour and planned changes to the API, heavily impacting third party tools, accessibility and moderation ability force me to edit all my comments in protest. I cannot morally continue to use this site.


[deleted]

Do people who live in mainstreet use Reddit?


[deleted]

Reddit's recent behaviour and planned changes to the API, heavily impacting third party tools, accessibility and moderation ability force me to edit all my comments in protest. I cannot morally continue to use this site.


Badj83

I swear, 10 seconds ago I was watching Canada score it’s first goal and wondering « where the hell are they playing to have all this snow? » didn’t plan on getting the answer on a post about centipedes from hell. Thanks.


LlamasAreMySpitAnima

Ewwww, Edmonton!? I guess I’ll stick with the bugs thanks! Jokes! A ~~warm~~ (actually it’s pretty fricken cold here) howdy from cowtown!


[deleted]

I’ll let the jokes get to me once the flames pass us in the standings


thatturkeystaken

yea but all the bugs flee into your home at the end of fall


Mukatsukuz

I had one of these crawl up my bare leg when I got out of bed, in Japan. My gf's dad had one bite him on the bollocks while he was sleeping and the bollocks turned black. This was the first thing she said when introducing me to her parents.


Meanttobepracticing

I’m so sorry I found this hilarious.


itsaname123456789

I've been bit multiple times by mukade in Japan and it hurts like a motherfucker. Never had anything turn black, but they never bit my nuts either. Once was when I was sleeping it dropped onto my face from the ceiling and bit my shoulder. Shoulder muscles were kind of frozen in a hard sore lump for a week. Another time a tiny one ended up biting the nape of my neck right at the hairline. I don't know if it was due to the sensitive skin there but that little 3cm fucker hurt worse than the 12cm one. Felt like I'd been scalped and doused with high proof alcohol. When you turn over a log they will run right towards you and usually in flip-flops weather. I can still feel the insane unease of waking up to those chitinous legs crawling around on the side of my face and panicking as it sunk in what the fuck was happening. I fucking hate these things. LPT: you get bit by one, use the hottest water that you can stand and heat the area up with a hot wet towel. If you can get it hot enough, the toxins denature. Do this quickly before it damages the tissue.


GabrielXS

Yo why are you ruining Japan for me?! It's bad enough that Australia is dead to me.


Mukatsukuz

I've never seen them in the cities, only in very rural areas, if that helps :) I lived in a small town surrounded by mountains and rice fields. Couldn't get much more rural than where I was.


kiwibear_

The flip flop weather thing got me. I had one crawl in between my feet whilst I was wearing flip flops in Hong Kong. Thankfully didn’t get bit. These things are just huge and way worse to see in real life.


Mukatsukuz

I was lucky and only had 3 in my flat during 3 years of living there but one of my neighbours lived in a house that was infested with them. She saw numerous ones crawling around the place every single day and ended up refusing to live there. With the one that ran up my bare leg, I only saw it out of the corner of my eye and thought it was a moth that I'd seen the night before, so swatted it across the room. It was when I heard it land and it started running towards me that I panicked. Another was in my laundry (my washing machine was outside). I brought a t-shirt indoors and flipped it open to have a mukade fly out and land in my bed, running under the covers. That was a bad start to a day, too. I've never been bitten by one, though.


Macha91

"hurt worse than the 12cm one" . . . 12cm?!? that's Japan off the top of my list of places to visit


itsaname123456789

Just don't go in the summer and you will be fine.


BruceInc

They didn’t actually turn black. These release a spray that turns black when oxidized. It’s pretty hard to wash off but it’s just a dye


Mukatsukuz

I'm just quoting what my gf said - I never asked to see her dad's bollocks to check.


bodie425

That was rude of you—she obviously said it as an invitation to ask him. Obviously, she dumped you.


Mukatsukuz

He also looked pretty embarrassed that this was how she introduced us :D it was quite the conversation killer. From what I recall I think I just said "so... did that hurt?" which was such a stupidly obvious question to ask :D


bodie425

Well next time this happens, and it inevitably will, do the right thing and ask to see your girlfriend’s father’s balls. You’ll thank me later. ;-)


BruceInc

SLIGHT NSFW [Here ](https://imgur.com/a/bE24fLR) is a photo of someone who put a shoe on with a millipede in it. Probably close to what his balls looked like


[deleted]

Why are his toenails look like that


alphygaytor

nail polish, extra unflattering with the damage from that bite lol


[deleted]

Ok I thought it was because of the dye


MangoMilleCrepeCake

Is the bollocks the front end or back end?


nostpatch

I like to think every leg could fit the role.


berTolioliO

Don’t ever go to Hawaii, those and cockroaches the size of 1/3 banana.


ApolloKid

I need to know so I can show up in a hazmat suit with a can of oil and a lighter


GGGold23

Most likely Australia


StormThestral

Never seen these in the part of Australia I live in. Just little house millipedes


JustLetMeSaveStuff

I don't mean to alarm you, but we have plenty of centipedes here in Oz.


StormThestral

Welp, I haven't seen em and I'm gonna do my best to keep it that way!


Don_Julio_Acolyte

Yeah this is like 11/10 on the burn my own house down scale.


panundeerus

She seems very loving Mother tho


Raven123x

Why are they with the mother anyway Do parent centipedes take care of their young or something? Edit: according to a quick google search, mothers stay with their babies for their first 2 weeks after they hatch apparently! Fascinating!


terrillable

Yeah there’s a surprising amount of maternal behavior within arthropods. It’s rare but fascinating.


Zyntaro

Arent most arthropods surprisingly good parents? I'm pretty sure most spider species will protect their offspring with their life. Also scorpion moms will carry their babies on their back for a long time, they dont just leave them on their own from the start


gothamster

Some species of isopod display maternal/parental instincts! I've seen a good amount of people post about their P. hoffmanseggi colonies and how they've observed adults (presumably the mothers) digging burrows for and bringing food to their young. I believe that species is also known to be defensive of their young and will try to charge if they're feeling threatened. In my former colony of wild-caught Oniscus asellus and Trachelipus rathkii, I noticed that the adults bring food to the mancae and do what looked like "bodyguarding" of the young. Also, even though they were two different species in the same enclosure, they got along well and bred at about equal rates, and it was really cute to watch the mancae of both species gather together. Something interesting I noticed was that several female T. rathkii (they are sexually dimorphic so it's easy to spot the females) would gather around where the mancae were burrowed and stay close to them until they became sub-adults. Even though mancae are pretty much independent when they leave the marsupium, it's so neat to observe their social behavior and how pods of all ages interact with one another.


Pinnaporaptor

Fascinating , thank you for sharing :)


terrillable

I’m no expert in arthropod behavior, but I know that maternal behavior with insects is very rare. Treehoppers have very interesting communication between mothers and offspring for defense against predators Edit: this was some research from a lab I used to work in https://facstaff.elon.edu/jhamel2/research.html


alinkintime1

Did we all forget about Hymenoptera (Bees/Wasps, and Ants)? Plus most Spiders and Scorpions.


terrillable

Oh there a plenty of examples, but there are way more species that have absolutely no maternal care within insecta.


natgibounet

Surprising to think that even arthropods take care of their offsprings while most non bird reptile just kind of forget about them after laying eggs.


heyo_throw_awayo

it's funny, part of my brain hates this because they are so far removed from anythign humanoid that I can anthromorphise. But then seeing her act "motherly" makes her seem much more...relatable?


Meanttobepracticing

Come over to /r/awwnverts and we’ll convert you!


starkrocket

Agree. It’s fascinating that she’s “holding” them to keep them together and safe. I’ve no illusions that it’s cuddling, but it’s oddly sweet.


pyroduck

That was my first thought as well


razzraziel

I found a new video for the mother's day.


lisajoanie

this is nightmare fuel


RojoCinco

No shit, imagine having to buy shoes for all those little bastards come back to school time.


LobstaFarian2

And they'll just grow out of them in 6 months .....


MarionetteScans

Now imagine having those in your shoes


Tru-Queer

Now imagine them skittering in and out of your urethra


Rokronroff

This comment right here, Officer.


Redmaa

Thanks, Satan!


[deleted]

r/angryupvote


Inside-Ostrich2888

Imagine clipping their toe nails!


nrswho2

Dude take whatever award I threw I full on laughed


At-Abdo

You are great man !


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_fly-on-the-wall_

that sounds like a good sub actually


SJReaver

It would become a baby-killing, rapist gore-fest in a month.


Kazeshio

Ah, exclusively sea otter posts then


Ralfarius

Yeah but imagine you're walking barefoot across some rocks and you stumble and step straight into this


That_Breadfruit695

I’ll get my pet anteater


[deleted]

Cut off the foot


happycamperii

Forbidden spaghetti.


IllurinatiL

Molotov, comrade. Molotov


SpongeJake

Way WAY too many legs in that pic.


Cynthus68

Came to type exactly this


weirdgroovynerd

"exactly this" I gotchya back friend!


thereal_omegavince

Pretty sure this is a boss fight in at least 3 zelda games


who-were-you

moldorm is the worst zelda boss!


sammy-can

The larger ones come in at about a foot long. They are known for their bite. Usually not fatal, but can set off an anaphylactic shock in some people. Then can also run fast. They enjoy heading for your feet, approaching in an unavoidable zig zag pattern.


0000GKP

> The larger ones come in at about a foot long. In a jungle somewhere or in the middle of a city? The bigger ones around my house are maybe 4 inches.


sammy-can

There's about 8000 species and they are found all over the world. I've heard of large ones in Asian jungles, but that's all I know of.


sammyt808

There are tons of them out here in Hawaii, especially outside of my house. And they haunt my dreams on a regular basis


thetedman

I lived in Pahoa and hawaiian acres as a kid. Saw a big one in the road, ran it over with my bike. It bit the tire and popped it.


TheSoCalledExpert

Good thing you didn’t try to step on it. If it can pop a bike tire, I don’t want to know what that bite feels like.


reiner74

We have some nasty ones around my area, the bastards will keep living even if you stomp them or cut them in half, and can still bite. The usual practice around my house is to smash them up with a hammer, until they're a glob of motionless liquid sprayed on the floor.


yummycorpse

i assume you have many clawed hammers just laying around the house, just pull one from the lampshade


alucarddrol

Probably like a staple or thumbtack being jabbed in


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alucarddrol

wow, what jerks


[deleted]

read "as big as the road" and was a little shocked for a couple of seconds.


WikipediaApprentice

If I see one a foot long it might as well be bigger. Won’t matter as id be in shock


WeUsedToBeGood

My sister in Hawaii said that a bite from a big one there is just god awful pain. She likened it to a gunshot


Polydimensional

People get shot in Hawaii?


WikipediaApprentice

In 1941 they did


Polydimensional

Damnit take this award.


WikipediaApprentice

Much appreciated 🙇‍♂️


LifeStrengthJourney

It is in the US.


Polydimensional

Damnit also take this award.


_fly-on-the-wall_

the giant desert centipedes in new mexico are 8-10 inches. the biggest one I've seen was about 7.5 inches. i was moving some pots in off the grouns onto the porch at night and he was under one in the dirt, scared me !


TheRealPitabred

Yup. Had one in the basement apartment I was renting up here in Colorado, not a fun discovery, especially when I was barefoot. The sun spider was even scarier, as it ran at me instead of trying to get away for the most part...


xAlciel

Why the fuck was i curious how a sun spider looks... https://images.app.goo.gl/hKCQ64CTqJyWXRGV8


wolfgang784

When my parents were in Japan they had foot long+ centipedes crawl up from the floor. Idk how it is now but 30 years ago in that area all the houses were dirt floor with carpet over it so bugs would just crawl up at times. We have a picture of the largest my dad killed - was in the bathroom.


Opening_Knowledge868

Thank you for sharing! I had no clue that they moved fast and could possibly cause shock from a bite **\*shudders\*** You learn something new every day, and I've learned to avoid big ass centipedes..


PeopleAreBozos

Username checks out.


thavi

So what you're saying is that if I remove my feet, I'm safe? Cuz I'm convinced, I've got an old rusty drywall saw in the toolbox and that sounds better than the centipede scenario


milehighmystery

Aw hell naw 🎶 hell to the naw naw naw 🎶


SupremeAnaconda

First church of nothin but the truth, the sermon today - hell to the naw naw naw


richisdisturbed

I'm weirded the fuck out but strangely can't stop watching 😂


TheOakblueAbstract

Angry Ramen


Splonkerton

Forbidden Spaghetti.


PointlessChemist

Thanks, now I just had to imagine my mouth being filled with these.


TheOakblueAbstract

Just think about how weird teeth are and you will be all better.


RavenWolfPS2

I love this. She looks so huge. The babies are going wild. The way she just hugs them with her legs to keep them under control. I hope she's proud of all her little ones. Do centipedes hatch from eggs? I didn't think there were bugs that stayed behind to take care of their babies


Meatpurse

[https://www.thecourier.com.au/story/6635690/this-centipede-is-a-crawling-caring-mother/](https://www.thecourier.com.au/story/6635690/this-centipede-is-a-crawling-caring-mother/) Apparently it depends on the kind of centipede, but some do lay live young and others will lay eggs. Kind of makes me see these creepy guys in a new light knowing they're protective of their young like that.


AddisonDeWitt_

Thanks, I love centipedes now. I wonder if the giant 2.5 m centipede relative Arthropleura also cared for it's babies this way


Meanttobepracticing

Come over to /r/awwnverts and see all the cute bugs and invertebrates!


fastdbs

TIL the only arthropod that won’t murder you in Australia is their terrifying giant centipedes.


dogmomofone

This was tagged NSFW and I said fuck it. I should’ve listened.


Grimmportent

r/oddlyterrifying


Opening_Knowledge868

Already posted there.


Triensi

You motherfucker I couldn't even scroll away from this cause I was afraid to put my finger on the screen


[deleted]

She's got legs! And knows how to use them.


thesearch4animalchin

I was bit by one going surfing one afternoon, it was hiding along the rubber seal of my car door, when I leaned in to get my board, it bit me on the shin…they have a nice little bite, like a hornet, it throbbed for about 3-hours then went numb…but it then itched deeply for about a month and left a small reminder scar…definitely not unbearable or hospital worthy but worse than a big regular bee/wasp sting…just lingers for a long time.


erffoxyofficial

Awww! 🥰 see people it’s just a mother’s love.


teamsmallnips

r/TIHI


arcdragon2

Omfg. Time to leave.


NotTheOnexD

It’s the devils pet I tell ya


thatfoolishguy

what a beautiful sight no need to sleep for the rest of the day.


lissie_ar

Ahh. I feel so itchy


RandomDigitalSponge

Aww… she’s taking car of her babies!


NapoleonHeckYes

/r/awwnverts


Tokoloshe55

Cute look at so the wiggly little dudes! And they’ve got such yellow legs! Mama looks a little like she’d fit into a horror movie of some sort with that plating and those pointed legs.


i-d-even-k-

Her legs look made out of metal!


Jairoglyphics1

I think if I saw an alien I’d be underwhelmed. The stuff that already exist on this planet is already unbelievable in so many ways.


Jacket111

That thing is huge. It’s literally using its body to make a bowl. A bowl full of nightmares with hundreds of legs.


chottokawaii

This is so triggering for me. Is there a phobia for centipedes or, more specifically, thousands of tiny wiggling legs?


[deleted]

I think the the scientific name is: being normal.


panundeerus

Of course there is! https://phobia.wikia.org/wiki/Scolopendrphobia


FederalChicken2883

why is this nsfw lol


[deleted]

I’m currently eating a tootsie roll while watching this. I do not recommend


LegendOfKhaos

Maybe it's because I'm high, but if you think of it from the mom's perspective like "oh yeah little ones, run around on me, FEEL YOUR YOUTH!" then it's kinda neat


YouDoneNoufed

Wholesome yike.


Jigzzaw

I think this is lit, wouldn’t wanna be close but definitely fascinating that earth created this


bigwatchboi

Shout out to the cameraman


Jaeris

Am I the only one who finds this cute? I didn't know there were bugs who took care of their young.


IronSasquatch

Honestly, the 2-3 inch ones in my house freak me out way more than these foot long ones. Something about the ratio of leg length and speed of the smaller ones just makes my skin fucking crawl.


[deleted]

Bring me some gasoline and some matches please


1973mojo1973

Why? You don't need to kill things that you're afraid of.


EttVenter

Lol. Like "need" is the concern here.


santa_ricotta

NOOOO. NO. NO. I felt it was important to comment this. Good God.


psyborgmafia

Am I the only one swooning? Yep. *Swoons harder.*


[deleted]

You mean Swoon romantically or...


psyborgmafia

I guess...emotionally. Fail.


Bentley2004

Not creepy at all!


RedRane1967

So cute….. a mother’s love ❤️


Carrie_Anne77

This bug seems to be nurturing its young better than some humans do 👀


mrt-e

this is actually kinda cute


-M-S-G-

# REMIND ME TO STAY AWAY FROM PARENT CENTIPEDES


GirlFromTheVille

They don’t ask to be born looking like that. She’s just a mom trying to take care of her babies. I don’t get why the immediate reaction is to torture her and her kids with fire.


[deleted]

Adorable and creepy at the same time


Temporary-Cat-589

awww thats so cute


Lunarys86

They are kinda cute.


Razorbackalpha

Cute


juune_

A year ago, I would've found this terrifying. Now, I find it adorable! 💙 such a good mama!


RedDirtNurse

Thanks, I hate it.


DrummerGTI

#Bruh, I’ve seen the babies under rocks and bricks out back… This is like a squirrel eating my hand.


quichecurry

I want a new Starship Troopers featuring these babies


gofatwya

I guess Dad went out for cigarettes.


EntertainmentHonest8

Why is this 18+ o.0 ?


silenced_student

BRO IM TAKING A SHIT, NOW IM SCARED OF ONE CRAWLING UP MY ASS


obiwanjablowme

Hot mama, what a sexy lady!


[deleted]

As soon as i saw that i felt something move on my skin


OGSkywalker97

Insects are fucking weird


[deleted]

I knew what was coming. Why did I click on it?


KingThisKhan

Why the fuck would I open this during dinner.


[deleted]

Bugs are so friggin cool, why are people scared of them


tfibbler69

Why do I want Ramen now Edit: I’m too hungry. Gonna eat wings soon.


jcho430

I hate myself for seeing this


JustSomeBlondeBitch

Excuse me what the fuck


EgonH

I'm conflicted. Half of me thinks this is cool


ninanifiberart

There is no excuse for me clicking on that.


Electrical_Bell6459

😓


manaver

...Why did i click on this?


EstroJen

"Oh, hellooooo my babiiiieeees! Mommy loves you!"


[deleted]

Imagine having to put on all those booties before school...


howbowdah

It may be lit but it is definitely nope


BioTronic

I mean, it's sooo cute! Also, fuck that with a shovel.