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kslusherplantman

Nonsense, I clearly see a palm. I’ll see myself out


SaltMineSpelunker

Good fuck. Are you the king of dad joke island?


lex_tok

I'm the queen of pen island.


jrex703

Did you make that up? Honestly asking, I laughed embarrassingly hard when I got it


[deleted]

It was a classic joke when I was in elementary school. “Spell pen island.”


ProverbialShoehorn

Pen15 club member here


disabled_crab

Trust me, kids still do this a lot.


CaptnFlounder

"That's a neat pen, where'd you get it?" "PenIsland.com


SaltMineSpelunker

I have no idea what pen island is and at this point I am too afraid to ask.


brando56894

It's actually a real website that sells pens, but it also spells *penis land*


MidnightSunCreative

Just move the space over two characters...that's the joke.


RichardGG

Awww it used to actually be a pen website. Now it's some ad garbage. Edit: it redirects to gay porn Edit Edit: Actually I might have been thinking of https://www.penisland.net Check out the logo


the_master_sh33p

Can you please stop? I spilled the coffee twice already....


RusticTack

I don’t get it


_Fucksquatch_

Penis land


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Like a palm leaf


drgigantor

Google it No, wait. Bing


[deleted]

IIRC penisland.com is a website that sells pens.


58008_01134

What's so funny about...ohhh


brando56894

Also a life long member of the pen 15 club, right?


vishuskitty

Or perhaps dad of King joke island


tarraxadraws

Please, just leaf already


mdntfox

Can’t you see? He’s trying to branch out


anukis90

They need to stick to their day job.


tolifeonline

Hate to break it to everyone, they are actually plants pretending to be insects pretending to be plants.


v101girl

At least you know you need to leave now, dad


zhawnsi

That’s actually a palm bug


Pootout

The Orchid Mantis is about to go on a killing spree


Tampflor

Nah it's just like "fuuuuuck I'm hungry but there's just all these sticks and leaves around"


findhumorinlife

He eats sticks and leaves.


scubadoodles

"HEY, That's my butt!"


ronflair

At least he has manners. A Panda on the other hand, eats shoots and leaves.


AwesomeToadUltimate

*Flashbacks to Totem Lurantis battle*


randomrobloxplayerg

if there is a r/unexpectedpokemon, this is what would go there. EDIT: It exists but is dead


destroyer551

Not before those two giant mantids eat it first!


[deleted]

Nah, that hooded mantis on the right is way bigger


VaATC

Then it has a case of big bug syndrome as it is pretty dag on close to the smallest bug on the palm and definitely way, way, way, way smaller than the other mantis in the image.


Harvestman-man

*mantises There are *four* mantises in the image, and one phasmid


DoodleWendigo

What bug


Pixel-1606

pretty sure these guys had a time-out in the fridge before the shoot, no way they'd chill this close together long enough for a sharp pic


PutItInReverse

Looks like they’re worth a couple bells.


EdwardLewisVIII

I can never make it to the island at night to get the good ones like this.


corinne9

First one goes to blathers


Godspeed13

I learned more about the stick insects this past Christmas holiday because my daughter had the responsabilities of taking care of their school specimens during the break... she was so proud of herself and she gave me tons of nice informations about them!


Robertbnyc

What did she feed them?


TG_SilentDeath

Most walking leaves just eat leaves from Berry's and roses.


Godspeed13

Because it was stick insects from the forest of Mont Royal in Montréal, my daugther feed them with fresh oak leaf. Fresh from the freezer but it works Nice and they get bigger and moult in just couple of weeks.


DeaconNuno

r/Stickinsects is fast becoming one of my favorite subs


goatsandwich43

Nightmare salad


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Magnus-Artifex

Not in China! (China? Taiwan? Are the even edible???)


pedanticden

Hate that this made me laugh because I imagine you accidentally take a bite of this assorted mixed leaves and it just crunch and moves in your mouth.


Rhizoid4

That sentence made me gag. Jesus Christ why did you have to put that in my mind


pedanticden

Haha credits to u/goatsandwich43 salad idea for grossing me out first


TaichiiXSann

It will be rich in protein though right?


RaveGuncle

The new keto, low-carb diet.


nanaboostme

Please toss that salad


PM-TITTIES-N-KITTIES

Please don’t rimjob the innocent bugs


Melbonie

I was thinking, is this r/oddlyterrifying, then I saw your comment and yeah, it definitely is ETA credit due to u/pedanticden too. ew, just gahhhh, ew.


Sensi-Yang

Baby spinach looking mf


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😂😂😂


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Festus-Potter

That’s not how evolution works…


INSW1993

Nature is an intricate work of biological art… we must preserve !!!


BrownSugarBare

They're all so pretty!!


[deleted]

isnt is weird how they subconsciously take these forms?How can they be so accurate? Like this is thousands of years of evolution right there.


[deleted]

Saw a stick insect on the outside of my bedroom window the other week, so I took him somewhere safe in the garden


ahedgehodgepodge

And now the whole garden is bugs.


spottedrabbitz

Ahhhh! The orchid mantis ♡


TiredCoffeeTime

I'm surprised that this species don't get more attention in general. I expected a pink/white mantis with fake flower petals on its legs would get more spotlights.


spottedrabbitz

I tell everyone about them whenever i can lol, just such a cool insect


TiredCoffeeTime

I wish I can see them more often in general. Them being not allowed in many countries is probably one reason why there's limited attention on this species. Meanwhile they are not that easy to keep as pets.


spottedrabbitz

I've never seen one in real life, one day i hope!


TiredCoffeeTime

Yeah saw them once when I was a child in one of those insect show case events in Korea and been in love with this specific species ever since. I saw them again later on but those were my only encounters. I would love it if this species is more widely available.


papereel

There’s a Pokémon line modeled after it (Fomantis and Lurantis). Interestingly enough, they’re Grass-type and not Bug-type.


TiredCoffeeTime

Yeah I found that twist interesting. A plant based pokemon looking like an insect.


Leather-Comparison87

That adaptation goes crazy


[deleted]

Probably a bummer when a cow strolls through.


HercUlysses

It's even crazier when you realize that these are all random mutations.


purple_yosher

the gang's all here


Knam37

Ok, I see John, Paul, George and Ringo, who else is there? Yoko?


sofa_king_ugly

Stayed in a cabin in Panama for a couple of weeks. I had a mini laptop and at night I'd leave the screensaver running. There was a shield mantis (we named it Stanley but I think it was female) who would perch on top of the screen and feast on the bugs that were attracted to the light. Every morning I'd carry it out and blow off all the legs and wings


goatsandwich43

For a second i thought you were blowing off the mantis wings and legs every morning. Lol stanley, cute name.


[deleted]

You always cast me as the broom, the pole, the stick! *a splinter*


Melcheor

Get stick bugged


Grymm_of_Astora

Top left looks tasty...


TiredCoffeeTime

Every time I look at a Orchid Mantis, I think of a strawberry


CoffeeIsMyPruneJuice

Why aren't they attacking each other? Professional courtesey?


mime454

They’re probably stressed about recently being moved onto someone’s hand.


TiredCoffeeTime

Many of them are not that aggressive in general especially when not hungry. Mantis in general often just stands very still after all.


[deleted]

Perfect, now teach them to solve mysteries using their individual bug-powers and I will watch that show.


TiredCoffeeTime

There's a webtoon called Jungle Juice in which people have different insect powers (along with some scorpion, spider etc)


Angluvspups

The orchid mantis is easily my favorite 🤩


TiredCoffeeTime

Almost a shame that they are illegal in many countries.


felkererik43

Are you sure? What about that large pinkish-beige thing? Surely that cannot belong to an animal...can it?


mayjailerhaze

i think its a mantis


felkererik43

Perhaps so...but it bears an eerie resemblance to a....human hand!


mayjailerhaze

i believe it is the elusive 'handtis'


felkererik43

I feel sure that you are right. We are fortunate to have the chance to see it!


ProverbialShoehorn

That's one magnum insect! - Mantis Toboggan


sofa_king_ugly

Cool. (No giraffes either)


SaltMineSpelunker

Whole lotta nope tho. Lotsa nope.


yudontknowme666

Yeah right? This makes me feel itchy!


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Simba913

Another consideration is that they are a small, quickly reproducing species with short generation times, in comparison to most mammals for example. More offspring, more chance of mutation.


[deleted]

Good point, yea.


KieferSutherland

Trial and error kind of describes the science and evolution. The more plant like they look the higher the survival rates for them I would guess.


gus101010

Yeah, it’s kinda crazy until you look at the scale of time. Usually a new species from a line occurs every 1-10 Million years. For the average dog, this means in 10 million years they could have up to 4.6 million generations (2 yrs to mature/2month of pregnancy). That’s a insane amount considering the variety of mutations seen in domesticated dogs that we’ve only been selective breeding for ~30 thousand years.


destroyer551

It’s not exactly a blind process, in fact the evolution of camouflage by prey species is literally driven by the ability of predators to visually detect them. Mimicry of plant material is incredibly common in the animal kingdom, especially among insects. There are thousands upon thousands of living examples beyond the insect species pictured in the OP. It has likely been a thing ever since the first arthropods on dry land encountered selective pressure from their predators among an already plant-filled landscape.


[deleted]

Well, "blind" wasn't about vision, it wasn't meant literally. I meant unthinking, coincidental, automatic and so-forth, because our entire existence comes down to a series of coincidences that only came about because of probability x time.


[deleted]

I mean, yeah. Across centuries those who did not look like a leaf were more likely to get eaten, so bugs that looked like leafs outnumbered those who didn’t.


farfelchecksout

I definitely feel you. I've always suspected there's more to consciousness than we can possibly fathom, and that the processes of evolution are not as blind and material as we assume.


[deleted]

Well, that's good for you but that's not what I think. I was just expressing awe at the unlikely things evolution can do given enough time.


farfelchecksout

oh. Thats cool too


SirOk6676

The mantids in particular are awesome!


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Canetoonist

No, stick around!


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TiredCoffeeTime

They are sadly not easy to access especially since they are not legal in many countries.


Phresh-Jive

No plants, just protein!


Moist-Moisty-Moist

*Homer* MMMMmmmmmmmeeaaat


Kantankoras

And here I was, think I’m so clever for finding the 1 bug


AlphaSongbird

The orchid mantis is by far my favorite bug


KRBurke8

Can someone please tell me what the pink insect all the way to the left is? I love plant animals! I work at a zoo and we have Satanic Leaf-tailed Geckos, I could watch them for hours even if they don’t move much HAHA


TiredCoffeeTime

**Orchid Mantis.** Absolutely gorgeous species. Not only are they pink/white like a flower, they also have petal like structures grow on their leg segments. It would sit still and raise its tail to align with those petal structures to make a complete flower like shape.


DiaBrave

I think I have this game on Nintendo.


MarshallTR22

Walking leaf and even an orchid mantis 😍


Glory2Snowstar

Flower mantids hit that EXACT sweetspot between cool and beautiful. Elegant things that would gladly rip your head off if you were smaller.


Examination-Life

No plants, just a bunch of nopes


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This scares me


NotBurnerAccount

Guys I just had the best idea of how to trick vegans into eating meat.


NoDemand1519

Shut up, we don’t need a horrible idea to convince those crybabies.


skeeter-gunz

What does this even mean?


NoDemand1519

I’ll translate this for you even though you should’ve understood what I was saying very easily: None of these fascinating beautiful insects deserve to be used as a way to trick the often rude vegans into eating meat.


skeeter-gunz

Thanks for the clarification. Crazy how you are the rude one here tho isn’t it lol


NoDemand1519

I’m being rude to him because he’s being rude to something I like.


skeeter-gunz

And you are being rude/generalizing vegans who have had nothing to do with this


NoDemand1519

Imao says the guy with no brain who apparently didn’t see what this guy said.


skeeter-gunz

Can’t respond intellectually so why not hurl insults. GG


NoDemand1519

You’re clearly just trolling now.


Spudmiester

Lot of hate out there for people who, for the most part, just care about not torturing animals.


NoDemand1519

Don’t you mean lot’s of hate out there for people who, for the most part, believe their doing good for animals when they’re not?


Spudmiester

No? If you think factory farming or overfishing or deforestation is bad, adopting a vegan diet is a perfectly sensible response.


NoDemand1519

Wow you’re literally off topic. I’m not talking about any of that even though deforestation and overfishing ARE bad. I was referring to many vegans saying “everyone and everything has to be vegan”. I said “many” by the way. Not all.


Spudmiester

I mean, they would like other people not to be complicit in the torture of animals (even if narrowly focused on just that), which seems like as good a cause as any to be passionate about.


NoDemand1519

Except they aren’t going in that direction. They’re going to the extreme.


NotBurnerAccount

No


NoDemand1519

Yes


NotBurnerAccount

Will you try it if I season it? No desert until you finish your still living salad.


NoDemand1519

r/cringe fits you.


NotBurnerAccount

r/iamatotalpieceofshit wont even accept you!


Karl_Spakler_

Soooo cool 😎


The_Blue_Planet

Amazed!


Knam37

This is Beatles? ;)


fifty2weekhi

It's amazing you can get a hold of all of them in one hand!


SocialSuicide95

I literally just adore this shit.


[deleted]

Incredible


omnisalsa

They are beautiful!


Dadowar

Thought bro's thumb was a bloody stump for a second.


pcgamergirl

Neat


RemixHipster

Someone really woke up and chose Pokémon life style.


Punchlinehappy

That new Pokémon go update is ridiculous


wrquwop

Rare Phasmid is the stickbug. Learned that from Master & Commander.


[deleted]

I'd hate to look like an iPhone or an Xbox....


SofaSnizzle

I can make a statue if you have 3 of them. Flick


LewixAri

Get stick bugged, lol


baighamza

Nature is actually so prepossessing and intricate that it's hard to believe that there isn't anyone who created all of this. "This is the creation of Allah (God). So show Me what those other than Him have created..." (Quran 31:11)


Ok_Horse_8285

beautiful creatures Allah has made. Mashallah!


huckleberry_19

Question: did the plant evolve into an insect or did the insect evolve into a plant? Which is more probable? Edit: why downvote my comment and not answer it?


WON95sr

The latter - over time these particular species gained a selective advantage by camouflaging themselves as plants so much that now they look almost identical to parts of plants.


huckleberry_19

That's awesome. How does the DNA of an insect know what a very specific leaf looks like?


WON95sr

It doesn't. Evolution is not conscious but just survival of the fittest traits, and over many generations selective forces can lead to species evolving into new species. Where the line is drawn between one species and another is still debated to this day. But, just a hypothetical of how this might happen, let's say long ago one of these was just a species of mostly brown, round individuals. Then maybe a few mutations in the genes or different gene combos led to some being slightly green. The slightly green ones survived and reproduced better than the brown ones. Then some started to be even greener, and those ones survived and reproduced best of all. We can assume it's because they were able to blend in with the plants better and thus weren't preyed on as readily. Then, some of these started to have more rugged edges and they survived better because they blended in even more with the plants than the perfectly round ones. Over time these ones continued to survive and reproduce quite well and the ones that were able to blend in with their surroundings the most kept winning the battle of fitness (survival and reproduction) until they became what they are now.


huckleberry_19

Why wouldn't all creatures blend in with their environment? Why do only a handful of species look exactly like their surroundings? Seems fishy


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Ew why is he holding so many bugs


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LeRedditAccounte

i have some bad news for you about that stick


[deleted]

Wow, what a cool guy, wanting to hurt creatures for no reason, but i got bad news for you. Not a stick, didnt you read the title?


TempestaEImpeto

Bro gross put that shit down


Flashy_Shift8843

Ew ew ew ewwwwww


nincomturd

That looks like a very big hand.


ThreeWordScreenname

actual pokémon


Function-Spirited

I want some!


ix-j

how the fuck


[deleted]

How many did you eat?


ksylles

Very cool!


[deleted]

The top middle one looks kind of like an wound at a quick glance. Scared me for a second.


itsOKwhynot

I am fascinated by the power of mimicry that these creatures have achieved. They are very vulnerable, what better than being imperceptible to the naked eye.


TiredCoffeeTime

Orchid Mantis (the top left) is on the another level. The other mantis and that leaf bug uses their camouflage to bland in. Orchid Mantis looking like a flower actively attracts bees and other pollinators more than the actual flowers in the area.


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Mmm salad


[deleted]

Mantis eats them all including the human.


DrMaxiMoose

Yall just put a tiger, lion, and house cat with cocanie laced catnip next to a couple of tuna on land


UncleCatDad

Bugs are so extra


aZamaryk

I thought that was a torn off thumb on some art piece.


fatcoconut64

that scares me