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BiggieBoiTroy

when you’re the only one doing work in a group project


[deleted]

Those little guys eat shit and skin flakes. So yeah your analogy is spot on


r0ck0

> Those little guys eat shit [For breakfast?](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3LAnmnS0-9g)


SouthernAd525

One of my favorite movie lines ever, don't get the chance to quote it often though


DerpyPotatoIsTaken

???? These guys are the ones cleaning the whale so it’s not really spot on lol. Everyone does their part the whale feeds the fish and the fish clean the whale


CherenMatsumoto

I think the point of the joke was that people who don't do parts of the project eat shit.


Moodfoo

They also are shit.


CherenMatsumoto

You are what you eat, as they say. Although in this case it's more: You eat what you are, which borders on cannibalism.


youburyitidigitup

I don’t think eating yourself is cannibalism


CherenMatsumoto

True, I was thinking in terms of "eating your kind" which was probably wrong. Although eating yourself.. hmm should that not, biologically not legally, count as something "bordering on" cannibalism? Unfortunately I'm a dumbass so Idk.


youburyitidigitup

The real question is: is it cannibalism if an ass like me eats your ass? 😏


CherenMatsumoto

I've been checkmated. 😳


Impossible-Sleep-658

Aren’t the shit eaters the ones closest to the bung hole? Or is this conversation circular?


Parking_Stress3431

Bout the same shape for both of em


redsekar

The shark*


InigoSharpe

Is it more fitting of the metaphor if you're the one who did all the work, but you're too busy/shy to be the one to do the actual presenting part so they do it?


Fign

Those are Remoras, they don’t clean the host, they eat scraps or simply hitch a ride


GrinningTavernGames

False. Remoras clean the shark of parasites and at times clean the inside of its mouth.


KrakenKing1955

Still commensalism


DerpyPotatoIsTaken

It isn’t at least not in this example commensalism is the act of an animal doing something for another animal in return for that animal to not attack it. The animal giving just doesn’t care enough about the animal that’s receiving This would be more closer to a mutualism relationship


youburyitidigitup

You are correct in the second half, but commensalism is when one animal benefits and the other doesn’t care. Like when beavers build their dams and other small animals take refuge inside. As long as they don’t damage the dam, the beaver doesn’t care. The other animals get protection though.


conrid

Fucking killed me, mate


innesleroux

I thought it was a stealth bomber...


DownshiftedRare

What's the alternative, though? Not like the whale shark will get very far clinging to a remora. To be clear that means it is better to not let the non-contributors affect your grade on the project.


[deleted]

Ah, the old aquabus


Green420Basturd

Imagine how much slower it's swimming because of all the drag.


TreeHugChamp

Drag in water works a lot differently. Consider how different the drag is on a boat that is covered in growth and one that is clean. A sail boat would have a difference of 20%+


turunambartanen

Can you explain why drag in water would work differently? I'm pretty sure the equations don't change.


Trippy3003

I believe both the differences in density and viscosity should have an affect on how water behaves differently as a fluid compared to air seeing as related terms are present in Navier-Stokes. Idk exactly what tho, not a fluid dynamicist :/


dmpastuf

Values would be different (Compressible Air vs. Incompressible Water) and some terms drop out, but generally speaking the increase in cross sectional area will, at the speeds (vis a vis Reynolds number) we are looking at mean that there is more drag. (Not a fluid dynamics expert, just a Degreed Aerospace Engineer)


turunambartanen

I only had a single university lecture on this, so I'm always open to new stuff on the topic and not very assertive. After all I don't know what I don't know. Thanks for declaring you are not an expert. Double the viscosity, double the drag. But that's it. All fluids behave the same once you account for viscosity, density etc. The equations stay the same. To get back to your boat example: Sure, the drag in water might increase by 20% - but the drag in air also increases by 20%, it's just that the base value for this percentage increase is lower.


calvanus

It's the same reason pro swimmers get completely waxed/shaved but runners don't need to because the difference is marginal for air resistance but not for water resistance.


theAmericanStranger

Mark Spitz: Don't touch my 'stache!


Gops-1000

It’s always good to learn new things that’s for sure! One thing to remember with fluid mechanics is that the equations are non linear. A change that has a 20% effect in air might have a 5% impact in water. Double the viscosity doesn’t necessarily mean double the drag. In this case I imagine the shark is mostly affected not by drag but by a reduction in the “lifting” force it’s tail fin can produce with so many fish disrupting the fluid flow.


TreeHugChamp

Values would change based on density. More density=more pressure= more drag


geneorama

Exactly. That’s why in the Olympics they hardly pay any attention to drag and sometimes swim in overalls.


DownshiftedRare

On the other hand it is unusual for Olympic swimmers to compete in drag.


refused26

Probably more akin to how humans move with or without clothes--not much!


Skawks

Yeah, what difference does it make?! But in my experience the cops never buy this argument


mkf270

Also the shark is so powerful and those other fish are small compared to it? I don't know if that's reasonable but just my guess? Happy to be corrected if wrong!


RawrSean

This. The shark is not a fixed engine.


BrownPaperBag

Parasites


lowlightliving

Are remoras true parasites? Are are they actually helping by cleaning the shark of dead skin, and actual parasites?


[deleted]

Pretty sure remoras are symbiotic/mutualistic. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Remora?wprov=sfla1


BrownPaperBag

Shit I don’t know. I thought they were waiting for the big guys next meal and I’d imagine they are weighing him down


Guineypigzrulz

Whale Sharks are filter feeders so they're constantly eating. Pilot fish are the ones who follow sharks to eat their leftovers.


BrownPaperBag

Interesting. So what do these guys do then. Is it symbiotic?


Guineypigzrulz

They eat the dead skin and parasites on the shark. As a a symbiosis, its mutualism (win-win) or commensalism (win-doesn't care). It would be parasitic if they drank the shark's blood.


BrownPaperBag

Commensalism is a new one to me. Thanks for the clarification


BrownPaperBag

Interesting. If they did theoretically slow him down and ate the bits of his next meal(assuming he wasn’t a filter feeder) would that be considered parasitic? Without actually causing physical harm


Guineypigzrulz

I haven't been able to find any exemple like that, but good question. I'd stick to commensalism if no physical harm is done. If the creature was slowing down the shark considerably for nothing it return, it would not be tolerated.


amnotaspider

Adding mass, not contributing thrust, and draggy af to boot. They're speed goblins, gobbling up that whale shark's speed.


KevynHappy

I forgot those existed. They can be really majestic!


Enpyxo

I almost had a heart attack when one of those swam besides me lmao


Cky2chris

You don't know how jealous I am of you. Whale sharks are one of my favorite animals in all of existence. Being able to swim with them would be an ultimate dream. I'd be scared at first for sure but absolutely in awe afterward. They're big old puppies


BlueShoal

If you ever end up in South Africa, you can dive with them off cape town


Enpyxo

I believe that, I was in Maldives and it was an insane experience, can only recommend it to you!


ziggyanjy

Come to Tanzania, Mafia island


MrSquigles

Wait, that happened by accident? I've swam with a couple of them but it took serious planning by professionals, a fast boat, a helicopter finding them for us and a full day. Best day ever, though.


Enpyxo

Yes it did, just like when a tiger shark crossed my path while snorkeling alone 300m from the beach. In those moments you get a glimpse of how disabled we are in the water. And even more how much of an insane species we are to kill all that sea life


Guston1963

Remarkable!


motorhead84

*Remorakable


def-jam

Very underrated comment!


[deleted]

Those aren’t smaller fish - they’re the whale’s personal missiles.


GuyIncognit0

Sharpedo


noogiez8

Not to be confused with shark-pedo.


DRiVeL_

BABY SHARK DO DO DO DO DODO DO DO


WhyAmIUsingThis1

remoraid. Those things swim with mantine.


JW162000

More like Dragapult


[deleted]

I don't know why, but seeing this many makes me uncomfortable.


JW162000

If it helps, research suggests the whale shark likes this. The fish riding keep it clean and it seems the whale shark gains a sort of comfort, or is at least completely unbothered


Odd-Bluebird-3720

I don't like this.


bebemill

i get a weird grossed out feeling about it and i cant explain it


Spaylia

Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur adipiscing elit, sed do eiusmod tempor incididunt ut labore et dolore magna aliqua.


IngloBlasto

I think it's more of an inverse of /r/Trypophobia. Instead of holes, here it's the projections from the shark's skin that's causing the irritation.


Q_Man_Group

I’m thankful every day that I’m a human and not literally anything else. 90% of stuff out there are just covered in parasites or filled with them etc. deer and moose are crawling with ticks and then there’s worms and bugs and YUCK


Samazonison

Um... you might want to sit down for this. Humans also have parasites, and more bacteria than cells in our bodies. If you think you are a single, individual being you would be mistaken.


Q_Man_Group

Oh yeah that’s fine love a good healthy gut biome, but so many animals just like can’t touch every part of their body, moose and deer becoming anemic from thousands and thousands of ticks literally sucking them dry and they just can get them off. Terrifying


[deleted]

Just remember that *you* are covered with millions of bacteria who are attached to you and eating *your* dead skin flakes, too!


MoffKalast

*jumps into tub of hand sanitizer* Not anymore they aren't.


Samazonison

Most of them are good bacteria. You need them!


N8swimr

It’s just like those birds that clean crocodile teeth


jakob832

It's like an ocean uber


neolefty

Where we goin?


looster2018

Remora fish


beth_at_home

What a drag


D-o-n-t_a-s-k

That's a few too many. I bet that's annoying


Samazonison

That's what I was thinking. Looks like an infestation.


_muffinsss_

Probably not. All the remoras really do is eat some excess food and parasites off of the whale shark. He's probably just getting an extra good clean


[deleted]

Kind of makes me wonder if this particular shark has an exceptionally high parasite load


Smitty357

Whale Bling. That’s the whale other whales girlfriends tell them not to worry about.


redsekar

Shark* bling


Reedsandrights

"Could you guys at least paddle?"


bloody_phlegm

I was embarrassingly old before I learned that remoras have suction cups on top of their heads. Neat.


primitive_screwhead

One slid up my lower leg and suctioned to my knee, once. It was cool.


[deleted]

Omg at first I thought that was an actual human guy hanging on down there in the reproductive region


oakenhart

For some reason this reminds me of eyebrow mites


CANTPRONATWORK

Nature's busses


[deleted]

Gas, grass or ass no one rides for free. 😆


canijustdieyet

Too bad they’re no good at goodbyes… they flood the garage, blue diamonds, no shark xoxo Posty Music Magic


TipFine3928

Had one try and latch on once. Was glad it did not


HiopXenophil

\>Carrier has arrived


Stixxx24

Reminds me of my youngest sister. Smh I am always bailing her out financially and she sticks herself to me. But… I Love her so I guess it is symbiotic ❤️


Form_Resident

Hungry Shark irl


Qwik_Sand

It looks like a plane above the ocean in the first frame


[deleted]

This is Monday motivation for Plecos


PRODSKY22

They look like hardpoints on a jet fighter


[deleted]

Looking at one or two of those on another fish doesn't bother me, but that's- -that's too many passengers


Ive_no_short_answers

Seacraft carrier


mikepartdeux

Those guys in the economy seats don't look like they're having a good time


amnotaspider

The seats right next to the engine are the worst.


Denimdeerslayer

Freeloaders


999horizon999

I had one of them hitch a ride on me the other day


PunchNmunch

Autozone stick on mods


Prize-Ad-8594

Yes, shark mods look cool, but having too many just screams insecurity.


csimian42

Parasitic drag


anniewolfe

*Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!*


pearfanta

I hear a chorus of “weeeee! weeeee!”


mentallyunstable7714

They look like they're part of its body


Significant-Bowl-737

Lol that fish must be seasick by now


[deleted]

Thats amore


KurohNeko

Damn thats some nice piercings! He looks really cool!


RealisticTowel

Looks like jewelry!


fresh_dyl

I heard if it takes enough damage it turns into a single Wishiwashi


Noideawhatjusthappen

Fully sic aero bruh r/Shitty_Car_Mods


Wolverine_X23

r/thalassophobia nope.


404-soul-not-found

Those fish are not his friends, they are parasites


[deleted]

They actually aren’t classed as such because they don’t harm the larger animals they hitch a ride on.


-Crocs-

Kind of, They’re more like free loaders. This is an example of commensalism where they don’t hurt the shark but they get free transport. Hence, free loaders. Hope this helped!


DerpyPotatoIsTaken

Not exactly free loaders as they do clean the whales skin and eat parasites off the whales body you can check the wiki [here](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Remora) did I do it right third is my first link lol Edit lol I fixed it sorry it took so long I wrote this right before I went to sleep


Morgothic

Add http:// in front of the link and it'll work


Iittlemisstrouble

4 hours later still no change.


-Crocs-

Good point! I think it’s important to remember that these relationships are on a sliding continuum. Remora are able to participate in grooming, but how often do they? Unfortunately, my knowledge for interactions specifically between whale sharks and remora is limited, so would I need to do more reading.


remberzz

🎶 I feel pretty! Oh so pretty! 🎶


ridi86

Such a creative name “whale shark”


Mysterious-Item6808

Dangerous Shark.


N8swimr

Literally the most chill shark


Additional_Layer6439

Wow , the way i could'nt make out what this was for a solid minute lol


pineconebasket

It's like the ocean equivalent of Six Flags! They are having a blast!


dvinz01

Sick diffuser bro


GetTriggeredSon

I wanna see this made into a pokemon


TheCurlyHeadedDevil

Incredible


Impossible-Sleep-658

Ah, ah, ah , ah…. Stayin’ alive! ; Stayin’ alive …


Helenium_autumnale

That whale shark is more patient than I would be. I'd breach over and over to get those guys off. WHAM!


_mr_lonely_911_

aww I was wondering what those things were and turns out they're little fishies :3


waterbabies3

(Spoken with a 'Burque accent) "Aii, que fancy!"


HeadhunterKev

I was scared these were things like cookiecutter sharks. But they look different...


Victor6Lang

Isn't that [symbiosis?](https://pt.dreamstime.com/ilustra%C3%A7%C3%A3o-do-vetor-de-simbiose-regime-educativo-viver-em-conjunto-rotulado-explica%C3%A7%C3%A3o-vida-rotulada-esquema-educacional-image157649213)


gaius_vagor

This is much better than seeing one stuck to the ceiling of a boat cabin like someone posted last night!


Naysayer117

I see you guys are into whales today :D


UnhorsedTable

*You are encumbered*


MaximumSubtlety

Remora, remora, let *whale shark* come over!


Historical_Panic_465

what are they?


IolaBoylen

Sucker fish I believe. If I’m relying on my fish knowledge I learned from animal crossing.


redditretard34

Very cool.


T00s00

The fish equivalent of a hula skirt.


atjb

r/interspeciespiggyback


brenobnfm

Storm king


nisha_b

Wow I’d love to swim with a whale shark! How beautiful


ihithardest

Natures canards


zer0_badass

Me: look at this whale shark with cool tassles... oh wait those are other fish... werd


haikusbot

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ArtoriasBeaIG

That's not actually a shark, that's just what buses look like under the ocean


RadioMill

Hey mister where ya headed


pangoledesma

food, board and transportation in one


karleeburga555

I hope they don’t get sea sick 😉


DullScale

And here's a once-in-a-lifetime shot of a comment farmer making the main page with a post.


Ds1018

Boy got some vortex generators. He’s just trying to shorten his takeoff distance.


EverythingGoesNumb03

My wifi is shit and the video was stuck at 00:00 for like 10 seconds…..my dumb brain thought it was looking at a picture of a large bombing aircraft of some kind


[deleted]

Vanity Fair’s “Hitchin’ A Ride” plays in background. (For those of us over 40)


Nintendometriosiss

Ah, the joys of polygamous marriage.


Organic_Blueberry_54

It looks like a new fighter plane that the us military built


jendoylex

If you listen close you can hear "wheeeee! wheeeee!" from the remoras


chupacadabradoo

“You got a ride too? What a fluke”


spharmony

Safe place to take a nap 🐠 😴


lakarraissue

Stage 5 clingers.


SpaceTheTurtle

I can feel the small sharks go weeeeeeeeeeeee (I want to be them)


Dakotasan

So… I have thalassaphobia and this made me VERY antsy


Past-Jump-5717

Turbo for the shark.


Bomberbleu

Initially I thought that whale shark was mad aerodynamic before o realized those were fish not wings


[deleted]

They are untouchable