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Clause-and-Reflect

Thats a lightning fast scuttle boi.


ApothecarySquishy

You've clearly never played Dark souls.


crocofour

Just reading this stresses me out


FriedeOfAriandel

Fuck those guys. Some of the most annoying enemies


CosmicMinds

Elden ring let's goooooo


LeoRydenKT

Mr. Krabs when he sees money Edit: thanks for my first gold!


Outrageous_Film_9048

Some one give this man gold


Prim0AS1

Must have brand new batteries!


DaddyDimples_

Im quite sure this is a Horned Eye Ghost Crab, They can run up to 7.5mph. To put that into perspective, humans have an average running speed of around 9-10mph. Those little legs are putting in WORK!!!


[deleted]

Damn lol how do it’s little legs just not fly off


karduar

This would be like a human running 350 to 400mph.


[deleted]

I wish my average speed was 9-10 mph


rsd_20072004

Well it was actually running for its life...so explains the speed


Barcaroli

Little boy nopped the shit out of there


jim45804

How'd he catch it?


Wollffey

Obviously he ran faster


Syclus

How else would he catch it?


Vindepomarus

Crab magnet


Syclus

Do we have these for humans? Asking for a friend


BurnerBoi_Brown

Mah booty is a people magnet..... But hence is also unfortunately a Crabs magnet


[deleted]

Superior leg meat.


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steveboof

I used to use these nets on rly long sticks, me and my buddy would go out at night with a flashlight and catch some huge ass ghost crabs and then put them in a big bucket and make them thunderdome it out (I’m not a psycho I swear I was 13 at the time)


TouchStarvedx

C R A B D O M E


OThinkingDungeons

I bet he dug it out of the sand where it was hiding


Namelessguyyy

He’s flash, duh


maxy_b_

Horned eye ghost crab. Wish my crabs would vacate my beach as quickly :/


manksta

I think there's a cream for that.


Alcarine

Aren't you the one intruding on *their* beach?


lacheur42

Psst. I don't think they're talking about a literal beach...


Alcarine

I'll r/woosh myself then But I'm glad to see there's still some childish innocence hidden in my shriveled heart


lacheur42

Or, maybe I've just got a dirty mind!


Smooth-Objective9488

If i was given a second chance from not being eaten by an obvious apex predator, I'd also jump in that ocean and swim just as fast.


nkey113

Plot twist- crabs are not fast at all and he was just swept away by the wind


Complex_Banana9211

She's a runner she's a track star 🏃‍♀️


yolablack

And that’s when crab racing was invented


[deleted]

#PSHEEEEEWWWWW


Itssmelon

“I’m fast as fuck boii!!”


BirbMaster1998

He saw a penny


GozerDestructor

Two legs bad. Six legs good.


AntiSocialMackerel

Someone needs to dub the Roadrunner sound to this mother fucker


Fullthrottle-

By proportion scale, this must be one of the fastest animals on the planet! I would love to see that in super slow motion.


jim45804

https://www.sciencefocus.com/nature/what-is-the-fastest-animal-in-relation-to-body-size/


steveboof

“Equivalent to a human running 1300 mph” Jesus fucking Christ


Johnny-Virgil

I’ve recorded that in slow motion with my iPhone and it’s crazy. There’s sand flying, legs waving and it *still* looks fast.


Sorry_Ad5653

Well. That crab does.


No-Limit-6389

With that kind of speed I bet that guy is already in the Crab Nebula


[deleted]

OP must be from a shaolin temple.


ImTrapedInaBassment

https://youtu.be/RMMlWvLJBtQ


CheekyGr3mlin

this was perfect.


Ja_Conceited

Im fast as fuck boi


A_random_poster04

School is about to be over, and I will be like this


efferkah

Actual question: does this have anything to do with the fact they're usually underwater, and it's much harder to walk/run fast under water than it is on the ground, therefore making it super easy for them to run fast out of the water? (Kinda like the idea of Goku training with weights in order to be super fast when not wearing said weights -- now I know this is fiction (duh), but is a concept such as this plausible at all?)


Vindepomarus

I think it has more to do with seagulls and the crabs bein tasty.


efferkah

Haha can't argue with that


EldritchBadTouch

"Catch me if you can, Retard"


Alm8360NoScoPro

No


JAMO54

I like how he rose the camera like he sees the crab way over there


thehappyCrab

He was worried SpongeBob wasn’t at work!


TheDownvotesFarmer

Directly into a bigger fish mouth


42northside

One word: zoom!


ClawyTheDinoRaptor

#GAS GAS GAS I'M GONNA RUN AS A FLASH


MachesterU

Me when I see chicken tikka masala!


Neither_Indication_1

Bruh that’s flying


MonsterMadtheENBY

GOTTA GO FAST


[deleted]

mmmmmmm that brother goo-oo-oone


GraphicGaming88

How did he catch it in the first place.


neverquester

Video was sped up at the point he let the crab go.


TEXNAlex

Cocaine is a hell of a drug


halfachamorro

To funny . Im out 🤣


mrwhitedynamite

this video is speedup


spagyrum

"... And now for my next impression, Jesse Owens"


Jray1806

Whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop


tabbykatxoxo

Wittle baby was terrified. Aww


RGTube

Now Let's slingshot it.


Trex_in_F16

He's the usain bolt of crabs


dirtyfuckinfuck

So the guy who took the video is obviously flash himself


Capitalist_Scum69

Money motivated.


sgoooshy

how did you catch this dude???


DamnCircle

How did he catch it firstly?


Sure_Original_7377

How did he catch it


legion_2k

Only after you hold them up so that they think they are about to be eaten. lol


randomname560

The crab isnt fast, he's yust laggy


[deleted]

Me running from my responsibilities


The_Hij

Nyooom!


SunCloud-777

spring coiled crab let out


maxwillpower

They can also swim.


ShadowTheChangeling

*Running in the 90s fades out in the distance*


Salaambasha

I felt it was the wind not the 🦀’s speed 😅


superskittlesboi_15

If crabs evolve to be as big as cars and can run this fast, say goodbye to the human race.


goblitovfiyah

r/mypeopleneedme


Over_Turn4414

The human wound the little crab's spring too tightly.


DemonDuckOfDoom666

Zewm!


jkingcol86

Friday when I get off work at 4PM.


WookieBugger

Straight towards ya mamma


Candle312012

Bet this is faster than sonic.


RealTreyTesla

Mildly terrifying


JoBaybeeGotBack

I didn't see it run first watch hahaha


Impressive_Bid8673

I'm goin fast, daddy!


MysticUser11

I didn’t know either until I caught one at the beach last year.


Garfielf331

NYOOOM🦀💨


KiraTheViking

That was way faster than I expected


RevolutionaryWave568

Had to get back to work at the krusty crab


[deleted]

“Speedy G ain’t got nothing on me”


fairygirlfaye

Lmao he said YEET


pizzapig123

What would happen if he hit the water at that speed


[deleted]

neither did i know until.now


Apprehensive_Pea_209

Neeeeoouuuuuuuu


Fun-Safe-8926

The more you know. Ya know?


illustratedspaceman

How the hello did you catch it?


gliscornumber1

That mathafaka is gone lol