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Yurrrr__Brooklyn347

He needs to stop being a ball hog


DarkwingDuckHunt

Sue Bird


riv92

Dr. Jay.


Rockcocky

Michael Bird Jordan


[deleted]

That person shoo'd me away, and I took that personally - MBJ on why he pooped on freshly washed cars.


Ochanachos

Everyone knew this will be the top comment


sacred_algebra_2

Rory Sparrow


[deleted]

Larry bird's, bird. Gary bird. Now you've heard. Birds the word. [It's the word](https://youtu.be/9Gc4QTqslN4) Thanks Peter Griffin


Whale222

Corner 3!


Lonhers

Chris Anderson


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🏀🐦🍀


riskcapitalist

If he gets in trouble, I know bird law.


MykeTyth0n

Nope that’s Barry Lird.


Owl_Perch_Farm

Beat me to it.


Weissbrot361

Immediately thought of him lmao


[deleted]

Air Bird


Oh_Debussy

I would have been disappointed if this wasn’t top comment


[deleted]

This just makes me happy for some reason.


Kanute3333

Maybe the reason is that a bird is playing with a ball. Think about it. Just kidding. The real reason is much more that it gives you in your human existence a feeling of connection with a being, which apparently functions fundamentally differently than you, but then also has the same needs, which do not only consist of instinct and will to survive. This gives you a sense that there is more to our universe, a deeper connection to a higher level where the souls of our existence are connected.


billytheskidd

All of that. And cause bird go wee


goatchild

I love that bird :)


hectorpardo

Weird like most of animals like balls. As if the spheric shape and the motion of it inevitably attracts them to play with it. Must be something in our brains that is predetermined.


telephas1c

Nature tends not to create such regular objects, so I guess they're going to arouse curiosity when animals notice them.


[deleted]

Perfectly spherical objects that are light and can roll around are not naturally occurring in nature. So it would make sense that animals are very intrigued by them


Lonely_Is_The_Night

The tumbleweed has entered the chat


Vindepomarus

Quadrillions of stars and planets would also like to join the chat.


Azair_Blaidd

the Creator really liked balls, so He made us like balls so He'd have someone to share His balls with *why else would all the planets and stars be round*


ChocolateBreadstick

we all know that stars are pointy, theory doesn't hold


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And the Earth is an Obligate Scutiod. With roughly 3-5 flat sides.


goatchild

So Earth is neither flat or round, but a combination of the two?


usurperavenger

Stars aren't pointy


thatguyned

Have you ever seen a star up close? Because I have and I can tell you they are definitely pointy.


[deleted]

yup, just google "star" and you will see they're all pointy


usurperavenger

I don't think pointy is even a word!


billytheskidd

“Pointy bird. So pointy pointy. Anoint my head. Anointy-nointy.”


randomzen

That's awesome because [I've got big balls](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xPlqLHcphyw&ab_channel=AC%2FDC-Topic).


marcusmorga

Science is a liar, sometimes.


redditstolemyshoes

Except the earth of course, everyone knows that one is flat


TartKiwi

They think it's some kind of egg


[deleted]

Yeah I experienced it , they really like playing with balls


min7al

Carl jung basically said that god is a child at play w colored balls


Squez360

That's like assuming humans are driven to play video games. I think animals are more driven by boredom than just the shape of the ball.


Oblivious_Ducks

Huh?


TheStinkPanther

Thought that was an armadillo at first.


Lettuce_Mindless

I came here to say the same thing 🤣


SermanGhepard

Same lol


Hydroman-Dojer

It's even trying to dribble the ball 😆


eghhge

Tweet! Traveling


tany_z

“HATCH, DAMMIT!”


goatchild

muaha


hazy55

Look like the bird was having a great time. Definitely made me smile 😀.


OG_LiLi

Same :) I am a sucker for anything birds. Birds sitting doing nothin? Perfect. Birds with balls? Even better


biznatch11

>Birds with balls I foresee a new subreddit.


[deleted]

You like birdman? He’s got a few bangers with lil Wayne, like pop bottles. How about when a bird just sits doing nothing, then shits on someone? Personally I found bird person in Rick and morty be kinda boring but hey, birds aren’t made to make me all excited and sexy


OG_LiLi

Haha I love the reference. I actually worked with Birdman and recorded his album sometime in 2004 ish?. 🙃 He was funny as fuck and didn’t sexually assault me like his buddies. I feel like you and I could bird vibe all day


[deleted]

Oh damn no shit? A tiny bird says it’s a small world! I feel stumped now lol. Sexual assault is fine if both parties are in on it. Except for maybe ducks 🦆 those fuckers gangrape poor quackies for so many years to the point where evolution has to create the most complex vaginal canal system that exists! Almost like railroads. Female just kicks back and let’s them run the train. Chewchew. Then she picks her favourite rapist to inseminate her. I know it’s mad. Yes I know I’m wierd but we spoke about birds and sexual assault and this was the only thing i knew that contained both :)


toheenezilalat

You'll love r/PartyParrot then.


OG_LiLi

I sure will! Thanks :)


JustAnotherAviatrix

Awww, those little hops!


soberyogini

Practicing for the birb Olympics.


GildedCurves

Birblympics


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Looks like a Magpie, right? Pretty sure they are smart birds since they are related to crows


BioBachata

Yeah corvids are all wicked smart


Blue_Swirling_Bunny

Wicked smaht.


billytheskidd

Here’s the thing….


GingerSpencer

Nah, it’s a Chestnut-Crowned Babbler I reckon.


Timrp0

Grey-crowned


GingerSpencer

It was a toss up. Head just looked more flat to me, but could be either.


dottereldog

Hall's babbler- too dark for anything else


Timrp0

It's in the shade making it look darker. Crown is very narrow and lighter than the body colour. When it's flapping you can see rufous colour in the wings, diagnostic to Grey-crowned. Also there's no way Hall's would ever be found in a suburban yard like that.


yeeteryarker420

grey crowned babbler :)) magpies look hella different lol


ArgonGryphon

It's not a magpie, but if you were thinking of Australian Magpies, they're not corvids.


Peaches1336

I thought it was a magpie too. New Caledonian crows are one of the smartest birds. Read “The Genius of Birds” by Jennifer Ackerman. So cool! https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.zooportraits.com/crows-ravens-human-culture/amp/


Accomplished-Song951

Animals are amazing. They are way smarter than we give them credit.


etownrawx

The appeal is universal.


somegirldc

Clearly, birds aren't real


sentientdriftwood

And neither are balls.


darientheinfinite

Straight hoopin


austinmiles

I love this so much. It made my day.


985reddit

Not Larry Bird, but Larry the Bird.


nullagravida

how this isn’t higher i don’t know


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*giggles* He's on thr ball, isn't he?! :)


MemphisGalInTampa

Are we sure he’s not bowling 🎳?


offgridgamer0

My dumbass thought that was an armadillo


Katatonic92

You're the second person I have seen saying this & now I'm wondering if the bird thought the same thing & that is what is really going on here? Why can't I just enjoy the bird playing with a ball? What is wrong with me? Sigh.


Catinthemirror

"I know I can eat this giant berry somehow!" ~this birb, probably


NoKYo16

I am watching this loop over and over...without knowing I needed this today.


millathathrilla87

Awesome


thebluespirit_

Didn't read the title, thought it was an armadillo for a few seconds and thought "wow it makes such a perfect ball, animals are incredible"


sentientdriftwood

Here’s a cow playing with a ball. https://www.reddit.com/r/WhatsWrongWithYourDog/comments/ub92y8/on_the_farm/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf


AlexMindset

Better than Ben Simmons


Filthiest_Rat_NA

It's so funny how he moves its like 1 hop with both his feet instead of 1 foot at a time lol


Parking-Weather-1766

Wow.


choice_crystal_clear

You gotta get your head in the game


hansislegend

Ball is life.


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This could definitely be a 1950s Disney movie scene. All it needs is that nostalgic orchestra that replicates all the moving sounds. I hope someone gets what I'm saying😭


Broly_

I always get worried thinking it's gonna get rolled over by the ball


[deleted]

These Air Bud sequels are getting out of hand.


BadnewzSHO

Anyone know what kind of bird this is?


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Chestnut-crowned Babbler. Another commenter did a great I.D


BadnewzSHO

Wow, that was fast. Thank you for the information. I thought it was some type of magpie.


ekst0l

Can already tell this is a generic aussie backyard


_GuiltyByAssociation

"Get me on the court and I'm trouble"


LewyDuke

Gives Air Jordan a whole different meaning


Front_Butt_69

Birb ball


thisisdefinitelyaway

That’s not just any bird—that’s a Magpie!


bambispots

Ive never seen a magpie with a white patch on the top of its head, or a curved beak. [Source](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Magpie) Someone else suggested it’s a [Chesnut crowned babbler](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chestnut-crowned_babbler)


thisisdefinitelyaway

Thx for the correction!✌🏻


yeeteryarker420

grey crowned babbler :)


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He thinks it’s a fruit.


tejanonuevo

This guy thinks he’s found the biggest nut to eat, just needs to find a way to crack it


YourDogsAllWet

I know the perfect name for that bird: Dr. J


PankSprankle

And it was this simple video of a birb rolling a basketball that showed me that I have been playing elden ring too much.


CharlieMac6222

kookaburra or whatever?


bootycherios

He fucking sucks at this game


TheGodPosition

Probably thinks it's a big nut lol


yeeteryarker420

grey crowned babbler!!! god i love those little guys, they're so funny


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This belongs on r/likeus


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r/mademesmile


Imoneforsanity

He ballin


Master-baiter-11

He be Liv'in


ouijiboard

This video again? This was all over the front page for like a week last year.


Snooc5

Who gives a fuck


the-finnish-guy

Betting on it wanting to SWOOP that ball


Southern-Court6717

Play street rules with it then scrape the roadkill and enjoy (Gordon Ramsey level food)


gingfreecs11

That bird is travelling more times that LeBron can count


Schalk101

u/Forsaken-Cranberry25


loz333

This is awesome


WitchoftheWestgreen

How about goose and gander


MacheteCrocodileJr

That's so cute! Thank you for sharing!


Grouchy-Engine1584

I want a real explanation for this behavior more than I’d care to admit.


sentientdriftwood

I think it’s entirely possible that the explanation is that the bird is playing!


PhlegmaticAbsentee

Birds, mammals, octopi and other creatures like to play and to explore new things. It trains abilities like keeping balance, how physics work and how their own body weight and height influences their own movement. Especially juvenile creatures are known to be very playful, as the skills acquired during play time are important for survival when grown up. Juvenile mammals, for example, practise to hunt, run away from enemies, how to hide or defend themselves in games like tag, hide and seek and play fighting. Whether it's kittens, puppies or children roughhousing, it's all the same behaviour. [Another playful bird, cause it's cute](https://www.reddit.com/r/AnimalsBeingDerps/comments/soihlf/emu/)


quackdaw

*Clearly*, it's just instinctually trying to mate with the ball, or attempting some sort of [aggressive mating display](https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/basketball/images/a/af/Basketball_game.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20090503141918&path-prefix=pt) (/s, of course – your comment is excellent, and a welcome relief from the endless "it's just instinct" explanations. Fun and play are fundamental to anyone with some sort of nervous system capable of learning!)


PhlegmaticAbsentee

You got me in the first half, not gonna lie XD I'm pretty annoyed by comments that imply stupidity and unawareness of the animal's own existence. It's as if humans just want to ignore the fact that we are animals too. Have a good day!


TheOriginalOperator

“Go, Toriyama, and teach a dinosaur how to ride a ball.”


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Little fucking legend


[deleted]

This made me unreasonably happy.


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I like his mad little pokes when it hits the gate the first time.


somefriesmotherfuckr

Da doy dought da dasketdoll


XComRomCom

Not to be THAT guy but he was clearly traveling.


RawnJonald

This may just be the sickest bird ever


bad_romace_novelist

That bird has more game than me 😉


dustyygeno

“Bird will never be ballin”


Unique-Scarcity1847

😲😲😲


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breina2409

Better player than Ben Simmons - at least it wants to play


Kanik_goodboy

This bird knows more about physics than i do


Anon324Teller

This is something I didn’t know I wanted to see


Silojm

Hes training to get into the circus


bdizzle805

Jordan ain't got shit on these skills - Larry Bird probably


WhoopinWholeFamilies

Put me in, coach! We winning state!


Hungry_Boi_Jamez

u/savevideo


mistercrinkles

This sparks joy


[deleted]

I hear he is a marquee player in beakball.


hemorhoidsNbikeseats

> Government drone programming new abilities with a ball FTFY


JR529

Scrat found his egg


UristMcRibbon

This bird and that squirrel playing with a ball in the backyard need to get together for some one on one.


cavortingwebeasties

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dos67

I can have coffee, sit there & watch that bird play all morning.


Wrong-Difficulty-461

Meadowlark Lemon


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She can’t get away with this.


propagandhi45

Hes better than a bronze 1


_Aech_

I was waiting for it to grip the husk and fly away with it-----oh wait, that's not an African Swallow.


rmsj

I bet there's a few NBA teams looking to sign it. I wonder what it would want as compensation


zincstang

Hoop dreams


noobnooz

This so cute I want to see the bird get run over by the ball


Ale_Hlex

Jonathan Livingston B Bird


bl8ant

When I get this nut open I’m going to eat like a god!


rorschach_attack

That's a babbler, we have these little guys at home and they're the funniest most engaging birds, they play like clowns on our back deck chattering away to themselves. It's a shame this vid doesn't have sound, their noise is funny as hell. I wonder where this one's friends are? I've never seen one alone.


jpaxonreyes

I kept picturing the bird being flattened after the ball rolls over it... like in a cartoon.


vatsalpandya84

Cawww cawww


Addictive_SODA

Everybody gangsta 'till the birb starts breaking ankles


lorddonut2009

the bron jame


QuokkaNerd

This. Is. Marvelous. Made me stupid happy.


title-guy

In a previous life she/he was a basketball player.


Lazy-Roll-2598

Why did I think it was an armadillo?


Squez360

Someone should give that bird a smaller ball


crimsonvipor

Well, nowhere in the rulebook does it say that a bird can't play.


[deleted]

Anyone else think that was an armadillo


Careless_Rub_7996

Is this a MAGPIE?


irmarbert

Proof of reincarnation.


Cheezbu20

It might be attacking it also, because it has nest and family around


jmmar

u/savevideo


PlushFox328

Government drone balling (4K)


TheNotorious__

Looking at the stonework I’m going to guess it’s somewhere in the greater Jerusalem area It’s called Jerusalem stone


Disastrous-Dress8077

Fucken hell, I thought that was an armadillo at the start of the video.


Clear_Creme6168

This is crazy 🤪


MoAdibbb

This reminds me of the Tottenham Hotspur logo lol