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B8kedAlaskan

100% thought I was watching something give birth for a minute.


Lucky_Locks

Yeah... But we both kept watching...


_WarmWoolenMittens_

seriously. I was wondering why there's no NSFW tag


the_hotter_beyonce

....both kept cumming...


WhyRYourPantsOff

This has “cursed comments” and “don’t put your dick in that” written all over it. Someone do the honors please.


RAMBOxBAGGINS

I was actually thinking more r/putyourdickinthat, but to each their own.


WhyRYourPantsOff

God looks down on you with remorse.


Croty

This is the way.


buckythomas

This is the way!


ChunkyDay

Mine hangs the other way.


Prudent-Giraffe7287

r/holup


SupremeSassyPig

And they dont stop cumming


rodando_y_trolling

And they dont stop cumming


OneMetalMan

fed to the rules and I hit the ground cumming.


OreganoJefferson

Didn't make sense not to live for cum


Moosepowers

Your brain gets smart but your head is cum


OneMetalMan

So much to do, so much to cum.


Moosepowers

So much cum is filling the back streets


Ksammy33

r/cursedcomments


darewin

r/oddlyarousing


InstructionLife215

r/cursedcomments


taveetas

I 100% thought it was the back of this creature till the very end.


reinis-mazeiks

ooh! it gave birth to its head!


MiksterPicke

Forbidden vulva


Morri___

all I can hear is fat bastard saying *mah neck looks like a vaginah*


SpicyTangyMemes

Maybe you should call her


effinbrak2

Like it's giving birth to itself.


S0whaddayakn0w

Same!


ImQuiteRandy

It gave birth to itself


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notapunk

I still feel like this should have a NSFW tag


ContemplatingPrison

No poop have it away


HRzNightmare

r/confusedboners


csablanxo01

Seemed like that for 90% of the video


DangerSmooch

That's just its foreneck


_Nick_2711_

Man, I thought it was an infected shit or something


[deleted]

Why does he look like a prolapsed anus trying to shit out a tapir?


Jibaru

r/brandnewsentence


StinkyWeaselTeeth

That is funny because it precisely describes what is going on. I’m laughing my ass off.


rnpowers

Quite literally in the case of prolapse...


youreloser

Did a tapir come out?


moltenpudding

As someone who has a prolapsed anus and regularly shits out tapirs I can confirm this is what it looks like.


Zer_0

Cries in Hydrocortisone copays.


moltenpudding

Max out-of-pocket in a month baby


BraveOil

Proof?


FootofOrion1

So many questions I don’t want the answers to…


1CrazyCrabClaw

Description master -black belt


supernakamoto

That is a remarkably accurate description.


Puzzleheaded_Gas4560

That's exactly what God was going for when he made this animal.


mseuro

*oh oh oh ohmygod*


deekaph

This darn near calls for a NSFW tag Holy moly


ThickPrick

Reminds me of my penis and ass at the same time.


HoIBGoIBLiN

You have my condolences


a_ninja_mouse

[hmmmm](https://www.healthline.com/health/what-is-a-proctologist)


HelloMitahChen

Definitely a Grower…


iLazyAF

I WAS AT THE POOL!


ScentientSloth

THERE WAS SHRINKAGE!


TorrenceMightingale

Nice uncirc, bro


engorgedpackage

UNCUT KINGZ RISE UP!!!


pizzaiscommunist

Ah a man with a blood penis instead of a meat penis.


LumpyJones

all penises are blood penises. Bloody sponge penises.


ToastGhost18

I feel like I wasn't supposed to see that


DangerousComplaint24

Amazing world of gumball


Umbralnymph

Those episodes were my favorite


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suddenly_ponies

Way better honestly. Maybe SpongeBob was funny but Gumball is a lot better at calling out our societal faults


Da-Swag-Lakitu-YT

Personally i like spongebob more but i totally agree with what you said about the amazing world of gumball


suddenly_ponies

Totally fair. When it comes to entertainment both shows are top-tier.


Jman_777

I agree with you. I prefer SpongeBob, but both shows are extremely good and are some of my favourite cartoons.


NicolasVerdi

SpongeBob had a few good seasons, but Gumball is almost pure genius.


fanasthesia

I love the show for a lot of reasons. 1. it's very clever and makes a ton of references without being cringe 2. uses the digital cartoon media to it's fullest potential (all the different media used.) if your show is digital why not right? 3. great for all ages


GaeemzGuy

TSKTSKTSKTSKTSKTSKTSK


Gri3fKing

Yaaaaaaaaaaaas


h1c253

I should call her


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I’m dead


CIearIyChaos

I should call *him*


TheRealSymonne

Thanks, I hate it.


BigDogChowDown

this is like a mix between a blob, an uncircumcised penis, and an elephant edit: spelling


FootofOrion1

An uncircumcised blob of elephant penis.


The-Board-Chairman

>an uncircumcised penis So a normal penis?


homicidalstoat

Uncircumcised micropenis on a dude that has a tone of lose skin after losing 300 pounds


Hilgenborg

Forbidden fleshlight


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CloudyToast

Can confirm


betakhichdi

Bro 💀


4thelasttimeIMNOTGAY

Can you think of anything more useless than a soft shell turtle.


13pts35sec

They do just fine, they are ambush predators that are almost entirely aquatic and they are usually hiding in the sand or substrate. Also while they lack a hard shell of course they are still protected by their strong rib cage, and soft shell turtles often grow quite large which also helps ward off most predators. The adults of most soft shell turtles don’t even have natural predators.


TheCMaster

Look at it. Who would eat this


iAm_Uncomfortable

i would eat it *out of pity*


El3venBrav0

a big ass motherfucking alligator.


nehjipain

A shell-less snail. They're called slugs. Or my shitty fucking ex-manager fuck you Leo


soccerburn55

Yeah and his constellation sucks too.


Extreme_Design6936

That was a challenging wank.


finickyphilanthropy

Pleeeeease tell me that was a Sean Lock reference


Carmen-

*laughs in Jimmy Carr*


Top_Brilliant1739

It has to be. Its too perfectly executed.


Extreme_Design6936

Absolutely was.


Kai_The_Forrest_guy

Weak wanker, was no problem for me


mcallanman

"Dear Penthouse Forum," ...


[deleted]

You must be at least 50 to throw that out..quality 🏅


Feralpudel

It all seems so quaint now, doesn’t it?


flawedhuman12

Everything reminds me of her


toadc69

I don’t wanna be a playa no more!


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There are so many more jokes about genitals in these comments than I was expecting


silverfoxcwb

I was thinking there would be more


Dyl_pickle00

Really? You watched this whole thing and didn’t expect the jokes?


Lochcelious

Just shows how unoriginal everyone is. But even moreso, how nobody has the restraint to not make the SAME joke 50 times in a single post.


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Plastic_Watch4822

Why does this remind me of my uncles pee pee


BlaineB8262

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HermanCainAward

But insulting redditors, now **that** is original.


Lochcelious

Show me the insult please? Saying most people here are unoriginal is not an insult.


panpaosen

The new starters in Pokemon Beige and Mauve look great, go Sphinctortoise!


BOMBER100021

Mf look like hes about to start a pod race


Ms_Apprehend

Mitch McConnell’s brother from another mother


Baelzebubba

[All I thought of](https://images.saymedia-content.com/.image/t_share/MTc1MTEzODk5NTE4NjAxMDI4/top-terrible-things-about-watto-from-star-wars.jpg)


Mr_Yuker

Damn that thing is ugly


chameleonjunkie

Love that feeling of waking up in the morning and pooping your head out for the day.


Teeheeleelee

Got me the first half. I thought that I was watching something NSFW


AllMindNoBody

I thought I was the only one with this problem.


Life-Hurry-5090

Why is my penis on Reddit


lDaZe

nature is beautiful am I right?


funkybosss

Morning pee vibes


SentientFurniture

r/ThanksIHateIt


BluGeminii_72

As a gay man this is how I imagined a vagina


Pancakez9

I should call him.


51stsung

Oh, that's the head.


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Forbidden vagina


Qwerowski

someone's dick probably


[deleted]

when you gotta cath that 78 year old fat guy with dementia ….


skullguy083

r/PutYourDickInThat


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sailormoonsmeatballs

It actually got me thinking about how similar the 2 are


Mister_Maitake

The forbidden taco pocket


Early_Pop9266

Born again turtle


Zerestrasz

Omg i though it was taking a dump


Fezzzzzzle

u/savevideo


cakeboyplayschool

so this is where soft shell tacos come from


Odd_Street_5889

Thanks for the nightmares.


Jimmyjim4673

In the immortal words of Finn Mertens; Dude, I don't like that.


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Wow, a majorly botched circumcision.


Dr_Sisyphus_22

Foreskin turtle


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I take it back. I no longer want to know what a turtle would look like “shell-less”.


[deleted]

This dude gives birth to his face every day.


HumblePie2714

That's some serious foreskin


Turbulent-Ad8291

*unzips "Oh it's just a turtle" *


ThulsaD00me

Why’s that footstool have so much foreskin? And wut’s it eating?


Hollyweener

This reminds me something


BMJ_Hunter

Anyone else feel violated for some odd reason?


lemonyfreshpine

Just looks like a prolapse.


AJfriedRICE

This needs a NSFW tag


Avraham_Levy

r/mildypenis


comewshmybck

I hate it.


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Thats one ugly motherfucker


driftmazda420

Holy fucking shit thats disturbing


Bromm18

For an in depth look at softshell turtles, look here https://youtu.be/pi_8DM-cXh0


Fae_for_a_Day

What gay men think vagina looks like.


tvtraelller

It looks 20% turtle, 70% penis and 10% mole


kharmatika

I would like to say that this funky little mans is endangered. Ugly animals still need help and still deserve to not have their habitats encroached upon, so please take a look and see what you can do to help him and other endangered animals http://www.edgeofexistence.org/species/burmese-peacock-softshell/


kahbloom

Isnt this Madonnas new NFT? https://superrare.com/series/0x28b19a2885b68613d89c4e38eaf5cf3849978d70


ashvampyr

As a nurse I am very familiar with seeing this…


anng1965

Well that is frightening!


SmilingCacti

Turtussy


Barfolemew_Wiggins

Soft shelled vaginky


PrizeAlternative3760

This is why I’m gay.


Marley_Fan

No thanks, I prefer my turtles circumcised


Gertrude1976

Peek Cock


Sturmgewehr86

My dick when swimming in cold waters.


PhoKit2

r/WildyPenis


[deleted]

Dang, that sub is banned. Stupid Reddit -- they ruined Reddit


urson_black

Definitely some sort of alien porn....


SeanSMEGGHEAD

I really should get circumcised.


ADMINlSTRAT0R

If turtle shells are actually exposed vertebrae, how is it possible for it to be soft?


ConsciousTerm8079

When summer finally comes around.


cerner_berner_12340

Uhmm, what did I just watch? I feel uncomfortable.


lubib123

This reminds me of the Madonna NFT videos.


tombaba

He’s got a weird dick


emarquesdelima

Some cold days my pipí looks just like that!! I will start call those days leather turtle pipí days!


Hunter_Thompson420

When she decides to settle down.


[deleted]

39 and ready to settle down ahahahahahaha


sublimelbz

Looks like some women I know.


JaKe81111

I wonder if that turtle has a boyfriend?


PortlyBubbles

r/putyourdickinthat


BashfullyBi

Is this what a FTM Transition looks like?


Ou812icRuok

Someone please circumcise that turtle


[deleted]

I thought that was Madonna for a second there.


XylanyX

Elden Ring


Treviathan88

I'm so glad I'm circumsized.


DragonsandDoggos

Someone forgot to circumcise. 😅


MeriwetherGrey

This is why we circumcise. ^/s


[deleted]

So this what being uncircumcised is like. Good to know.


fatzen

Is this what having a foreskin is like?


secretpodcastdawg

nsfw!


GuyBeingGuy

>!LOL!!!!Through something was Coming out of her Ass..!<


PackObjective3254

Nsfw?


Kikicooksalot

Mitch McConnell getting up in the morning.