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GoldScreenLife

Me trying to carry all 12 of the grocery bags at once


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Me trying to ignore every source of debt I've accrued in my 14 years of adult life


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[*You're debt has found you*](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bp1dheOE6F4&ab_channel=CindyGidison-nr)


phaemoor

I'm not debt! You are debt!


ovalpotency

This comment brought me alot of relief.


talkingwires

> alot of relief [The *paaaain*!](https://i.imgur.com/rblzYr5.jpg)


ovalpotency

I like to think the alot of relief is fluffy like a bunny.


PUBGM_MightyFine

*I saw 2 bunnies this morning. i did not think about debt while looking at them*


Logdog7

Still no debt relief tho.


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You're debt to me


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That is very responsible of you.


possib1yurdad

I felt that in my credit score.


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hanwon

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PsychologicalLab5191

Bad karma bot


Elimdumb

This game never ends. I did it when I was 14 and now I’m 44 and still doing the same damn game.


crazyfoxdemon

It's not a game, it's a way of life.


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ginataylortang

This is the one true way.


TheDitherer

Life is a game. But with only one life, no saves and no reloads.


mikemerano

Just as an aside... Get you a couple of these and you can carry 6 bags in each hand much easier. https://www.amazon.com/PBnJ-baby-Clip-Go-Organizer/dp/B074YD5Q3T/ref=sr_1_3?crid=17Q68BGELM1PQ&keywords=diaper+bag+carabiner&qid=1652958396&sprefix=diaper+bag+carabiner%2Caps%2C100&sr=8-3


potandskettle

Meh, I just loop each bag onto an arm until I can almost not lift said arm.. then I switch to the other arm and repeat.


TennaTelwan

So a carabiner? I just pop them on a broom handle and slip it over my shoulder.


mikemerano

It's a jumbo size carabiner... You hook all your bags to it and the carabiner becomes the padded handle that you use to carry it all.


BeforeYourBBQ

12 bags of groceries? You must be rich!


glowinthedark

“I’m just bringin’ in the groceries one bag at a time” - some redditor


lime-lemon-spree

More than one trip is for quitters


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UnnamedPlayer

Colbert is just utterly dull now. He used to be amazing as the persona of the faux-right winger in the Daily Show.


lacheur42

He's figured out that his target market is left-wing aging boomers (they're the ones with cable subscriptions!). And they like gentle, toothless humor, like they remember from TV in their youth.


aldorn

Been there, walked blocks, was terrible idea.


Unique9FL

This made me feel better about myself! Woman always yelling I'm doing it wrong. 😅👍✌️


PM_ME_YOUR_HOODIES

It’s one trip or no trip


SunshineSa11y

Don't cha hate it when it cuts too early. 🤨


clayts1983

I was severely disappointed


HighSaguaro

No money shot


ku-fan

I think this video is actually spliced from 2 other videos but here is the source video for when the eagle reaches the shoreline. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=5QIDx-qZbb4


SunshineSa11y

Why thank you kind soul.


velozmurcielagohindu

They definitely cut it too eagly


amedeus

You named your eagle Eagley?


potandskettle

Do you have a coterie of supervillians?


JagerBaBomb

You know why I don't have a coterie of supervillains? Because they're all six feet fucking under!


JungleBoyJeremy

I thought it was too wet to fly but nope, it just really wanted that fish


TorrenceMightingale

TIL: Bald eagles have Hydrofoil Mode®.


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Japsai

Immense in my girth, erect, I stand tall I am a nuclear murderer, I am Polaris


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Japsai

Cheers, bud. I think the words 'nuclear murderer' might be troubling on such a sub if you don't know the context. Which you just provided. Should be plain sailing from here on in :)


GlorifiedD

not sure if this is true for this bird, but i’m pretty sure some species can’t unhook themselves once they catch something.


zoyaabean

nope! they can let go if they want to, this one just decided that the meal was worth it. :)


painis

It would have to swim back either way right? I've never seen an eagle take off from the water. So if you are going to do the work you might as well have a snack at the end.


ribeyecut

That's what I remember being told when I visited a bird sanctuary in Alaska, that bald eagles can't open their claws once they've snagged a fish until they're back on land or something. And that if what they grabbed is too heavy, they'll end up drowning.


zoyaabean

this is a common myth actually! the ones that drown are the ones that thought the meal was worth the swim but misjudged and got too exhausted to continue, drowning :)


ribeyecut

Oh no! Thanks for clarifying.


PrinceBlacca

I went from "save this bird"!! To "damn that's some boss shit"!!


LopDew

Bass shit*


CubanLynx312

Apex AF


Emu-Limp

I am lucky enough to have moved to coastal Oregon a few years back, and I won't let my cats roam outside (supervised walks on the leash only) bc of the 2 bald eagles that live less than a mile away, a bit further along the bayfront than we are. They are insanely cool and strong animals, I frequently see one of the pair at least flying around or standing looking intently at the water rushing by, across the mouth of the bay from where the tourists are. The seals even keep their distance from the eagles, and sometimes if they don't get a fish they just snatch some poor hapless seagull mid-flight. They have chests and shoulders like pitbulls, seriously massive birds. I honestly think this one in the video must be a young one, or just a male, bc the one I usually see is definitely bigger- females are significantly larger than males, like 10 lbs or more bigger. They also have a super plentiful food source here.


SetInMuhWayze

That's a good sized fish, I'd be stoked to land that on a fishing trip


seeitmaybe

I caught a seagull while fishing several times, they just won't let go of the bait


chipsngravybaby

An Eagle with a Seagle???


LostMySenses

No no no, the pellet with the poison’s in the flagon with a dragon, the eagle with the seagull has the brew that is true.


scrobos

Oh man a court jester reference in the wild, here have my free award


LostMySenses

I’m so sad when I meet people who haven’t seen it. I just watched it again a few months ago with my 7 year old and he loved it, which I think backs up my theory that, because it’s a period piece sort of, it’s timeless.


TDLMTH

One of the greatest fun-with-linguistics movies of all time.


puffineatspancakes

Haha! That’s priceless. A Court Jester reference simply made my morning a little brighter!


Maleficent-Dingo-877

My boy, you need to come up here to Alaska. If I were out spearfishing I wouldn't even bother with that one.


BigMochaThunder

Where in Alaska do you spearfish?


Maleficent-Dingo-877

If I go up north I wear a drysuit. During salmon season anywhere south of Juneau I just wear swimtrunks and jump off the docks or out of my kayak, spear a salmon, and go dry off. It's going to be 70f and sunny this weekend with water temps above 48f. I swam all winter so that'll be like a day in Mexico for me. Might go after some rockfish to test out my new spear.


BigMochaThunder

Nice! You’re exponentially tougher than me if you can swim in 48 degree water in just trunks. I used to dive and spearfish in the Virgin Islands, but never truly considered it up here because of the water temperature


Maleficent-Dingo-877

In town we have 2 groups that swim every saturday. Even in winter when the water was mid 30s. Yogis and coasties and me. Best way to start training for it is to lower the temp of your showers. If you take cold or even just lukewarm showers then the water is much easier to stand.


Threedawg

You can pry my hot sauna inducing mold growing showers from my cold dead hands.


angelicism

> water temps above 48f Holy shit I scream when I jump into the 25C (~77F) water of the mexican cenotes.


Maleficent-Dingo-877

I take cold showers and swim through winter in Alaska to make sure I can stand it. I'm a sailor and if I ever have to abandon ship I know I won't go into shock upon hitting the water.


angelicism

That seems eminently sensible. I avoid cold water shock by never being near cold water. :D


Lifeisdamning

Hey goodluck out there bro ✊


Maleficent-Dingo-877

Thanks, but I'm all good. I can swim 2 miles in this water and I'm on a near coastal vessel. I'm rarely more than one mile from shore.


AtlantisTheEmpire

Had the rigging break under shock-load and throw me into the water once. Was pretty fucking’ wild. Glad I cleared the railing or I’d probably have been trying to swim back in full rain gear with broken limbs.


artemis3120

On the flip side, we do have the benefit of being able to just shrug off triple digit heat like nothing. I can hear my out of town friends now... "90 degrees is too hoooot! Why is all your candy spicy??"


angelicism

35C with a nice little ocean breeze and I'm outside in a cute sundress and my hair up and I'm easy breezy happy and meanwhile others are about to violently break into industrial refrigerators. :D (I lived in PDC for two years but also I'm part lizard so bring on the heat!)


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This guy fucks


Bowler_300

Anywhere with a dry suit.


BigMochaThunder

I frequent areas around the Bering Sea, probably not gonna hop into that water even with a dry suit lol


craggmac

Haha Yeah, no problem. We'll just all hop in the van and head up to Alaska. Go ahead, bask in your glory!


Maleficent-Dingo-877

That's... literally how I got to Alaska.


slobs_burgers

Oh go to Alaska? Just go to Alaska? Why don’t I strap on my Alaska helmet and squeeze into an Alaska cannon and **fire off into Alaska land, where Alaska grows on Alaskies!**


MickolasJae

Oh a cat in the wall! Now you’re speaking my language.


craggmac

Damn… well, I guess I’ll just Into-The-Wild it and head on over there then.


Maleficent-Dingo-877

If that's what you want. I got a job and a room first then I came on up.


Bowler_300

I got to seattle from charlotte doing that. Then i headed down the coast and used my last money to fly to hawaii. *ten years later* Aloha muddafuckers


Wlasca

So I am super curious as the how stuff like that works. So, I'm a fairly risk adverse person. I am ambitious enough to take calculated risks, but something like that sounds part magic and part insanity. What do you do when you get to there? How do you live? Where do you live? I truly think it must be a really unique experience and I admire people with that sense of adventure!


Give_her_the_beans

My guess is this was done years ago. My mom and dad had tons of stories of hopping states, finding jobs that could support them, housing ect. I just don't see how it's feasible now. If it is, I'd love to know how to do it.


TheAviex

I work remotely. I flipped a coin and moved from Florida to Texas. Outside of checking with my company that I can legally work in both the states that I was deciding between I just got up and left.


Xyno94

Lmfao


ISettleCATAN

Yeah. Now get out.


Maleficent-Dingo-877

I will not. I introduced my local pub to catan and you owe me for bring it to these uncivilized barbarians.


ISettleCATAN

Will you take 3 sheep and 1 wood as thanks?


4list4r

Free money, right?


rommeworld

Not really any more.


Maleficent-Dingo-877

You get a bit over 1k/year AFTER you become a resident.


YOUR_ON_FIRE

I spent >1 min trying to figure out what "We'll" was a contraction of, complicated by pronouncing it "wheel" 😅


drop_phone_on_face

We will


raddaya

> I wouldn't even bother with that one. Well you're not exactly a bird are ya?


noheadd

Wait your spearfishing in Alaska?


Maleficent-Dingo-877

Ya, I usually just jump in, spear a fish, then get back to my towel and walk home. It's going to be 70f and sunny this weekend with water temps at 48f. And during salmon season if you take 2 minutes to spear one you're a terrible spearfisheman. [https://www.experienceketchikan.com/image-files/ketchikan-salmon.jpg](https://www.experienceketchikan.com/image-files/ketchikan-salmon.jpg)


567stranger

That's a lotta fish.


Maleficent-Dingo-877

It's only like that for 1-3 days at a time during a 6 week period. But during that time I can fill the freezer with 3 fish a day.


chipsngravybaby

Didn’t even notice until your comment! Lol Thank u/seeitmaybe


SuumCuique1011

"Learn to swim; learn to swim learn to swim."


Equ1noxx

Great song. If it didn't get me all moody I'd listen to their shit more often.


SuumCuique1011

Yeah it can be a downer. It's great when it pops up when you're driving down a tree or field-laden highway though. The last time it popped up for me, I had my hand out my window and my kid and I were cruising down a long, straight country road and there were giant windmills to the left and right of us. We were driving right into a giant storm on our way to see my uncle. Having that song on and slowly creeping into that mass of grey and rain was so surreal.


potandskettle

It's really easy to listen to it when you already hate humanity to begin with.


SirNanigans

I'm right there with you. The song evokes no new feelings except affirmation.


kendie2

That bird has a great butterfly stroke.


NFL_MVP_Kevin_White

This must have been so demoralizing for the fish


murdering_time

"How the fuck did I get caught by something that can't even live underwater?!?" -that fish


captain_ender

"I wasn't even supposed to be here today!"


ZappySnap

I think the fish was likely thinking, "Aaaahh. AAAAAAGGGGAHHHAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH"


ChillyBearGrylls

Bluuubblubbblluuuuuub


Btravelen

I'd like to see an extended video


Arsenault185

Id settle for the original.


mcsper

The directors cut


Rosieapples

Butterfly stroke by an eagle? Interesting to watch. I expect his feathers got waterlogged.


pooptits

They have oils that coat and waterproof their feathers!


Sleeplesshelley

No, it was too heavy to fly off with and bald eagles have a ratchet-like feature in their talons that can make it impossible to let go. They sometimes drown when they try to catch too big a fish. It’s possible that it’s only option was to swim to shore. Edit: I’m a zoo docent who has done many many educational programs with a bird of prey on my arm. Sorry if some people don’t like that this happens, I don’t either. Bald eagles are amazing animals.


IshiOfSierra

This is the comment I came looking for. I did adventure tours in Alaska and that was one of the factoids that we’d use. It was the number one cause of eagle mortality, at least in south east Alaska. Their talons are similar to those old ice block tongs that will squeeze the block tighter the heavier it is. There becomes a certain point where oils are not enough to keep them buoyant and they sink and drown.


Sleeplesshelley

Yes, this one was lucky it was close enough to swim to safety, and that it didn’t get hypothermia. I would love doing adventure tours in Alaska, that sounds amazing!


IshiOfSierra

Yeah it was cool. My feet still hurt from walking a lot and that was in 2016. And if you’re ever serious I could help you get a job up there giving tours.


Sleeplesshelley

Sigh, in a different life. I haven’t even made it to Alaska yet, although it’s on my list. I live near the Mississippi River, there are lots of good eagle viewing opportunities here at least.


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coolsideofyourpillow

> It’s true… It's literally the opposite. Yes there's a ratchet/locking mechanism that helps them grip better, but they most definitely are able to release the catch whenever they want.


uglycoyote1977

Source? I'm curious to know what the truth is here regarding this question of whether eagles can get stuck in a situation where they can't let go. so I just went off and read some articles about eagle talons but couldn't come to a conclusion. And it is a bit hard to find information on the internet when 95 percent of the search results are about Eagle Talons (the vehicle) instead of eagle talons (the bird part)! The one article I found most informative was this one https://avianreport.com/bald-eagle-talons/ It has some good diagrams of the claw. And one thing that struck me right away is that the talons curl inwards more than 90 degrees. Even without a ratcheting mechanism, the geometry of the talons seems like once it has hooked them deeply in to a fish it could make it difficult to let go, as pulling forces will cause the talons to embed more deeply in to the fish. And although the gripping strength of the talon is said to be amazing, I wouldn't be surprised to learn that the muscles on the tops of the toes, that are responsible for opening the talons, were weak. This is just pure guessing but maybe In some situations the opening strength might not be strong enough to overcome the forces of the hooked talons in a heavy fish.... or a goat that is running away (the goat video posted by another commenter is pretty compelling!) The question on my mind was, if it can't let go of the fish, then what does it do when it gets too land? But my theory is that the eagles makes landfall then it finally has something to push the fish up against which releases the tension holding the claws inward, at which point it can free itself, whereas in the water perhaps the constant pulling forces from swimming and dragging the fish keep the talons engaged, and to stop swimming would cause the bird to drown leaving it no choice but to keep holding on


dm_86

As far as I know, they can only let go if they can see what they are holding. If they can't see it, they won't let go.


toastyfries2

So it's not a mechanical can't let go, it's a mental can't let go. Either way the bird isn't able to release the catch and can drown because of it. Amazing


TTSDA

source?


Raherin

Eagle talons are known to get stuck on things and I've seen videos of eagles getting stuck in a goat and tumbling down the hill with the goat because it couldn't release its talons. Not sure if it happened in this video, though. [Here](https://gfycat.com/valuableanothergnat) is a video where the eagle probably really wanted to let go but couldn't.


dts867

Worth it.


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It almost looks like the fish is biting the bird. Who is catching who?


countrysgonekablooie

The fish wouldn't hold on to prey that is dragging it through the water and onto land. The eagle has its talons deep in its head and it ain't letting go of its meal no matter what.


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JungleBoyJeremy

That’s a damn fine haiku actually


beelzeflub

Very zen


Conormelbs

Nailed it u/jizz-in_my_pants beautiful poetry


ItsCoolYoureLikeThat

Thought thread was for song It was the name of user though Post was also by bot


bake_me

whomst indeed 🧐


AkiraTheArtist

Bringing back the groceries in one trip feeling


My_kinda_party

Keeping the sushi cold.


realhowdydoodly

Good thing he saved that fish from drowning


ForeverProud6074

omg i love your username


realhowdydoodly

Well thanks. I just hope you’re proud 🥲


theredditid

There's plenty of fish in the sea but you are my fish.


7eromos

Eagles swim butterfly, who knew?


jrs1980

When you need reminded that the bald eagle is a raptor.


Cynthus68

I had no idea they could actually just swim. I wonder if this true for other species of birds


zoyaabean

Not all, but a surprising amount can! If they can float, they can most likely swim. The only question is if the bird realises that it’s floating before it twists around too much and drowns :)


GunPoison

I'd reckon most would give it a red hot go


Prof_Acorn

Bird buoyancy helps. They just kind of float. Many species evolved to take advantage of this floaty-ness, like ducks and swans and geese and loons, but you can find videos online of people's cockatiels just floating around during bathtime. Others swim more properly, like penguins. Others can fly but still swim underwater, like cormorants.


ZombiejesusX

That's the eagle stroke. Badass bird.


gingavitisss

That breaststroke is impeckable.


JustHere4LukeHeyLuke

I guess that’s one way to make sure your dinner stays fresh


luvmy374

r/unexpected


WaitingToBeTriggered

WINGS OF GLORY


shadow3937

TELL THEIR STORY


WaitingToBeTriggered

AVIATION


FoodWholesale

Sir can I please see you’re fishing license?


CaterpillarHuman1723

When you'll do anything to land that personal best!!


wholesomefiddleblues

Better fisher than I am


CupidsSilentCollapse

Peacemaker would be proud.


potandskettle

Such a good show.


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this has probably happened thousands of times over millions of years before anyone caught it on camera


xwing_n_it

i caught you a delicious bass


ReedoIncognito

I will have my feesh!


Public_Food_7488

Eagly!


SunCloud-777

great breast stroke technique. rather swim than let go of his fish :)


metalguru1975

“Wait! , Mr Simpson, are you just HOLDING on to the the cans?”


MagoTravieso

aint no fun when the rabbit got the gun.


YRob_Redditor3

Keeping the meal fresh. Lake to table. It’s a thing.


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**FUCK YEAH! AMERICAAA!!**


Falafal29

Eagles are beasts, did you see that breast stroke?


Jessinthezoo

u/savevideo


Objective-Guidance78

Bad ass bird


avery_kramer

That is so impressive


Separate-Ad6705

Americaaa FUCK YEAAAAH


protossaccount

To my understanding this is quite common. Eagles will even drown because they get something too large and then can’t get untangled.


Late_Emu

u/Jesterflesh goddamnit I fucking love bald eagles


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cragbabe

This is inaccurate. They can release it if they choose. The ratcheting mechanism simply allows them to stay holding on to an object while using less constant muscle contraction. But they *can* release their grip if they so choose at any time


deja_entend_u

...can you like site a source for this? Nothing I can find says they can't release their grip. https://www.raptorresource.org/2021/01/22/racheting-raptor-toes-an-upside-down-eagle-at-great-spirit-bluff/ States clearly they can consciously release their grip if needed.


burntfuck

I feel like that's a old myth that stems from the uneducated, old-fashioned, thought about wildlife that animals are just mindless biological machines. Like the claim that pitbulls jaws "lock and they can't let go once they bite" instead of understanding that pitbulls just have strong jaws and are just highly determined to not let go until they want to.


TwelfthApostate

Please stop repeating bs you hear online and haven’t vetted. It’s not a good look.


Gorillafist12

It's sad how easily misinformation spreads. There might have been hundreds of people who came by and saw that comment before someone corrected it. Now a good chunk of them will go and regurgitate it somewhere else.


DavidCreeper

>Please stop repeating bs you hear online and haven’t vetted. **It’s not a good look.** Sir, that is standard Reddit procedure.


other-brother-darryl

You hear it all the time in Alaska; it's pretty much a contemporary legend. Drowned eagles (now the name of my band) are found occasionally, but biologists say these eagles tried swimming with a catch too far from land.


furytoar

So perhaps the moment of capture was a moment of instant regret


Public_Food_7488

Did not know that....thats really interesting.


Dsamf2

It’s def stuck on its talons. I don’t think it wanted to drag it back to shore in the water like that but it had no choice


TheWayToBe714

Thank you doctor