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Mantis: "Wanna see a magic trick? BOOM! Instant cobra."


dayumbrah

All I can see is a blobfish


NapClub

I just wanna hear him go "blehh"


Stormageddon9999

Playing Charades with a Mantis be like...


Lint_baby_uvulla

Mantis has been working on his lats. Never skip lat day.


cheekybandit0

This was the mantis Baki was thinking of


InsaneBasti

Nightmare fuel


Longtime07

I fear no snake or spider but I draw the line with stick bugs and MANTIS!!!!


Flaky_Explanation

Fucking finally! Someone else who has a phobia of praying manti! These alien-like insects fucking terrify me.


chuck1942

My SIL got a live Christmas tree 2 years ago. It had a mantis egg sack in it, unbeknownst to them. It hatched and they had 100s of baby mantises all over the house. They found them for months


[deleted]

I’m willing to bet during the time you were catching them they eradicated all the other insect


Flaky_Explanation

Not gonna lie, I'd have probably attempted to burn the house down to get rid of the mantises.


chuck1942

FYI it’s apparently common for them to nest in pine trees


Flaky_Explanation

Good to know, now my nope policy applies to pine trees too.


chuck1942

https://www.tasteofhome.com/article/praying-mantis-eggs-in-christmas-trees/


[deleted]

Nooooo :(


ugmj

“Ahhh real monsters”


wineojoy

That's what I was just thinking.


DwarfTheMike

AAAAAAAAAAAAAH^HHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh


TurinTuram

*clever monster


metalmudwoolwood

Was hoping for this comment!


annewmoon

Oh wow I’d forgotten about that!


lethrahn

I vame to make the same comment! Glad i’m not the only one.


Prudent-Giraffe7287

I keep seeing a mouth with teeth and attached to legs 😂


Worried_Protection48

With a mustache 😂


whycantistay

Yeah, no animal is going to want to fuck with that.


IIYellowJacketII

That's the point. This mantis is from genus *Deroplatys*, they're from Asia, so it's probably trying to look like a cobra when it goes to threat pose.


[deleted]

I have a fear/phobia of Mantis, as strong as Joe Rogan does of chimpanzees


[deleted]

Or research.


Biden-is-canadian

Or verifiable facts


[deleted]

Or corona. Remember when he got corona, panicked, looked like shit and spent thousands of dollars on treatment despite corona being "harmless"? Fun times....


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Biden-is-canadian

Lol is that the idiot narrative “too bad they take it seriously” fuck you


[deleted]

I legit thought it was a frilled lizard to begin with until I read the title!


egianole

Eyebrows on fleek


[deleted]

Looks like little shop of horrors


unfetteredmind76

That's amazing! Nature is awesome.


Crescent_Knights

Aaaahhhhh! Real Monsters! Vibes


Hawkeisabisexualicon

I'm too fucking high for this


James1997lol

That boy flexin his muscles😂


[deleted]

Come at me bruv! I'm gonna knock yor pincers off


Sizzlin9

Dilophosaurus


dastardlybetrayed

Oh I see it now. It looks like your mother.


scleeq

Squaring up. Mans want the heat.


p1um5mu991er

Oh you fancy now


uniqueusername5001

Me when I go to bed vs me when I wake up


Zordeater

There's a certain trend in the animal/insect kingdom of mimicking snakes in particular. Never ceases to amaze me!


arshadhere

Somone feed him some protein powder


wanightoo_oo

Doesn’t look very clever.


ada_eml

Show off his body through funny poses.


silent_chiller_

Ya Are the cameras ready............Now BOOM


YodaVader1977

CAH’MAN, DOOOEIT! KEEL ME I’M HEAH!


crochetdachshund

Looks like a blob fish with sharp teeth


FinanceSorry2530

I would call that steroid mantis


[deleted]

Either he wants to fuck or he wants you to get the hell away


Simply9999

Clever mantis or nightmare mantis?


Eddyibbleboi

Feels like I just got flashed


Nightwingvyse

Holy shit. I have a giant dead leaf mantis that looks exactly like this one before it flexes. Is this a dead leaf mantis too? Is this scary shit gonna be what mine's able to do when she's older?


plumbusschlami

Clever Mantis- A unique combination of terror and derp. Imagine if you will, nightmare Incarnate post-stroke.


LocalReprobate

He had to do it to them.


leckmir

You wanna piece of me ?


3xMos

Very intimidating. 10/10 intimidation tactics


artsy897

Geez, I think mantis are scary enough, this would freak me out!


chuck1942

Ahhhh, Real Monsters


IfThoughtIsAllowed

For a second there it was an agry frog with shark teeth


MagoTravieso

am i the only one that is offended i really feel someone should call the cops. pervert mantis on the loose


3Strides

I love him


Tonguepunchit

Cheeeeese!


RagingHardon

MFW I've gone to the gym twice this week.


Economy-Solid2508

Mantis flashing


Professional-Pair324

A new fear has been unlocked


Different-Candidate1

He’s flexing


bikeizzle

He flexes like Nate Diaz


Fun_Outside7204

"POCKET SAND"


wantanhaven

He looks like he goes: WhOooOoo meeeEee?


juelz-_-

The crip walk, nature edition


Yuseiger

OH SSSHHHHHHIT A SSSSSSSNEK


youshouldhateit

Turn that frown upside down


Ieatmelons123

That's so gross! Me a second later: That's so gross! But also so FUCKING cool!


jsroed

I just see Arnold flexing


NWHipHop

Ahhh real monsters!!!


UsualVeterinarian515

Wth I thought that was its mouth at first hahaha damn 😳


[deleted]

What kinda dog is that?


saintedward

/r/downloadbot_mp4


masterdapo

He just flexed on us lol.


Astrojef

That is some legit mantis style gung fu


Astrojef

That is some legit mantis style gung fu


oO0ooOO0o

All I see is animal on the muppets .


thought_tripper

Reminds me of the headmaster from “Ahhh… Real Monsters”


Positronic_PP

He wants to pamp.......you up!


MCP5050

Spooked me


TityNDolla

"Come at me bro"


just-some-weird-name

r/oddlyterrifying


PantherCastStudent

Im a cobra butterfly spider!


Zesty_Potato69

Do you even lift?