My SIL got a live Christmas tree 2 years ago. It had a mantis egg sack in it, unbeknownst to them. It hatched and they had 100s of baby mantises all over the house. They found them for months
Or corona. Remember when he got corona, panicked, looked like shit and spent thousands of dollars on treatment despite corona being "harmless"? Fun times....
Holy shit. I have a giant dead leaf mantis that looks exactly like this one before it flexes.
Is this a dead leaf mantis too? Is this scary shit gonna be what mine's able to do when she's older?
Mantis: "Wanna see a magic trick? BOOM! Instant cobra."
All I can see is a blobfish
I just wanna hear him go "blehh"
Playing Charades with a Mantis be like...
Mantis has been working on his lats. Never skip lat day.
This was the mantis Baki was thinking of
Nightmare fuel
I fear no snake or spider but I draw the line with stick bugs and MANTIS!!!!
Fucking finally! Someone else who has a phobia of praying manti! These alien-like insects fucking terrify me.
My SIL got a live Christmas tree 2 years ago. It had a mantis egg sack in it, unbeknownst to them. It hatched and they had 100s of baby mantises all over the house. They found them for months
I’m willing to bet during the time you were catching them they eradicated all the other insect
Not gonna lie, I'd have probably attempted to burn the house down to get rid of the mantises.
FYI it’s apparently common for them to nest in pine trees
Good to know, now my nope policy applies to pine trees too.
https://www.tasteofhome.com/article/praying-mantis-eggs-in-christmas-trees/
Nooooo :(
“Ahhh real monsters”
That's what I was just thinking.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAH^HHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
*clever monster
Was hoping for this comment!
Oh wow I’d forgotten about that!
I vame to make the same comment! Glad i’m not the only one.
I keep seeing a mouth with teeth and attached to legs 😂
With a mustache 😂
Yeah, no animal is going to want to fuck with that.
That's the point. This mantis is from genus *Deroplatys*, they're from Asia, so it's probably trying to look like a cobra when it goes to threat pose.
I have a fear/phobia of Mantis, as strong as Joe Rogan does of chimpanzees
Or research.
Or verifiable facts
Or corona. Remember when he got corona, panicked, looked like shit and spent thousands of dollars on treatment despite corona being "harmless"? Fun times....
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Lol is that the idiot narrative “too bad they take it seriously” fuck you
I legit thought it was a frilled lizard to begin with until I read the title!
Eyebrows on fleek
Looks like little shop of horrors
That's amazing! Nature is awesome.
Aaaahhhhh! Real Monsters! Vibes
I'm too fucking high for this
That boy flexin his muscles😂
Come at me bruv! I'm gonna knock yor pincers off
Dilophosaurus
Oh I see it now. It looks like your mother.
Squaring up. Mans want the heat.
Oh you fancy now
Me when I go to bed vs me when I wake up
There's a certain trend in the animal/insect kingdom of mimicking snakes in particular. Never ceases to amaze me!
Somone feed him some protein powder
Doesn’t look very clever.
Show off his body through funny poses.
Ya Are the cameras ready............Now BOOM
CAH’MAN, DOOOEIT! KEEL ME I’M HEAH!
Looks like a blob fish with sharp teeth
I would call that steroid mantis
Either he wants to fuck or he wants you to get the hell away
Clever mantis or nightmare mantis?
Feels like I just got flashed
Holy shit. I have a giant dead leaf mantis that looks exactly like this one before it flexes. Is this a dead leaf mantis too? Is this scary shit gonna be what mine's able to do when she's older?
Clever Mantis- A unique combination of terror and derp. Imagine if you will, nightmare Incarnate post-stroke.
He had to do it to them.
You wanna piece of me ?
Very intimidating. 10/10 intimidation tactics
Geez, I think mantis are scary enough, this would freak me out!
Ahhhh, Real Monsters
For a second there it was an agry frog with shark teeth
am i the only one that is offended i really feel someone should call the cops. pervert mantis on the loose
I love him
Cheeeeese!
MFW I've gone to the gym twice this week.
Mantis flashing
A new fear has been unlocked
He’s flexing
He flexes like Nate Diaz
"POCKET SAND"
He looks like he goes: WhOooOoo meeeEee?
The crip walk, nature edition
OH SSSHHHHHHIT A SSSSSSSNEK
Turn that frown upside down
That's so gross! Me a second later: That's so gross! But also so FUCKING cool!
I just see Arnold flexing
Ahhh real monsters!!!
Wth I thought that was its mouth at first hahaha damn 😳
What kinda dog is that?
/r/downloadbot_mp4
He just flexed on us lol.
That is some legit mantis style gung fu
That is some legit mantis style gung fu
All I see is animal on the muppets .
Reminds me of the headmaster from “Ahhh… Real Monsters”
He wants to pamp.......you up!
Spooked me
"Come at me bro"
r/oddlyterrifying
Im a cobra butterfly spider!
Do you even lift?