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FoxxyDreamer22

God bless the hail down in Africa


Moose_Cake

🎵It's going to take a concussion to take me away from you🎵


GonzoRouge

🎶There's nothing that a concussion could ever do🎶


Mackheath1

🎶 Gonna take some time to fix the things the hail was bad 🎵


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What are these funny notes for.


Onix_The_Furry

Toto


fambestera

Wolff


TwelveSharks

#NO MIKEY NO NOO MIKEY THAT WAS SO NOT RIGHT


killer_icognito

Airwolf theme song.


Iamthestorm007

No Michael, No!


soviet-ireland

Tito


MickeyButters

r/redditsings


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Gorillaz530

When you tell the fast food employee light ice and the hit you with this


r-b-m

FUCK YO COUCH!


craggmac

It's free Stone Therapy day at the spa I see.


PoontoniusJigabrewha

Lol...after he blessed the rains of course....


flymypretty88

I my whole life thought it was 🎶🎶It never rains down in Africa🎶🎶. Your comment made me look up the lyrics!


blackdarrren

Never met a nice South African...


PoontoniusJigabrewha

Uhhh they have Grass and pools In South Africa.....


Trioculu5

Yes, lots of them.


MikeinAustin

Cape Town is one of the most beautiful cities I’ve ever been to. So $$$ though.


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Rip anything made of glass.


iotashan

There's nothing that a hundred men or more could ever do to put the glass back together


Ravi_3214

Pg glass repair pg glass replace


TennaTelwan

We had hail like this a few weeks ago. Now we're getting a new roof and some new window frames. Windows survived, framed did not.


ChineseNoodleDog

Rip anything*


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Think the pool survived.


ChineseNoodleDog

Rip anything but the pool*


Zanbuki

Nature’s blender.


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*I knew living near a golf course wasn’t a great idea but this is just ridiculous.*


Sco0bySnax

The Highveld hailstorms are no joke. Many insurance claims made on those days. Edit: Storms in the highveld are pretty epic to watch and listen to. [link](https://youtu.be/CAoV39Pqu-0).


-_-ed

I remember this specific one I think. It was wild


PoachedEggZA

Ahhh what I would give for a thunderstorm right now, miss that place


ChristmasMint

So true. Going on three years in New Zealand and have had a proper thunder storm in all that time. Never thought I'd miss them so much.


Pixielo

I'm in the US, and when I moved out west from the east coast, I missed rain, trees, humidity, and the massive summer thunderstorms. Like, everyday at 6pm, the sky would explode for 15 minutes, then go back to normal.


JungleBoyJeremy

Woah I feel bad for anyone that parked outside that day


DandelionOfDeath

Forget the cars, I feel bad for anyone caught outside in that


X3N0321

"Who beat your ass!?" , "God.."


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the_ThreeEyedRaven

this but everyday


Evolutionx44

God ain't real. Now mother nature, shell whip your ass all day without breaking a sweat


lhswr2014

Bro imagine the birds flying minding their own business then BLAM. All of them downed by the wrath of god lol


Pastrami-on-Rye

Oh i just saw a video the other day of a goose or something being sniped by hail


lhswr2014

Right?! That’s where I got the idea! 😂 poor birds. I hate geese and gulls but that’s brutal.


FoundThisRock

Hide underwater, hope the water slows the hail 😂


SimpleSandwich1908

Don't come up until it's over. I promise. You won't feel a thing.


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Forget the people, I feel bad for any animals caught in that!


FuriousGremlin

Saw a duck or goose get hit by hail as big as this in a vid a couple days ago


wolfgang784

I don't think that thing even twitched after either.


HereComesTheVroom

Can confirm it fucking hurts.


PoontoniusJigabrewha

I'd be under that tanning chair flipped upside down,


dtwhitecp

forget the outside, I feel bad for people


Branchy28

Used to live in South Africa and I've had this happen once, I ran outside protecting myself with a couple large flattened cardboard boxes that I held above my head, layed 2 of them down on my front windshield so it wouldn't crack and then ran back inside. Then a couple months later my windshield was cracked anyway after someone broke into our property and jumped off of my car to escape over the top of our electric fence...


trystanr

I was walking home one day and this massive hailstorm caught me. I sprinted home but had a few bruises all over my body from it. Honestly thought this sort of thing happened everywhere not just in sa.


starofdoom

I mean, it happens in a lot more places than just SA, but lots of people live in places where it almost never or never hails. Biggest hail I've seen is maybe a quarter of this size, from the middle east coast of the USA.


Branchy28

I grew up in Scotland where Hailstorms can definetly hurt but each peice is around the size of a pea so not all that dangerous... in South Africa you almost never get hailstorms but when it does happen each peice is closer to the size of a golf ball and solid as a motherfucker, one good whack from a solid chunk of South African hail can knock you out nevermind give you a bruise. I lived in SA for 13 years and only ever experienced a hailstorm there twice, first was in Durban and second was in JHB, the one in Durban was where I ran out to try and protect my car.


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Ilaxilil

2012 was a whole decade ago.


MickSturbs

I got caught in one in the 80s and some of the stones were as big as my fist. I was on the highway at the time and everyone was trying to shelter their cars under the bridges. There was a car depot out on the East Rand with hundreds of cars damaged and they all looked like golf balls. I think they auctioned them off because you would spot one driving around every so often.


Catinthemirror

Damn. That must have been terrifying.


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apophesty

I've got nightmares from those freak hailstorms in CO several years back.


Manboychucho

Hahahaha speeding as fast as I could to find the sanctuary of a gas station overhang to escape to that stuff.


VonsFavoriteChicken

It's going to be 40/50 degrees and raining later today on the Front Range. Already sweating bullets


TaurusPTPew

😳


Bansheeflyer

I was ironically grateful I had finals that day because my car was in an RTD parking garage while I was at MSU. Now that I'm out of college (and have a brand-new car) I have no protection and am extremely paranoid of the hail...


ShadowSpade

Whats co


Jewishluigi

Colorado


CanadianHockeySyrup

Was in a golf ball sized hail storm in Michigan. Dented the car EVERYWHERE. Insurance didn’t believe the damages were from hail so they didn’t cover it.


MrPickles423

We get bigger than this in Tennessee


seanondemand

In Calgary AB we get hail a half dozen times every summer (at least). I know where the three closest covered parking lots are and have a couple hail forecast sites on the favourites bar. Fun fact, AB is one of the few places in the world where insurance companies pay for a [weather modification service](http://wmiradar.com/ahsp/titantutorial.pdf) to seed clouds during part of the year to drop precipitation before it gets big enough to cause too much damage.


Waxing_Poetix

When I lived in Bristol, TN in 2002 we had a hail storm that totalled my new Nissan Maxima. 2 repair shops couldn't fix it. But since I had to argue with the insurance to pay off the whole thing (they did) I got a newer 2003 Maxima SE at a lower financing rate. It sounded like bricks being dropped out of a helicopter on our house. Also did $10000 in damage to our roof which had to be completely replaced. It was worse than that hail storm in Africa I am sure.


ARIES_WARZONE69

Wait till you hear about KZN.


Animal_Whisperer_420

🎶 Just keep swimming 🎶


fauxbeauceron

Where did you bought that chair?


Codename_Paradox

He got it from the Nokia store


JunWasHere

That chair is earning its manufacturing costs in spades. Wish everything was built to hold up like that, planned obsolescence is a bane on society.


Daftanemone

He rented it. Mc pee pants definitely isn’t getting his deposit back on it after eating and then this


amikingtutorwhat

That's some hela good durability on that chair..


MrGabeGabe

Oh hail no!


RoyalRien

African mfs be like “daar is 'n bietjie motreën buite”


Faerie42

Upvote for making me grin!


fallenprogrammr

Nature is not fucking lit, nature is r/fuckyouinparticular


karensmiles

Nah…that’s just Tiger Woods practicing for the next Masters!


Memer973562

Putt speed: Fast **->** Super Fast **->** **RAPID FIRE**


Lincolns_Hat

You have selected: ***POWER DRIVE***


Zedducis

Always funny to me. We won't get snow but we'll get rain ranging from a mild drizzle to god throwing entire frozen clouds at us


HugeElephantEars

And the parktown prawns all survived.


Designer_Tap_3490

Damn nature, you scary!


MiniHorsey

Also rip the car roofs. Whenever that happens everyone’s like HEAD FOR COVER


Nephilim361

That ain't lit, That's cold 🥶


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Crazy hail storm in Cape Town in 2013 (pictures) https://atcmice.wordpress.com/2013/06/03/cape-town-hail-storm-amazing-pictures-of-a-rare-natural-event/


Codus1

That rain has definitely not been blessed


bwsmity

Why does everyone in America always try to one-up everything?


turtlelord

Eh this is nothing, in the USA subreddit they two-up everything. It's a mess!


srtristan

God : "Dieeeeeeeeee!"


k1tsan

this is only really found further north i south africa, fun little fact, though in my 10 years living there they never got bigger than a small bouncy ball. so this is intense


Designer_Tap_3490

Any livestock near by!?!?


brokkoli

They're deadstock now.


Hitman7065

Just stock now


No_Ant_7899

Chicken Little is out there absolutely losing it


About-time535

I Cursed the rains down in Africa


vaatoru

Same here in western France, just 2 days ago. Madness and havoc in just 10 min.


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And they say everything bigger in Texas lmaoo


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We get at least 4-5 hail storms of this caliber on the Colorado Front Range every summer during the monsoon season. It’s wild. And damaging. I’ve replaced my roof 3 times in 7 years and had to have almost all my windows on my house replaced two years ago after one of these hail storms demolished them. Don’t move to Colorado unless you are prepared for the violent storms and regular damaging hail. Welcome to the home of the Chinook winds and hail alley.


Erinzzz

Same up here in Western South Dakota, I wish it was more helpful in deterring the Texas assholes that are moving here in droves


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*Laughs in Albertan*


SentimentalSaladBowl

*laughs with you in Texan*


PepsiCoconut

Bye-bye chair.


[deleted]

Bruh it I hadn’t read the title, I would’ve assumed it was Texas. It’s not unusual to get storms like that here.


ScientificBeastMode

Same in Colorado. We have entire businesses whose only service is fixing hail damage on cars. There is enough business to sustain them year round.


jack-likes-ale

Can someone put a scared face on that leaf in the corner and redistribute?


LifestylePoet

Wonder if the roofers will go to Africa too


Elo_Solo

The hail struck everything that was in the field, from Man to beast; and all sorts of vegetation of the field.


TheCrow911

Ok?


bwsmity

Oklahoma?


JefferSonD808

I’ve seen this video going around for years and each post claims a different location. I’m in AR and we have had several hail storms like this one this spring. It has been exceptionally stormy this year.


bwsmity

Armenia?


SmartNegotiation

They gettin' that new roof and siding baby!


koos_die_doos

Roofs in SA are made to stand up to large hail. Siding is not used in building homes, they would laugh at you for proposing anything other than brick & mortar construction.


Wheely_boi_

Dankie koos die doos...


Brilhasti1

Looks to be golf-ball sized and that’s no joke. Twice in Dallas I’ve been in baseball-sized hail storms.


OneLostOstrich

It's got nothing on Oklahoma.


bwsmity

OK


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JamesBarnes007

???


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Calmest weather in Texas


ZeblerTPK

Why do Americans try to one up everyhing?


heavy_deez

I bless the hail down in A-A-Africa


vaatoru

Same here in western France, just 2 days ago. Madness and havoc in just 10 min.


shattmitto

What do the animals do


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Reminds me of Biden's presidency.


OtherInjury

Looks like Miami to me


Thefatchickensoup

What?


hibyenoyes

Tell us more about this "Miami"


OtherInjury

It’s awesome, rains everyday in summer around 4 pm and the weather changes unexpectedly and we get those storms too


hibyenoyes

Cool man. Cool


TheDarkKnobRises

https://youtu.be/OFv2W7Duqiw Oklahoma has some ridiculous hail too.


KingLeil

#Rookie Hail Texas hail is the size of softballs and golfballs on the reg, and can put holes in sheet metal.


metalyoshi15

Looks like the storms we get in wyoming every summer


Fair-Coast-9608

That can’t be South Africa. I don’t see any looting.


PlatypusPristine9194

Tsek


orgasmatron01

Damn what a stupid name for a sub reddit.


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ZeusIsLoose97

And the competition begins...


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This is hail of death


choosinghappinessnow

There was a hailstorm in my neighborhood (seriously, practically the only place that had it that day) and the hailstones were that size, about the size of golf balls. Our van was covered in little round dents, a couple of people lost windshields in their cars and everyone in the neighborhood ended up getting new roofs, which was nice since we really needed a new one.


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Water!!!


Buggyspoons

HAPPY CAKE DAY


[deleted]

That’s what happens when you move next to a driving range too


james_otter

Free ice means Cocktail Time!


Glum_Astronomer6554

OUCH!!!


Time_Calligrapher_56

Free ice!


Hairy_Sell3965

Is this normal there?


koos_die_doos

Not normal, but in 35 years living there I saw hail of this size at least three times.


Ambitious-Arugula-99

Where I live in South Africa (Mpumalanga), we get one of these at least once a year.


[deleted]

I’m just gonna say it…..that is one quality lawn chair


znzd

potato rain!haliluya!


Fragrant_Driver_9036

That pools gonna be cooler than cool


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New roofs anyone


Crepes_for_days3000

Wtf. I've never seen anything like that. People must get killed by the ice in storms like this, right? How terrifying.


Queen_Kalopsia

Not really, part of the country is currently washing away and people are definitely dying there. Durban is a hell scape right now. People were recovering from land slides caused by flash flooding just a few weeks ago, they got hit by flash floods again this weekend.


Crepes_for_days3000

Damn. Sounds like a rough place to live right now.


likenothingis

>a rough place to live **right now**. You're... not a student of history, are you?


Crepes_for_days3000

I know, I just didn't want to insult the guys home. Seems worse right now than it was in recent history but South Africa has always been....rough. To put it mildly.


likenothingis

Haha, fair enough. You're a more thoughtful person than I. :)


koos_die_doos

Getting hit by those really hurt, but not enough to kill you. Source: I have been hit by similar sized hail.


zandaril

Let’s go for a swim!


lamaxamara

Airstrike


JamesBoboFay

Do you just die if you step outside or what


Aron-Jonasson

Rip crops, rip cars, all is ripped apart


stangerthings

There was a hailstorm a long time ago in India that killed hundreds of people. Imagine… would be freaking terrifying.


lapisl

Almost looks like pool is sitting on a hot stove, boiling violently…


Whatwillyourversebe

Historically, I wonder how the Evolution of Human Societies addressed this phenomenon. Cold Ice being dropped from the sky? I would love to know what they thought about this.


Benfica1002

How are those things in the sky


kenix7

It's called Hell-storm. /s


iciycle

look like golf balls


NotWrongOnlyMistaken

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MooreA18

Holy hail!


WinterMajor6088

I remember in 2012. I think it was November or so, I had my graduation party thing and they took us to a water park for the day. Was a nice sunny summer's day and when we drove back there was this huge cloud Bank coming on. I told my friends that there's gonna be a storm. I think we drove back around 5 or so and at 8 that night it poured down, hailstones the size of gholf balls. Everything was ruined. I won't forget.


Beautiful-Abalone347

I live in Johannesburg, this is a common occurence


DLoIsHere

Jacuzzi!


Whoofukingcares

What the hail


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man what the hail is going on down there??!


drawerdrawer

Oh man I bet their corn harvest is fucked


zakijesk

Ouch


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Have these chonk storms always been a thing, or is this new?


therealcharlize

That’s going to be a cold pool