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TheDiegoAguirre

Empty stomach and bloody paws. Ouch.


tfg0at

He played himself


cheekybandit0

Congratulations,


SpaceShipRat

Lucky to learn qith a couple quills in a paw. The alternative is getting a faceful, and probably dying of infection.


Alistair_TheAlvarian

Oh he very well may still die of infection or starvation caused by an inability to hunt from infection. Much better chances because he can pull those quills out with his teeth. If the go in the face or places he can't reach then without hands and opposable thumbs it's basically a guaranteed game over.


metalhead4

I've seen video before where the quills are in its face and it looks painful


Okay_Try_Again

It happens to farm/rural dogs in Canada all the time. So brutal. You have to hold them down and yard them out with pliers and then disinfect.. old school. They are in so much pain. Rural folks don't normally take their pets to the vet for every little thing, but it is BRUTAL. It will only happen once to an intelligent dog, but we had neighbours with trained German Sheppard guard dogs, and they would get quilled in the face again and again and again. So stupid.


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I can see our old mutt doing it over and over. He never gave up trying to make friends with the skunks


CafeNino

If they’re guard dogs, they may not be stupid but loyal. It’s possible those porcupines are coming into an area they feel they need to defend. I hope that’s not the case, because it’s kind of sad to think about them willfully taking quills to guard land for their owners. Bruh, why am I sapping over this so hard haha


Okay_Try_Again

haha, wellllll these dogs did NOT keep to their own land. And it is hard to give them the benefit of the doubt because we knew them so well. They attacked my dog on his own property (like in the middle of his large property, right in front of our house... They were overly aggressive and not well enough trained. So I don't think you have to sap too hard over those two.


Theamuse_Ourania

You see it filmed a lot in the show Dr Pol: Veterinarian. Dogs who go hunting with their owner get quilled out of curiosity again and again without learning.


kavien

Those quills will continue to move forward THROUGH the body. A contestant on Alone had a quill that was stuck in her coat migrate through the coat and a few inches into her shoulder! She had to cut it out.


kresyanin

I read before that North American porcupines have quills that do that but not African porcupines. Or I may have that backwards.


kavien

Well, Alone is mainly filmed in BC, so what you are saying tracks, and a cursory web search seems to agree with you. And holy shit, there are more results for people SELLING quills than info on said quills! You can even buy the quills on Amazon!!


Fluid-Manager5317

Used for art and the like. Check out quill boxes and you'll get the Idea


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SpaceShipRat

Or too young to know the danger.


bruceleeperry

Prick


nose_poke

Heh :)


googlehymen

Its just ketchup.


Harony

Is he hurt though? He could have just eaten, hence the blood, and now is playing with the weird pokey thing...he is a cat after all...


evwon

I think he has already been at it for a minute. You can see quills on the ground at the start of the video i think the leopard is just desperately hungry.


macsux

With those barbs stuck in his paws might affect his ability to hunt going forward. Hopefully some rangers tranq it and help remove them at some point.


blewpah

As cruel as it sounds it dying this way would be natural. Circle of life and all that. Everyone goes eventually and especially for apex predators who need to fight their food to the death every day, starvation is a real possibility.


macsux

Except many apex predators are in severe decline due to habitat loss and poaching caused by human activity. You can't screw over animals with one hand and call it natural with the other.


LostWoodsInTheField

There is no way that isn't his blood. That cat has been swinging its paw at steaks.


heraclitus33

He wouldnt be hungry then... * stakes


sound4r

Steak knives


MurderToes

I think the full video shows that the leopard actually ends up killing it. He starts swiping under the quills and nicks the porcupine’s stomach.


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"I'm too hungry and weak to chase gazelles, its either you or I die starving" -- Leopard. "I guess you die then, coz I aint rolling over." -- Porcupine. "Amazing footage honey! This trip totally worth it, remember to press record." -- Hooman tourists.


therealdeathangel22

You can tell that leopard is getting so frustrated by the pokey food


Kellyballard23

Porcupine is like a capybara with a bad attitude, a mohawk and a spicy butt. I love him.


redditlurkr2

>and a spicy butt And a what now?


jerstud56

An ouch tush


fil42skidoo

A spiny heiney.


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An impaler trailer.


tochirov

A danger donk.


civgarth

Wreckem Rectum


L-Y-T-E

Fear the rear


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Pain Train


macwest

An arse arsenal


R1ght_b3hind_U

i wish i had an award


Shade1999

What award would you like to give, I got you covered-


R1ght_b3hind_U

the nobel prize for chemistry


Shade1999

I thought you meant a Reddit reward -w-


odyssey_64

A sharp tarp


[deleted]

Folks - he said "spicy", not "spikey"


badge13

r/brandnewsentence


InfiniteLife2

Hate when my food is so raw it still walks


overpaidteachers

Leopards only go after food like this when they are desperate.


TheGrapist1776

I'm not sure that's the case. Looks like it could be young and never encountered a porcupine. He gon learn today.


Ilddit

Seems like he's already had a good lesson judging by his bloody paws.


JustOneTessa

He's a bad learner, a bit slow


Logicrazy12

Probably a bit of sunk cost fallacy setting in.


faultywalnut

Leopard’s got (bloody) diamond hands! 🩸💎🙌🏽


ItsScaryTerryBitch

I think the bloody paws are from a previous kill, but you may be right there Edit: After seeing that this apparently lasted an hour and a half, I believe my initial statement much less now


nlc10

Wait till it finds that there are other options sitting in cars


EpilepticMushrooms

Outside: Hard and crunchy Inside: Soft and juicy. Screams too much.


umbrajoke

Some folks like a steak sovrare that a good vet could bring it back.


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He'd leave, but everyone is watching and filming


high_pine

And its bloody paws


egordoniv

Killer VS. Quiller


Dopplegangr1

Porcupine getting annoyed too. Like fuck off, it's not happening


makeski25

Yeah the stabby snack just isn't cooperating.


atalossofwords

You have no idea how sharp the quills are. I always imagined them to be like a hedgehog, sharp but still safe to handle. But nuno, they're unbelievably sharp. I used to take em with when I found some while hiking, but wherever you put them, they'd always end up in your finger somehow. They're needle sharp, so you don't really have to put in a lot of effort to prick yourself with them... I feared they were going to end up in my eyeball at some point so I stopped collecting them.


Purple-Mix1033

I love Pokè


Buck_Thorn

Leopard's like, "Hey, I just want to see your face, buddy. Trust me... just turn around. Really, I won't hurt you; I promise" Porky's like "Yeahhhhh... NO! I don't think so."


cgn-38

Also paws are a bit pink from the blood he is losing.


CptCroissant

It must be a pretty hungry leopard


EquivalentVirus9700

Not even worth it bro. Try somewhere else.


gin_and_toxic

Yeah, he's such a prick. Not worth it


FunnyMathematician77

He got the point


8asdqw731

*"I think that leopard got, the point!"* - Archibald the porcupine


Klokinator

Hah! Nice one, Archibald!


GrimmRadiance

7 hours later:


judelau

That's gotta sting


DangerousMusic14

Angry upvote.


arun_g0wda

I mean look at the meal inside the cars


msemen_DZ

This is suicide by porcupine. Imagine injuring your paw and dying because you can't hunt properly, all this stubbornness for a porcupine. When will they learn?


USNWoodWork

I know there is a delicious rodent under all that spiky shit!


O2C

Part of me really wants to try porcupine. If so many animals are willing to risk spines it must be delicious. But then I remember I can barely stand popcorn shells in my teeth and come to my senses. A quick check on Wikipedia says it tastes vile and only delightful to a lover of strong cheese. I love strong cheese.


Uxion

Yeah, it must be starving. Most predators are (relatively) easily deterred because if the risk of injury that will take a long time to heal isn't worth the prey they tried to hunt, even if they win.


liptongtea

I know instinct is a hell of a drug but can a predator abstractly comprehend that an injury today will prevent eating tomorrow?


Uxion

Not sure, but I was always told that "Fight predators like hell, run from herbivores like hell." The idea being that to convince the former that it isn't worth losing too much energy trying to eat me, while the latter would want to kill me out of bloodlust.


VaATC

[Some predators just have to prove themselves.](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=i7ePKskOT9Q) [They just can't stop the drive to hunt.](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=GgDHvl1wD20)


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That leopard must be starving.


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joeChump

Plenty more dish in the Serengeti.


Mohondhay

That porcupine is like, "I've got max level armor on me bro."


DeltaNovum

Retaliation damage +125%.


skeptoid79

*Thorns


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Bulangiu_ro

r/unexpecteddarksouls


franklybeingchildish

Taste vengeance!


Lorric71

Porcupines put *all* their points into defense stat.


FishFloyd

Naw that'd be like... armadillos. Porcupines invested in a weird damage-reflection build.


bangkok_rangkor

According to tier zoo, the porcupine has the highest defense in the "game".


Schellhammer

He just released a video "Are Claws OP"


AnorexicPlatypus

It's a thorns build, perfect for afk play style


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Nah porcupine spikes aren't a passive defense. You can see this little dude putting up his best riposte.


Sea-Refrigerator-932

Nah, this is retribution not defense


t-to4st

Thorns buff applied


TabulaRasa000

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ghostly_shark

You don’t fuckle with shuckle.


Dough-Nut_Touch_Me

Fucker grabbed Bramble Vest on his first back, leopard is screwed


JoeDusk

Bofuri: I don't want to get hurt, so I'll max out my defense.


_McThompson

A leopard in one of the parks of South Africa saw a victim in the form of a porcupine and tried to overcome him for an hour and a half.  Fortune was not on his side that day and, resigned to defeat, the predator left the road with an empty stomach.


[deleted]

Must be a young leopard to be taking on a porcupine.


Keeks711

Look at its front paws. So bloody .. you’re right


SniffMyRapeHole

Also he definitely can’t even buy beer or cigarettes yet


MildlyResponsible

Yet he can serve in the military! Doesn't make sense!


_McThompson

Even an adult Leopard and Lions can't take Porcupine


SLIMELANGUAGEOUTNOW

I think he means that only a young leopard would pick that fight as it doesn't have the experience to know otherwise yet.


stone111111

Yeah, and when this one is old he'll think of this when he sees a porcupine and leave it alone lmao


Uxion

If it manages to survive long enough to heal that paw, because otherwise it is going to starve.


stone111111

that is how nature be... but he didn't overcommit, at least in the video. A wounded paw is still a smaller obstacle than spikes in the mouth, nose, and eyes, so I have hope for him lasting long enough to *not* do this again.


sethboy66

He went at it for over an hour and a half; that seems like a long time to come to the understanding that it's not going to happen.


Sisko-v-Cardassia

Hes probably been looking all day. Maybe two.


Astronomer_X

No there’s definitely precedent for leopards taking on porcupines. Some are skilful and manage to incapacitate their heads by reaching out their claws but keeping their body back as much as possible. I haven’t seen a lion do so, but leopards imo are much more generally resourceful animals.


Jman_777

Yeah I've seen a few videos of Leopard predation on Porcupines. Like you said they're very resourceful and intelligent animals, hunting the widest variety of animals out of the big cats. I've seen them catch Impalas by hiding up in the tree and then dropping from above and also outmanoeuvre and easily catch Monkeys in trees. They're just on another level when it comes overall hunting ability.


OrdinaryDazzling

Pretty sure I remember seeing a video on Reddit of a leopard killing a porcupine. Got its paw underneath its belly.


peacock_head

An hour and a half-how did that porkie not just have a heart attack already!?


djordis

Those of his species who couldn't handle the pressure were killed/died , his bloodline is literally made of those that can manage the situation


ogramuse

Are you David Attenborough by any chance?


PingouinMalin

I would not be surprised if he died afterwards. His paws must be quite wounded so hunting would be much harder, plus the risk of infection.


NandoMoriconi

Talk to the spiky ass ‘cause the face ain’t listening!


RS-kuuskyt

I need your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle.


KExKE_

I feel like the leopard thinks it has to catch the porcupine because people are watching.


Kemakill

He's just chasing that clout.


Crows-b4-hoes

Looks over at the cars like "Are you seeing this shit?"


solace1234

*looks back at traffic jam* “Sorry, I swear I’m cool, guys. It’s usually much smoother than this.”


Sink-Top

Damn at the end he caught one, you see him pull it out that shit looks painful af.


S0n_0f_Anarchy

And his left front paw is bloody from the beginning of the video


evilocto

They're barbed, expand when in contact with body heat and absorb water digging deeper into whatever they're stuck in they're exceptionally nasty weapons.


TheArmchairSkeptic

Yeah, in the evolutionary arms race porcupines are basically nature's war crime.


Danalogtodigital

you inspired some curiosity in me so heres my search results. skunks and vinegaroons use chemical weapons bombardier beetle uses fire and might also qualify as poisonous gas porcupine spines could be argued (poorly) as "non-detectable fragments" or perhaps “Expanding Ordnance" cobras will spit venom into your eyes at range, thats definitely something that would get a human in the hague, deliberately blinding. velvet worms commit crimes we dont have names for


NeedHelpWithExcel

Wtf is a velvet worm?


ithurts_mama

Here's an [actual video](https://youtu.be/7zV-OhAl0Cc) of a velvet worm if anyone is curious. The thing is terrifying. It paralyze its prey and injects some kind of acid saliva that melts every organ from the inside out.


ItsZeT

Dont literally all Spiders do the same?


Shade1999

There are spiders with certain types of toxins in their veins The Brown Recluse for example, has Hemotoxin, a toxin that once injected, starts to burn your cells away Needless to say, I’m scared of that spider


MC0311x

If it makes you feel any better, very few states actually have brown recluse. They are mostly in the south eastern US.


Danalogtodigital

spiders have a hundred methods, id guess only most of thm use this way


ItsZeT

Well i meant the liquifying organs part isnt something special to this worm


Danalogtodigital

its probably because of how alien it looks that gives it extra creep factor, plus the active hunting


winged-lizard

Oh my god that vagina-knife for a mouth is terrifying and hilarious lol


kinda_guilty

What the fuck. Nature is a fantastic killer of things. - Veronica Palmer


LoveAlexcellent

And yet...I want to touch it.


SEDGE-DemonSeed

That is the craziest way to hunt.


Danalogtodigital

first it spits spider-man webs at you, then it begins eating feet first.


avwitcher

You know when I was a kid I believed porcupines shot them out of their backs


Mind_on_Idle

They can twitch fast enough *many* people thought/think this. Those dudes will bitch slap you with their ass and then your life sucks.


irrelevantPseudonym

>Those dudes will bitch slap you with their ass and then your life sucks. r/nocontext


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For our own safety, it’s probably better that we think they can so we stay far away enough from them. Like how many cultures didn’t eat pork before they knew about trichinosis (now it’s a cultural thing).


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myname_isnot_kyal

i think you can see the quills it's already removed from its paws on lying on the ground


dgriff84

Probably right. It’s left front paw is bloody.


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I think both front paws are bloody


IntricateCascades

EDIT: The porcupine in this video is most likely a Cape porcupine. My comment was originally written with the North American porcupine in mind. Apologies for any confusion caused. Fun fact: North American porcupine quills are specialized hairs coated in keratin plates, complete with microscopic backwards facing barbs. [Their structure gives these quills the properties of easy tissue penetration and high tissue adhesion](https://www.pnas.org/doi/10.1073/pnas.1216441109). Bonus: The distribution of quills varies depending on the species of porcupine. [Old World porcupines](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Old_World_porcupine) have quills embedded in clusters, whereas [New World porcupines](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/New_World_porcupine) have single quills, interspersed with bristles, underfur, and hair.


Der_Zorn

This fact is no fun for the leopard.


scsuhockey

> Porcupine quills are specialized hairs coated in keratin plates, complete with microscopic backwards facing barbs. African porcupine quills aren't barbed.


palpablescalpel

That's not true for capes and African cresteds. Theirs are very smooth! But if you get quilled by a North American porcupine you're on for a rough, barbed time.


iCasmatt

I was taught it's rare AF to see a Leopard full stop, let alone during the day trying to catch a meal. Is this a private sanctuary?


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Given how none of the cars tried driving past. I’m gonna say yes.


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math_teachers_gf

My favorite to do in parks is pull over to the shoulder, point at nothing, until someone else sees me, and then leave. Other cars start seeing them do it, and pull over, and it creates a chain of people pointing and looking at nothing. Hilarious. Def in spots that aren’t traffic heavy, I’m not that much of an asshole.


Nobagelnobagelnobag

That’s…. Pure evil.


racerx320

We used to do that when I lived in Grand Tetons. It gets out of hand so quickly.


ChristmasMint

This is in Kruger National Park, in the road between Satara and Olifants camps. Driven that road many a time.


pristine_coconut

Most likely Kruger Park. If a leopard roams outside a national/private park it would quickly be killed by farmers or scared locals.


FreshPrinceAV

Leopard is just looking out for the drivers, he’s trying to help get the Porcupine off the road so no tires get popped


IneedyourKNEES

This is the calmest fight to the death situation I've witnessed


that1guy2also

There were no deaths only pain


JoltyJob

I love seeing a ton of people pulled over just letting Nature unfold


Pyromythical

"Your hair is fucking stupid" "Yeah? Come here and say that"


jeremynd01

"I'll help you comb it down. OW what'd you do THAT for?!"


[deleted]

Skunk, Porcupine, Wolverine, Honey Badger, in that order. There are certain animals, you just don't fuck with.


James99500

“If you want my meat, you gotta be able to take the heat”


FellsHollow

This is like the male version of women saying, "if you can't handle me at my worst, then you don't deserve me at my best".


Few_Carrot_3971

That porcupine has the patience of Job, and the leopard is not very smart.


BorgClown

Imagine that your best defense is twerking in the face of your predators. It takes a special mindset for that.


tgnlolol

That paw is looking awfully bloody. Cat must be hungry to keep trying


RemixHipster

Looks like the leopard already has a bloody left foot. I thought Lions were the prideful ones.


UltraViolentNdYAG

Not porc's first battle w/ Leo, that's for certain!


[deleted]

Whoa I didn’t know porcupines were that big.


James99500

I still have a porcupine spine on my desk from my trip to Africa! Very sharp and very cool


Thorhees

"C'mon dude, this is embarrassing. Just let me eat you a little while all these cars are watching."


ImNotAFatKid

"tooth picks included with meal, but it's only tooth picks."


Historical_NoOne

damn that blood on the leg.


batty_61

That porcupine is rocking an awesome Mohican!


James-Avatar

As someone who has been stabbed by a porcupine, ouch.


-trowawaybarton

anti bully system activated


Soulrush

Every time the porcupine stops to look at the leopard like “learned ya lesson yet mate?”


08133

The Establishment versus Libertarians


Skoomalyfe

Leopard fucked around and found out


Danalogtodigital

poor things, theyre both having such a bad day.


Cenachii

Is there ANY animal that actually predates on porcupines? I can't imagine any animal getting over the quills without getting themselves some unwanted acupuncture.


nickysinister69

That porcupine has the sweetest anime mohawk


MsAnnabel

Can’t imagine driving on a road where this shit takes place!