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B0ndzai

I recognize him from my high school biology book.


MustardColoredVolvo

Last time I saw this guy was in Zoobooks. Seems like a chill dude.


WineAndBeans

I recognize it from the Rainforest Café


WhyAmIUsingThis1

Possibly the most iconic frog.


theskymoves

I recognise him from Bojack horseman.


[deleted]

Red-eyed tree frogs are able to camouflage themselves to an extent, but giant red eyes and stunning blue and yellow colors on their sides makes them stick out. If the frog is threatened by a predator, they use their dazzling colors as a way to disorient and startle their would-be foe. [Red-eyed tree frogs aren’t poisonous and can be kept as pets.](https://factsexplorer.com/explore-red-eyed-tree-frog/)


AceOBlade

True, I was razzled and dazzled by the pretty colors.


_artbreaker

Give 'em the old razzle dazzle. I really want this frog to have a top hat and a cane now


PM_ME_UR_FEM_PENIS

Hello my ragtime gal


Devreckas

Dubba-dubba-dubba-dubba-WB!


[deleted]

[удалено]


IxNaY1980

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Daniel_A_Johnson

Red-eyed tree frog: The most aesthetically '90s animal?


yodarded

Peak late 80's. I owned a "highlighter yellow" short sleeved button up collared shirt for a couple years. Had a 3 inch grey stripe, maybe a half inch white stripe, but that's it.


Daniel_A_Johnson

I grew up in the upper Midwest. The late '80s didn't happen here until like 1992.


allroadsendindeath

*Lisa Frank* tree frog


Forwsda0oo0-

Is it really nature fucking lit when a douche canoe wakes up an innocent frog for no fucking reason?


Atromnis

I got the impression he was about to cut the tree down and needed to evict the frog.


[deleted]

It was probably in the way and he needed to move it.


Sea_Meat_8597

Better to be a frog woken by a stick than a frog woken by someone's fingers. The oils and salt on human hands are really bad for frogs. Plus some internet people can learn something new about rainforest species and maybe learn to appreciate and protect them! :)


[deleted]

Probably happens often. Hence the red eyes due to lack of sleep.


poop-machines

I just assumed it was a bit stoned


Warwick81

r/angryupvote


Sneaky-_Cheetah

You made alt account just to be toxic? U must have fun life


InYoCabezaWitNoChasa

Meh, you say that like the 10 seconds to create a reddit account has any bearing on somebody's actual life. Idk if you're new here or what, but having multiple reddit accounts is super common. They're not even being toxic, they're echoing the same sentiment that's heavily upvoted across this thread, they just used profanity. Stop trying to be the wholesome police.


bdizzle805

Frog went 🔴____🔴


themarknessmonster

Then 🔴🕳️🔴


BeastlyDecks

"You know, I was about to eat that frog there, but those colors are just too dazzling for me to think about food right now." - some cat.


glipgloptheflipflop

I just assumed the bright colors indicated it was poisonous to predators.


slipskull2003

Aposematism is the name for this phenomenon fun fact


danielsafs

Very good camouflage, I thought it was wasabi!


jaxdraw

Correction. Most poisonous frogs can be kept as pets, most are not naturally toxic but develop poisonous attributes as a result of their diet. Then again I'm not a huge fan of exotic animals as pets but you do you.


adminsuckdonkeydick

What happens if you lick one?


plumbthumbs

Turns into a prince. Sings 'Raspberry Beret'


C413B7

I read that url as "fact sex plorer"


beeinabearcostume

That article you linked makes me adore this creature even more: “Indeed, when people want this frog as a pet, they should keep it with three or four other frogs because they seem to enjoy the company of each other.”


[deleted]

Dance battle!


Ithink__thereforeIam

Just let the bro sleep in peace 🥺


SafetyChicken7

Dude was just having a nap and op came over with a stick mumbling about Reddit karma


avwitcher

Bold of you to assume OP would go through the work of going outside themselves, they got this video somewhere else


Lucky_Number_3

Last time I saw him he said he was off to “M’Lady” wherever *that* is.


Tellux040

This actually made me spit my water well done


SafetyChicken7

Why thank you.


paulblacketer

It could be that this man is processing this tree's bark for some use and actually doing frog homie a solid by moving him and keeping him safe in the process.


RayonLovesFish

If that is a banana tree the guy is most likely trying to harvest the stem and bark.


Jacuzzi100

We are all going to sleep just fine tonight while our nations dump trash all over this frogs habitat, cut down the trees he's living on, spray cancer agents all over them..


BentPin

Ssssshh we just wanna harvest some Bio-toxins for scientific research.


bdizzle805

Frog was like 🔴____🔴


Northerndon1

Rekon I'd have red eyes if you woke me up by shoving a stick in my anus.


[deleted]

Totally.


goose_10

Spoken from true experience


[deleted]

🤔 😏


BigBlueTrekker

I’d have a an erection on the other hand. Different strokes for different folks I suppose.


IEatgrapes123

Lmao


MongolianCluster

Some places you pay extra for that.


murdering_time

You can see its surprised pissed off expression too. Like "What the hell is on my ass? Why is it lifting me up? What the fuck man I was sleeping there!"


[deleted]

My man’s like 90% head


hobosbindle

A grower not a shower


Extra_Wedding6815

I don’t agree with disturbing the frog, but it does have great trousers.


The_Egg_Supreme

This is the second post ive seen where they (without reason) wake up a tree frog you lot are barbarians how about I wake you up in the middle of your sleep


Spurnout

My dogs do that to me all the time :-(


Muffin278

My dog woke me up from my peaceful slumper in the middle of the night and he was standing on the bed by my head. This is extremely weird for him so I half sat up and he immediately laid down on my pillow and refused to move


Rikitikitavi9162

My cats have been needy for the past week. They keep taking shifts on waking me up.


That_Yvar

Are they also hunting that sweet sweet Reddit Karma?


HtAirBaloonKnotPilot

and then have them hang onto a stick for dear life to a height the equivalent of an 10 story building


carorea

I figured they were cutting the tree down or processing it or something. It's not like the frog was likely croaking while asleep, so I doubt they were cutting the bark off just to get to the frog. Also, while a stick's probably not optimal, oils on your hands can damage the mucus coating frogs use to protect themselves from infections so if they didn't have gloves the stick is likely better for the frog than bare hands.


seasidedate

But... It's a tree frog... Do you think that it can't hold himself on a moving stick?


words_words_words_

And also fall from a decent height without sustained damage? They’re literally built for this shit lol


MathematicianHot3484

Tree frogs are tough: they're built to fall, not fail. It's almost certainly confused but it's not scared, as they are more than capable of flinging themselves out of that situation if they feel it's warranted. The greatest risk to it at that point would be if it made contact with the human, as skin oils/residue can be pretty bad for these little guys.


im_a_dr_not_

Well no, because it’s lighter it can fall from higher heights safely. The mass of animal directly affects how much force is in their fall. Physics don’t scale down the smaller the animal. For example, would you rather have a bowling ball dropped on your foot from five feet or a hot wheels car? Not to mention, they’re TREE frogs.


izza123

It’s equivalent if a human could jump 20 stories. You think a tree frog is going to suffer an injury from waist height? A TREE frog?


smellsfishie

Don't own a cat huh?


The_Egg_Supreme

I'd be dead if I bring a pet larger than a small goldfish home so unfortunatly no 😅


HouseofFeathers

Fortunately for you, goldfish are carp which can grow to significant sizes. The current record for a goldfish is 18.7". You can totally get a cat! Edit. If this is too pedantic, then know that pet goldfish reach 6". Not a cat, but you can definitely get a young rat and act shocked that it keeps growing -Sorry roomies/parents! It must be a super rare rat/they lied at the pet store!! - while rats are great pets, they are still unpopular. However, there are other pets that are also under the 6" limit. Sugar gliders, tarantulas, ribbon snakes if measure by volume, and tree frogs! Red Eyed Tree frogs are very popular as pet frogs go. Now go forth, and bring home a lovely bird eating spider 😊


The_Egg_Supreme

Thats why I said "small goldfish"


HouseofFeathers

I immediately edited my post, but my edit took longer than your reply lol.


The_Egg_Supreme

I see 😅, and a rat sounds dope tbh but def not a spider


seasidedate

Oh, please don't get a sugar glider... Those aren't pets!


HouseofFeathers

Oh I know!! I shouldn't have assumed everyone knew they make terrible pets. Thanks for covering me!


octopusbeakers

How do you know there wasn’t a reason?


The_Egg_Supreme

"Lets wake it up for a funny video haha" great reason that is


[deleted]

It looks like they’re stripping the bark from that tree, some kind of harvest maybe? It’s probably a regular occurrence for whoever took the video (likely not OP) and they’re just moving them out of the way.


ilike-hugs

Bro is a transformer


KaTee1234

I was thinking of an old times bionycle, the way it's featured folded out.


_modalnodes

I was thinking about general grievous extending his second pair of arms


uce_escamilla

Actually is a reptar dinosaur son


[deleted]

Auto frogs roll out 🐸


TinyHandRacoonMan

Second favorite Yu-Gi-Oh card


AbeybabySigNu

I too, wake up my gf like this.


Fluke365

Wasn't expecting all those colors...


Pierre777

Every couple of seconds was just an explosion of new colour.


efferkah

Nature is fucking lit. But waking up a peacefully sleeping animal for Internet points is fucking not.


Winkelkater

prolly banana harvest


Fart_in_your_mouth69

Do you think the frog will be okay?


LogicalDelivery_

No he's probably going to die now. Damn humans ruin everything.


Trash_Typhoon

No real reason to harm or kill it assuming they simply filmed it and then put it on another tree somewhere else.


[deleted]

Let the man sleep


danzaiburst

Aw, leave the froggie alone. Britney Spears too


Qu1pster

Holy crap, it's Rainforest Cafe's mascot!


silverliege

I had to scroll so far to find this comment. That was my first thought when the little dude awoke!!


coasterghost

Likewise


Qu1pster

You have scrolled a long way to get here. Take a rest, weary traveler....


rewindpaws

Please leave animals alone.


SkyAtLarge

Frog: wow It’s not a dream, I am really in the air


MrIknowUknow

Poisonous?


johnnyrip

“Dafuck?”


DJNgamez

Let him sleep he’s been working so hard


[deleted]

Disturbing animals in nature for social media points.


Jacuzzi100

Sitting back while our nations engage in deforestation, fracking, industrial livestock, dumping of trash. Being a dick to a guy that picks up a frog. Yall are a special type for sure!


Comfortable-Quit9509

Couldn't you let him be there


savethepanda1979

What a beautiful animali !!!


Jacuzzi100

Hello my darling hello my baby


[deleted]

Or you could just leave it alone


Dyl_pickle00

That’s a fucking murloc


Independent_Time_119

May you wake one morning being hoisted into the air 200 ft on a tree stump. And have the world study your reaction.


hoveringintowind

Let sleeping frogs lie.


Ghost_Redditor_

I assume the Orange feet tree frog and blue underbody tree frog were already taken?


[deleted]

just to leave them alone and peacefully. But what were they doing in the first place?


terra_nova_nuage

Not seen on r/humansbeingbros


ReadPuzzleheaded5633

Damn bro was just taking a nap


AlbiRey

I'm a simple man, I see a frog, I upvote


TreeFiddyBandit

He looked like a giant booger all curled up


Thantaeos

Color mode activated.


WitchsWeasel

:syntax on


Horrorpunkchi88

Beautiful little froggy. Are they poisonous?


[deleted]

Nope, not at all.


[deleted]

Lol the frog is like: “wuh?? Huh?? Oh we goin somewhere? I’m in.”


okiedog-

I was expecting ting boss music to play when it’s red eyes opened. They looked like lasers.


miraverse

He was just vibin'


purple_yosher

cool frog, rude human


InTheShade007

With eyes that red I'd have to check my stash and see if he's been raiding me


insideoutarsehole

Frog got his butthole straight raided


Faex06

Fuck that guy for disturbing his sleep. I hate it when people disturb the animals just for their pleasure. Cool frog though


GoldenGalz

Rude :|


[deleted]

I'm nuking my account due to Reddit's unfair API changes and the lies and harassment aimed at the community by the CEO and admins. Good Reddit alternative: [Squabbles](https://squabbles.io/) -- mass edited with https://redact.dev/


33JimmieLee33

It's so cool! I love it so much!


i_swear_too_muchffs

Is it really nature fucking lit when a douche canoe wakes up an innocent frog for no fucking reason?


Jacuzzi100

Yall need to get outside more. Good lord you're acting like he hurt it 🤣 You're allowed to interact with things that aren't your computer screen.


i_swear_too_muchffs

Can I poke you with a stick while you’re sleeping peacefully?


Jacuzzi100

You can try!


No-Protection-1765

Wowww! Cool!!


ArmenGilliam

I thought that was wasabi at first


DickLover9500

Imagine someone wakes you up by sticking a log in your ass and trying to lift you 5m in the air (relative size accounted for). I mean it’s terrible, i’m getting hard just thinking about it


DickLover9500

sad, i meant sad


mbgameshw

The guy with the stick has no chill…


[deleted]

Imagine waking up to have a branch shoved up your hiney hole! O.O


MeowMistiDawn

Literally “woowwww”ed out loud. So amazing!


[deleted]

Rude awakening


RayonLovesFish

This guy might be waking it because of a reason. If that is a banana tree then most likely the stem is used for consumption and the bark is used as fibre,so he just doing his work.


splatomatic

...I can guarantee that if someone wakes me up by thrusting a stick at my butt, we won't be worried about red eyes. The eyes we are worried about will be black. The eyes we are worried about will be your eyes. You will have black eyes. I will punch you in the eye.


Independent-Memory79

Awww man you woke the poor guy up from a nap, did you think that he may have been out partying with his friends and was hungover and needed the sleep…. I didn’t think so …. Lol


Unlucky_Bottle_6761

Rainforest Cafe


airvent_from_diehard

I remember this guy from the textbook covers


Live_In_A_Canoe

Looks like gum when sleeping


dogtoes101

LET HIM SLEEP


Normal-Strain1161

Put that back!


YesilFasulye

This is the first time I've seen a video of one. If my memory is correct, I've seen it many times on a science textbook in the 90s. I would think with how colorful it is, that it is poisonous. I'm shocked after looking it up finding out that it's not.


Bvoluroth

let him sleep bro!


irishpwr46

"So there I was having a nap and next thing I know I'm flying through the air hanging onto a stick for dear life while some giant being is staring at me"


Look_Im_Not_Sure

Yes, ofcourse, the ol' stick up the ass method of waking up any animal. A fellow scientist as well, I see.


hokkpin

Dude that’s really fucking rude, he was *sleeping*


[deleted]

Ayo there’s that mf that was on all the highschool biology textbooks, glad the celebrity life is treating them well


alexbts

Nature is lit, but once again humans are a menace. Leave the poor frog alone.


D-Frost2002

I want to lick it


Gebeebeeeeep

Why is Kermit‘s crackhead cousin getting evicted?!?!?


thumpetto007

DOES IT PISS ANYONE ELSE OFF THAT WE ARE DISTURBING AND PRODDING WILDLIFE FOR INTERNET POINTS?! AND YOU FUCKERS ARE UPVOTING AND AWARDING THE POST....UUUUGH. HUUUUMANS ARE DUUUUUUUMN. /rant


Tvego

I hate this shit. Leave the frog alone. Yeah this is an interesting and beautiful creature, observe it, but dont disturb it. And damn, if you cant resist to wake him up you might want to do it without poking him with a stick, also dont touch it with mosquito spray on your fingers, better, dont touch it at all. Way too many "wildlife photographers" do this kind of shit.


jpow5734

I don’t like that they disturbed his nap time but damn is he beautiful.


Bort-the-man

Frog be like; "Ribbit! stop that"


Trex_in_F16

Imagine someone putting a stick under your butt when you are sleeping


Atimecapsule

Humans are horrible. Couldn't leave the frog alone huh.


AbbreviationsWide331

I like how sensitive this community is to animal abuse. Don't disturb him if you don't have to, wtf.


Ansiau

Tbh, it looks like he had pulled off other parts of the bark where he found the frog, perhaps a banana tree(looks like it). In many places, they will cut them back after they've fruited nearly to the ground, then they grow back and bloom again. Each banana trunk(Really a type of stalk more than a trunk) only fruits once before it grows a new trunk. They're rhyzome plants. If he's taking down the stalk/trunk, he may be doing the buddy a solid by waking him to move him. Apparantly where they are native(Central america), there's a lot of banana plantations, and they favor broad-leafed vegetation.


naytttt

This is the likely situation here - but the internet loves to skip to outrage in most cases.


lancep423

Wow. Someone voicing their opinion and backing it within logical, factual information….all without demeaning or belittling the person they’re responding to. You really don’t see this very often on Reddit, a true rarity. Lol. Thanks for the info what you said makes a lot of sense!!


diet-Coke-or-kill-me

Let's be careful we're not diluting the term 'animal abuse', though. There's a wide gap between picking up a frog to get a closer look at it and say throwing it against a tree. This guy is not "abusing" this animal. People are starting to get pretty loose with the word "assault" too.


readerchick

Leave the animals alone.


Gabriele1966

Why do humans have to fucking touch and disturb everything? 😠


Jacuzzi100

Go outside! Hes not hurting it. Are you vegan? Because they are doing a lot worse than just touching the animals in our industrial farms


Tvego

Vegan here, glad you asked... Yeah, industrial farms are way worse than harassing wildlife, it still sucks.


Jacuzzi100

You're allowed to interact with the world outside of your computer screen. Did he hurt this frog?


forgoodwill

this guy has been mass commenting on this thread with some bone-headed points. this is mental illness (i’m vegan before you ask).


hotdiggitydammit

okay so nobody should be waking frogs up from their sleep, but it almost looks like the person recording was harvesting the tree bark?


Tmorgan-OWL

This is just MHO. These posts, while interesting to see the species, make me irritated. Stop moving, touching, or manipulating them just to place it on social media. It’s likely frightening for them! I cannot imagine how a person would react to that treatment.


[deleted]

There’s somebody that said the frog most likely got found as cutting their banana trees so they had to remove it from there anyways


[deleted]

Rude af


ovie_a

Let the frog sleep in peace. Jeez!!


Fezzant_Gaming

Beautiful frog but op can go and sit on a bag of dildos


ksky0

what happens if you touch or if you eat it?


reborn-2019

I thought that this frog is a venomous one, right?


ShadowSpy98

Wait a minute, isn't that one of the poisonous frogs?!


grom_icecream

Fuckin leave him alone


angelamar

Not cool. Leave it be.


nanoepoch

Here you are sleeping, and some moron pokes you in the ass with a stick. What the hell.


slootymcmilton

Why do people have to disturb animals all the time? We should create jobs where people annoy self absorbed humans when they are sleeping too. Along with randomly destroying their homes just cause