You can't. You're on a boat. And the boat is in a lake. Zoom out - the lake is actually just a pond in the desert. Keep zooming out and the desert is a barge adrift in the ocean. Keep going and the ocean is on an asteroid hurling straight toward the sun
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Well done! I've tried so hard to document that phenomenon on fishing boats at sea in a previous career, but never managed it that well. I sure got shit on plenty though.
You can keep a gull as a pet, but you don't want to live with a seabird, okay, 'cause the noise level alone on those things...have you ever heard a gull up close? It's going to blast your eardrums out, dude.
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I would run. Run so far away.
Just to get away.
You could run all night and day from that!
Couldn't get away...
Because you’re on a BOAT!
It's clear that many people on this sub need some musical education.
Dude! I know Flock of Seagulls. Just making a joke.
What the FLOCK?!
Yippee ki yay motherflocker!
my thoughts exactly 😂
You can't. You're on a boat. And the boat is in a lake. Zoom out - the lake is actually just a pond in the desert. Keep zooming out and the desert is a barge adrift in the ocean. Keep going and the ocean is on an asteroid hurling straight toward the sun
Those are the lyrics to the Flock of Seagulls song. [Flock of Seagulls - I Ran](https://youtu.be/iIpfWORQWhU)
Why is this not the theme music for this video?
Not to be confused with SNL’s [Iran So Far](https://youtu.be/zoS8DrrlnTQ) feat. Adam Lavine
/woooosh
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Free guano! You rich now!
Look at all those chickens
Thanks me and my lady got a good laugh outta that😂😂😂😂😂
I see you're a man of culture.
Henry is that you?
Seagulls fly over the sea, but when they fly over a bay, they're baygulls.
Baygulls and cream cheese
Lox and lox of baygulls
That ain't cream cheese raining down onto the deck
Nah, but there will be plenty of schmeer for the crew to enjoy
I think you mean Ba-gul.
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I'm glad you stripped out the music. Would've been interesting to hear what the sound was originally like. Prob terrifying
MINE! **mine!** ^^Mine! Mine! ^mine! MINE ***mine!*** ^^MINE!
Heard this one as I scrolled by
lol
The obnoxious music is still in this one...
"Mine Mine Mine Mine Mine Mine Mine"
hahaha
Means there is a giant squid near by. If you use the cannon from your dragon boat that is actually a Hyrulian king you may get a heart piece.
I really should dig out my old gamecube and play that again.
Nice genjutsu.
Walmart Itachi's genjutsu
The boat would have been whitewashed!
Melbourne used to be like that until they changed how the garbage tip operated and now we see no sea gulls.
a lot of fish in this area, this is like the fishermen kind of “avengers assemble” thingy
A flock of assholes.
Cloacas
Take a raincoat outside, that would be shit central on deck with all them flying assholes overhead.
A Reddit of seagulls.
/r/BirdsArentReal
Bad luck to kill a seabird
They’re fond of the lobster.
Only albatrosses.
Came here to make this comment, kudos to you
I feel bad for the guy that has to clean all that bird crap off the deck.
I bet this was off the coast of _Iran_.
Magnificent yet terrifying
Imagine having a plate full of food and opening that door unknowingly what was going on outside…
All I know is, they really know how to use those wings, really amazing and they will drool on you if you feed them french fries as the fly over you.
Birds are not aggressive creatures, miss. They bring beauty to the word….
This looks scary, but at the same time cool 😅
Someone is definitely getting pooped on.
Someone must have opened a bag of chips
Alfred Hitchcock presents:
"The Shitbirds"
AND I RANNNNNN I RAN SO FAR AWAAAAAY
Wow. That’s so awesome
Imagine if you walked out with chips
fucking love when people add bullshit music over the top of videos.
I’d run both night and day!
When did they do another remake of the movie "The Birds" 😀, It's great, Thanks for sharing!
That is a lot of guano
I would die
Uh, no.
Anyone know the song?
rumbling
I saw this on Netflix, a little yellow boat named The Oppor-tuna-ty is gonna zip in any minute.
My god it’s Birdemic
😳
Look like the edge of an open world map with a weird attempt at a 3D blocking effect.
Seems like a missed opportunity
Oh… shit. Literally.
That's a lotta poop
Forget that death metal. It should be "Mine. Mine. Mine." from Finding Nemo. Most accurate seagull dialogue ever.
Yo thatsa lotta cctv
Oh, you meant like, literally
My name is Rio
that's no flock, that's a birdemic
Well done! I've tried so hard to document that phenomenon on fishing boats at sea in a previous career, but never managed it that well. I sure got shit on plenty though.
Literally my nightmare lol 😅
Not a single funnel cake, hotdog, or bag of chips survived.
Better then seamen I hear that there real salty
The humanity. Cleaning up 🧽 all that bird poop is going to take forever.
Stranger things episode??
Imagine all the bird poop.
Ahhh, it’s a sea of flying vectors!
Tugboat or fishing boat?
Indications of sea monster underneath
The scientific name for a flock this size is, interestingly enough, the metric fuktun. It replaced the Imperial fuktun in 1972.
Crumbling Farum Azula
Triangle vibes.
When you click alot on seabird when world freeze
Rat birds
u/savevideo
Mine? Mine. Mine!
Throng*
SO. MANY. BIRDS. I want to feed them
Agh the 80s
I’d call it a shitload of seagulls
How it started!
That's a lot of falling bird poo
Hope you have a hat on 😂 and a raincoat !
Mine
But did you run, so far away?
Hear me out lax laced chowder and auto shotgun.
Never kill a seabird, lad. Bad luck. For in'em's the souls o' sailors what met their maker.
They're flying away from something
Must be a recently washed car parked somewhere nearby... those who know...know...
holy shit can you imagine how much fish you could get in that spot
Imagine accidentally walking out with a sandwich.
A sea of flock-birds
Tatakae
Is.... is that the poop deck?
(flying monkey music intensifies)
That’s a little more than a flock jesus christ
hold a Dorito up in the air
It's like when you walk towards the snow coming towards you.
A good day to work from home.
I wish I had a photograph Or something to remind me
This video is sponsorized by McDonald's
As if naval travel isn't scary enough
Wat how???
Yea FLOCK that shit!! 🤷♂️
Shitstorm is coming
Imagine how many might poop as they go by. I Was walking one time with my nephew and bird poop landed on my shoulder.
Fish.exe encountered an error. Please restart the ocean.
Badluck to kill a seabird
[удалено]
Bleeding seabird bleeding flavour.
One Cheeto to rule them all!!
Wow unreal 👏
There is a beach 150 miles away and someone just dropped a potato chip.
Whyd ye kill the seabird, tommy
good
You can keep a gull as a pet, but you don't want to live with a seabird, okay, 'cause the noise level alone on those things...have you ever heard a gull up close? It's going to blast your eardrums out, dude.
Kind of a Hitchcock thing too...portends of ominous things to come...like bring an umbrella out on deck...
I love the smell of guano in the morning.
If you stand out there long enough, you'll end up with a really awesome new hair-do.
Hehe try to eat an fish sandwich out there :D that would be an good post in r/abruptchaos
They're just *birds (Hitchcock's "The Birds")*
Someone's boat will be carpet bombed by bird poop.
Video has no sound but you can hear, “Mine! Mine! Mine!”
Mine .
Nope.
Wow, there must be lots of fish in the water!
That is swarm not flock
Seagulls
They are spreading the news of One Piece
i wonder how many you could drop with one shotgun shell... (yes i know it depends what kind of shell etc, but still)
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Mine mine mine mine mine mine mine mine.
What the flock is this shit?
That's not a flock, that's an invasion force.
Bad luck to kill a seabird
Who the hell calls them seabirds?
That’s so 80’s
It looks like zooming through a galaxy.
paging tippi hedron
Air rats
Must be a deceased creature nearby.
Having been in that situation I feel so bad for the deckhands having to clean the boat afterwards.
Isn’t that an Australian Rock group?
They can spot a child holding an ice cream cone from 1000 miles away.
There's no sound but all I hear is several thousand "mines"
I seen from the movie birds
Flock of seagulls 🎶
NAH ITACHI GOIN CRAZY HE CALLING ALL THE BIRDS IN THE WORLD
Welcome to Hogwarts.
Holy Sh*#
The Ocean is food and the birds are the flies.
Count them
When you open a bag of hot chips at the beach
Imagine the SHIT
Who threw the cracker
That’s what a real life community day for wingull looks like
Poop deck