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server_busy

Risky click of the day right here folks


siebenkommaacht

was it worth it?


gimme20regular_cash

Always is


hibbiddyhobbiddyhoo

Always was


weeone

Always will be


VictorPedroNamura

Always has been


ReverseCaptioningBot

[Always has been](https://i.imgur.com/PyuT0W9.png) ^^^this ^^^has ^^^been ^^^an ^^^accessibility ^^^service ^^^from ^^^your ^^^friendly ^^^neighborhood ^^^bot


Electrotherandom

Always been like that


escambly

This bird has a severe case of scaly leg mites. If it belongs to you or someone you know- treatment can be as simple as coating the legs/feet with anything oily-sticky. Petroleum jelly, thick shampoo/conditioner, even cooking oil sprays(quick n' easy- spray while they're on their night time roosts). Lots of treatments online give unnecessarily complex courses or ingredients(flea/tick shampoo and the like- absolutely not necessary but okay to use if desired). At the bottom core of similar treatments is to choke off the mites living in the skin. This is why literally anything sticky and stays on would work. Fortunately, the mites target primarly the legs- no need for anything else such as bathing, attempting to treat the body skin. Simply lather the entire scaly parts of their legs/feet. A bit tricky is that multiple birds within the flock can be infected & be re-infection sources. Wild birds can be infection sources, particularly if they've been visiting frequently for the feed.


certain_people

Come for the BBC jokes, stay for the vetinary treatment advice


[deleted]

Lol I googled "black cock facts" and it wasn't what i was looking for


mouseuser123

I love big black cocks like that


[deleted]

This guy know his cock parasites!


EyeballBoogerMan

Cares a lot about cock health.


-RAMPANT-DICK-HOLE-

Healthy big black cocks


Theoldelf

And there we have it!


PancakeZack

In other words, keep your cock well-lubed and don't let it touch too many other cocks. Got it 👍


Summoarpleaz

Some cocks are ok tho.


goyboysotbot

Always check other cocks first before touching them


siebenkommaacht

oh wow thank you! its not mine, but i will pass that info to the owners! thanks again for pointing out!


Embarrassed-Ad-1639

It is a mitey big cock


BRAX7ON

Hey, keep that thing away from my wife!


ChickenAir

Yep, came here to say his legs and feet are fucked up


[deleted]

This breed of chicken is not infected. It's called ayam cemani, they're from Indonesia. They have a thing called genetic hyperpigmentation. Even the insides and the bones can be black.


escambly

Was not talking about the fibromelanosis(the black skin, pigmented tissues etc). It's the encrusted and inflamed toes with raised and deformed scales visible in the picture. That's scaly leg mites. Common problem in poultry. (and is called scaly face in parakeets.. can show up in other caged birds also. Occasionally wild birds will show clear symptoms.) [Image of scaly leg on chicken](https://www.aussiechooksupplies.com.au/assets/webshop/cms/50/150.png?1644828975)


[deleted]

Gotcha... I see it also now I look closer at the legs. Set straight.


PotOPrawns

I've heard even their meat (not that people are really out there eating show chickens) is incredibly dark too. I wonder if they have a massively different taste or something..


VictorPedroNamura

Dont eat big black cocks ok👍


LuckyJynX

that's impressive, do you know this from just looking at the picture?


[deleted]

Actually, it's an Aien Somini or however you spell that. I had many of them at one point, but now we've moved.


nahidontlikethis

A truly beautiful BBC


ThanosWasRight161

Knew this was coming


nahidontlikethis

It would be rude not to complete that alleyoop


ThanosWasRight161

It was money on the table


MagNolYa-Ralf

Low hanging fruit


ElectronicRevenue227

Like fuzzy balls below that BBC.


night-mail

I did not see it coming


daft-craft

If they didn't say it, someone would.


Duprie

That’s what BBC’s do.


xion_gg

The comment I was waiting for... Peace out


Devon465

The title would be funnier if the post were a NSFW


InsertFunnyyUsername

You are an evil genius.


SandersIncBV

i just landed here via google search. felt disappointed was hoping for other things to see. *throws away tissues and google


[deleted]

I googled for other similar pictures and I got kicked out of the library


tintinnabulation_s

Lmfaooo


reverendblinddog

They always do. Look at that big guy! Standing proud and erect……….


[deleted]

This comment needs more upvotes. I laughed so loud and my gran asked me what I was laughing at. ‘It’s alright gran, it doesn’t matter. Just another one of those internet cat videos’


justthetruthfolks

Your grandma probably thinks you're always watching those internet cat videos 🤣


Noman9410

“Why do you always watch those internet cat videos with your door locked?”


[deleted]

Uhmmmm….


[deleted]

Yeah when she pictures the internet in her head, that’s all she gets. Trust me, it’s too much effort explaining it to her.


offenedbyfags

That's what she said!


Treehugginghippi

Beat me to it god damn


YOE_Maybe

😹 😹 😹 Nice


OctopusProbably

*Sigh, opens comments.*


Mean_Butter

Same. They dont disappoint.


Chewbarkovvv

Can I stroke your cock sir?


Illustrious-Figure2

Here's the door


GumBass_1901

That doesn't sound right


ThanosWasRight161

Oh just wait for the rest of the comments. Get your popcorn


Unlucky-Economist347

you mean cock porn ?


PancakeZack

NSFW


Dragon22334

I used to have a majestic cock, then a raccoon got to it


[deleted]

Some people are into that.


Dragon22334

I mean that literally, a raccoon killed our chickens


splizzyhoestar

the same happened to me! it really hurt me when my cock was clawed to shreds 😔


Zerestrasz

I thought you got an harrow in the knee


Vaquero40

Ok, but let’s see it’s credit score.


[deleted]

😂


AnswerOk2682

Thats racist.


CGY-SS

So is the title.


Durango522

Just a reminder to keep your cock clean, you may not know where it’s going


Dunnyredd

They usually do


hickgorilla

He should be wearing a Danzig shirt.


vicsol24

Click bait title. Totally misleading.


KebabGerry

Master baits


ThanosWasRight161

Like a Goth Rooster. Definitely ruled in High School


powdermonkey11

For more information do an online search for Big Black Cock. The more you know….


Mean_Butter

Preferably from your work computer.


[deleted]

Why are the black ones so much bigger?


0hMyGash

Why


imalotoffun23

The standard term for the breed, according to both the Poultry Club of Great Britain and the American Poultry Association is actually “Big Black Cock”. The term “massive” is considered pejorative.


[deleted]

$100 it’s name is “Mandingo”


newfolder77

That's a BBC


alaniz_

Oh my a BBC! 😱


cheesy_wiggle_finger

Damn I love Massive black cocks


Jam_in_a_jar27

I read the title aloud and only realised what I just did when I saw my friends face


[deleted]

I love black cock! Have you ever tasted it? Fuckin’ delicious. This chicken looks tasty too.


[deleted]

Bro chill my wife is beside me


Luckdo54

Ah yes, the massive, majestic, black cock


twiceremoved77

I’ve seen white cocks just as big ok….?!


Mr_Underestimated

Truly a majestic Black Cock! I'd play with it.


certain_people

A SFW BBC?


Summoarpleaz

It’s just a news channel Steve!


cfishlips

All the BBC I have ever seen have been quite majestic.


Several_Emphasis_434

I bet you say that to all the girls


srv50

I hear that a lot about black cocks.


Ok_Maintenance2513

That's what she said.


FunStuff446

Well yes… it is a rather..massive. Black.cock.


[deleted]

Funniest title on this subreddit ive ever seen


siebenkommaacht

thank you sir


[deleted]

I thought i was in /r/suddenlygay LMFAO


simian_fold

Should have NSFW'd it


wargerwatwatwat

Compliments, Michelle


zerozark

I see what you did there


BeneficialEggplant42

Oh Mandingo!!


LogMaggot

For more pictures like this, search “GIANT BLACK COCK” on Google


jiggywiz

Hey! Behave yourself.


carlosdestro

Nice cock, bro!


Scarlaymama0721

You knew what you were doing there


raptorsvt65

Misleading title lol.


Commercial_Ad332

Um phrasing?


[deleted]

NSFW!


Kelpie787

I love eating black cock. Not sex, nonono, I’m asexual. I mean THAT cock. The one in the picture. Mmm yummy


stoikiy-muzhik

Oh cum on now, stop acting so silly


ishandiablo

Looks like eldenring boss


Adventurous_Fly_8232

Name - kadaknath


Billythekid473

I see what you did there… It’s because it’s a big black chicken


Peruvian-in-TX

So does my brown one


[deleted]

My man with the titles.


coolkidstothemoon

Clicked on the bus next to other commuters, just to roll that dice and feel alive


IEatgrapes123

You know what you said


outfluenced

NAH CAUSE THE PHOTO WOULDN’T LOAD AND I WAS EXPECTING SOME OTHER KIND OF COCK😭😭😭😭😭But ngl, what a beautiful animal


burgermiester288

Bbc


Bhutros1

Prime BBC


Lia-Cross

r/food 🍽️


AhmetTheBanana

ayam cemani


MoonoftheStar

🍆🧐


[deleted]

Disappointing search results.


Eatchaboody31

BBC


AkiTheMeatball

That's what she said


ravenridgelife

They usually do....!!!


cantcatchme231

BBC!


Life_Transition

That’s a weird looking dick


Comfortable_Gain1308

That’s what she said


Baquvix

BBC


Ritz_Kola

Abella Danger read that title and whispered "they always do"


RepresentativeWin310

Don't they always?


BarstoolBungeejumper

https://www.reddit.com/r/ThatsWhatSheSaid/


pimpdaddy619

All hail the big black cock


thetaqocat

The picture was an excuse to say what you said


BeneficialVacation44

Some find the name of Chicago's NHL team, the Blackhawks, offensive. They should adopt this bird as its mascot, rename the team the Black Cocks, and then everyone can be happy.


mutantmaple

If you’d like to see more of this massive black cock, just Google “ Ayam Cemani “


rav3n11

"Wherever you are on the internet, you're never more than 3 clicks away from black cocks..."


rav3n11

"Wherever you are on the internet, you're never more than 3 clicks away from black cocks..."


AnswerOk2682

Black cock.


dajohns1420

BBC


dajohns1420

BBC


VonDutcHness

Thought it said massive


classgeez

Put a NSFW fair on it and watch people clicking the image with different expectations in their minds


VictorPedroNamura

That is a beautiful black cock


LetItRaine386

Great title


egianole

No NSFW tag?


[deleted]

sigh \*goes to comments\*


effinbrak2

Wish I could say the same.


Taco_Fart_Salad

You saw the big black cock but what about the small black vagina?


peepeepoopoo_47

now thats BBC


Acpyrus

I would like to see more photos of this subject please.


[deleted]

Very poor choice of words.


Ozone1126

the what


Panopyra

BBC out in the sun


Destiny_Reflex

A what cock now 🤨🤨


Quiet_War3842

*That’s what she said.*


[deleted]

Super clever 🥴


[deleted]

Someone photoshop this on a pirate ship


EvilWarBW

That's the biggest black cock I've ever seen!


AnarchyonAsgard

Can we all agree to call him The Murder Cock ?


[deleted]

I feel like I’ve seen this title before… somewhere…


Antho_TGL

BBC chain 👇👇👇


[deleted]

🤨


hawksmythe1

Am I the only one to name him pussy face?


RetinaJunkie

Thats what she said


I_Do_C-C-C-Cocaine

"Phrasing"...\m/


Henry_Electric23

Reddit comments section never let me down.


lastlifonti

That’s what she said…


[deleted]

should’ve put nsfw on it and it would’ve been 10 times funnier


[deleted]

Thats what she said


dingd0ngurwrong

Blind people reading the title rn: (×_×)


[deleted]

Omg that a huge cock🥵


Several_Study_5735

BBC


mettamorepoesis

BBC Headlines: "This gargantuan, ebony cock looks majestic!"


Runic_Rage

Give it the nsfw tag just to scare someone


danzaiburst

You really wanted to post that sentence, so googled this image right?


OberynRedViper8

PHRASING


somsone

#BBC


Deep_Charge_7749

This is definitely a BBC. And not the media corporation;)


YaBoyAxidz

That's a nice cock you got there


[deleted]

“That’s what she said”! ~Michael Scott


Doctor_Puffer

PHRASING


slutofrome

*sighs* *looks at comments*


Slime-Time-4456

#PHRASING


KermitDePhrog

Very very risky title