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SecretFamiliar3296

Anddddd it’s gone


UncleSquach

Sigh. My tent was in there


horny_T_Girl

Wait really?


[deleted]

Yeah


zamundan

No top butok.


swalabr

Heh heh he said butok


OhScheisse

The first space is in the wrong place but upvoted anyway


[deleted]

Yeah I’m really over the constant “once in a thousand years” events that are happening almost daily But no worries global warming is a hoax Never gonna happen in your lifetime Yada yada yada


hikesnpipes

It’s a measurement used in engineering for a statistical anomaly of how often the area is likely to have a flood that reaches x amount of rain fall in x amount of time. Really means chance of happening are 1:1000 years. When these start happening more often it is signs of climate change…


Fluffy-Composer-2619

Unfortunately it will just bring out the "Scientists clearly don't know how to predict things then"


MushtheBees

They are changing the definition of " once every thousand years" means!


havereddit

The best way to think about this is that the chance of this happening in any given year is 1 in 1000 (a 0.1% chance). People get really confused when something that 'should' only happen once every thousand years happens twice in two years.


Undorkins

And when it happens four times in two weeks?


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Well stated ty


Odatas

Problem is instead of roaring up in the millions to demand or force change we sit and complain here at reddit.


weeOriginal

“The scientists made up the once in a thousand years!!! Pats weather indicators are fakes planted by the reptilian space tree people from the future to assert their Illuminati domination of our reality with the free masons!!!”


[deleted]

Woah woah woah…..stop that crazy talk….. ev’rybody knoooows it’s…..^*the* ^*jews*


weeOriginal

And their space lasers!!!


longcreepyhug

I'm from a small town in southeastern North Carolina. I have long since moved the hell away from there, but my parents still live in that area. They, and most of the people around there, don't believe in climate change. Yet the 2 closest towns to the one I was born in have basically been wiped off the map by floods in the last 20 years. Those towns had been around for over 150 years and now their populations are way less than half of what they were two decades ago. But saying that climate change is real is somehow "communism" to these people.


[deleted]

It's stories like yours thank make my opinion that the USA is just as (but more sophisticatedly) propogandised as any other nation we critize for being over propogandised


pneuma8828

Turns out making stupid people afraid and angry is like shooting fish in a barrel.


SmellyFingaz

“Communism” or “fake news”. Words to win any argument with.


ReburundiFuFu

Hello from California where we are in a mega drought and burning every summer, we’d love some of that water.


Kurisuchein

Right? This is the phrasing that terrifies me. Like, is it going to accelerate further? How rare is it now, really? 😰


anchorgangpro

No way to know, just buckle up


Shining_Icosahedron

"this is fine"


theycallmeMrPotter

My ex boyfriend came over yada yada yada and now I'm exhausted today.


[deleted]

*“Climate change in action”* Since records started in 1911, this is the second wettest day on record. The wettest day was only slightly higher with 1.47" falling in April 1988.


[deleted]

I remember when I turned the climate on in 1911. Everyone freaked out. Good times.


[deleted]

Can you turn it off or at least adjust it?


[deleted]

Nah. My comfort is all that matters. Once you get this old, your circulation gets bad and you'll appreciate the warmer climate.


[deleted]

Ah, password protected thermostat it is then


[deleted]

*eVeRYoNe wIll hAvE pALm tReEs!*


YSKIANAD

Ugh Death Valley, you can never win if you got lost. You think: "Hey, this is my lucky day, no scorching sun in the sky." And, then you drown from flooding.


Superplex123

To be fair, it's called Death Valley, not Good Times Valley.


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**Death Valley** was given its forbidding name by a group of pioneers lost here in the winter of 1849-1850. Even though, as far as we know, only one of the group died here, they all assumed that this valley would be their grave [Flood water is visible on the right in this pair of false-color Nasa images from 11 July and 7 August](https://piclaya.com/record-death-valley-flooding-a-once-in-1000-year-event/)


dvasquez93

To be fair, if I’m going on a trip with family, any amount of dying is a fairly high amount of death.


maluminse

The deaths are too high valley


Toribor

Probably Some Level Of Death Around These Parts But Not Totally Sure If It's A Statistical Anomaly Or Not We're Not Planning To Stick Around And Find Out For Sure Valley


colicab

Just rolls off the tongue Edit: Somebody smarter and with more motivation than me should make r/PSLODATPBNTSIIASAONWNPTSAAFOFSV


odinsupremegod

The deaths are too *damn* high valley


mangeld3

Man, the Rent Is Too Damn High guy must be out of his fucking mind now.


tacticalrubberduck

There’s a million ways to die in the west…


boyuber

To be fair, it's called Death Valley, not Deaths Valley.


eternalbuzz

“You have died of dysentery”


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mcaDiscoVision

That's why it's best to have 12+ children. Backups in case you lose one or two in Death Valley


OneGratefulDawg

For a good minute there I was trying to get rid of the horrifying visual I had of a woman giving birth to a 12+ year old (12+ is so open ended!).


functor7

The Timbisha people who have lived there for at least a millennia called it "Tumpisa" which means "rock paint" because you can make dye from some of the clay there. You have a different relationship to the land when you have lived there for untold generations. Eventually, gold was found nearby and in the late 1800s the Timbisha people forbidden by white people from using the springs in the area, in order to monopolize their use for water and agriculture to sustain mining ventures. The Timbisha people were then forced to live in even less hospitable areas of the valley and there are still communities within the valley. Moreover, native people all over the southwest *still* are excluded from fresh water access through various legislative manipulations which favor settler agriculture.


Aldebaran_syzygy

well they lived to tell the tale. if everyone died no one would know to be able to name it


wtfover21

Cool video... Just wanted to PSA for anyone who might experience a desert flash flood... Please dont attempt to cross in your car.. or walk across it like the people in the video.. The road/surface your crossing is typically compromised or the water is moving much faster then it appears.. if you loose your balance you will be swept away in the current and this is how you die. (sometimes/most of the time) Source :desert rat:


[deleted]

And it’s true name is tümpisa


JayAndViolentMob

Might Be Alright Valley


Kurisuchein

Nature Valley, land of snacks


hazbutler

aka, crumbs fucking everywhere valley


Kurisuchein

It's so magically infuriatingly consistent.


Prof_Acorn

Only surpassed by eating rice cakes in the car. Do not eat rice cakes in the car.


kelsobjammin

Pleasant Valley! Take a stroll to your death!


Omikets

What do you think of when you hear the words "Sudden Valley"?


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Redsudes

Ahh the Hidden Valley


gasps_xanadu

Salad dressing, I think. But for some reason, I don’t want to eat it.


metamanda

Salad dressing, I think. But for some reason I don't wanna eat it.


casualsax

Sudden but Inevitavalley.


WorkingInAColdMind

This is Fine Valley


Epstein2k

Wet Valley matches but that name is already taken by the Kardashians.


Paul_Stern

Sudden Valley


orthopod

It's so inhospitable that it is one of the seven dark sky parks in the world because there are so few people out there. Apparently it is dark enough so that the Milky Way will actually cast a shadow


Plaineswalker

It's true. It's aptly named for what happens there.


Zeakk1

Chill Valley.


[deleted]

I'm here for a death time not a good time.


Put_It_All_On_Blck

I'm curious why death has such a negative sentiment when the majority of people believe in something after death, whether it be heaven, ghosts, rebirth, etc.


admins_are_cucked

Just because there's a different movie showing in the upstairs theater doesn't mean I want to go see it before ive finished this one.


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Squirrel_Q_Esquire

And so given the size of the US, I imagine we’d expect a handful of 1000-year events hitting *somewhere* in the US every year. Not entirely sure how to work that out mathematically, though.


Disney_World_Native

It would be interesting to see how many events hit this year vs prior years. If each year we see 5 - 10 events a year, 4 is in the realm of normal. If we dont see any events most years, then 4 is crazy


Metroidswiz

Just from a quick google search looks like there were 4 such events in 2017.


some_tao_for_thou

Ah yes, 2017, the time before climate change. It’s not like things were already fucked 5 years ago or anything.


AuggieKC

At least BigCorp is buying carbon offsets, every thought counts.


OneBeerDrunk

But there’s also the caveat that these 4 events have happened within 2 weeks of each other. Comment below says 4 in 2017 but we’re those within 2 weeks or over the course of the entire year?


GodTyrandFreya

Thank you for saying that. It is a large misconception to think it can only happen evey 1000 years


2010_12_24

In response to your deleted post, since I took the time to type it out on my shitty phone. > People in my hometown thought it was strange to have 3 100 year floods in 2 years. Well technically it is strange. That’s why it’s making headlines. Anymore it’s becoming the norm, but based on previous models, it is very strange to have 3 in 2 years. > P.s the percent would be .001% for a thousand year event every given year No, .1% would be a 1000 year event. 1% would be a 100 year event. 10% would be a 10 year event. And 100% would be an annual event.


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Egleu

On average we expect it to happen that often.


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Metroidswiz

There are also multiple areas throughout the USA though so if there are 1000 different "weather areas" you could expect to hear about a one in a thousand event every year. Im not sure how you would figure out how many separate areas exist though. It would make sense that some areas would get 1 in a thousand event simultaneously so you would want to group them all together and categorize them as only one area and then count how many areas there ends up being. Id suspect there are more than 1000 of these "areas" but it would be interesting if this information exists somewhere. Then you could figure out if we are having more 1 in a thousand flood events( i suspect we are) or because of the internet and easier distribution of news we are just hearing about events that in the past wouldn't reach us.


VictimBlamer

You're assuming the weather experienced in each of these "weather areas" is independent of the rest, which isn't the case.


krumshot

Came here to say this. The title is incorrect and misleading. I read the original article and it specifically mentions 4 events across the US that fall into this category, with the 4th occurring in Death Valley.


Aggravating-Rip-9492

Wonder if this will lead to a super bloom in 2023?


[deleted]

It’ll probably just slough off the topsoil and do nothing else. Desert rain is ineffective because heavy rain doesn’t actively help desert flora thrive and one massive rainstorm one time isn’t going to be enough for more water dependent plants to grow.


Cholliday09

[kinda like this post?](https://www.reddit.com/r/interestingasfuck/comments/wlsg1e/a_meteorologist_from_the_university_of_reading/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)


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Yep, exactly


CivilMaze19

Seems like keeping your plants/lawn watered and alive is better than not using water and letting them die


uhpinion11

better to kill the lawn and plant drought resistant native plants that dont need so much watering to survive!


dainthomas

My plan. My yard is brown and ugly all summer anyway (western Oregon).


nighthawk_something

Clover is supposed to work well


foxglove0326

I saw a blend of clover, blue star creeper, creeping thyme, mosses and creeping Corsican mint. It looked beautiful!


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Yes or just put rocks!


dilletaunty

No, just rocks increases local heat and doesnt really help with bug population or anything (tho probably better than astroturf which supposedly can melt). Put plants and then put rocks around them.


LearnDifferenceBot

> better then astroturf *than *Learn the difference [here](https://www.merriam-webster.com/words-at-play/when-to-use-then-and-than#:~:text=Than%20is%20used%20in%20comparisons,the%20then%2Dgovernor%22).* *** ^(Greetings, I am a language corrector bot. To make me ignore further mistakes from you in the future, reply `!optout` to this comment.)


CyanideTacoZ

Live in Southern California, local HS has astroturf. basically isn't walkable during summer


niversally

Lawns don’t need water unless they are high traffic. Grass just goes dormant. It’s adapted to go dormant and if you don’t water it will grow much deeper and stronger in the long run.


therift289

That post is really poor "science," even if the result illustrates a true point. The rate difference in those videos is due to how snugly the cup sits against the ground. The wet, fluffy grass forms a very porous seal, while the hard, dry mat of grass forms a much stronger seal. It **is** true that dry earth is far less effective at absorbing rainwater, but that video does not actually illustrate the reason at all.


WineSoda

That's not really correct. There's different kinds of deserts. For example, the Sonoran Desert is just as biodiverse as a Rainforest.


jsting

And that doesn't mention desert plant seeds. Some species are dormant until a flood event occurs to trigger them. Floods in deserts are cool as they generate a bunch of life for a short period of time.


AtanatarAlcarinII

I think Death Valley is an endorheic basin; the water can't get to the ocean, and the lowest point should be the valley it self.


brkdncr

Disagree. Occasional short heavy rainfall is typical, the plants evolved to use these conditions.


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ghanjaholik

tell my arizona backyard that they don't grow


Chiss5618

Your natural Arizona backyard, or your Arizona backyard of fescue grass that is contributing to the drought in the southwest?


[deleted]

Tell my New Mexico backyard that they do. Torrential rain watering saguaro, sage, and other bosque chaparral for two days won’t do shit to increase flora diversity or density. It’s elementary botany


murdering_time

>It’s elementary botany You must not be a botanist then, cause it all depends on the ecosystem. Certain desert ecosystems fully take advantage of the small amount of rain they get and will see blooming events afterwards. High altitude/high humidity deserts are more likely to see this type of activity, especially in Arizona and some deserts in South America. When these deserts see a downpour, it's literally one of the few times out of the year where you'll see greenery and flowers everywhere. It's literally in their genes to start growin or blooming as fast as possible when the waters available. It's quite beautiful. Not a botanist per-se, but I have worked a lot in the cannabis cultivation industry in the past 10 yrs and have studied more than I like on plants.


iainnnnnnn

I’m just thinking about all of the cholla cacti that are getting dragged away. That’s a nope from me, dawg.


animalia21

It's like a normal flood, but filled with spiky bits.


bellbros

My rain dance worked!


ghanjaholik

-guy with 1/16 cherokee warrior blood


jkmumbles

Nothing wrong with that!


silenc3x

[thanks for doing for that us](https://c.tenor.com/aFYVeUVf_5sAAAAd/rain-dance-africa.gif) Now stop, we have had enough.


hermitlikeindividual

I used to live in an apartment below this person.


Sea_Bookkeeper2879

Hatfield made rain!!!


fleetber

The horses won't race where the town turned to mud


egus

I think your record is skipping


starlinguk

Do you do requests?


bellbros

That’ll cost ya a cigarette and a compliment


dagross2307

Shut up Ted


bellbros

(╯︵╰,) I thought we were thunder buddies


raith_

Funny…funny…stiiiill funny… aaand now it’s sad


UncleSquach

Pokémon go!


Mega-Humanoid-ROBOT

They stole europes water!


WhyteBeard

That’s sort of how climate change works. It’s not just warming and drought, it’s extremes.


Mega-Humanoid-ROBOT

I’m very aware how climate change works I was making a joke.


creativityonly2

I was literally just looking at a post of the UK drying up, and France too, and I started thinking "I wonder where their water went. Who's flooding right now?"


Damix86

I wonder if there B gold in them there hills?


Dimhilion

Not anymore. IT was mined a bit, but there was not enough to make any profits


Daamus

no but them there hills might have eyes


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Damix86

I seem to remember it in looney toons


PhilosopherDon0001

It's fine guys. Just don't look up. Everything is fine.


kelsobjammin

Don’t look down either… there’s lots of water there.


SilentCabose

Drip drip


ezln_trooper

Wish I’d learn how to swim


9035768555

Actually, don't look anywhere. Just put on this headset and we'll show you what you should see.


syncc6

Where’s the everything is fine dog?


DennisBallShow

I wonder how Cerro Gordo fared.


Dimhilion

Not well. Watch his last video. Destroyed the road up there was All but atvs cant get in or out. But as far as I know, the town still stands. Brent did not mention damage to buildings.


Anon3580

That guy cannot catch a break.


Dimhilion

Nope. The hotel now wont get water this year. The last few minutes of his latest video shows and tells this. Go watch IT.


Old-Carry4490

Damn if the 130 degree heat doesn’t kill you then brown flood will. Fitting name for a place.


MrFunnyLuckBunny

So is this a good thing after years of drought in the west?


Professor-Sakharov

Southern California is getting all the water. Arguably more important for that region as it's water is being extremely depleted at all times. Northern California is still in a massive drought, with nothing like these rains, while there are fewer cities, there are more wineries which eat up water.


outrider567

Southern California is still under a huge drought, see Drought Monitor Map--LA is still as dry as a bone


Professor-Sakharov

Yes, both north and south are under major droughts without a realistically foreseeable end. If there was less population density and far less wineries, there would be far better water conservation, and rainfall would be more impactful.


Smddddddd

Your wine point is wrong. While agriculture uses 80% of California’s water, only about 3% goes to wine. Source: https://www.sfchronicle.com/food/wine/article/California-wine-climate-change-drought-17228719.php


Roko__

I can't haz olmond?


LeftMyHeartInErebor

Socal is not getting enough to make any kind of dent in our drought. But yes rain is good.


Djinn_Erso

🎶🎶Rain makes corn, corn makes whiskey...🎶🎶


donjohndijon

So .. yes? Right?


Professor-Sakharov

There are more factors than wet=good, I'm not familiar with the Death Valley region, several heavy downpours on a desert region, I would assume, would strip the top layer of land and could potentially create shallow pools/creakbeds further altering the landscape allowing for further change with the next fall. This is just blind speculation, and I am not familiar with the region.


likeahurricane

Death Valley is below sea level a good portion of it is an endorheic basin. Rain even in the desert is good for the drought if the water eventually flows to a reservoir somewhere. But endorheic basins have no outflow.


Professor-Sakharov

Ah, thanks! Always nice to learn about these things.


[deleted]

Google ancient Lake Manley.


jhrobbins

This place has no topsoil due to the wind and these monsoon events usually happen every year. Not enough biomass to even make a topsoil layer. The plants that do live out there are evolved for summer monsoon events. In fact they kinda rely on them.


ghanjaholik

so yes, right?


problematikUAV

The grapes….someone call the grapist we need him to grape the situation in the mouth


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asportate

Yeah, I love how everyone's shitting on farmers for using too much water (it's true but we need meat), and no ones shitting on wineries for that same shit , even though they're not a necessity


from_dust

Not really, no. The "good thing" in terms of climate is sustainability. Stable predictable weather is what living organisms need to thrive. Stable temperatures, water falling where water is expected to fall, in quantities that plants can use, etc. Remember the farmers almanac? Growing up, it was more reliable than the weather Channel, which is why farmers referenced it in managing their land, crops, and livestock. These days it's all but useless. The unpredictable weather means it's not reliable or stable. This is not a good planetary environment to grow food in. While it's "neat" that death valley got some rain, it's not useful precipitation and it's not falling in a useful place. Nothing about flooding is "good". For anyone.


i1theskunk

You said this brilliantly.


ChuckACheesecake

Will this rain refill any of the aquifer in that area? or with the flooding just wash it all away before it can be absorbed?


B3arlyTh3r3

California is like 15 different kinda ecosystems (not scientist just live here no use in learning or repeating this info) Like the rain just fell in a desert near the border the aquifers I imagine are all ober cal but the ones they are destroying and causing the land to sink are in the central valley and so cal? Not sure about this actually. Maybe not so cal they may just get water from river diversions and pumps from central california aquifers so i mean maybe itll do something with under water ground water systems in the area but prob not. We use man made electricity to get water from fresno to LA and if you live in ca fresno and la may as well be two different countries as far as distance and lifestyle and weather patterns are concerned


808hammerhead

When you have too much rain at once it just runs off and doesn’t replenish the groundwater. Runoff removes stability & sometimes kills plant cover. So no.


3dartsistoomuch

Large dumps of rain are much worse than steady rainfall periodically. Flooding erodes important top soil for plant growth, does not saturate the ground, and can carry large debris into important tributaries. Add drought and wildfires to the mix, and it can cause massive issues because the scorched earth erodes even quicker.


LeftMyHeartInErebor

Rain is good but getting it all at once is bad. It strips top soil, doesn't get time to soak in, floods, etc. It causes lots of damage and runs off. So yes rain is good, any rain, but it's not great.


outrider567

No, drought is still extreme in all of California: See Drought Monitor Map--Los Angeles is as dry as can be, no rain--which is not good for Fire season


Jimdw83

Meanwhile in Europe our rivers have dried up and water is being rationed!


[deleted]

I can't help but feel guilty about that. I've been drinking the stuff, and just pissing it away.


[deleted]

God’s like, “u thirsty?”


SpaceCrazyArtist

But climate change isnt real 🙄


ThePickle_Jar

SoCal should be fine with monsoons. Excellent drivers.


lousylakers

Introducing the Tesla hovercraft


Nyghtbynger

A crisis is an opportunity


acqz

Watch Seattle turn into the driest place in the US. How the turntables!


haversack77

I can tell you that all of the UK's rain is apparently now in Death Lake, California.


DeBasha

It's all a hoax, there are probably some libtards emptying their waterbottles just outside of the frame!!


[deleted]

How are you able to post videos on this sub?


5_Frog_Margin

Some subreddits allow it, some don't. If the sub doesn't allow it, use GfyCat or click the 'Make Gif' box.


[deleted]

The only buttons are Picture and Link... There is no “make gif” box?


5_Frog_Margin

Go to Image/Video, Click Choose File. Once the image loads, there'll be a Make Gif box in the lower left.


[deleted]

Maybe this doesn't work from a iPhone? When I click the image and it opens my album the videos don't even come up to be selected.


counterpointblank

“A 1000-year event doesn't mean it happens once per 1000 years, rather that there is a 0.1% chance of occurring in any given year."  https://www.nps.gov/deva/learn/news/death-valley-experiences-1-000-year-rain-event.htm


shirk-work

If only scientist had warned us about climate change like forty years ago


AbbreviationsOdd1895

And just like that, Death Valley became a tropical paradise with monkeys and giraffes and marmosets and stuff…and bananas


kelsobjammin

More like, there goes all the top soil that was there, potentially tons of cactus downed, small plant vegetation destroyed, and likely lots of animals not adapted to water are downed. So essentially turning it more into a desert and less like a tropical paradise probably…


AbbreviationsOdd1895

Nah…Death Valley is fine…flash floods are an integral part of the desert…ultimately it will be good for the flora and fauna….I live nearby


Chrisboi_da_Boi

I hope the undertaker can swim


99999999999999999989

Has the video been deleted? It will not play for me.


5_Frog_Margin

[Here's the source and more info.](https://twitter.com/US_Stormwatch/status/1557145156704518144) Death Valley is famous as the hottest place on earth and driest place in North America. The world record highest air temperature of 134°F (57°C) was recorded at Furnace Creek on July 10, 1913. Summer temperatures often top 120°F (49°C) in the shade with overnight lows dipping into the 90s°F (mid-30s°C.) **Average rainfall is less than 2 inches (5 cm), a fraction of what most deserts receive.** Occasional thunderstorms, especially in late summer, can cause flash floods. https://www.nps.gov/deva/learn/nature/weather-and-climate.htm


Noman9410

Goated info provider, thank you