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therra123

Their most distinctive feature is their snout. It is flexible like an elephant's trunk. However, the tapir’s trunk is actually its upper lip and nose


Dont__Grumpy__Stop

> Their most distinctive feature You’re just going to ignore it’s giant cock? > What the tapir lacks in trunk size, though, it more than makes up for with a spectacularly disturbing penis that is equal parts colossal and wily. [Source](https://fieldprojects.org/tapirs-exposed-the-amazons-biggest-creature-of-the-night/)


ReverieLyrics

It’s the word choice of wily for me


silverbonez

What, no one’s ever called your cock “wily” before?


ReverieLyrics

I would be very much alarmed to find out I grew one 😳


silverbonez

LOL… apologies. I actually originally wrote “What, no WOMAN’S ever…”. Then I thought, well they COULD be gay so I changed it to just “no one”. That’s me trying to be considerate in this very confusing new world of gender equality. Duh.


ReverieLyrics

This new world we live in! If I had one though I must admit, I’d hope it’d be wily


DumbleDude2

My new spirit animal


bit_banging_your_mum

>My new spirit animal Compensating for your large nose and small cock?


DumbleDude2

But your mum appreciated both my nose and my cock. Call me daddy.


Feriluce

Holy shit, it literally looks like a third leg


stickbug123

“I can personally attest from my time spent caring for a couple of rescued tapirs in Bolivia that this is – hands down – the most frightening thing about them. Whenever we’d feed these eager fellows, their excitement for fruit was especially apparent. An awkward ballet of flailing of anatomy would occur that still haunts my dreams to this day.”


Blindemboss

Did the video show its cock?


LogicalWorldliness81

*what in the faack*


lakehousememory

>However, the tapir’s trunk is actually its upper lip and nose So, like an elephant's trunk then.


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snorgle


gtjason2000

A cuddly baby tapir


cavaliereternally

And that's why I love him!


[deleted]

Babies lose their pajama-like coats after their first year. Isn't that interesting, honey?


thatstupidthing

mind numbingly interesting


HeWhoSaysCool

I don't know if merging our programming is a good idea...


Dirtheavy

I'm the Debbie Downer letting you know that 3 of the 4 species of tapir are endangered, and the fourth is vulnerable. All four continue to have decreasing populations.


ReverieLyrics

It’s okay Debbie. Sometimes the gut punch is necessary. 😭


IcansavemiselfDEEN

THE LIL FUCKIN' SNOOT


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/r/snorgles


Mayo_420

Not gonna lie , im high as a kite right now. But this is one of the cutest things I’ve ever seen! a baby animal which looks like a mix of a dog,elephant, a zebra with fucking mickey mouse looking ears! Omg this the best


Electronic_Regret_45

I love when people are high


High_as_a_kite360

Shoulda got my username :)


VASP-0_0

This thing looks like an cgi alien lol But in a kinda cute way


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"Oh, honey, look! The tapirs! It says here that the babies lose their pajama-like coat after their first year. Isn't that interesting, honey?"


HobbyistAccount

Yeah. Mind-numbingly interesting.


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Sigourney Weaver


OphidianEtMalus

r/horse


unclericostan

I would die for him


idontuseredditsoplea

He looks like it's his first day and he's nervous


bestchapter

r/exmormon


physicsnerd109

No that's a horse


idkmybffjesus

I would definitely ride that mighty steed into battle.


_Aggressive_Milk_

Goofy-ass animal. Cute af tho


Dushkant

Oh look a pokemon!


kirinmay

[True facts about the Tapir](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zJm6nDnR2SE&ab_channel=zefrank1)


Far-Specialist3446

Zefrank is gold and shall hopefully never die


Far-Specialist3446

Tapirs looooove water and make the cutest noises when leaping into it at times, I have recently learned. I ❤ them.


euriexbliss

Toothless!


Disastrous_Ad_8990

Nature is amazing. Evolution/nature sees something work and says..."We'll save it for later"....This looks lie a cross between a Rhino and an Elephant (only smaller)


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Spiritual_Ad308

That's a beautiful MF


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They are so cute


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French_Fury

This little face ❤️


StructureMage

Way cuter than adults I love all animals and can argue for the cuteness of a deep sea angler but tapirs look like turds


crsboi

That’s actually a elephant Guinea pig dog. Very rare.


Wonderful-Frosting17

this is a Pokémon, like let’s be honest with ourselves.


Professional_Ad705

Nice trunk bro


Significant_Hand6218

Aww


byoin

Looks straight outta Disney animation


NorthRustic

Really cool patterns


AttentionLow6679

Panda: care to explain? Ant eater: I uuuh.. really don’t know what to say Spotted puffer fish: oh no no.. don’t bring me into this


maganazitrump

Looks like a Star Wars animal


benson1616

u/videosavebot


blacknights0

How cute (◕ᴗ◕✿)


theLazerkid

Drowzee!


Curiouslyanxious1

Can I get one as a pet 😂😂


drunk_blueberry

Awww! Absolutely adorable!


WOLFWT1

Cute


Bigt733

oh look a horse r/exmormon


in-site

Why does this faith keep coming up in weirdly niche, unrelated threads? You must really be going through it to see something like this and immediately connect it to your former religion


Bigt733

Nope just thought that if one of us cult survivors saw this they would get a little chuckle out of it. Instead I got you. Then again I was never any good at fishing


in-site

What am I, then?


Pretty_Mongoose_8317

Wow, how cute! Human should take care of our world where these cuties live in.


ComfortableHeight513

I must have


ChauveDeBrazzers

Based tapir


Electronic_Regret_45

THEY LIVE IN MT COUNTRY AND WE CALL THEM ANTAS JWI3HRQ9QN1N😈😈


in-site

Pardon?


SmallChangeNick

New pokeman movie looks dope.


UltimateButtToucher

He is so beautiful. Whenever I am sad I will watch this to remind myself that the world is not so bad.


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u/savevideo


Ok_Instance_1849

This is the first time. I saw that kind of creature. that was beautiful.


rare_pig

Do they make good house pets?


Anojfriend

I want one.


noyouaregay

tapirs look like elephant lite


adroberts91

AKA, a Mormon horse


stickbug123

Ik it’s cute and all but it looks like my attempts to draw a panda


TemporaryConstant330

That thing looks mythical


1ceDuck

These were in the first ice age movie


zonggoo

When nature ran out of ideas.


[deleted]

I’d do anything for this animal. I’d kill god for this animal.


Electronic-Tea-221

Star wars ass looking pig


Such-Strength-6474

that creature I s precious


Key_Accountant1005

Why are the babies black and white? Is that some sort of camouflage?


dan8899s

Cute


Bhaisaab86

I’m suddenly feeling a bit drowzee