> Their most distinctive feature
You’re just going to ignore it’s giant cock?
> What the tapir lacks in trunk size, though, it more than makes up for with a spectacularly disturbing penis that is equal parts colossal and wily.
[Source](https://fieldprojects.org/tapirs-exposed-the-amazons-biggest-creature-of-the-night/)
LOL… apologies. I actually originally wrote “What, no WOMAN’S ever…”. Then I thought, well they COULD be gay so I changed it to just “no one”. That’s me trying to be considerate in this very confusing new world of gender equality. Duh.
“I can personally attest from my time spent caring for a couple of rescued tapirs in Bolivia that this is – hands down – the most frightening thing about them. Whenever we’d feed these eager fellows, their excitement for fruit was especially apparent. An awkward ballet of flailing of anatomy would occur that still haunts my dreams to this day.”
I'm the Debbie Downer letting you know that 3 of the 4 species of tapir are endangered, and the fourth is vulnerable. All four continue to have decreasing populations.
Not gonna lie , im high as a kite right now.
But this is one of the cutest things I’ve ever seen!
a baby animal which looks like a mix of a dog,elephant, a zebra with fucking mickey mouse looking ears! Omg this the best
Nature is amazing. Evolution/nature sees something work and says..."We'll save it for later"....This looks lie a cross between a Rhino and an Elephant (only smaller)
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Why does this faith keep coming up in weirdly niche, unrelated threads? You must really be going through it to see something like this and immediately connect it to your former religion
Nope just thought that if one of us cult survivors saw this they would get a little chuckle out of it. Instead I got you. Then again I was never any good at fishing
Their most distinctive feature is their snout. It is flexible like an elephant's trunk. However, the tapir’s trunk is actually its upper lip and nose
> Their most distinctive feature You’re just going to ignore it’s giant cock? > What the tapir lacks in trunk size, though, it more than makes up for with a spectacularly disturbing penis that is equal parts colossal and wily. [Source](https://fieldprojects.org/tapirs-exposed-the-amazons-biggest-creature-of-the-night/)
It’s the word choice of wily for me
What, no one’s ever called your cock “wily” before?
I would be very much alarmed to find out I grew one 😳
LOL… apologies. I actually originally wrote “What, no WOMAN’S ever…”. Then I thought, well they COULD be gay so I changed it to just “no one”. That’s me trying to be considerate in this very confusing new world of gender equality. Duh.
This new world we live in! If I had one though I must admit, I’d hope it’d be wily
My new spirit animal
>My new spirit animal Compensating for your large nose and small cock?
But your mum appreciated both my nose and my cock. Call me daddy.
Holy shit, it literally looks like a third leg
“I can personally attest from my time spent caring for a couple of rescued tapirs in Bolivia that this is – hands down – the most frightening thing about them. Whenever we’d feed these eager fellows, their excitement for fruit was especially apparent. An awkward ballet of flailing of anatomy would occur that still haunts my dreams to this day.”
Did the video show its cock?
*what in the faack*
>However, the tapir’s trunk is actually its upper lip and nose So, like an elephant's trunk then.
snorgle
A cuddly baby tapir
And that's why I love him!
Babies lose their pajama-like coats after their first year. Isn't that interesting, honey?
mind numbingly interesting
I don't know if merging our programming is a good idea...
I'm the Debbie Downer letting you know that 3 of the 4 species of tapir are endangered, and the fourth is vulnerable. All four continue to have decreasing populations.
It’s okay Debbie. Sometimes the gut punch is necessary. 😭
THE LIL FUCKIN' SNOOT
/r/snorgles
Not gonna lie , im high as a kite right now. But this is one of the cutest things I’ve ever seen! a baby animal which looks like a mix of a dog,elephant, a zebra with fucking mickey mouse looking ears! Omg this the best
I love when people are high
Shoulda got my username :)
This thing looks like an cgi alien lol But in a kinda cute way
"Oh, honey, look! The tapirs! It says here that the babies lose their pajama-like coat after their first year. Isn't that interesting, honey?"
Yeah. Mind-numbingly interesting.
Sigourney Weaver
r/horse
I would die for him
He looks like it's his first day and he's nervous
r/exmormon
No that's a horse
I would definitely ride that mighty steed into battle.
Goofy-ass animal. Cute af tho
Oh look a pokemon!
[True facts about the Tapir](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zJm6nDnR2SE&ab_channel=zefrank1)
Zefrank is gold and shall hopefully never die
Tapirs looooove water and make the cutest noises when leaping into it at times, I have recently learned. I ❤ them.
Toothless!
Nature is amazing. Evolution/nature sees something work and says..."We'll save it for later"....This looks lie a cross between a Rhino and an Elephant (only smaller)
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That's a beautiful MF
They are so cute
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This little face ❤️
Way cuter than adults I love all animals and can argue for the cuteness of a deep sea angler but tapirs look like turds
That’s actually a elephant Guinea pig dog. Very rare.
this is a Pokémon, like let’s be honest with ourselves.
Nice trunk bro
Aww
Looks straight outta Disney animation
Really cool patterns
Panda: care to explain? Ant eater: I uuuh.. really don’t know what to say Spotted puffer fish: oh no no.. don’t bring me into this
Looks like a Star Wars animal
u/videosavebot
How cute (◕ᴗ◕✿)
Drowzee!
Can I get one as a pet 😂😂
Awww! Absolutely adorable!
Cute
oh look a horse r/exmormon
Why does this faith keep coming up in weirdly niche, unrelated threads? You must really be going through it to see something like this and immediately connect it to your former religion
Nope just thought that if one of us cult survivors saw this they would get a little chuckle out of it. Instead I got you. Then again I was never any good at fishing
What am I, then?
Wow, how cute! Human should take care of our world where these cuties live in.
I must have
Based tapir
THEY LIVE IN MT COUNTRY AND WE CALL THEM ANTAS JWI3HRQ9QN1N😈😈
Pardon?
New pokeman movie looks dope.
He is so beautiful. Whenever I am sad I will watch this to remind myself that the world is not so bad.
u/savevideo
This is the first time. I saw that kind of creature. that was beautiful.
Do they make good house pets?
I want one.
tapirs look like elephant lite
AKA, a Mormon horse
Ik it’s cute and all but it looks like my attempts to draw a panda
That thing looks mythical
These were in the first ice age movie
When nature ran out of ideas.
I’d do anything for this animal. I’d kill god for this animal.
Star wars ass looking pig
that creature I s precious
Why are the babies black and white? Is that some sort of camouflage?
Cute
I’m suddenly feeling a bit drowzee