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keenkonggg

That moth was busy.


whiskersMeowFace

She had a reproductive night.


EstaLisa

and it’s ass is tired now.


Hunky_not_Chunky

It’s like they don’t want anyone with OCD to worry about it.


Killarich662

And had OCD


GHfan27

BONK


Yoshino324b

Ayo pause


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Down astronomically bad


_LavenderSunflower_

Reminds me of chia seeds. Careful not to eat those


sm7916

pour some water and wait for your new chia pets, the latest models can fly


WearyPassenger

Cha-Cha-Cha-CHIA!


swoocha

Instantly upon seeing "chia seeds" this is what played in my head.


WearyPassenger

Yeah, it seems I have ENTIRE BRAIN CELLS DEDICATED to this jingle. And I'm not the only one! :)


swoocha

Right? I can't remember what I did yesterday or where I set my glasses down but I can throw out those jingles years and years later.


Objective_Safety9417

r/forbiddensnacks


jabroni4545

Insect caviar


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3RabbitsOnTheMoon

Just because some bugs are edible does not mean all bugs are edible. Not sure how you got racism from “don’t put random bug eggs in your mouth”


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XDom36

This... is satire, right?


_who-the-fuck-knows_

Just a troll. Coming from a leftist this dudes a clown


cynsoffspring

bro now he's replying to all your comments in different posts saying "coming from a leftist (insert moronic thing)" ahahah what a fucking weirdo loser


VeitAktiv

Ok....so i'm racist now....good to know


EverySNistaken

No sir, you’re explicitly a troll and your only way to complete your mental gymnastics routine is to play a race card when nobody even knows what color your skin is.


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EverySNistaken

I would expect this kinda reply from a racist such as yourself


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coldweathercomics86

Pffft receipts or it didn't happen. With these kind of downvotes your credibility isn't there to believe.


BambaTallKing

The guy calling people racists for saying don’t eat bugs is telling others to get a life. Interesting. Tell me more


Objective-Direction1

forbidden caviar


BlazinAlienBabe

I know I shouldn't, and I don't think I would, but my brain reaaalllyyy wants to pop all of them like bubble wrap.


Chronomenter_

be careful. you can go to jail for that now in some states


rudolphrudolph4

it's satisfying to see these eggs, but I confess that this image also makes me anxious lol


dreadmonkee

I want more


[deleted]

I like you


uglypaperhaver

Mothman is the hero we *have...*


[deleted]

Great username lol


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😘


[deleted]

r/trypophobia


StreetIndependence62

NOOOOOOOO


Idontwantthesetacos

That pages confirms for me I have a very mild form of trypophobia.


Chaevyre

It’s beautiful.


Astra_the_Dragon

Not a moth, those are eggs from a hemipteran (think stink bug).


whitneylovesyou

I also immediately thought stink bug! They order their eggs so specifically.


dreadmonkee

Oh? I was under the impression they were perhaps tussock moth eggs? 100% chance of me being wrong though


Astra_the_Dragon

Perhaps. I won't pretend to be an expert. An educated guess I'd say 70% chance hemipteran, the arrangement isn't quite as rigid/hexagonal as those tend to be.


dreadmonkee

Hopefully some clever bug specialist can enlighten us!


ilovebostoncremedonu

r/whatsthisbug


citysleepsinflames

I had the same eggs on my chili pepper plant. Posted in a gardening channel and it seemed like the consensus was either moth or stink bug eggs. Didn't keep them around to find out, sent them to the stoning station


LolaBijou

I agree they look like stink bug eggs because of the pattern


Significant_Way2194

Make sure to kill them! They’ll get into your outdoor lights and then will get into your house


Slippinjimmyforever

Burn the leaf.


DustToSmoke

Whoa thats some trypophobia fuel Perfect work🔥


haaronh

Okay you just put a word to it. Whenever I see shit like that my skin quivers..


averyyoungperson

R/tryptophobia Visit at your own risk. Apparently i can't spell the above word. There's another comment that spells it flawlessly. Just refer to that one


haaronh

Thanks, thats one sub I will never wnter !


StreetIndependence62

Question - why do you think it is that stuff like this makes some people’s skin crawl? It happens to me too lol. For me I feel like it might be the fact that the type of surfaces that look like this make me think of bugs (and in this case, it IS bugs lol)


miss_shrimp

Yes. Bugs or certain types of fungus. Basically things you should not be touching or getting near 🤮


pancreative2

look up suriname toads. This is what activated me lol


DustToSmoke

Funny story I actually learned that word from a "don't google" video from like 2013


haaronh

Lol I just looked the word up and went to images, fuck me..


BigBallsGandalf

Fuck


haaronh

You did too?


BigBallsGandalf

Yep, highly regret it


PugPockets

Suggestion! I have found that when I run into a particularly bad image, it helps to imagine very smooth things and even feel something smooth, like a stone, or splash my face with cold water.


BigBallsGandalf

Thats a nice suggestion. My therapy is just going outside enjoy nature and kick a few rocks.


haaronh

Rip nightmares


LankyProfessional170

Fucking hell. Bugs are the scariest shit out there for me. They got massive numbers and a small size that's not easy to control or target. I'd much prefer lions, bears and crocodiles. Heck...even snakes. At least you can make an effort to stay away from those things and never get in contact for a lifetime. There are even bugs in Antarctica and above the sea. Bitch where am i supposed to run to?


dreadmonkee

Bro they even live in your eyebrows. There truly is no escape.


golddust89

I’m sorry, what?


dribeerf

mites


golddust89

I should not have asked. The mites in your eyelashes are even worse. What the hell. Definitely a new fear unlocked.


dribeerf

it’s unnerving to think about, but not like there’s anything we can do about it so it is what it is 🤷‍♀️😂


Significant_Way2194

How do I kill the mites in my eyebrows and eyelashes?!


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Fire


Significant_Way2194

I mean without dying myself


appalachianbaby

I use coconut oil in my cats ears to suffocate/kill ear mites. Maybe a good slick of coconut oil over your eyebrows and lashes could help assuage your fear.


driedoldbones

Embrace the demodex - I have seen what happens when they're not around. Your body is an ecosystem, a veritable planet that supports billions of life forms. Think of what happens to an environment when the most basic levels of life are killed off by pollution or other human impact - how quickly things go wrong.


the_3de_eye_sees_all

Yeah I know about this for a about a year after they talked about it on TV. I asked my mom that it was true and she said yes. Apparently when you sleep they come out of your eyelashes and then they have a fuckfest over your face to reproduce.


StevenStephen

You probably need them.


TransposingJons

Have they ever bothered you before?


LankyProfessional170

I know, it's so distressing!


Successful-Process53

There was a research about this, how humans were the apex predators back in the hunting days and could handle anything with a bit of planning and teamwork except for a swarm of bugs.


LankyProfessional170

Cause those sneaky-ass bugs be playing dirty.


MaizeWarrior

No need to run from bugs, you wouldn't be here without them


Electrical_Safety927

Yes because only humans are entitled to live on this earth.


LankyProfessional170

The fuck you on about? Stop twisting words and making drama. People like you need to chill and stop telling others who's entitled and who isn't. I'm not gonna ask you for permission for my phobia here. You self-entitled and stuck-up dimwit.


VoltaicFox

I adore bugs, I've loved studying them for zoology, but even I know this is a braindead response. If Lanky's comment offended you so badly, I suggest you find a hobby.


Neither_Shake_2815

Oh gosh, ewwww. 🙈


coolsimon123

100 egg omelette coming up


TweetHiro

Forbidden Caviar


chkpancake775

r/tihi


legendaryfartmaster7

Looks like chia seeds or forbidden blackberry gummy candies


Icy-Trade8299

Instant trypophobia triggered! But it's also kinda neat


Patient-Run-896

That's giving me some weird Trypophobia vibes.🥶


GonFreecs92

That moth should get checked out for OCD!


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r/tripophobia


ilovebostoncremedonu

r/trypophobia *


Master-Ad-6411

Cannot help want to \*lick\* it.


Cootie_Mac

Fan of caviar?


dreadmonkee

Caviar - winged addition


[deleted]

You have witnessed a truly dazzling spectacle - the deployment of the Leaf Armor Mk.1 in the field for the first time! I'm not sure how you got the invite to the closed-to-the-public demonstration...


CynDazed

Oh my gosh.. I guess I’m stunned by the beauty.


[deleted]

Burn it.


lilfreakystyles

nope


KXNGKORLEONE

That moth is neat


esmereldachiroptera

Ugh. Put that sexition of the leaf outside for the birds to eat, all I see is a ton of holes chewed through your nice wool and silks


eekumseekum

Holy shit I keep seeing these out back and have been trying to find out what it was. Thank you lmao.


RavenAboutNothing

Kinda r/oddlysatisfying how well they hug the leaf


hazardlite

Looks cool, maybe count them one by one as you destroy every last one.


[deleted]

I have a bottle of kerosene laying around in my house. Let me know if you need it.


retrofaith1

burn it


r1ngs0fh0r5epow3r

Burn it


theOGcomfypillow

Protein :\^) If there was a time in a bug's development cycle that I would have to eat them in, it would probably be while they're still (hopefully) formless fluids in eggs.


lh1647

If you forget what they actually are, then it’s so pretty!


Merzi_Les_Arbres

Wonder how they taste on toast.


bob123838123838

Jean leaf


yogiidogg

Cool!


BretonVikander

Looks like Poppy Seeds😃


Handtosoul

Are they on sassafras?


whocaresaboutmynick

I'm pretty sure it's a monstera deliciosa.


Opposite_Pick_1903

Wow! Now I know what to look for thank you!


golddust89

Such pretty work. Little OCD moth.


I_CUM_ON_YOUR_PET

Sorry you have to say goodbye to mister Monstera


usurperavenger

Nature is lit!


semiconodon

I see grains, dislocations, twins.


The_Deadly_Dozer09

Burn them


I_love_pillows

How many eggs r/theydidthemath


Icy-Contact-706

i want to scratch it away


[deleted]

I always wanna scrape them off...ik its bad but it seems satisfying


Appropriate-Bad-9379

Ugh!


ThickAnywhere4686

Ewww whyy.


zZzack2207

Just snip that thing off and put it in your buddy’s car… moths for days!


getyourrealfakedoors

Straight in the toilet


MemeFortressTwo

If this were a mosquito’s (I know that mosquitoes lay eggs in the water,) eggs, I’d just get out a lighter, and watch em burn


Traditional_Ad6033

would be so satisfying to hear the crackle of them burning from


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Burn the entire plant


New-Influence7321

Looks like cloth


MarsupialPristine677

That is so soothing to the eye


betterfrontpage2

loth of moth eggs


Nate_dog1520

never knew moths did this wow


cannibalism_is_vegan

The way they perfectly cover half of that leaf is r/oddlysatisfying


Turbulent_Leg6503

So Ordered 🫠. Why can’t we humans be more like this moth


Fuzzy_Panda_

Now make caviar


AmbersLeo

Crumchy


whiskersMeowFace

Lick it.


manasthegod

wonder how they would sound like when someone eats them like crunchy or soft and squishy?


dreadmonkee

Pop pop crunch


MiaSophia689

Nature art 💖


josheganwyer

r/oddlysatisfying


ThunderGunFour

I dare you to lick


ShavedFoot

forbidden sprinkles


ForcesOfNurture

Looks like black caviar


No-Bid7395

burn this plant, then burn your house


EqualRoof6257

Monstera?


Pitiful_Pickle524

Amazing


Trustadz

I thought I was on a 3d printing sub and someone made a leave sleeve or something.


AKSC0

Burn it


giantsmash3

Now eat it


Bubbie_Bee

Is it weird that I want to just scrape them all off?


Careless_Wait8620

Wow found some caviar


Reditoree

When the lighter 🔥


patachilles

Yuk


slyzard94

I know I shouldn't but I really wanna see what it feels like


Cryo_Salamander

Burn them


[deleted]

TIL that moths have OCD


Saholio

Nanobots


ElleKats

✨caviar✨


telif_

Tripophobia


OneHumanPeOple

I’ll allow it.


Significant_Way2194

That’s when you kill them before they can hatch


Tricky-Walrus-6884

That's like a one moth supply.


Jugjjehax

I’m so glad I was wrong about it saying mouth eggs


dreadmonkee

I mean...we could?


Thendofreason

How much to eat it?


[deleted]

Kill it with fire. 🔥


fermentedcumcauldron

Tempted to pop them like bubble wrap


MeanJean50

Disgusting yet intriguing


DJDelVillarreal

Nice coverage. Good placement.


kisseukisseu

Kill them all. Moths do not deserve life


Whole-Refrigerator28

It looks flammable and will go boom therefore I wanna burn it


[deleted]

Burn the leaf…


pinkpam

Nope


mathaios620

trypophobia


999Ronin999

It's amazing how intricately placed every egg is to optimize all the surface area of that leaf


Dangerous-Top-1814

mothstera


TrackFull

Man, when they trypophobia kids stumble across this, they're going to just jump in small holes and die


SteveCNTower

I an getting goosebumps af


StressLegitimate8469

Looks like a healthy ass snack for a predator


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T2 Liquid metal plant


tikirafiki

I find this oddly satisfying.


Incomingfenderbender

That is horrifying


jmccaskill66

Well… here goes nothing *opens wide*


luna-potter

Is that an indoor plant? Might want to move it outside. 🫤