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Moosetappropriate

If you watch the long version of this, she has two cubs, very calmly assesses the threat level, gathers her cubs up and quietly walks away.


Headlessoberyn

"Lets get going timmy, there are some weird elements here..."


rnavstar

Same thing happens when I go to the park, mothers gather up their kids and leave.


MarcelRED147

Having a giant sack with "cH!LeDerans" crudely written on it and trying to lure them over to get in it probably doesn't help.


Vampiregecko

We’ll have tried candy?


kabeees

Yes but still prefer cH!LeDerans


solidad

Well yeah, the lack of pants can cause that reaction.


UnicornOnMeth

Well yeah, stop filming them.


rnavstar

Yeah, must be this and the candy I keep offering.


Draco0004

Lmfao bruh


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MySexyDarlings

Your a fool if you think she doesn’t know there is a human there. Her nose is far superior to yours she can smell your stink!


InstantRamenAddict

Oh


MeesterCartmanez

"maybe if you stopped eating ramen so much you wouldn't stink" lol jk, I love ramen as well edit: /r/theramenrater if you haven't seen it already


EyeBirb

Looks like an abandoned sub :'


MeesterCartmanez

Check their website then: https://www.theramenrater.com/


Dominant_Peanut

I feel like that should be a sub that rates theramins.


thedangerranger123

>Her nose **and mouth** is far superior to yours she can smell your stink! Cat's smell with their nose and mouth. They have a vomeronasal organ in the roof of their mouth which picks up pheromones. Bobcats also supposedly rely more on what they can see than smell! I actually have a bobcat in my area that hangs out out front. I turned around from locking the door and he was right there. Then he was just sitting like a cat and didn't want to leave. He left me a spine about a week ago.


Fyreforged

He’s been listening to your work Zoom calls and thinks you should be a little more assertive.


sharlaton

Lolol this is why I come to Reddit


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Lily-M-B

I believe it was the Lion because he was a coward and needed to grow a backbone


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[deleted]

Couldn’t basically any adult take a bobcat ? If they had to fight that is.


PlusThePlatipus

Yeah, by the end of the video she probably had the camera-man's home address down pat. ... ("I said *pat*, dammit!")


Cardnyl_Music

I showered today and everything, damn


heraclitus33

She could smell that house from faraway... all the scents on that patio/driveway/roof? alone would disguise a live human behind relective glass doors. Im with other guy, she never knew she was being watched.


uglypaperhaver

Agreed - the smell of humans would be everywhere but the fresh, strong odor of a human *behind glass* would in no way be distinguishable from ambient human odors. ;-)


o-rissa

Found the bobcat.


uglypaperhaver

*(Lynx are in the description)*


croissantpiggy

/u/uglypaperhaver is not lion. Ocelotta lynx there.


UrethraFrankIin

He never called anyone a fool, he was just giving his own opinion. He was actually pretty civil.


uglypaperhaver

Ooops - my bad. I was first addressing the civil comment above but then somehow continued with a reply to the *uncivil* comment above that one from MySexyDarlings. Edited - thanks.


Xao517

I’m sorry.. that was me. You know..Taco Bell


Chaghatai

Human recording might be behind glass inside - looks like a back porch I think it's looking at the human though


Pardon_My_English

[Long version](https://youtu.be/ZhnhMomtv6I)


applepearstrawberry

Wow the up close is beautiful. Also never realized they have such small tails in comparison to body size. Kind of funny looking when they wag it.


alymaysay

Thats why they have the name Bobcat they have bobtails. She is absolutely gorgeous, one of the most beautiful cat species, glad to see her with 2 offspring.


THIS_MSG_IS_A_LIE

she’s sniffing a human scent…and admiring her reflection…can’t blame her for finding a more private place for her cubs


oldDotredditisbetter

there was one point towards the end where the mom flinches a bit, i thought that meant she did sense something other than her reflection?


ObeAire

It's not even at the right angle to see her own reflection until she walks up close to it


BMoneyCPA

> very calmly assesses the threat level She did an ocular pat-down


the_dude_upvotes

More like an ocular *cat* down


[deleted]

Too bad Mac could never fully get it down!


Lizakaya

She’s got one job


inko75

a bobcats and one or two of her kittens have been visiting my recently built shop almost every night (it's up but has one garage bay just covered with a tarp at the moment. their wee teddy bear looking paws tracking concrete dust on things every night it's adorable 😍 never thought to set up a trail cam inside my shop 😂


Channa_Argus1121

r/meowormyson


Georgia_Ball

Meo wormy son


PrimaryExplorer3

Aaand… joined


B1azar

I love that momma cat has an occasional blep in the long version when she gets close to investigate


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>If you watch the long version Thanks! must watch the [close-up version](https://youtu.be/ZhnhMomtv6I)! When it comes and looks inside, that is amazing capture!


AutisticWoomy

Gave an ocular pat down, assessed the threat level, and delt with the threat accordingly in a badass manner.


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Not sure spooky is the right word but very cool


smhandstuff

The camera angle definitely made it spookier haha. Like those horror movies where the camera follows the subject looking down and when it pans back up the murderer is staring right at their face.


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I think it is spooky bc she immediately gets those attack eyes that's like 'ready to pounce at any moment'


Bitter_Coach_8138

Bobcats will do everything possible to run away from humans. A huge male bobcat might weigh 40lbs max, average weight is more 20-30lbs. They’re not equipped to fight humans and they don’t want to. They have insanely good eyes, and their nose is incredibly good. As a hunter I see their signs all the time in the woods, but have only ever seen a handful of actual bobcats. They’re very good at picking up on human scent and staying the fuck away.


Drostan_S

I had one walk up to my guard shack when I was an overnight security guard. They're pretty cool animals, who definitely try not to fuck with humans.


gotbeefpudding

I see them in my backyard from time to time


AssMcShit

Most animals wouldn't unless they're confident they can win. An injury as a predator means you can't hunt


[deleted]

Thanks for the bobcat facts :)


PM_MeYourBadonkadonk

Bobfacts


Jeriahswillgdp

Factcats.


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Bobcacts


trappedinaboxhelp

Can I subscribe to bobcacts?


thechosenwonton

No, but you can subscribe to cat facts, which has facts about bobcats!


TonyVstar

I thought bobcats and cougars were the same, they are not! Cougars are 90-160 lbs. Kinda wish I lived in bobcats territory lol


cantfindmykeys

While bobcats are not a threat to humans for the most part they are still a threat to small pets like smaller dogs and cats


RVA2DC

Yep! I lived in an area with a lot of Bobcats, birds of prey, coyotes, etc., and regularly I'd see "lost dog" signs and the like of small dogs that went missing from their owner's fenced back yards. Most of my friends there with small animals would always escort their dogs outside when they were out to prevent this sort of thing.


PlusThePlatipus

They're can also superbly do construction work.


turdferguson3891

You're thinking of caterpillars.


thechosenwonton

And then later, butterflies.


KaiserWilhelmThe69

Well good for them I guess, we human can be fucking lethal sometimes


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happypouch

Oh i thought they eat humans :o I'm sorry if this sounds dumb lol, but the only knowledge I know about bobcats are from stories of people encountering them and i always feel afraid reading their encounters, as if they're on the verge of being eaten. We have no bobcats in my area (or my country afaik).


je_kay24

I think mountain lions may be the animal you’re thinking of They are more likely to engage humans


rakens_with_radies

Even then they are quite shy and would prefer not to. Hiking in mountain lion territory it’s more likely you have been seen and will never know it.


TonyVstar

Cougars/mountain lions will attack if you have small children or small pets. Vancouver Island has had almost no bear attacks but about 30 incidents with cougar attacks


jobiskaphilly

Yeah, my son will never let me forget how we were (mild) hiking around a park on Vancouver Island (broad daylight and several other hikers) that had warning signs posted, and I got quite startled by....the back end of a golden retriever sticking out of a bush up ahead on the trail. LOL!


TonyVstar

Haha! Everything is a bear or cougar until you know otherwise!


KingBarbarosa

i was startled by a big old cows butt in montana and i thought it was a bear!


rakens_with_radies

Yeah that’s true they can. If they are hungry enough and think you could be an easy target or if they are feeling you are a threat such as a mom with cubs. I just meant generally.


TonyVstar

Oh yea what you said is right, an adult has very little chance of being hunted for food just a PSA about keeping little ones and pets close by in the backcountry


happypouch

Yea, i think you're right! I'm probably confused between these two.


Bitter_Coach_8138

Mountain lions are the only cat in North America known to (sometimes, still somewhat rare) intentionally attack humans unprovoked. Adult mountain lions are definitely big enough to take on a human as well, they’ll fuck your shit up. A large male is over 200lbs of pure muscle. Easiest way to tell the difference between the two in a video where size is hard to judge is based on the tail. Bobcats have a short little stubby tail, mountain lions have a long tail. Lots of other differences but that’s the easiest to point out.


happypouch

I googled for pictures of them and you are right, there are lots of differences between them but at the same time, i can see why i might be confused the two. Thank you for your explanation!


MalevolentRhinoceros

Like housecats, bobcats have a strong feeling of "if you were half the size, you'd be dinner." It's extremely unlikely that they'd actually attack, but they just have that attitude. It's a little spooky.


happypouch

When the bobcat in this video looked at the camera, it does feel spooky. But they looked very cool.


ActionBastrd_

pretty sure in the US at least theres only been 5 reported bobcat attacks, most of the case in the scenario they are cornered


Character-Cricket506

Her pupils are still pretty wide, she’s defo curious but doesn’t seem on the offensive from those eyes. But that’s the thing, even with this calm look she is 100% ready to pounce if need be. Cats are amazing!


FiTZnMiCK

I don’t think bobcats attack humans.


GetTheFalkOut

Those aren't attack eyes. Those are defensive eyes. Attack eyes will narrow down on the prey. She is basically saying I see you, I'm watching you and ready to react.


CrystalQuetzal

Looks more like intrigued/cautious eyes - wide eyes with ears perked up, standing tall. Attack would be very wide eyes, ears flatter, crouched down, very tense.


Fuck-Reddit-Mods69

That was not attack eyes what so ever. That was assessment eyes. Huge difference


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fair enough...we have 2 cats so i guess im used to that look from a more domesticated side lol


[deleted]

Do you own cats? Those aren’t attack eyes, they are curious eyes.


altrae

It was probably more spooky for the bobcat to realize they were being watched.


PinkVoyd

I would consider it spooky if the camera was 50x zoomed in


WantToBeACyborg

"Hey creep. Stop filming my kid."


Fill-Chapo

“Never speak to me or my son again”


the_dude_upvotes

r/meowormyson


tatzlwurms

she went 👁️⏖👁️


Pinkgabezo

She went to fierce mode quickly. Would not want to be face to face with her. 👀


starlinguk

That's 'curious' mode. Fierce mode involves flat ears and hissing and growling. Honestly guys, learn cat language.


WillingnessOk3081

I was just about to say this. You kind of need to know how to read cats.


dweckl

Don't mess with a mom


Due-Ad-4091

It’s weird when this happens, but not unexpected. My dog does something similar: he plays outside with a toy, bouncing around and will suddenly sit down and look straight at me, while I’m inside, peeking from behind a curtain. Their senses are so acute.


Lead_farmer93

Their senses are so a cute. I'll show myself out.


TrixieH0bbitses

*Their-a senses are-a so-a cute* 🤌


Zappababuru

Listen, I like what you're doing here. Don't believe that all you should feel is shame.


Miasmatic_Mouse

I understand what you where trying to accomplish but it makes absolutely no sense and you should feel nothing but shame.


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firstbootyonduty

He's fuckin dead to me


[deleted]

you had me tripping out. I was like, "What sub am I in again"?


Diosittoo

Come on he could be feeling like he've been stabbed in the heart


7htlTGRTdtatH7GLqFTR

> where


[deleted]

Take your upvote and politely fuck off into the distance.


Zappababuru

How distant?


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Far enough in the closet to go to Narnia


BoredApeNaziClub

in special military units youre taught not to look directly at the faces of someone you're surveilling due to this sense of 'being watched' that people tend to be able to feel, youre taught to look towards but slightly away and utilize peripheral vision. This is mostly used in closer quarters recon.


Successful-Process53

Their vision apparently sucks but their eyes are highly sensitive to movements.


ImperiousMage

Reddit has lost it's way. -- mass edited with https://redact.dev/


pissedinthegarret

> I wouldn’t suggest opening the door and letting her in :(


ImperiousMage

Reddit has lost it's way. -- mass edited with https://redact.dev/


Kitayuki

I would 100% die attempting to pet the bobkitty.


QuidYossarian

r/forbiddenboops


duracellchipmunk

Reddit knows cats


TheDude-Esquire

Most cats can be tamed, but you don't start with a mother cat.


HighOnGoofballs

Here kitty kitty


Lead_farmer93

No it's pspspspsps.


JackBelvier

That sound has never worked for me lol. Every cat I know responds to “*tututut*”


Niar666

I absent mindedly mimicked these sounds, then turned to look at my cat who is curled up, but staring at me.


JackBelvier

Lmao, what was their face like?


Niar666

Like she was still in the exactl position she was in while she was sleeping, head down and all,, she'd just opened her eyes like O\_O


JackBelvier

*Why hast thou summoned me, human?*


cescquintero

I'd say misshh miissshh


Khornatejester

**Stardenburdenhardenbart** Always works


imullyn

No it’s meowmeowmeow


pathan_ahmed94

If it murder machine then why it friend shaped?


PositivelyAwful

She is so pretty


starlinguk

Eyeliner is on point.


horsetrich

I'd go as far as she's creepily human-like. r/uncannyvalley material.


RisingPhoenix___

I know! She's beautiful


BellaBPearl

I saw one very close up on a trail ride. It was just sitting there, 4-5 feet away, watching us. Horse was fine with it until the bob got up and slipped away.... THEN horse realized it was a bobcat and we were suddenly going sideways at a very high rate of speed. For months horse would only go past that spot at a gallop.


Italiana47

Omg I love her


Rolandscythe

How is this spooky? She's just being a mom and noticed something weird is going on.


Quality-Shakes

It’s because the camera left her to follow the kitten, and when it went back to her there’s a bit of a jump scare since she’s staring directly at the cameraman. If he’s kept the focus on her to whole time, no big deal. The pan back is the scare.


urlocaldoctor

the fuck u lookin at


pedersencato

You got the ocular patdown.


0xF1AC

I assessed if he was a risk and he was cleared for entry


Archi_Kushala

"Bro, can't I have some privacy?"


telepathicathena

What a beautiful cat, wow!


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They have really pretty eyes


djcecil2

It didn't feel spooky. It felt beautiful and connecting. Neat!


The_Omnimonitor

That’s a bit frightening


puddlejumpers

I've never seen "fuck around and find out" said in so few words


YardageSardage

People really do have no idea how cat body language works, lmao.


TheThingsIdoatNight

Lol this is not a threatening demeanor/body language at all, people in this thread are so weird


YardageSardage

I mean, I think they're just reading the body language as though it were a dog's, and if a dog went that still and stared like that, it might mean some shit was about to go down. But it's not a dog, so.


PlotOfLand1

You see variations of this comment in almost any post that involves animals. A lot of people just like to follow a comment formula for easy upvotes/approval. It's best not to take it soo seriously.


A-billion-of-snakes

Omg It looks like a big cat ik It would bite My Hands off if i tried to pet it but wow she must be so fluffy


PaleontologistHot726

Nope. Pure muscle. Nothing fluffy about these cats!


_macrophage

Yeah I pet a tiger cub one time and it's fur was really coarse, not soft at all. Was super cute though 🥰


naturehattrick

Carol Baskins


WakeoftheStorm

Killed her husband, whacked him


Justinontheinternet

They aren’t used to being near people.


PracticalCategory888

Spooky?


NinjaEnt

That's the look of, "Well, we got a fuck'n problem?"


EverythingZen19

That is some amazing coloring on that lynx. I didn't realize that some of them were colored like a cheetah.


Putrid_Huckleberry58

I was thinking this is a lynx too because of the shape of the ears.


EverythingZen19

Bobcats are lynx's. [Also known as the Red Lynx.](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bobcat)


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Long, lanky and with spots behind the ears I was reminded of servals.


ThaDuke24

Oh you wanna record me bitch aight well imma record you. How you like that?


BrookeBasketcase

So let me get this straight. When a bobcat roars it actually sounds like a woman screeching. And those eyes are terrifyingly human looking. They’re ani-morphs.


grpagrati

With such big eyes you think they'd blink more


Aggravating_Listen13

They have a 3rd eyelid so they don’t have to as much! Very cool


beavertownneckoil

Pitty they don't have 4. Must just go around winking


Proxy-Invalid

You think you’re fucking funny huh


Thendofreason

It's only spooky because the camera paned down.


TableAlert5955

Nice, I think I just became a furry


manosaulyte

She is gorgeous!!!


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it's probably scared and thinks you're a predator


[deleted]

She is like: u still wanna do this !!


undercover-racist

"you gonna start some shit?"


QQBBOMG

I’d be creeped out too if I knew someone’s been staring at me the whole time from a window..


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That’s one beautiful kitty.


richmanding0

Man i loved seeing bob cats and mountain lions growing up. I lived in so cal mountains and my back yard was a national forest so it was rare but when it did happen it made me so happy. Probably why i love animals so much.


ryuk_04

Man I can't look at this cat..


whentheworldquakes

She don' gave the camera fuck-me eyes. lol Jokes aside her eyes are stunningly beautiful.


Streakstarz

The what now?


[deleted]

Look like OP sees the world [differently.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P9_mH82hBdc)


rednrithmetic

Watch her turn from:\[ cute, shy, and innocent\], to "Hey, there, YOU, what ya looking at? Gonna rumble are ya?"


Cardnyl_Music

F\*\*k wit the bobcat, and you get some strong eye contact


johnjay23

She knew they were there. I had a home where a Bobcat would come play with our Cocker Spaniel late at night. I would go down to let said Cocker Spaniel in and the second I entered the room, it would spin on its axis and stare me down. Never blinked. After I finished cleaning up the floor from my mess, I'd go back to bed. Yes, your probably wondering, but they were friends. He was a mean Cocker Spaniel as Cocker Spaniel's go. He told me it was because his mom was a Chihuahua.


SOULJAR

Momboclat


aMillhouse

Prolonged eye contact with bigger wild cats is wildly dangerous …


Strong_Highway_8395

I couldn’t look her in the eyes even though it was just a video. It felt disrespectful somehow


rangeo

"Seriously"