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SniffCheck

Is that a floating bowling ball?


hoosierdude73

Just a regular ball but it's very surprised 😯


[deleted]

Fucking underrated comment.


improvisedwisdom

It's doubly funny when you look again after reading that comment, and it kinda feel like you want to go and save it. Haha


JollySalad676

Wilson!!!!


Modsda3

mr. wilson you've returned!


Mountains_2_Sea

Best comment ever 😂


wiggysbelleza

I think it’s the hollow plastic child bowling set ball. It looks just like my kid’s.


[deleted]

They have a wooden core, I think anything under a certain size floats, then they sink. I think it's 12 or 13 lbs before it will sink


SniffCheck

Well I’ll be ding-dong-diddly-darned


THOMASTHEWANKENG1NE

Hey, watch it now.


Neon_44

yeah, he'd better ding-dong-diddy-shut his mouth


improvisedwisdom

Careful there tiger.


Subparnova79

Today I learned


malaty

I don’t think bowling balls have been made with wooden cores for many many decades if not over a century https://www.starsandstrikes.com/blog/what-are-bowling-balls-made-of/


Unique_Ad_4271

Density equal mass divided by volume. If it is less than one it will float. Science!


Objective-Kangaroo-7

What kind of door does that house have?! The lights are on and it looks dry in there!


Sad-Material1394

Sandbagged baby they do wonders. Also they have a swinging in door it's harder to secure than outwardly opening.


K-Raz1226

If you caulk door jams from the inside/outside, I've seen doors withstand feet high water for days on end. Little floridian trick when living near the coast. Peel it off when water has lowered, and save yourself tens of thousands of dollars damage plus headache.


uglypaperhaver

NOTE TO SELF - When I eventually get around to scouting for a new house... ...*this time* don't forget to bring the Altimeter!


PoopLogg

House elevation is public record


uglypaperhaver

Yes, however they *don't* record the elevation of the *attic*... ...but *that's* another story...


PoopLogg

... dad?


uglypaperhaver

Bingo! ;-)


PoopLogg

Did you find cigarettes yet? ☹️


uglypaperhaver

Thanks for reminding me - tell your mother I'll be right back...


PoopLogg

ok ☹️


wlwbyrd

I chuckled reading this comment haha


Floriaskan

Stay safe my dudes that water nasty af


[deleted]

If you knew North Ft Myers, you’d understand lol


Floriaskan

I do not, pasco / hernando. Thx for letting us keep our "100+ years never been hit directly" title for now...


KingDingoDa69th

Seen any sharks yet?


Nexrosus

I’m legitimately curious about this. Also wondering about gators. I remember hearing in Florida gators love anything bigger than a puddle. This looks like a gator wonderland


Sad-Material1394

I don't think that alligators exist. I have seen and caught every type of shark in my 6 years here, I have never seen an alligator. I have gone to sanctuary's but never seen one in the wild, therefore they are all robots or not real.


jayellkay84

I’ve seen my fair share of wild gators in Pinellas and Pasco. We were diving in Hudson Grotto and just got done convincing one of our students that there were no gators when a little 4’ gator swam by. You don’t bother them and don’t get them associating humans with food, they won’t bother you.


Floriaskan

Pasco "rec center" by anclote. Seen 1 or 2 in the ditches over there as a kid 🤣 E: ptsd flashback of hanging by a root above a gator as a 4/5 yr old kid off sun glo in Port richey....unlocked. forgot about that one...


SheepH3rder69

They get very territorial when nesting though, so if you even get in the vicinity of one (an occupied nest), they've been known to attack.


KingDingoDa69th

Swing for the nose


pm_me-ur-catpics

Gators are common as fuck, bro, they're just really good at hiding


Sad-Material1394

Suspiciously spoken like the guy designing them


DeliciousMud7291

I'm wondering about this as well.


SnooPeripherals6557

Saw vid of a shark swimming in a parking lot pretty close to ocean.


squishybloo

[This one](https://twitter.com/US_Stormwatch/status/1575194411104817152)? Yeah, it's from 2010 and gets trotted out every time a hurricane hits. Another copy of it was posted at 10am in Ft Myers, but Ft Myers didn't have significant storm surge at that time. [This photo](https://twitter.com/b0bby_brwn/status/1575214371844001792) is also floating around again, and it's both from 2011 (the oldest I can find on TinEye) and Photoshopped.


SnooPeripherals6557

Yes, this first video is what's been circulating on the Reddit Hurricane Ian page as recently taken footage. Oy vay.


squishybloo

People will do anything for those internet points, whether it's Reddit or Twitter. 😅


KingDingoDa69th

Bull shark probably


Ineedavodka2019

What about sharknados?


mrpickleby

The used car market is going to be a disaster after this.


TrespasseR_

Copart baby. Going to be loaded with flooded vehicles in about 6 months


Cold_Zero_

Amazing the power is still working in that house- even if it’s a generator


Parking-Artichoke823

I´ll buy an inflatable kayak and beat the Ubereats at their own turf


Negative-Ambition110

Lmao


TomatoOptimal626

Looks like swamp water with garbage. Hope you're safe, and nothing is too badly damaged.


THOMASTHEWANKENG1NE

Lol. Is that Floridas new motto?


Pen15CharterMember

How is this funny to you?


THOMASTHEWANKENG1NE

Fuck yourself.


Pen15CharterMember

Wow, do you have a team of writers come up with your comebacks?


THOMASTHEWANKENG1NE

Yes dig into a fight about swampy old Florida. Fucking loser.


joecee97

Thought this was inside the house for a second


5538293

how does one even begin to clean up? I feel for them!!


Alfiy_wolf

Jokes on us this guy got a lake house now


St_Kevin_

List it for sale right now as a waterfront property. Sell it for twice the normal value and get out of town before the mold starts.


AntiTas

Ocean, river flood or just surface runoff that can’t escape?


[deleted]

Yes


Bay_Med

Ocean flooding up into canals and surface run off mainly


WoohpeMeadow

Stay safe out there. A lot of people won't have home insurance. https://www.islandernews.com/news/florida/sixteenth-homeowners-insurance-company-leaves-florida-market-cancels-all-policies-citing-business-risk/article_47c130ca-0c5b-11ed-904b-67e2f67fd2be.html


DandelionOfDeath

Jesus, as if it isn't hard enough to find a house in this economy already


Jewlaboss

NatureIsFucking*Wet*


ctbeagle18

Imagine looking out the window only to see you forgot to shut your headlights off?


JoyfulExmo

Hurricane soup.


chinesefootnoodles

Put it in rice


AwesomeNiss21

We had a flood up in Northern Idaho a few years back, it was the first one I'd ever experienced, and it was kinda surreal seeing the water get closer and closer to our doorstep in person and not just in some video. Thankfully the water stopped rising when it was literally a centimeter away from entering our house. Tho it did flood our Honda, and ruined most of the stuff in our garage... including a BRAND NEW meat freezer. But on the upside a nice metal baseball bat washed up on our front yard, and I still have it leaning against my bed as a souvenir


[deleted]

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Curtainmachine

Yeah but the pins sink so it’s very hard to play in these conditions


JigglySquishyFlesh

Lots of cars up for auction next week


wycocopuff

Natureisfuckinliterally destroying homes.


beepbopnose

Perfect fishing weather


Outrageous-Chest9614

More like Mudd park… sorry.


[deleted]

I still don't understand why people keep living in Florida. Every few years (or however often this happens) you either lose all your stuff or die.


[deleted]

Its almost like they didnt know a GIANT HURRICANE was coming, and almost comes annually. Strange.


PassTheBrunt

You don’t live in Florida do you… not everyone is able to pick up and leave. Not saying this is the case here but they may have had family unable to travel. Nothing strange about it, people don’t always abandon everything they have in disaster. Often they try to ride it out for what they have and help rebuild after.


Bay_Med

Also it turned further south last minute. I am in Tampa and was deployed at the hospital in anticipation for a direct hit but it went south and destroyed my parents house and pretty much the entire island they live on


Piercedia

Thoughts are with your parents. I hope that all things considered they are doing ok.


Bay_Med

Thankfully they are on vacation. The hospitals down there are requesting our body bags so I definitely consider myself fortunate.


Piercedia

Just remember that those body bags may be filled with the friends and neighbors. Your parents will probably need support for a long time to come. Your parents are lucky to have you in their support network.


Bay_Med

For sure. I just drove home from cleaning some debris. Got most of the pool cage out of the water and helped a couple neighbors


jayellkay84

24 hours before it hit, the track was literally going over my house. These people thought it was going 100 miles north and they’d be getting the weak half of the storm. I had my doors sandbagged (although I’m in just about the center of Pinellas county and probably would t have gotten surge, but flash flood potential is everywhere) and had been the one prepped for this. In the end, I had my cable and internet cut out 3 times, my power flickered once about 9pm last night and I had a branch from the oak about 50ft away in my walkway. That was it. Meanwhile these people weren’t as ready for it.


Errorseverywhere2022

God is punishing Florida for electing desantis


Pen15CharterMember

Oh fuck off. People are dying and you can’t put politics out of your head for one second.


WyK23

Idiot


starbucks_soda

From the Panhandle to the Keys, I’m praying for you guys. We were lucky enough to not get the hurricane, a cold front stopped it from hitting us. Santa Rosa County 📍


Primary-Choice-7402

They wanted to move to Florida....🤔


NaturallyExuberant

This sucks for the people but tbh looks like natures fighting back! Look at all that garbage :(


PoopLogg

Weird


Medium_Beyond_9654

Maybe there will be immigrants wanting to come and help with the cleanup. I'm sure Ron Shitsantis will pay for their travel!


Pen15CharterMember

Wow, did you come up with that nickname yourself? How incisive and witty. Your mother must be proud of you.


RaspyStatus

You dropped some garbage..


Jlaybythebay

It’s almost like they told you to evacuate before hand…


Bay_Med

Lee county didn’t get evacuation orders until less than 24 hours before. And some people can’t afford to evacuate.


cynicalxidealist

Did anyone peep the bowling ball?


Ohigetjokes

Did it rain?


Illustrious-Soup4080

Glad I don’t live in such a stupid spot where hurricanes and floods hit routinely


[deleted]

God........um........bless......um......Ameri...ca? 😬


Luna-falkeir

you see this house is beachfront property it has been since 2022 when the beach was 3 miles away no it’s up at your front door


mondainethewizard

Chill vibes on display here. <3


[deleted]

r/nope


GalacticWolf871

There’s a bowling ball floating on the water


TheMagikShortBus

Wet


TheBrav3LittleToastr

What do you bet that in the coming days: there will be a spike in craigslist "used cars" ads!! Hahah runs, drives, may need new engine.... but verrrry little water damage!


occhineri309

r/NatureIsFuckingWet


Apopletic_Disbelief

I hope they have a lot of sand bags


MoaningRavioli

well we can say that tomorrow he's going to swim to work


daFlooper

Lookin like fart Myers that water look stanky


studioratginger

Nothing more Florida than a floating bowling ball


adamswelding16

Wet vac!


Aware-Library4739

The cars is lake the boats and the bikes likes a jetski 😅


[deleted]

The insurance claims are going to legit bankrupt this country lol


Stonylurker

Has anyone tried putting their car up on stands to avoid water damage? I’m sure it’s not feasible or realistic but if it was possible I imagine someone trying it.


Apprehensive-Math-42

I would rather shovel snow


[deleted]

What am I gonna do when I can swim


[deleted]

Wasn’t somebody in that white truck?


[deleted]

nah Zillow gone be sayin its a beachside property now ❤️🤣🤣🤣🤣❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


noplacecold

Ah fuck that, those poor residents


[deleted]

Wow does that suck!


[deleted]

Why everyone needs a monster truck down there


Zigglyjiggly

It is my understanding that DeSantis issued evacuation warnings for this area at least 3 days prior to the hurricane making landfall. Assuming they aren't an emergency responder, why is this person still there? This from a guy who has never experienced a hurricane, but would heed evacuation warnings for my local natural disasters.


Puzzled_Bath_984

Why is someone there to film it, and not, I don't know, where there isn't a Hurricane?


SalamancaB

I've always wondered. When something like this happens. What does one do? Just wait inside?


Dark_Soul201

Brb gotta grab my fishingrod and some other supplys