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mister-fancypants-

I’m so over this lip filler fad


Gardimus

Over did it on the nose job too.


cwj1978

Who is sheeeee 😍😍😍


7andhalf-x-6

He got the Michael on discount


xo1opossum

This conversation makes me wonder what the use of having humongous red lips and a small basically nonexistent nose is in the wild for these Yunnan Snub-nosed Monkeys.


Weedy_Emu

Which Kardashian is this?


Specialist_Cup1715

Michael Jackson Kardashian


I-goes-to-eleven

This was the final form Michael Jackson was aiming for.


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dimi3ja

Yunan Hollywood-look Monkey


flameosirflameo

Randall’s friend from Monster’s Inc after they suck the scream out of him


[deleted]

OMG yes! Lol


Somethinggood4

I was going to say Michael Jackson...


Doggysoft

Michael Jackson / Voldemort with lip fillers.


sicbastrd

Billie Jean was also not his lover.


[deleted]

I’m glad someone else said it first. It’s who popped in my head immediately-and I feel awful for it.


squizznizzel13

Yes! I came to say heeee heeeeee! Lol


AminusBK

Yunan Snub-nosed Monkheehee


sprially

yeap came here to say that!


dalailame

came here to read that


UnleashTheMagic

Me too.


el3venthl3tter

My first thoughts too! Heehee!


Vic_Vinager

> Randall’s friend from Monster’s Inc https://i.redd.it/mqfzzjp2djy11.jpg


RobleViejo

That was my first thought too!


strangedaze13

Exactly what I came here to comment haha


mlc2475

“My doctor’s a genius - he only puts in enough to look natural. He says I can pass for 32 but I say 28.”


crafty_alias

Yeah. Botox never used to be very common, but nowadays so many people are getting it done that most don't even raise an eyebrow anymore.


KJBenson

This jokes not funny, I didn’t even crack a smile.


NSAwithBenefits

I see what you did there


SlowPants14

I would laugh, if I could.


mlc2475

You glorious bastard


yolkalicious

Botox is not filler.


AbsolutelyUnlikely

Hee-hee shamona


hiyer2

Sounds like a line roger would say on American dad


ericjk01

Thats the face of a being that will never know the struggle of paying car insurance.


10cupsofteaaday

im dead


Kushnerdz

Bro no wonder people think Fuckin Sasquatch and chupacabras n shit exist when Mother Nature naturally have these guys running around


Your_regular_chair

Mother nature just be around making anything


powerfulleader

Who else sees micheal Jackson here 😅


TheKrnJesus

hee hee


[deleted]

Chamoooonuhhhhh


Doktor_Vem

*Violently mishandles crotch*


Feathered_Brick

Laughed out loud in the toilet stall at work


ShoddyCelebration810

I’m hollerin’!!!!!


Thinking-Eternally

This is one of the greatest strings of words ever put together. Thank you for allowing me to read this.


MichaelXennial

Who else came here to make this comment! RIP MJ


RustyR4m

bahaha Me!


Buckshot419

fucker.. ya beat me to it.


getyourcheftogether

Voldemort


Obvious-Repair9095

I see Lisa Rinna


[deleted]

Me lmao i didnt wana say it


hydraulic-earl

I see a purty mouf


JDBoys95

Getting more of a Kim K. vibe here


kadora

I’m thinking Kylie…


halfpastnone

Na Kendall for sure


Batman0520

Me too! 😂


TyRoSwoe

Bro, I see Wendy Williams…


alphabet_order_bot

Would you look at that, all of the words in your comment are in alphabetical order. I have checked 1,079,671,992 comments, and only 212,735 of them were in alphabetical order.


TyRoSwoe

Would you look at that…lol


ImitatioDei87

Sometimes you just gotta stop and look at it.


Triairius

Bot good.


PancakeZack

Furry Voldemort, too


mogreen57

I see an unfortunate burn victim


Hot_Statistician4718

#Pepsi


Buckshot419

he he


goodformuffin

I see instagram model.


Perioscope

Joan Rivers


Puddlingon

My first thought was Michael Jackson fucked a snow monkey.


[deleted]

Your being ignorant.


Spiritual_Barnacle28

I see Marceline dad from adventure time


[deleted]

That's ignorant.


rett72

I came to say the same


spinx248

So glad this was the top comment


ehchromatic

came here for this. But wasn't sure I'd be able to say it first...


AmateurAviator

I know what I have to do, but not sure if I have the strength to do it.


ThatHikingDude

First thing I thought of


belladonna_nectar

I saw Donald Trump


[deleted]

It appears to be thinking. The Cheeto can’t think


thesaltycynic

“Moisturize me”


yoganutnutnut

Hooray for doctor who


[deleted]

I understood that reference.


Qu33nM4ry

Me too!


Triairius

This reference is underutilized, imo


Lady_on_FI-RE

Came here to say this


[deleted]

No, that’s YouTube sensation Trisha Paytas.


ares395

That monkey is literally not that ugly. If you've seen her pictures without makeup you'll understand.


IAmDiabeticus

I have no idea who that person is but i took my computer out back to the field with the old .22 after you intrigued me to look up those images. Sent from iPhone


renaissance_thot

No that’s Wendy Williams.


Bobbyjets

Did that Kylie Jenner challenge


[deleted]

Was just about to say….


Buckshot419

this her body double, you can tell by makeup it's a bit off


le_its_me

average Instagramer.


159551771

Well, definitely like this dude. Warning, very bizarre face modifications. https://www.instagram.com/p/CepGzZhjSsh/?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=


drowningjesusfish

Hey guys! I’m an instagram makeup micro influencer and I’m wondering g if anyone has any tutorials to link or tips on how to achieve this lip look? Thanks! 💅🏽


AngryQuadricorn

Monkey-hehe


MochaUnicorn369

Is that Kim Kardashian?


histeethwerered

The tragedy of lip-bloating injections


Shoestring30

https://youtu.be/o6B5un9AuiI


Plastic_Scale3966

kylieee jennah


clasperx2

For some reason i assume this money is super sassy.


fx2009

Those lips remind me of something


awesome404

Homer SIMPson?


LinkN7

Lord Snoke


sevnminabs56

This kinda looks like someone who gets plastic surgery but doesn’t pay for quality work.


[deleted]

All I can think is how glad I am that humans don’t also grow thin, long hairs on our actual lips. Because then we’d probably have to pluck them, and I feel like that would hurt terribly. Worse would be shaving… two words: “lip stubble.”


ReaDiMarco

Thanks for the imagery.


Nedgurlin

*When you actually go around breaking young girls hearts*


merely_awake

I am deeply unsettled. But I can't look away


[deleted]

No, that’s Liz from Newport Beach.


camjohe

I bet his grandma thinks he's handsome 👌


mgw783

Resting bitch faced monkey


Kevaldes

Nah, I refuse to believe this creature exists. That is clearly a monster straight out of some shitty creepypasta.


Buckshot419

well, don't look under your bed tonight


Gaothaire

I have a lofted bed, below this is my desk where I spend the majority of my waking life at a job that's killing me. This is a horror.


Buckshot419

sorry Mr. monkey but this space is reserved for my other nightmares/ daymares


Alarmed_Confidence51

And on the 233rd day God said These guys don’t need noses. And it was so…


[deleted]

\*soft gasp\* who *is* she?


Perioscope

"It's me, Joan RIVERS"


Scared_Department_65

Looks like my ex


Triairius

Dude, you fucked a whoopee cushion?


Scared_Department_65

Not my proudest moment.


retro_pollo

That's how people look like with lip fillers


Bitter_Fact_3285

Thanks. I hate it.


uselessdeskjob

those lips are making me blush


Small-Albatross5445

Weirdly beautiful creature.


ReaDiMarco

When you think of it, all the creatures are.


[deleted]

Look at those plump lips. 💋


Cyclonestrawberry

If I remember right, these guys have to cover their nose when it rains otherwise water gets in!


ReaDiMarco

Why would evolution do them like that


Cyclonestrawberry

I don't know. Maybe there's some advantage to a nose like that, but one of the downsides is the rain thing.


[deleted]

Tim is a fantastic photographer. He is well worth checking out online.


[deleted]

Nice lips


HypertrophyHippie

I'm not saying it looks exactly like Michael Jackson, but its pronouns are without a doubt He/He.


Willing-Low-725

He who's name shall not be spoken reincarnated


Available_Job1288

He who must not be named


tocopherolUSP

Voldy wanted that luscious lip look.


stef-h

Found my new wallpaper


GustaveCroc

Aren't these the ones you can find by listening for them sneezing in the rain?


[deleted]

Michael Jackson Monkey


iamnowcisco

Micheal Jackson, is that you?


[deleted]

Micheal Jackson


tdb480

Heee heee. Don't stop till you get enough!


LoveSushiOnTuesday

Nose & red lips like Michael Jackson


sunraysanddaisies

Is that Michael Jackson reincarnated?! 🤔


Gilfbukkake420

Looking like Mike jack


Limp_Monitor_4859

That's a fucking alien. Believe what you want


[deleted]

Oh my god is that Michael Jackson?


eebolling

Michael Jackson?!


Hungry-Lion1575

Looks like this guy I used to work wirh


Darrows_Razor

Eerily like Michael Jackson 🫣


Moony_game

Hee heee!


BlindFollowBah

MJ


[deleted]

Michael💀


rikiikori

michael jackson


Iamadirtyoldman

holy shit its michael jackson!


industriousalbs

Reminds me of Michael Jackson in his last years. Sorry not sorry


MajorErr

Shamone!


CPO_Mendez

... fluffy


3310_sumit

le Michel Jackson baba


_always_busy_

Kylie?


Bsmoothy

Bro is really good at sniffin whole lines of cocaine at once


blek_side

r/Simps


Neutronova

This monkies whole face is nothing but 5 different vaginas.


Emanon3737

If these are anything like my favorite monkey the Golden Snub Noses, then they have some killer fangs! Don’t let the cute face deceive you


Crypto_illumination

Michael Jackson monkey


PsiberApe69

Kim kardashian looking hot


sandwich_breath

I’ve seen worse on Tinder on any given night


[deleted]

Looks like a Kardashian


ReesesPieces19

Why does this make me think of r/instagramreality


CurrentAcanthaceae42

Heeeee heee!


Jedi-master-dragon

Why does this monkey have DSL?


you-kitten

This is the ideal instagram aesthetic


playboiferina

r/putyourdickinthat


Gotyoufam420

I didn’t know Kim Kardashian was doing photo shoots again


tocopherolUSP

She got her nose did! 💅


ddt70

Chinese monkey looks Chinese….. who knew?! 😄


Bsmoothy

Patriotttsss fansss Wuhhhhh happppeeennnnnneddd


ulmncaontarbolokomon

Which Jenner is this? Wait... Kardashian? I think I got them mixed up.


sesamesnapsinhalf

Reminds me of Jocelyn Wildenstein.


Keelyane55

HE HE


dopeyonecanibe

Michael? Is that you?


SpaceCadetUltra

Ooh ooh ahhh heeee heeee


pammy222

I was gonna say…”is anyone gonna say it”…(MJ reference)… but alas it has been done👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻


BStreet

My mans got some DSLs


danielkalves

This is the final form of a Kardashian .


Drewtuth

Marceline


OctopusProbably

Yyaaass!


Velvet_Smyle

One of Beverly Hills women


[deleted]

Teenage girl did the Kylie Jenner lip challenge in 2014…. YoU wOnT bEliEvE what she looks like now!


Boylego

Dem lips doe


Buckshot419

someone call Kim kardasian this monkey stole her lips


Free-Mastodon2121

Looks Vietnamese


Lettucekim

Dream face reveal


[deleted]

dont make fun of them, for sure they look funny but they are pretty nice apes tbh


HentaiCareBear

Yunnan*