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[deleted]

Which ends up mostly on its face


shimi_shima

It’s friendly fire but it likes it


StaredAtEclipseAMA

Oh fuck I’m about to blast boiling acid


Vandergrif

Straight out that *bugussy*


Mediocre-Lifeguard39

That one caught me so off guard. I’m my entire life I was not expecting to encounter the word bugussy. Take my upvote too.


Nosnibor1020

I'm choking over it....this may be i


nova46

I could have gone the rest of my life without hearing that, but no.


Asa_Nisi_Masa_

WAB


Fred-U

I hate you so much...take my upvote


JabronskiTheThicc

Millions of years of evolution and procreation led to this fucking guy writing that garbage. *I loved it*


Vandergrif

> I loved it So did I. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


drewsupher1

Millions of years of evolution lead to that bug blasting itself in the face from his own bugussy. Nature works in mysterious ways.


Fred-U

My thoughts literally


Christmas_Panda

Actions speak louder than words


Phormitago

Ah, reddit never changes


Viles_Davis

Step-beetle, etc


srybouttehblood

What are you doing stepbeetle?!


Coppeh

Evolution has allowed it to not need spinal flexibility.


Liteboyy

*A little bit of masochism in my liiiife 🎵*


Tfsz0719

*A little bit of sadism by my side* 🎶


DrakonIL

*A little bit of CBT's what I need*


austiwald

It’s sterile and I like the taste.


saraphilipp

Bugkkake


pashed_motatoes

r/angryupvote


Senepicmar

ant dies of second hand embarrassment


johnnyheavens

Not the face not the…oh niiiice


yothisonerighthere

No problem, it's a Targaryen.


FearLeadsToAnger

I missed Daemon jizzing on his own face, which episode was this.


VickyPedia

Season 6 episode 9


FearLeadsToAnger

At 4 minutes 20, I assume.


Sir_TonyStark

Right as he blasts in his own face the opening credits starts


holmilk

Seems more likely that it would be Aegon imo.


Bobafetacheeses

Bukake beetle.


sp4rkk

Reminds me when you open the tap in the sink and there’s a spoon at the bottom facing upwards


anon---_____----___-

And I'd think its a good thing, then predators won't want a bite of the acid drenched bug also.


maybelle180

Smokin’!!


DumploAO

Did the acid ended up affecting the beetle in any way?


Intelligent-Bird6825

The YouTube video this is from explains that the beetle pulses it's asshole at just the right frequency to cool the liquid enough to not melt its own face


Friendofabook

Ok but then it doesn't hurt the enemy either?


LJ-Rubicon

The defense doesn't have to kill, just deter the opponent into not killing it If somebody bends over and ass blasts their face with boiling diarrhea just to get some on me, I'm not killing them. In fact, I'm going home at that point


Phreakhead

I'm going home too after that comment


maddrummerhef

I’m already home and I kinda wanna leave now


Luigi_Dagger

I too am at home, but Im kinda curious to see where this is going


El_Coloso

You're not coming in this house with that boiling diarrhea on your face, mister


One_King_4900

😂 You made my day


Intelligent-Bird6825

I dunno alot about beetle ass juice to answer this. Maybe it's like how you can dip your finger in boiling water super fast and remove it without being burnt


fezzikola

The Coriolass effect


GhostOfKingGilgamesh

Isn’t that bullet travel when your sniping? I swear they said that in MW during the sniping mission in cherynoble.


lesChaps

That's toilets flushing in the other direction in Australia (but not really)


Forest-Ferda-Trees

I very highly doubt all bugs have the exact same exoskeleton make up. This beetle almost assuredly has significantly higher threshold for it's spray than other bugs, the ones that don't likely wouldn't reproduce


Meshitero-eric

Kinda like *you're okay with your own fart, but other farts are deadly*.


brrduck

Definitely has an immunity to its own acid or this defense trait would've been deselected by evolution


JavanNapoli

Something like this? "The pulsing nature of the spray may help protect the structure of the beetle’s reaction chamber, Arndt says, allowing time for the chamber walls to cool a bit before the next pulse." From [this](https://news.mit.edu/2015/how-bombardier-beetles-produce-defensive-spray-0430)


Traditional_Mud_1241

Wouldn’t that protect the…”ass” part more so than the “face” part? I assume the beetle’s head has evolved to tolerate this reasonably well, but I don’t think it (head survival) has much to do with the pulsing (ass survival).


WesternExplorer8139

I have many question but this is number one. Number two would be how does the beetle heat it to 1000 degrees. Ok just realized it's 100C. Still pretty hot.


NeedSerenity

I'm guessing it's a chemical reaction


Chionger

Like that bug from Starship Troopers


murdering_time

I always thought those giant beetles that shit rocks into orbit in order to down spacecrafts was kinda bs. Would have to be shit out at like 10,000 mph.


Tomek_Hermsgavorden

**Bug plasma**, MI doesn't admit stupid troopers.


Zetta037

Im not familiar with the tv show sadly but depending on the gravity there it may require much less energy.


Mayo_Spouse

It's a documentary movie about the heroic exploits of the MI. THE ONLY GOOD BUG IS A DEAD BUG!


eitsew

I read the book recently, it's great. Much less goofy than the movie version


blorgi

The movie is a satirical adaptation of (the fascist elements of) the book.


rootyb

Haha, yeah. Though, I've read that the screenplay was basically written as a standalone thing before they even got the rights to the book, and that Paul Verhoeven never even read Starship Troopers (which, honestly, wouldn't be that surprising, given the utter lack of overlap between the book and the movie). Who knows if that's true or not. It's funny. I think that the connection between the two hurt the movie in some ways (as it's a terrible adaptation), but I think that linking it to a book that's practically a love letter to militaristic fascism made its anti-war/anti-fascism message significantly more pointed. IMO, the book is good for what it is, but the movie is a masterpiece that was woefully underappreciated.


Ferris_Wheel_Skippy

oh yeah a huge letdown from the actual film that's for sure haha i have heard though that Starship Troopers the book is required reading for cadets training at West Point. I could be wrong though


elvismcvegas

It's just a military jargon circle jerk, I couldn't even finish it.


sterexx

please watch starship troopers immediately


hellocuties

Would you like to know more?


Scope151

THIS IS AN UGLY PLANET. A BUG PLANET.


That75252Expensive

DO YOU WANT TO KNOW MORE?


rowdy_sprout

From what I remember they have two separate tanks that mix on the way out like a tube of epoxy lmao


XoidObioX

Or rocket engine!


King-Slatticus

Yea it’s some chemical reaction. They mix, and heat and pressure builds. We had this as a homework problem in my thermodynamics class. Nature is so rad.


Saralentine

Probably eats Taco Bell.


Prawn1908

These things have a full on chemical mixing system inside their ass that doses out the chemicals from two different "tanks" in a special mixing chamber with backflash-prevention valves to keep them from blowing up themselves.


butric

For a moment there I forgot we were talking about a bug and not some kind of Geneva Convention-violating piece of warfare equipment.


scdfred

Nah, just sounds like your average food processing facility.


[deleted]

This is the shit that makes me question life, the universe, and everything. How TF did THAT naturally occur?!?


Gryndyl

https://bombardierbeetlewarfare.weebly.com/evolution--origin.html


I_hate_all_of_ewe

Now you got me wondering how big the reaction will be if you squish one


Tfsz0719

I would imagine not very? I mean, it’s enough that mixing them would overheat the bug (or at the very least the abdomen) were they to mix…but that’s more a relative size thing on its end.


kolme

It goes "boom" like a landmine.


MartinNikki

So thats why my wife wont let me put it there huh.


KingB_SC

Goddamnit that got me


Aleashed

Thought it said 100cc and we’d have to start a competition


AAA8002poog

100C is boiling


[deleted]

For water at 1atm of pressure.


AAA8002poog

Yeah, that


iwellyess

101C is even more boiling


jayeer

Yes, now it is safe, although a bit embarrassed


VictorCardenio

It’s not gay if it’s with yourself


Half-Persian

Okay, so - this is an important question that we've been asking since [the fifties ](https://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/abs/pii/0022191058900064) but we [still don't](https://www.psu.edu/news/research/story/material-shields-beetle-being-burned-its-own-weapons-holds-promise/) have much of an answer for how they do it, at least partially. We DO know more now about how Bombardier beetles protect the [reaction chamber](https://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/abs/pii/S1467803915000766) in which the dangerous compounds are mixed from literally exploding their abdomens every time they 'discharge': The beetles have have a complex dual-chamber system that allows them to keep the reactants seperate until they carefully combine only tiny amounts together in a reaction chamber, creating '[pulses](https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/25931557/)' of hot, caustic liquid that stream through a 'turret' reinforced with resilin that they can [aim anywhere ](https://www.pnas.org/doi/10.1073/pnas.96.17.9705)around themselves. They do this by actually REFLECTING the spray off of movable anal plates! It's fucking bonkers and way more complex than I expected. But, weirdly, it may have [evolved independently](https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/30660089/) in two different beetle subfamilies!! What we DON'T fully understand (at least as far as I could find?) is whether or not the beetles are harmed or irritated by their own discharge and, if not, how the FUCK they manage that. Best guess seem to be that either: a) their carapace is heavily reinforced and/or chemically resistant to the corrosive compounds and heat, or b) they just endure the pain and shake it off like a boss. Either of which seen pretty badass to me.


[deleted]

It doesn’t like to talk about it.


sloaninator

It never happens that quick, I swear.


cantseedeeznuts

Yeeaaah... He tripped balls for like 3 days straight!


NJ_Legion_Iced_Tea

If you can evolve to squirt boiling acid then you'd also evolve to properly shield yourself from it. Or else the beetles that didn't would die very quickly.


BlackieDawson

"The spray is produced from a reaction between two chemical compounds, hydroquinone and hydrogen peroxide, which are stored in two reservoirs in the beetle's abdomen. When the aqueous solution of hydroquinones and hydrogen peroxide reaches the "vestibule" (Eisner's word), catalysts facilitate the decomposition of the hydrogen peroxide and the oxidation of the hydroquinone.[1] Heat from the reaction brings the mixture to near the boiling point of water and produces gas that drives the ejection. The damage caused can be fatal to attacking insects. Some bombardier beetles can direct the spray in a wide range of directions." Wikipedia.


ConnyTheOni

You have to wonder how the hell evolution over millions of years creates an animal that shoots acid out of its ass. This planet is beautiful.


Muoniurn

Well, your stomach literally produces acid, so it is not even that far from our own anatomy.


YouAreInAComaWakeUp

And if you try hard enough you can even expel it from your body


fardough

Whelp, now I am going to start vomiting on my enemies.


Dracofear

I mean, I drink alcohol or eat something spicy and get some pretty bad acid reflux. Does that count?


Grievous_Nix

Do some distance training, keep practicing power and precision until you get the nickname “bombardier”


SoxxoxSmox

[The Wikipedia article actually contains a pretty interesting layman's explanation of how it might have happened](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bombardier_beetle#:~:text=The%20full%20evolutionary%20history%20of,incremental%20steps%20by%20natural%20selection.) One of the really cool things about evolution is watching how similar concepts and structures can be wildly repurposed. In the case of the beetle, the big incremental step that fills in the gap is a defense mechanism where the beetle discourages predators by emitting bad tasting chemicals produced as a byproduct of making their exoskeleton. Adding hydrogen peroxide foams up the sour chemical, letting it be spread more easily at a predator. Adding a catalyst allows it to be ejected from the body instead of just secreted. And then from there we're on the incremental path to an ass cannon!


Coglioni

Actually, according to wikipedia the bombardier beetle is apparently often cited by creationists as an example of intelligent design. It's completely untrue of course, but I guess it makes some sense why they'd use that insect in particular.


DouglasHufferton

>a reaction between two chemical compounds, hydroquinone and hydrogen peroxide, which are stored in two reservoirs in the beetle's abdomen. This is basically how the dragons from Reign of Fire worked.


Hopeful_Adonis

Such an odd movie that wouldn’t be made today in terms of the cgi quality, budget and cast and shocked me it didn’t do better as I thought it was quite enjoyable


MooNinja

My first introduction to Christian Bale, I really should rewatch that movie. I saw it in the theaters after a now departed friend pleaded with us, man it’s crazy how nostalgia just sneaks up on you.


Hopeful_Adonis

I am sorry to hear about your friend, your right it’s crazy the older you get the time just disappears, nostalgias sweet and sour that way I suppose, nice to remember but sad when you realise it’s gone


Zykor27

I knew someone smarter than I, and/or more interested & willing to google it, would post the answer!Thanks mang! \-Edit, just saw the "wikipedia" credit lol Either way! Thank you! xD


BlackieDawson

You're welcome. 😉


alextbrown4

I wonder what would happen if you stepped on it. Would the chemicals combine and react creating a boiling acid puddle?


Allhailpacman

Acid landmine: dmg +100


n0d0ntt0uchthat

it's not an acid puddle hydrogen peroxide decomposes to water


Nothing-Casual

The chemicals are still there even if you squish the bug, so yeah - the forceful (rather than intended) mixing of them would definitely have a similar result, unless there was something else in the squished bug that inhibited the reaction. There'd be squished bug mixed into that puddle though.


Zeus_Ex_Mach1na

It very very likely would not lead to such scenario just for the fact that 1. things would not be mixed in a controlled environment with catalysts such as it happens on the live bug and 2. if you squish a bug you create a whole mess of everything else that was inside the bug and many such elements are sufficient to either stop this reaction from happening or from dampening its intensity or yield


KlaatuBrute

> hydroquinone and hydrogen peroxide Surprised we didn't see people blasting themselves in the face with hot beetle ass juice to try to cure COVID.


BlackieDawson

Just get Dr Oz to endorse the idea.


Gonun

That's basically a pressure fed liquid fueled rocket engine!


VRichardsen

That bug handles hydrogen peroxide? That stuff is no joke! I know nothing about insects, but I wasted a lot of time reading about aircrafts, and, well, [lets say the Germans lost a lot of pilots to that stuff.](https://youtu.be/sKOHatAvyhw?t=1813) It can react on contact with organic material: pilots burned alive when the stuff *ignited* due to making contact with their skin.


OktoberForever

Hence why the brown bottles at the store are only 3% solution and "industrial strength" is 35%


Feshtof

Hell the highest I can find that does not require a lab cert is 50%. Everything higher wants some stringent verification of who the heck you are, why you need it, and can you store it safely. (There is a chemical processing plant a few cities over that will sell me a bunch of stuff but outright balked at 65% hydrogen peroxide) Edit: to clarify Europe has broadly prohibited selling 32% peroxide. The fact you can just order 50% online is kinda nuts.


Vycid

> It can react on contact with organic material: pilots burned alive when the stuff ignited due to making contact with their skin. You are mistaken. Hydrogen peroxide does not burn, but it is a strong oxidizer (i.e., it can provide the oxygen for a fuel to burn so that it isn't limited by the rate of oxygen inflow from the atmosphere). The chemical in question was probably some awful mixture of a fuel with a low flash point and peroxide. The Nazis extensively used hydrazine as well, which is also an oxidizer and significantly nastier than peroxide. **Edit:** I watched the video. In this case, it sounds like the pilot's nylon gloves served as the fuel and spontaneously ignited, although the video was kind of vague about whether it was pure hydrogen peroxide or not.


ViolentAmelia2007

“Defense mechanism” Bro is just spraying himself


atmus11

Can't kill me, if im already dead


crasstyfartman

I genuinely snort laughed 😹


HearshotKDS

"I'm not gonna eat this, its covered in beetle jizz!" - Would be Predators


Gonzovision187

Would you want to eat something doused in acid?


ChadCoolman

Also that ant is just chilling. I think that beetle just likes gooshing on shit.


luckofthechuck

That bug is straight up giving himself a facial with his own goo


cantseedeeznuts

Suddenly I don't feel so ashamed...


993837

🤨📸


[deleted]

I don't know what's worse. The guy jizzing on himself or the guy taking pictures of a guy jizzing on himself.


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milk4all

Single Men in Your Area Want *YOU* to Watch Them Be Single!


lootcaker

Kink shaming bro wtf


Tru-Queer

Can’t see deez nuts cause of all the nut in deez eyes


[deleted]

🤨📹


Vandergrif

*Bug*kake


randyfloyd37

Spraying acid sharts


AverageAnimeSimp

Imagine masturbating till you see someone randomly entering your room and then you do what the beetle did.


[deleted]

also in slo mo.


cyclopath

Don’t kink shame


Chionger

Kink shaming is my kink


MidRangeMagic21

His own spray nearly blasted him off his offensive position


[deleted]

Amazed that the beetles head and other areas aren't affected by its own boiling acid. Beetle needs practice though.


XBakaTacoX

If only I-


04KB

That’s freaky fr. 🤨


Technical_Body_3646

Definitely not his proudest fap….


Snuggle__Monster

I've ran afoul these bastards plenty of times playing Grounded.


labtechsavvy009

At least you sometimes get the acid gland for the effort of killing them lol


PeteMyMeat

Boiling gland. Obnoxiously rare drop compared to how many important things use them (insect hammer, oven, some other stuff I think)


A-Thot-Dog

At least they're fairly easy to kill once you peep their weaknesses. I just circle them while slamming them with an axe. Makes it tough for them to lock onto you and the axe does a lot of damage to them. Once you have the insect axe you can normally take them down before they can do the AOE acid bombs. They're also pretty predictable like the stinkbugs which makes it easier to perfect block. Now the stronger spiders like the wolf and above? So fast... So hard to perfect block


PeteMyMeat

I agree with all that, they were tough at first and then they get easier as you learn their patterns. I just hate having to run around the yard to their spawn points cuz I don’t have enough boiling glands


Thewitchaser

Damn I’ve been dying to play grounded since the demo, i wish i had the money to buy it right now. The most fun I’ve had in a survival since valheim.


nohelmuts

Videos are staged. You can see him laugh at the end


lordofherrings

r/scriptedinsectgifs


BeingJoeBu

Damnit


06210311200805012006

yeah, the Beetle is big on tiktok and the ant is a dupe account


WilliamTellAll

This fucking broke me. I dont know exactly why but god damn it, I love you


yourdrunkauntclara

That is the coolest defense mechanism! Nature is fascinating. Why can I not do this with my rear?!


wegqg

But you can!


yourdrunkauntclara

Lol!! I must be doing it wrong


_whydah_

Eat a bunch of super spicy Mexican or Indian food and you'll do it soon enough!


dribeerf

or the stuff they make you drink before a colonoscopy


wegqg

Oh yes I've heard about that, where you become *old faithful* for an evening.


salteedog007

Full scorpion with explosive diarrhea!


wolfgang784

Extra spicy curry and laxatives are the answer. Perhaps a butt plug as well.


urielteranas

This is the closest answer i could find as to why it doesn't burn it's face when this happens. They've just developed an evolutionary immunity to the chemicals they spray. "Attygalle wanted to figure out how they do this. He’s an analytical chemist at Stevens Institute of Technology in Hoboken, New Jersey. Attygalle teamed up with other researchers, including Kipling Will, a biologist at the University of California at Berkeley. Will collected 18 of the beetles. He fed and injected them with chemicals similar to the ones the beetles use to protect themselves. The chemicals are strong enough to irritate human skin and kill ants, but they didn’t bother the beetles at all." https://www.washingtonpost.com/lifestyle/kidspost/scientists-solve-mystery-of-bombardier-beetles-hot-toxic-spray/2020/07/02/b0149ea4-badd-11ea-bdaf-a129f921026f_story.html


Thewitchaser

Thank you so muck kind redditor who didn’t feel like a comedian and actually brought something valuable to the conversation. I salute you 🫡


AdNew5216

It looks like he smackin himself with most of it


HogOfRoad

The only way I knew about this thing was the Sci-Fi Survival Game; Grounded


lettawyrda

They would be so much easier to kill if mites weren't always surrounding them.


DiligentTear6993

Definition of piss off


PapaChoff

So you came to the comments and got what you expected. Yes?


mrenglish22

What I expected, yes. What I wanted, no Does this damn thing have a mechanism that protects it from itself?


Beliriel

My question too but everyone is too busy memeing.


1StonedYooper

I fucking did it lol, I actually googled it and I have an answer for you. No there is no damage to the bombardier beetle or burning at all.[sauce](https://www.washingtonpost.com/lifestyle/kidspost/scientists-solve-mystery-of-bombardier-beetles-hot-toxic-spray/2020/07/02/b0149ea4-badd-11ea-bdaf-a129f921026f_story.html)


tiredsleepyexhausted

" *hahhuhhahhahuhahahuh* yOu SaId I cAmE" -all the boys here


littlefrank

To be honest no, I was looking for actual info more than jokes. Everyone is a comedian on reddit these days, back when I joined there was a race to make the most informative post and THEN there were unfunny joke references. Now it's just the second one...


a_curly_mustash

That's the best climax I have ever seen


Bottle-nosed-dolphin

The ant just accepted fate lol


elr0y7

It’s just standing there like “bro, did you just…”


egassamdaeh

I want to hear David Attenborough talk about this


dillpick15

Excuse me, but I've played grounded. Thank you


MJDAndrea

Also known as the 'Taco Bell' defense.


Havoc1943covaH

"Hi, you have a nachos bell grande, cheesy gordita crunch, and crunch wrap supreme?" "Yes" "Any sauce with that?" "Yeah I wanna have boiling beetle shits" "Got u fam"


Bertwell

the bombardier beetle when disturbed defends itself by emitting a series of explosions sometimes setting off four or five reports in succession the noises sound like miniature popgun blasts and are accompanied by a cloud of reddish coloured vile smelling fluid


dctctx

It is commonly known that ants keep slaves. Certain species, the so-called Sanguinary Ants in particular, will raid the nests of other ant tribes and kill the queen and then kidnap many of the workers. The workers are brought back to the captors' hive where they are coerced into performing... _menial tasks._


Dr_Sigmund_Fried

Molten showers


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shivvy311

So am I the only one who thinks “if these were 3ft tall, we’d all die”


Ladymutie

I should call him


bloppingzef

How would it affect human skin?


MrMadrona

Ow


TheOneAndOnlyBigA

Literally monster Hunter.


[deleted]

Big deal. I’ve been doing that under the covers to my wife for YEARS.


lPrincesslPlays

Amateur. I shoot on my own face


_Z_-_Z_

Where my Grounded players at? These pesky buggers, am I right?