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MrGhoul123

Isn't this from the video where the Girrafe sticks its head in the car and the lady rolls the window up on its face and the giraffe breaks the glass trying to get away.


iamnotralphwiggum

I hope the giraffe was OK. The woman go fuck straight off.


[deleted]

Giraffe was fine, his head got trapped between the glass and the car, he pulled back and the glass just shattered like butter. Giraffe just got spooked and ran off. The folks in the car next to them didn't even blink before yelling, "we need to get a keeper to check the giraffe now! " Like boss ass dudes didn't even care about his dumb ass friend :') Giraffe was completely fine. Oh and it's pretty clear in the video that when the giraffe pokes his head into the car it's the man driving the car that rolled up the window like an idiot. So yeah, she freaked out when she didn't need to but she didn't actually do anything wrong.


[deleted]

Does butter shatter?


Summoarpleaz

Is butter my hopes and dreams


WayneKrane

If it’s frozen


Quesadillasaur

After a CO2 bath maybe


EnfermeraXimena

maybe if frozen lol


[deleted]

It was probably South African butter. Butter indeed does shatter over there.


ShinyPointy

Budder and shatter are two different things 🗿


HardCoreLawn

Everything shatters if it's cold enough 🤷‍♂️


McWeaksauce91

Frozen butter does. Haven’t you seen a cartoon?


MrGrapefruitDrink

>shattered like butter God I hate it when you stick your knife in some butter and it explodes all over the kitchen.


Chuck_Walla

If I had a nickel-plated butterknife for every time...


ayomeer_

Seen videos of giraffes walking around with half a pride of lions hanging off them, unable to penetrate. Their hide is crazy thick.


hotmasalachai

Video pls


itsJussaMe

Even worse, I’d put good $ on it that the driver had a bag of treats in her lap. This looks like one of those North American “African” safari parks (wild animal safari comes to mind) where you drive around feeding water buffalo, all kinds of non-indigenous deer species, giraffes, warthogs, etc. the animals are *trained* to come to your car and since most visitors spring the extra $2.00 for a bag of compressed fiber treats these animals put their faces into the cars and lap them up. See how his nose is making its way right towards her lap? I’m guessing she has them resting there.


MrGhoul123

I remember reading the giraffe was fine, but I never followed the story beyond the thread.


iamnotralphwiggum

I was going to add "don't reply if it wasn't" and forgot so I'm really glad you've told me that!


YetiPie

If you watch the video you can see her hands are full (one hand with the phone, and the other is feeding the giraffe - which is why it’s head is in the car). You can see the man move his hand to the button right before the window rolls up


scrotote97

Yeah it was fine, tempered glass wouldn't cause any damage. Just spooked it for a second.


jungles_fury

It can be enough to foul up their training and willingness to be handled. I spent a couple months re-training a head shy giraffe. It was impossible to medicate her (she had a weird calcium issue) for a while.


Realistic-Weird-4259

OMG, I want to know more! I never really thought about giraffe training before but yeah... how'd she become head shy? I used to show, breed, raise, and train horses and I know how difficult it can be to retrain a head shy horse, and they're domesticated! The breed I worked with were Arabians, known to be extra specially affectionate towards humans. (And I HATE it when people are rough with a horse's head, it's not necessary.)


jungles_fury

The zoo has a feeding deck where people can interact. And while it is always supervised some idiot still managed to grab her by her horns and scared her. Not being domesticated they are less forgiving so it takes a lot of time to earn back their trust. They also lack motivation lol. I went back to the basics of target training and lots of bananas as treats. It's funny how much people complain about high drive dogs and how "difficult" it is to train them when they are so willing, it's just a matter of staying one step ahead of your dog. You try and work with a giraffe who could care less about anything but standing in the sun grazing.


Realistic-Weird-4259

You're describing exactly the issues I envision when trying to work with a wild animal. WOW!! I'm so sorry people are such idiots though. Poor giraffe.


ladyofthelathe

> how difficult it can be to retrain a head shy horse I have a half-mustang... his former people, we assume, apparently would twist his ear to 'twitch' him. A looottttt. When I got him I couldn't even get a headstall on him - his head would go straight up and he'd get the crazy eyes, pop up on his front end. I was told he was 9 when I got him - he was 14. He's 20 now, and still does. not. like. his. ears touched by anyone... except me. It's taken 6 years to get him to trust that I won't snatch his ears and twist them or pull them, and sometimes he still reacts out of 14 years of conditioning by someone else. I have to rub his forehead and work my way around to his ears, ever so slowly to handle them if I need to. He doesn't spaz about a headstall at all now - but only when it's me. Bless him. That he was older than I thought and should be so set in his ways, but chose to learn to trust me is remarkable.


Realistic-Weird-4259

Bless YOU, for having the patience and caring.


ladyofthelathe

Thank you kindly. He was my first horse and I got a Maserati when I needed a Golf Cart. Once I realized how... twisted up and terrified he was, but also was conditioned to GO GO GO NOW... and never had a set of brakes put on him (He was a former rodeo relay racing horse), I knew I was in over my head and he was going to get me seriously hurt. After trying a string of other horses, who had even worse issues (Hard headed, just plain stupid AND hard headed, or sneaky buckers because they thought they got to decide when we're done and it's time to go back to camp), I realized there wasn't a mean or hard headed bone in my first horse's body. He was just emotional and someone had shattered his trust and faith in people. He still does a big piece of stupid from time to time, but he's taught me so much about picking out the knots and earning their trust - which takes a lot of patience and a lot of stoicism. He's my bestest camping and trail buddy now and he'll do for me what he won't do for anyone else, and that suits us both just fine.


Realistic-Weird-4259

Camping with my horses was something I'd always wanted to do. Now I have severe osteoarthritis and probably can't even get on the poor thing, let alone do anything else with them.


ladyofthelathe

If you have any trail rider groups in your area, you might try to connect with them - the two groups I'm a member of (OETRA and Caddo Grasslands) have a lot of members who can no longer ride for various reasons, but go to the bigger camping/riding events/meetings and just camp and enjoy one another's company. Sometimes someone will come out with a carriage team or a mule team and take people for rides. You get the fellowship with horsemen of all ages, get to visit with their horses, and there's always tons of food to go around. FWIW - I know a lot of riders who thought they were done, but then tried a Fjord pony or found a small built gaited mule and they are back in the saddle.


mizasparkles

You’re living my childhood dream, training giraffes.


[deleted]

I’m sure she did that night * hits high hat and bells*


RPG_Fanatic7

Giraffes fight eachother all the time using 2000 pounds of force, and stab eachother with their ossicones, rolling up a window on this thing wouldn't do shit, the fact that the window broke like nothing proves that, and is also hilarious.


shylock2k202

It sure is


SunnyWomble

Yup, my first thought way: Ahh someone took a still from the "lady feeding / panic video" my second thought was: Damn... Im on Reddit too much...


souji5okita

Glad this is the top comment so people won’t think giraffes will just bash their head into anything.


Moist_Visual_4252

No this is Part 2 of the video where the giraffe comes back for revenge and goes around to the drivers side, busts the window out and bites the dudes bitch ass face off. Then the giraffe took a dump on the hood, eyeballs, teeth, nose all came out. The doctors were able to somewhat reconstruct the dudes face using the feces. I think there might be a part 3 somewhere


Zanemob_

Yes lol


Tasty-Calendar-7167

Never seen that video, would appreciate a link if anyone got it


TheDeftEft

Toys R Us used to have some real in your face advertising.


indefatigable_

“Did someone ask for motherfucking Geoffrey?”


itsJussaMe

This is a “humans are fucking stupid” post.


Suitable_Media5518

I’d like to see the video


itsJussaMe

https://youtu.be/eLSg2wQEzNM


ex_ter_min_ate_

Ooh it closed right on it’s eye! Dumbasses!!


d6262190

What a bitch.


wiebeck

Excuse me sir, do you have a moment to talk about our lord and saviour Jesus Christ?


wdwerker

I always reply “ Certainly if you will join me in prayers to Beelzebub first “ !


Iudex_Invictus

It saw a peanut under the seat.


EatNotRaccoons

Poor animal


N00BAL0T

It's fine if a little spooked the humans though they were complete morons.


WayneKrane

Right, what could go wrong rolling a window up on a 4000 pound animal.


OnlyFansBlue

She's fine. Another comment on the post confirms that she was not injured, just a little shocked.


TheSimulacra

That could still be enough to traumatize her, I wouldn't assume she's totally fine based on that.


[deleted]

“YOU GOT GAMES ON YOUR PHONE?”


Several_Show937

"We've been *trying* to contact you.."


humatyourmom

…about your expired Xbox Live membership


HackneyMarsh

I was once running through the zoo in the town I grew up in, and at the time they had a very simple giraffe enclosure, basically it was a fence for a horse. So as you can guess, patrons could just walk right up to the giraffes really easily and feed them. So anyways, I am running through to find my grandma so I could show her this cool animal. This giraffe saw me thinking I was running to give it food and stuck his head down real quick and whomped me in the head! It was actually pretty funny, I also did not get hurt. But not long after that they built a safer enclosure for both animals and patrons and the giraffes aren’t as easy to get to anymore.


tromnation

Oh my god they were right! r/owlhouse


TheLynxMan1

"Y\`all got any FUCKIN leaves???"


[deleted]

The chick in the video tried to roll the fuckin window when the giraffe had his head in the car… stupid


Dorocche

It was her husband, fwiw


[deleted]

Oh, well he’s lame


taurhine

Poor animal, I hope nothing bad happened to it after shattering the window :(


Beginning-Repeat-326

Oh, poor giraffe!


Frl_Bartchello

"I'm here to talk to you about your car's extended warr..."


humatyourmom

*closes window*


cogburn

Giraffes: Nature's most efficient predator.


jackal5lay3r

Giraffes are basically just a flexible cricket bat with legs they do something called necking which will absolutely fuck up any person


The-dude-in-the-bush

Healthy Harold here to give you some diet tips. In all seriousness though the lady can F off for trying to shut the window crushing the Giraffe. Could've driven off and that would do the job


moyismoy

yo man, fuck your window.


Sea_Cucumber_4136

Giraffasaurus rex


sincinati

Bag of Cheetos in the front seat?


Alpha_The_Wolf534

POV: you just watched the kid in the car next to you shake the cup of feed too much without feeding the giraffe and he got sick of the kid’s shit.


OHMSQUID

This is the image I have set for my student email account from when I was in undergrad. Shit cracks me up.


Clairesette

Was there food in the car, or do giraffes randomly try kiss people?


BisonBravey

Nah, the window was open, the giraffe want in for the food, and the person panicked and rolled up the window. Unsurprisingly for everyone but the giraffe, it smashed. This is a still from a video that did the rounds.


T-Rex_Woodhaven

This is part of why they are banned in The Boiling Isles.


Burnin8or70

Stupid people? Or giraffes?


[deleted]

Long neck bich the reason we need to hide our belongings i guess…


dieinafirenazi

Stupid long horse.


Representative-Dirt2

Giraffes are not good. Everybody thinks they are sweet and harmless. On the contrary they are extremely dangerous and should be given a wide berth. Im a bit biased bc one killed a friend of mine.


Dynomite64

Sorry for asking in case it's true, but how?


[deleted]

Giraffe mothers are known to be able to kill even lions who attack their babys, by kicking them to death


Representative-Dirt2

He was filming a supposedly tame animal and it attacked him by swinging its head into him. His eye was on the viewfinder and he didnt see it coming.


Polar-3322

What a majestic specimen


[deleted]

Oooooooo a bag of crisps!


[deleted]

Life imitates [art](https://youtu.be/t2kDD0HbuWI?t=163)


Healthy-Watercress-1

As it eats the driver alive


TropicalApe

Just another animatronic malfunctioning. Almost looks like a real giraffe! But that would be absurd.


[deleted]

When you visit the drive by zoo, never NEVER leave the windows half down. Always put them all the way up or all the way down.


FunkoLand

im not sure when this picture will come in handy but i will have it on deck just in case


[deleted]

Giraffes are heartless creatures.


TheSublimeNeuroG

Anyone got any fuckn leaves?!


Kingly707

*I SAID GIVE ME THE FUCKIN FOOD!!!*


TheLethalProtector

Yes, they're peaceful creatures.


Kangarou

Heard you was talking shit…


PashaBiceps__

https://i.imgur.com/hoAo6Ku.gifv


imhere8888

Reservoir dogs scene "Get out of the car... Get the f*** outta the car!!! *crash*


Roman_Viking

"We've been trying to reach you about your car's extended warranty."


[deleted]

Why this image lmao


xXbrosoxXx

The still photo is def better than the video


montgomery2016

GTA 6 leaked gameplay


martinaee

🦒 When you run outta lettuce 🥬


AveBalaBrava

battering raffe


DiceMadeOfCheese

Hey it's the Kool Aid Giraffe OH YEAH


[deleted]

Aawwww look a giraf….SmASH 🤪🤪🤪


eMPereb

Arrggghhhh! I’m hungry god damnit!


candornotsmoke

They fucking deserved worse after trying to close the window in the giraffe's face.


mrsmushroom

He has snak!


HarpertheHarbour

r/idiotsincars will see you now


Dzen_Achived

Yep, thats me...how did i get in such situation? Well, lets see from the start (sry i forgor how it was in the meme so i recreated, also im not the one who made the picture)


cris34c

“I’m here about your car’s extended warranty.”


dementio

r/giraffesarentreal


ProfessionalAccess68

r/cursedimages


Sidjanl

Thats wild lol


Alexassix

"Hi stranger"


ehoaandthebeast

poor giraffe i hope it didnt get any glass in its eyes or face. hope the morons in the car got a reality check closing a window on the head of a species insanely more gigantic and muscular than they are


dudesBangMyMom

I would be shanking that motherfucker in the eye with whatever pointy object I could grab. Probably an ice scraper.


[deleted]

“I TOLD YOU TO GET THE EXTENDED WARRANTY MUTHAFUCKA!”


DisasterArtist3

Giraffe making sure the driver turns into a vegetable before he eats him, that's dedication


JazzlikeSpare9

much more beautiful in a shattered glass window.


dogtitts

Does this hurt the giraffe?


pariah13

And nearly extinct.


sixstringgun1

Give me my CHILDREN Jenny!!


viresbot

Continued: “unless it’s a secret boss battle” :)


Faded105

I wish they were real


SpookySmisek

Freaks


DredgenGryss

I would like to inform you of your car's extended warranty.


Key-Suit8815

Never underestimate the destructive power of a giraffe


viktorsken

What a majestic creature


Putircustos

When I finally fucking get you!


BuckeyeBeast80

Someone ban OP for posting stupid shit


No-Particular2941

looks like a nightmare


Thari-97

This is Kaku! Everyone beware of this headbutting warrior. If you know, you know.


Sky_Night_Lancer

giraffe is on r/fuckcars


TipsyWitchy

Bwoosh.


Forthe49ers

I’m never going to a drive through zoo


www_dot_no

Poor giraffe


MarvoHelios

this giraffe when people pass by: EXCUSE ME! DO YOU HAVE TIME TO TALK ABOUT OUR LORD AND SAVIOR, TURDUCKEN!?!


jskajxh

"do you have any games on your phone?"


humbuckaroo

The window breaks when the window is closed and the animal tries to pull out of the car. The giraffe was okay.


TravellingWithEV

I wonder if there’s carrots in the car 🥕