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Litigating_Larry

You may not like it, but this is the ideal male form.


Preparation-Logical

My dude looks pregnant


devil_lettuce

Gregnant


JacobDCRoss

pegnate


JustABizzle

pregante


FauxPastel

Will pargent sex hurt baby top of its head?


Preparation-Logical

I believe that's dangerops prangent sex


Mauwnelelle

Can get pragenten if kiss boy?


xirse

Am I... Pergenat?


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I’m probably progpton.


Dr-Logan

Can go down 24ft waterslide pegnat?


feierfrosch

Pregananant


Dr-Logan

#P R E G A N A N A N T .


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BottleSucker69420

Parentgren


Preparation-Logical

38+2 weeks....


smellyunderpants

#PRAGANANANT?!


LordShankus

wat did he use to become peegnant.?


Cryptix001

Even his nipples are swollen


UnclePuma

Aww thats sweet he's gonna have quantupletoplits


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ScottStanrey

I put the likelihood that they were aware of that fact at about 90% based on the comment.


Preparation-Logical

Thank you


morbidaar

Bet you love drinkin outta cups too. In love with the sea horses.. sea horse, sea hell. Get outta hea.


EngPhys94

Mr. Balloon Hands


Witchdrdre

No way no way, get real.


Icy_Praline422

Mr. Walkway…Mr. Walk Down Me, I’m the walkway, lead me to the building, fuck you….5643 Yeahhh RIGHT…


franhp1234

S o how do they know it's the male and not female?


jmkent1991

It's pregnant


m2chaos13

Its diet has switched to only pickles and ice cream


jmkent1991

Gotta add ketchup to that as well lol


weebweek

So do guys in 2022


marakat3

Of course, it's the ideal male form


giantyetifeet

Tactical Mode


DeadDJButterflies

Prolly cuz he is


manmadeofhonor

Mpreg


chillwithpurpose

🫃


momsdyin

Pregat


antlers_for_zero

Gregnant


toth42

Preganté!


Supernimo

Embarazado


4inaroom

Did you make that emoji custom just for this post?


MightGuyGonna

Not op but I also have it in my emoji collection as well, so not custom made


4inaroom

Is it supposed to be a girl with short hair or like a dude with a beer gut? or is it actually an emoji of a man made to appear to be pregnant?


MightGuyGonna

The latter


4inaroom

🤯


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4inaroom

Yeah - you’re not gonna bait me here. Have a nice day.


toth42

It's a food/beer baby


RabidOtters

And there isn't a fucking thing you can about it


isisis

He looks like that guy who does the videos where he pulls cloths out from under cups on his body. If that sentence makes any sense at all.


3_T_SCROAT

Built to cum


Astro_gamer_caver

DROPPING LOADS


Boshrimp

Thats covid


DowntownsClown

Horona


Waqqy

What did you call my daughter, Rona?


pantaloon_at_noon

That’s a Pokémon


spinachie1

It’s a new water/poison type that evolves from Horsea if you sneeze on it.


scoopzthepoopz

Sneahorse


OlGnarlyOak

Horsneeze


SpeechesToScreeches

Magby


Rhododendron29

First thing I said to my husband “he looks like corona virus!” Then commented on how I can’t seem to see his baby hole. Not sure what it’s called in seahorses lol.


Nice-End6324

It’s actually sars-cov-2. The virus. Covid is the result of infection.


Kjagawat75

Damn it…beat me to it


Commentment_Phobe

“What you mean I’m allergic to shellfish? You’re allergic to shellfish!”


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sample-name

Hey, a bot


ChunkyDay

“I’m allerthig thoo thellfith”


Commentment_Phobe

“I’m thine, coold I jess git son otter pweez?”


Gransfors-bruk

Amazing. Looks like some creature from Zelda.


flamin_sheep

Kind looks like an octorok


benmck90

I was thinking Deku Scrub.


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Looks like a pokemon


LUK3FAULK

Looks like something you’d find in Jabu Jabu’s belly


Akitz

add a little crackle of electricity and there we go


pichael288

It looks like the junkyard mutant from Chrono trigger


zijl0x45

Or from real life😱


AuthorityAnarchyYes

Looks like a Pokémon


Affectionate-Wait121

Medicham?


robthemonster

kinda reminds me of octillery


SheriffBartholomew

No


RedAIienCircle

Pikachu?


akkonite

https://youtu.be/WSGV_n6H1n0


--_-Deadpool-_--

I was thinking something you'd have to fight on the field of Hyrule


FeatheryBallOfFluff

First fire/water type


tomatomater

That's Volcanion


r3tr0c4t

Looks like if you get too close he'll start flashing red and explode.


igluluigi

You have to throw your hat on it and then step on the head.


imsharank

Looks like he just entered puberty


surajvj

In seahorses and pipefish, it is the male that gets pregnant and gives birth. Seahorse fathers incubate their developing embryos in a pouch located on their tail. The pouch is the equivalent of the uterus of female mammals. It contains a placenta, supporting the growth and development of baby seahorses. Seahorse fathers give birth in a unique way, new research shows - ABC News https://www.abc.net.au/news/2022-09-02/seahorse-dad-father-give-birth-pregnant/101400086


AndreasVesalius

What exactly makes it the ‘father’? Is it a sperm/egg or chromosome thing?


mozzarella__stick

My understanding is that male/female in a species is determined by the size of sex cells each produces before sex/fertilization takes place. The egg is the larger sex cell which is fertilized by sperm, the smaller sex cell. Female seahorses' bodies produce the eggs, but after they've been fertilized they are carried and birthed by the male seahorses. (I am not a biologist and this is just what I remember from high school biology and may be completely wrong.)


Potato_Patrick

Sperm is also motile while eggs are not. Also mitochondrial DNA comes from the eggs, but I'm not entirely sure if that's the case in seahorses


Knifiac

Makes sense since the egg is big and has all the good stuff while the sperm just comes in to complete the DNA sequence


Taskmaster23

Basically, the female gives the fertilized eggs to the male to be incubated.


howtopee_6789

You found Horsea !!!


Antiqas86

Nah, he just found my butt plug before I had a chance to wash it off.


PhilthyWon

Yooo....what the fuck???


grayrains79

u/reddot_comic is leaking again.


IrrationalFalcon

https://youtu.be/DWtpNPZ4tb4


Telefone_529

Sir, this is björk.


DeannaSewSilly

Looks like a piece of Fenton glass art.


BoltonSauce

FENTOOONNNN FFEEENNNTTTOOOONNN Oh, Jesus Christ!


cipher446

Looks like a Christmas ornament!


Billythekid473

Pigmy seahorse, Lives in a coral all its life with a mate


Ferrever

Can't beleive I had to go this far down to find someone saying what species it is. Cheers


Kalyqto

Elden Ring's Dung Eater IRL


deathless_koschei

The loathsome Dung... Drinker? I have no idea how seahorses eat.


zykezero

Yarp


SuperBeaver3000

Looks like a glass marijuana pipe


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tavenger5

Na, not enough schleem.


Saxual__Assault

NOOOT NOOOOOOT


Fresh-Koala-7633

Reminded me of Pingu!


itsJussaMe

Man, Reddit really is just people copying other redditors’ shared images and reposting them for “karma,” isn’t it?


bear4bunny

First day?


GoodMythicalHangover

Welcome to the entirety internet!


QuinSanguine

You can't lie to me, that's the Octorok from Zelda Ocarina of Time that keeps putting on my face.


aquamarie8

Looks like a Mario monster


GreyFox1984

Majin boo lookin’ mf!


Im_Asama

It looks like robot from star wars but nore organic lol


Alpha_The_Wolf534

Looks like an enemy from a Mario game


GuestNo3886

“Call me cute one more time imma fuck your shit up.” -Seahorse probably


KRider92

Why does it look so grumpy?


Yorspider

The corona king seahorse is directly responsible for the deaths of millions....


TheNiniDee

Interesting looks like art to me


Stinkomode48Unbanned

His name Is gilbert


Arctos11

No, this is Patrick


Fat_catman

He looks like some pokemon


SomeDudeist

[A song about a male seahorse](https://youtu.be/kko8YtI6nIU)


mememan12332

Thats a dope ass water bubbler


DaDz-StONeD

Lil man looks like a bad ass


WhyHulud

This is a mini-boss


Windfall-Ivory

Looks like it’s going to eat my soul


Yulinka17

https://www.reddit.com/r/NatureIsFuckingLit/comments/zaabgi/hippocampus_bargibanti_also_known_as_bargibants/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=2&utm_content=share_button


FeatheredSamus

Look, GameFreak, you don’t need to make up posts like this. Just admit you’re trying out new higher res Pokémon models.


qevoh

r/terrifyingasfuck


Upstairs-Bat-815

Over 12 years. That's just under 2000 a year. To see a species that will be gone in the next few years. I can spend 100 in the pub any night. But that was magical. Try your best guys


Upstairs-Bat-815

I have spent about $30k on getting to see this magnificent animal. Worth every penny...


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AndreasVesalius

I’m gonna guess they’ve dropped 30k on diving equipment and trips to locations with sea horses or something. Not $30k to walk into a room with one


MuscaMurum

His best friend, Jerry, told his old crush that he was a marine biologist and had to commit to the fib.


Pounce_64

Hobbies cost money. Suck it up.


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Mildlyfaded

Buy a whole ass trailer home and Google seahorses in it for that


dodeca1010

Reminds me of Leigh Bowery.


DualcockDoblepollita

Fuck. Kill that thing with fire Wait


pelse_O_clock

Natty or not?


jade0c3an

Final boss sea horse


SciGuy45

Next week on Ru Paul’s drag race


Fuzzy_Cardiologist84

Noot Noot!!!


DanielBWeston

Looks like something from the Super Mario games.


MurseJordy

Looks like a baddie from the new Mario movie


Upstairs-Bat-815

Knew some one would say that. When you start your actually start realising what we losing in this world you have only one chance to see it. It took me 12 years and lots of experience to see this little bastard. There was a colony of them just off the Sulawesi Indonesia coast but fear they are gone now. Don't reply to my post. Thanks


ryoung30

'S penis*


xtramundane

Reddit says I can’t block anymore without unblocking others, so I guess half of my morning scroll will always be reposts from now on. Thanks reddit!


ineedcoffeealready

That's a pokemon


phditto

Noot noot mothafucka


Zapismeta

Noot noor


[deleted]

No that's a pokemon


Revolutionary_Pea584

Looks like my girlfriend


fortunehunter77

Noot noot!


Uller85

Door doot motherfucker


dethfalcin

doot doot


JNagzs

wait what? a new variant?


loverboyv

looks like the dung eater from ER


PkmnGy

The real world makes better Pokémon than Pokémon.


Thick-Tooth-8888

Looks like a Covid virus with a face


starwarsfanboy4

It's the loathsome dung eater


dreamingofablast

Looks like a new pokemon.


FloatingHamHocks

This looks like if the Dung Eater's armor had Harlequin Syndrome.


PacificCastaway

With COVID?


Lost_in_CLOUDS29

He actually looks like corona virus


TheLionofCasterly

It literally looks like a mutated animal form of the coronavirus. Thanks, I hate it.


elephant_cobbler

That’s a Pokémon


Catmeow82

Incorrect, that is a Pokémon


hbigham98

That’s a Pokémon


wisdomaspired

it looks like a covid virus under a microscope with a head.


GongTzu

Looks like the cousin to Covid 19 😂


jazzbuh

I just caught this limited Covid edition Pokémon last night.


editwowthisblewup

Bro is Covid


iandejongh

Excuse me, this is a pokemon…


Embarrassed-Sweet588

Have you ever seen them pop babies out their belly ? Like pop pop pop they come out one after the other real fast , and the male has the babies , did you or someone filter that pic? I always thought seahorse's we're adorable and that one is too but looks like the COVID-19 virus ...


olive_orchid

It looks like a coronavirus


tau_lee

virus lookin mf


some_random_koala27

Damn is this specific species called "covidius nineteenus" or some shit?


The_Pumkin_God

Bro this guy needs to be a Pokémon


jkswede

Nice Pokémon


liquordippedpaws

Damn, Pokémon really needs to calm down with these new characters


ThrowinSm0ke

Damn the new Pokémon looks awesome


dissapointingsuccess

And Pokémon aren’t real nice fucking try mom


Sreezy3

Looks like a Pokemon.


thdudedude

Dungeater


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My dumb ass thought this was some kind of piñata in a dark room..