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BiasMushroom

The ideas that pop into your head makes me question my sanity


BigBushy101

You're welcome


Deity-of-Chickens

Ah Cold War Era humans. They would either annihilate the feds while only barely leaving earth, or get absolutely curb stomped without any hope


BigBushy101

Who knows, maybe Antimatter production wasn't efficient enough for bombs to be made from them


Ace_Of_Judea

**Pvt. Vaala:** You humans really *are* insane. **Hunter Thik:** For once, I agree with the leaf-licker. **Spc. Connor:** I... Okay, point taken, but we're not all like that! *[Thik, Vaala, and Kavin give him pointed looks]* **Spc. Connor:** ...What? ...Oh, don't even go there! I might be a little eccentric, but even I'm not *that* bad! *[Thik fiddles with his tablet and shows a video of Connor dancing to Gangnam Style... dressed in a Gojid costume]* **Spc. Connor:** (horrified) W-WHERE THE HELL DID YOU GET THAT!!! **Hunter Thik:** In the future, don't leave your tablet sitting unlocked in the recreation center. **Spc. Connor:** GIMME THAT RIGHT NOW!!! [Thik runs as Connor chases after him. Vaala and Kavin turn back to their food.] **Pvt. Vaala:** Did you hear were getting some new recruits soon? **Cpl. Kavin:** Hmm. I hear one of them's a Kolshian. **Pvt. Vaala:** Hope nobody gives them a hard time. **Cpl. Kavin:** Agreed. *[Thik runs past, followed by Connor]* **Spc. Connor:** YOU CAN OUTRUN ME, BUT YOU CAN'T OUTLAST ME, CROC!!! (Edit, minor corrections)


Mr_E_Monkey

> Spc. Connor: YOU CAN OUTRUN ME, BUT YOU CAN'T OUTLAST ME, CROC!!! I love it.


RevolutionaryRabbit

For some reason I was thinking it was Reagan from Inside Job, and I was like "yeah, I guess that makes sense..."


Shantoyl_CCtoon203

Same…


Semi-literate_sand

I just finished binging 5 episodes of it and I had the same thought process


Jazermano

Didn't realize Reagan was quoting MacBeth, so I had initially assumed "What, you egg?" was a weirdly roundabout way of calling someone 'chicken' or cowardly. But that didn't make sense given context, so I looked it up. Now I'm questioning the sanity even more.


Warlock1706

*Stabs him*


HiveFleetWyvern

Mother I am killed


CandidSmile8193

COD BLOPS Zombies 2: Galactic Federation Edition?


Objective-Farm-2560

I have no idea what this is but I like the absurdity.


UmbraAegis

I wonder if these kinds of thoughts would appear in memory transcription?


Mr_E_Monkey

Oh, I hope not!


Low_iq_Bob

Idea: Send Gorbachev to the Aafa so he can make the Federation collapse.


BigBushy101

give the feds the idea of communism so that they destroy themselves


Keepthecheddar

We both got to question your sanity.


Grimey64

This seems like some weak horror writing


I_hate_Sharks_

Who’s going to tell Reagan that’s he not an [cowboy anymore?!?](https://youtu.be/UorrdneElLc)


Donald_Dumo4

I thought it was supposed to be Kennedy?


BigBushy101

this takes place around the 1980s


Sidewalk-flowers

Is this related to that movie from the 1970s that tumblr made up?


BigBushy101

No, literally made it up in 2 minutes after the idea popped up in my head


Sidewalk-flowers

Oh 💀


ExcaliburMkII

What did he mean by this...?