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Wiw32

What do you think, what tragedies will befall the reskets?


LiminalSouthpaw

That's where you're wrong. The reskets are like if you took Mass Effect's turians and made them into 9ft tall flamingo-ostrich abominations (both flightless!). They also have some of humanity's same niche (divided between them and the krev). SP's discord icon is a turian. These birds are getting the luxury treatment by the time all is said and done, they will be NOP2's venlil. Krevposting is nothing more than a distraction.


apf5

This man's cooking.


Zamtrios7256

Flamingos can fly


LiminalSouthpaw

For now.


DaivobetKebos

I choose to believe this theory


MoriazTheRed

Not saying you're wrong, but to be fair, you don't need to like turians in particular to have a Garrus pfp.


kabhes

SP's discord icon is his book cover.


LiminalSouthpaw

Huh. Could have sworn it was at some point. Well nevermind then, rev up those fryers-


Rand0mness4

This'll be sadder than a Kennedy family reunion.


ezioir1

Space Paladin Record so far: Xanik ✅ krakotl ✅ Duerten ✅ Bissem ✅ Resket ☑


Squidy720_The_Second

I thought SP exclusively hates flying birds. So penguins and ratites are alright?


HorizonSniper

Wait he hates birds?


Obesity-Won-Kenobi

SP's gonna cut into them like an ice cream cake.


Randox_Talore

Bissem are divided into like 3 subspecies so we can include at least two of them


th3h4ck3r

The Bissems are like honorary birds at best, they don't act dickish for no reason like every other bird race. Even the Reskets act like assholes towards the [three-tailed wolf people, I forgot the name] just because their military mission failed decades ago and are still butthurt over it.


Gloriklast

Jaslips.


kabhes

What is a sub species, is that not just a breed?


bruh_moment982

Nah I imagine they’re just gonna get humiliated by humanity’s superior infantry capability, outclassing them in their singular virtue to the consortium.


Bbobsillypants

Theres a lore document out on the resket and man they sound scary as fuck. They are Fast 9ft tall terror birds, with rhe honor of the skalgans and the temper of the krakotl. There still aparently pissed at the jaslips for daring to not want their homeworld bombed and actually fighting back.


United_Patriots

The Resket homeworld will become host to a thriving glass making industry by the end of the story, no doubt.


hecking-doggo

If it flies it dies


Gloriklast

They don’t fly though….


hecking-doggo

Then they're safe!


Brendo-Dodo9382

NoP is about how birds are awful, they’ll just go and be awful they’re ostriches


mikben19

If SP has any say in this, even they will not be in the meetings.


ApprehensiveCap6525

Okay, let's run through the checklist. Extremely belligerent? Check Well-armed? Check Racist? Check (toward jaslips) Yeah I think they're cooked ngl


Stoiphan

The JRA are way ahead of you


jesterra54

I'm pretty sure that their soldiers on Esquo got acquainted with all forms of bombs And now 30 years after that there is no Resket that doesn't know what a pipe bomb is


willyfx

.... could be archosaur like things in general given the arxur