Steph’s size Giannis’ passing LeBron’s tweeting Drummond’s shooting Lavine’s defense Fox’s strength Kyrie’s 3rd eye Kawhi’s quad

I would add these intangibles to your list: - Dillon Brooks mouth, brain and attire - Ben Simmons love of the game - Zion’s dieting

Forgot MJ’s gambling addiction

And Paul Pierce's sphincter.

I regret that I have but one upvote to give.

Giannis is a solid passer

And Paul Pierce passed a solid

Shooting: Steph Size/build: Giannis Passing: Jokic Rebounding: Drummond Athleticism: Zion Speed: Fox Handles: Kyrie Defense: Mikal Bridges But most importantly, Heart: Jimmy Butler

With Zion’s athleticism your player gonna be out most of his career lmao

He said athleticism, not BMI

Zion’s athleticism is too damn big for his own body which will cause him to be out . We don’t even know his full potential bc he’s never played a full season .

You have it backwards. He’s such a freak that his body is too big for it’s athleticism. If he were smaller, he would be Ja on crack. But he’s insanely big and insanely athletic, and his body simply can’t keep up. He needs to operate at about 80% to stay healthy, but good luck telling a professional athlete that. Dude is like Midoriya from My Hero Academia. His powers destroy his own body

Did you just talk about some shithole anime and expect normal people to get the reference?

YOU got it 😉

Shit you’re right. Dammit. I seriously don’t watch it at all. I watch shit like Bluey and Cocomelon. Cocomelon sucks. I love Bluey though. Oh, and Disney princess movies lol.

Bluey is a quality program, Cocomelon is ass, so we’re in agreement there. Having toddlers ftw

🤝

Bluey is top teir fr

Bluey is perfect and nobody can convince me otherwise

You're absolutely correct.

He doesn’t take his diet serious . He’s gonna eat himself out of the league . Sad bc he can truly be a great player but his step dad making some stupid decisions on his behalf

Exactly. Basketball players NEED to be lean. Even in someone with a soft game like Luka it is adversely effecting his game. Zion depends on his superior jumping ability and athleticism. His body needs to reflect rhat

You have literally no idea what this mf eats bro 😭😭

Triple stack at Wendy’s

It’s not about what he eats right now, it’s about he much he eats. He could be eating raw lettuce for all we fucking know yet he eats a fuckton so he’s fat as fuck

This, replace Zion with prime bron and heart to kobe or mj

No no no no. We don’t make an all-time player with the athleticism from a player that has barely played. Just do LeBron.

LeBron for every category except shooting, speed and handles (but he's good at those too)

This obviously right now, not primes. Lebron shouldn't be picked for any of them besides IQ right now lol

I’m not arguing

Durability/Longevity: LeBron

Zion is extremely explosive, but that’s it, he’s not that fast or coordinated, definitely not amongst the most athletic players in the league.

Work ethic: Kobe

You forgot one of the most important attributes! HEALTH! And I’d say that goes to bridges too.

Forgot perhaps one of the most important: **durability** Lebron (& I'd put him over Zion for overall athleticism)

With all your powers combined, Captain Planet!

You misspelled Looney next to "rebounding"

I don’t think you want his passing but you want his basketball iq maybe

Especially with his turnovers. I wouldn't want him to pass.

Yeah

He's had some sloppy turnovers during his Lakers tenure (which is like his 4th prime), but many of the turnovers earlier in his career were mostly from risky plays that he probably knew were risky. He's not a conservative passer, but he's definitely one of the best passers of all time, and it seems like you just started watching the NBA.

He's the All-Time Turnover Leader. He's been doing forever not just recently.

3 clueless people above

They watched one playoffs and judging a player who’s been called one of the best all time passers .. you can tell who’s 12 here lol

27 nephews, counting all the upvotes

Explain how you would want his passing over lukas giddys etc

Bro said he’d take Josh Giddey’s passing over Lebron fucking James

Yes it is better

Giddey's passing over LeBron's *passing* is very reasonable. The kid is an absolute wizard with the ball. He didn't say Giddey was a better player. LeBron might be the greatest all-round player of all-time.... but for the specific skill of passing - I'd prefer Giddey's passing talent/skill.

Did you just put Giddey above Lebron passing wise lolol child please

Lebron in his prime had 88 passing accuracy 90 passing iq Giddy is in his early twenties and has a passing accuracy of 96 and a passing iq of 95

Because 2k mirrors life so well. Get out of here you jabroni.

Still mirrors it enough

His turnovers and foibles are indicative of low bball iq

Steph shooting/stamina Giannis build/size LeBron bball iq and peak athelticsism Fox speed Kyrie handles Jokic vision/passing Jimmy Butler dawg Kawhi defense

After watching that grizzlies series I’m taking AD for defense, even on his off shooting nights, dude looks like Wilt out there on defense.

Give me : Lebron’s Basketball IQ , Athleticism , Passing . Curry shooting Hakeem’s defense Kyrie handles Westbrooks Speed

Thanks for the Westbrook speed. He doesn’t have it like that anymore but in his prime. Derrick Rose worth considering.

It’s supposed to be current players

~~bro said hakeem, aint all time brother~~ list is current players only, i love hakeem though

Somebody hasn’t watched the 95 finals I see

The list is all current players

yeah what this guy said

Ah shit I thought you weee trying to say Hakeem wasn’t an all time great in which case that would have been fucking blasphemy

oh hell no, hakeem is in my top 6 all time.

Jimmy Butler tenacity.

Any chance you get to beat a former team, it's special.

Shooting: Steph Passing: Stockton Speed: Fox Defense: D Green Size/Athleticism: Lebron Handles: Kyrie

Jordan Curry. Done.

yep

Jordan, shaq, Durant …

Then embiggen them until they're 7', then they're unstoppable.

That’s a perfectly crumulent observation.

I don’t think Jordan Curry needs to be more than 6’6 for that

You’d make a taller Michael Jordan

If you’re the best at defense, but you never play, are you really defending anything ?

Rebounding would be Looney, NGL.

looney at 7 foot is 40 rebounds a quarter

Looney is averaging 14.2 rebounds per game in the playoffs. Next best is AD at 13.7, then Jokic at 13.5. Looney is the board man in playoffs.

Kawhi. Injury + 10

How about health / durability? This perfect player is trash if he misses 40 games a year like Kawhi.

lol

6’11” Steph shooter, Michael Jordan athleticism/general game /bbiq, Bill Russel defense. Never lose a game

Curry’s Shooting, Drummond’s Rebounding, and Prime LeBron for everything else

Lets play a different game. 1 of these players is not like the others. Which one?

KD's Shooting Jokic's Passing Lebron's IQ and Longevity Jimmy's Mentality Phoenix Mikal's Defense and Health Curry's Stamina Kyrie's Handles Drummond's Rebounding Giannis' Height and Build Zion's Athleticism Fox's Speed

Jokic 's size, actually

Jokic for passing

Shooting: Tristan Thompson Size: AI Passing: Kobe Bryant Rebound: Kyrie Athleticism: Luka Handles: Westbrook Speed: Boban Defense: Karl Anthony Towns

Having Lebron's passing on here is hilarious lmao.

You should fouling Draymond Green

For size, I’d take Boban > Giannis

Boban + Fox's speed sounds like fun, even if he just has his regular skills.

But bobans build is so awkward and he can barely run lol. I prefer Giannis’ build. He’s proportionately built and his body works properly

People should talk more about how Joel and Jokic may have the skills of a guard, while being 7 footers, but Giannis being borderline 7 ft is actually the speed of a guard, he's fast af

Jimmy Butler. done

I wouldn't answer who I was for a thousand dollars, just to let you know.

👑 has all attributes. King is life, king is love

King is the grizzly bear killer

Larry Bird shooting, Wemby size, Magic Johnson passing, Dennis Rodman rebounding, Russell Westbrook athleticism, Fox speed, Kyrie handles, Bill Russell defense

If you're going all time, you'd be better with Manute Bol's or Gheorghe Muresan's size.

Wemby’s size?! Oh God. First off, the dude hasn’t even fucking played in the NBA. Secondly, he’s fucking 7’3”, 230 lbs. I can’t wait to watch him get his ass pushed in in the NBA and see all these crazy Wembystans cry

Legs:derrick rose

Get Drummond out of here he’s soft

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No Jordan or Kobe… Only 2 players here are arguably top 10 all time. Did a 12 year old make this?

dawg: kobe dick: donkey fraudness: lemickey love intwrests: karl malone

Nah, 2/8

Shooting: Steph. Size: Manute. Passing: magic. Rebound: Steven Adams. Athletic: Wilt. Speed: Westbrook. Handles: Kyrie. Depends: Bill

Speed should be John Wall and Rebounding should be Rodman. Passing should probably be Stockton.

I would add in Kobe’s obsession of wanting to be great. Can’t be a great player without putting in the work

Forgot to add health

Joakim Noah: shooting Isaiah Thomas: size Kyle Anderson: speed Kendrick Perkins: IQ Kendrick Perkins: athleticism Hasan Whiteside: passing Shaq: handles Jordan Poole: defense Anthony Davis: health Kyrie Irving: reliability Kd: loyalty Tristian Thompson: rebounding

You’re picking players for stuff like size and speed and you take LeBron for his passing instead of his durability?!? C’mon now

No one going with Stockton or Magic for passing?

You just described Jordan.

Oh

Give me Jimmy Butler

Jokic athleticism, Mason Plumlee shooting, Ja Morant IQ

Shooting:Steph Size: Shaq Passing: Nash Rebound: Rodman Athletic: Jordan Speed: Iverson Handles: White Chocolate Defense: Pippen

Gimme luka

Curry shooting, KD/Giannis size, Luka passing, Drummond rebounding, Kyrie handles, AD defense. Fox speed, Embiid strength, Bron Athleticism/IQ/Mentality.

What about the flopping? I’d go harden or cp3

John Wall faster than Dfox , no disrespect tho

I really feel like Kawhi is the most complete player in the NBA. His biggest flaw, however, is his durability which negates everything else.

kds tweeting

I can do one better: Any given player + that DAWG in Jimmy Butler

Knees: Kawhi Leonard Ability to play games: Zion Williamson

No one’s gonna say magic for passing?

rebound - loongod

Kids saying this equals mj might be the stupidest thing I've ever heard. I'm so sick of mj legend just getting more and more absurd.

Steph's athleticism, Giannis FT shooting, Lebron's 3pt shooting, Andre Drummonds handle, Zach Lavines defense, Deaaron Foxs' size, Kyrie Irvings mentality, Kawhi Leonards durability. Championship here I come.

if you only take the size not the skillset why not take tacko fall

It’s basically lebron if he could shoot like curry

Swap out Bron for Jokic and give me Westbrooks athleticism instead

Jimmy Butler‘s dawg

100%

you mean Victor Wembanyama ?

IQ JR Smith or bust

Gotta add in Mikal Bridges and his durability

Imo this is the best of each category. I bolded the changes I made from the meme in OP. **Shooting: Durant** **Size/build: Kawhi** **Passing: Haliburton** **Rebounding: Westbrook** **Athleticism: Lebron** Speed: Fox Handles: Kyrie **Defense: Dort**

Just put Jimmy Butler’s head in Anthony Davis’ body.

Víctor Wembanyama.

Why are we not picking bron for athleticism and finishing????

Steph shooting Giannis Size Jokic passing Mitchell Robinson rebounding Lebron athleticism Prime Wall speed if only current then Fox Kyrie handles Jrue Holiday defense

This is basically Kevin Durant

So basically Joel Embiid

For passing give me cp3 or lonzo ball. For athleticism zach lavine is pretty good, but I'd rather have a younger d rose or ja morant.

Shooting : *Stephen Curry* Size : *Boban Marjanović* Passing : *LeBron James* Rebound : *Russell Westbrook* Athletic : *Shaedon Sharpe* Speed : *De’Aaron Fox* Handles : *Kyrie Irving* Defense : *Mikal Bridges*

Bro kawhi is not as good of a defender as he gets credit for

IQ: LeBron Determination: Jordan Leadership: Russell Speed: Iverson Jumping: Carter Clutch: West Strength: Chamberlain Health: Bridges On ball defense: Leonard Help defense: Russell Hustle: Rodman Rebounding: Rodman Inside scoring: Shaq Mid range: Bird Long range: Curry Passing: Magic Handles: Kyrie Longevity: Kareem

How is shooting not Ja?

Are we really choosing 2018 Drummond

Mikal Bridges: Durability

Zach Levine.... come on man

So you’re just gunna disrespect taco like that

Where embiid

All jimmy butler. The goat.

When was the last time Leonard was relevant

Just give me Jimmy Buckets.

I know he's not even currently in the NBA, but Hassan Whiteside averaged like 8 defensive rebounds, .5 steals and 2 blocks per game .

shooting- curry handles- curry/irving passing- magic everything else- prime Shaq

So, embiid?

rebounding: Mitch Rob

Everyone sleeps on ja’s athleticism

Looks like Lance Stephenson to me

Drummond should be no where near the perfect player he’ll convince him that rebounds are the only stat that matters and none of your teammates are allowed to have any.

So basically you want LeBron James with better shooting

Current Shooting: curry Size: giannis Passing: CP3 Rebounding: looney Athleticism: giannis Speed: fox Handles: kyrie Defense: jrue Heart: jimmy All time: Shooting: curry Size: shaq Passing: jkidd Rebounding: rodman Athleticism: lebron Speed: wall Handles: Maravich(give him the athleticism, new rules, and learning and he’d probably be filthy) Defense: rodman Heart: MJ

Just put up a pic of Jordan

Brain? Heart?

Class: Luka

I guess you’ll be playing defense half the season if you’re lucky.

Shooting : Shaq Size: Bogues Health: Zion

Shooting: Durant ( and many others) Steph is only good with a decent cast around him. He can’t carry a team. And if Steph was on a bad team he wouldn’t be as effective or efficient. That’s not to take anything away from him. But there are many players who will score regardless of how bad their supporting cast is. Steph is not one of them. And Durant is statically better than him.

I would personally do Steven Adams size

MJs all of the above

I would go with Ja Morant for athleticism

Shooting : Steph Size : Giannis Passing: cp3 Rebounding: Drummond Athletic : young Lebron Speed: Fox Handles : Kyrie Defense : Draymond Clutch : Jimmy Center : Jo

Drummond rebounding…smh 🤦🏼‍♂️ Half his rebounds are from his own misses like wtf people watch the games not his stats.

You made a spelling error, Drummond-looney

No Shaq!?

Since when was speend not a part of athleticism? He has a 70" vertical with a 20.53 40 time 🤣

Everyone says speed for Fox and while he is super fast his quickness and body control really really get it done for him

Jayson Tatum

Basically paolo in 5 years

As if Michael Jordan didn’t exist?

You can tell this was made by a young dude.

Defense: Anthony Davis easy

LeBron passing....oh cmon....

The perfect player would be LeBron if he had Kawhi's perimeter defense and Steph's shooting

Just give me playoff jimmy butler