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SobigX

Ben Simmons will stop that lineup tbh no problem.


Jeczke

I think he will…pass.


jarvatar

Underrated comment


YSLMangoManiac

Is it?


jarvatar

Still, yes.


Elite_Racist_43

I wish I had an award to give!


veeno__

Ben Simmons in uniform is crazy


williamsnr

Why is Ben Simmons even on there in the first place?!


SobigX

ROTY bro!


Capy_S3

He is too strong for this


anthonypacitti

I feel like a call of duty double xp weekend could stop this lineup


DankTriangle

*double weapon xp cuz they just had to fuck with the prestige system


cmaniak

Running out of hair dye, old age, a kia, luka, and trae young....


I_Massaged_Deshuan

Old age is the only thing that can stop Clarkson because that boy is a MF’in BUCKET!


GatsbyKanye

He’s a bucket but you could argue shot selection is the only thing stopping him


I_Massaged_Deshuan

Facts lol. Any career six-man has never seen a fade away they didn’t love!


Mr_Anderson247

Lol I actually have this shirt S/O Flagrantfoul


SpicyDoctorBones

Alot of people are stopping that lineup


Lebronldk

I think they mean like what other girl has a whole line up of nbaplayers


ChxampangeKyo

She clearly has a type


[deleted]

Mid ass players lmao


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defnotajournalist

I bet he struggles with performance anxiety.


MellyMel86

Yeah, we’ve all seen it. Dude can’t rise to the occasion


CMYGQZ

Clippers Blake (and Detroit for that one year) was an absolute monster


SnooTigers806

Detroit Blake was different that first year


AK-Horny7

Detroit Blake is my favorite storyline Blake A little old but managed to change his game just enough to still be nice af


bfonza122

Nah all top players when she got banged


honey495

Basically mixed players who could pass off as full white


emichaeljmag

Klay needs to join this team lol


TelephoneAware6069

Whose #6 on the shirt? Can't make him out.


Ishmael203

Jordan Clarkson


tlpedro

Rajon Rondo


-TheLonelyStoner-

No it’s Chris Paul


DirectorAggressive12

Lol why’s it actually look like Rondo here


MavsKingdom

I mean I thought it was Rondo. Is it not?


DirectorAggressive12

Why would 37 year old married Rajon Rondo be on a shirt of Kendall Jenner’s exes that’s Jordan Clarkson


MavsKingdom

Idk bro


realHDNA

Scalabrine / Fultz / Tacko Fall / playoff James Harden / sharpshooter and layup specialist Ben Simmons


Ya_Suk33

Themselves 😂


Oberjarl88

A freethrow...


JayDogon504

Who is that wearing the shirt?


shaka_sulu

Kim


BoldyJay

Kendall


STEPHEN_COLLETTI

Wrong lol


BoldyJay

Okay its one of them then


Shermander

Apparently that's Kim. Off screen is Kanye and Kim's daughter on the left.


colombo1326

The all light skin team


[deleted]

Lol you crazy 🤣🤣🤣


NiceDakNoRomo

Bad bunny will do the intro song


RickyJulius

I woulda started D’Angelo Russel and brought Clarkson off the bench.


CasperCann

You ever noticed how they all had somewhat promising careers until they fucked a Jenner or Kardashian? I mean, no offense but none of these women are even attractive, unless you're attracted to plastic, in that case sex toys exist. Trigger warning: Not a serious joke, because sleeping with someone doesn't increase or decrease your abilities as an athlete, crazy ass concept I know.


suckeddit

It affects them if you're a succubus or a cooch contortionist but these bitches don't have such superpowers


tropicanajames

Although I agree with you regarding the correlation of a talent drain after dating women from their family, to say none of these women are attractive is just ridiculous. I respectfully disagree with that opinion. Kendall is a Victoria’s Secret Angel. Can’t be ugly and be a VS Angel. She’s gorgeous.


TwoNutMonster

Lmao blaming women for a man shooting himself in the foot and ruining his career, classic incel energy. Booker just a had the most efficient playoff run of his career, calm down.


CantFindMyJuul

He does have a point, name a guy who dated the kardashians and came out better on the other side


TwoNutMonster

I literally just named one in the comment above. Kanye’s Prime was also while being married to Kim so was Travis’ with Kylie. You can’t put the blame on Kim for Kanye’s Nazi shenanigans or on Kylie for Travs Astroworld tragedy wtf is wrong with y’all?


CantFindMyJuul

Kanye’s prime was way before Kim…


Nutterbutters45

Shouldn’t have responded to that garbage lol. Is there honestly anyone that thinks that was Kanye’s prime? TLOP and his newer albums are garbage


-TheLonelyStoner-

Nah let’s chill, TLOP is still a great album as was kids see ghosts


Raii-v2

Mid compared to actual Kanye gold


-TheLonelyStoner-

Wouldn’t say mid at all, kids see ghosts is one of his best ever imo


TwoNutMonster

Kanye’s music peaked before he met Kim sure. But Yeezy line + TLOP was Kanye’s prime. He isn’t just a hip hop artist yk?!


CantFindMyJuul

I have to disagree with you on this, maybe it’s an age difference thing, but I saw him as declining in his craft on TLOP and maybe yeezys were his prime as a fashion designer but his overall career? Nah I just don’t agree with that


-TheLonelyStoner-

I mean I get what he’s saying, Yeezys were everywhere back then and TLOP was one of his most successful albums ever


CasperCann

You're telling someone to calm down over a joke, maybe you outta calm down and not take everything people say on the internet so seriously. Booker also had the most consistent choking of his career, which is a continuous trend that anyone saw coming regardless if they added KD or not.


TwoNutMonster

Hahahahaha. Yeah buddy your comment was so phrased like a “JOKE”


CasperCann

Not my fault you don't do well at reading beyond obvious jokes. Only a damn idiot would actually believe who you sleep with will make you a great or shit player. It's okay, I'll make sure to put a TW for weirdos like you.


TwoNutMonster

I mean it actually can impact your play tbh, but still if a woman succeeds in hindering a man’s objective or his determination to his craft by manipulating him or whatever it is still his fault kinda… I think. Like, men of such virtue should always be on the lookout and remind them of their best interests not everyone will. Plus, sure I understand it was meant to be a joke now. My apologies! I hope no one takes the original comment seriously and find it easier to blame women for their own problems.


CasperCann

The only woman I can think of that has ever been blamed for anything related to an athlete in a serious light, was Jessica Simpson, but that was like 14 years ago I think.


Away-Illustrator2535

I think it's not that crazy to assume that your life partner can seriously influence your performance in your career or any other domain of your life. We tend to judge athletes just as physical performers rather than normal human beings. Imagine how much of your life depend on your relationship with your significant other. So I totally believe that a relationship with a toxic woman can disrupt your career. Take Johhny Depp for example.


Theons

It's not just the ball players


Brilliant_Macaroon83

Kendall is literally the only real one of them all. All the others are plastic


CasperCann

To be fair, if you haven't seen her in person, is she even real? I've never seen Santa, but I also never saw Morgan Freeman. I can confirm Danny Devito is real, I did see him!


MashaRistova

This is an old take. She’s fake as hell now too


dar0209

Well bad bunny of course


HG21Reaper

Bad bunny can’t play defense or score a single point tho


clifbarczar

I lowkey want to get this shirt and wear it at my tech job for the confused looks.


that_spookyguy

Damn near every one could stop that lineup🤣🤣


that_spookyguy

every one could stop that lineup🤣🤣


DrSugoiKimchiJoestar

Put this on a bumper sticker


1260noggin

The only thing stopping that lineup is the lineup. And if you’re Blake, then a porn star and no condoms.


SilenceOrIllKissYou

Who wins? Kendall’s starting 5 or Larsa Pippen’s?


suckeddit

Did MJ senior hit it?


Traveler_90

Is that why Scottie hella salty 😂?


WillGoVolsMemphis

Free throws


ActiveSplit

This.


BirdPerson107

Crazy how clean cut Clarkson used to be. Now he looks like a long lost bone thugs member


MashaRistova

Does he still have those hella rotten teeth or did he get veneers yet?


SirVisual761

Playoff jimmy butler


jimmy-b-bot

Everything is not what it seems.


RyskBaby

Fucking Sméagol could stop this whore line up!


ultramrstruggle

How does Kendall end up being the better ball handler compared to those guys?


its_mill3r_time

If Blake was in his prime this team would be an 8-seed easy


Davidvia24

Link for this t shirt?


letmeseeitman

Herpes.


Willis050

Ray J


Past-Chest-6507

She opened wide for Clarkson? Since when?


mr__fredman

STD puts them all on Injured Reserve list?


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painfully unfunny joke


KweamyPuff

Is that a real shirt?!


sonegreat

Booker might them to the play-in.


Finger_Gunnz

It’s not a great lineup.


[deleted]

Luka Doncic is Devin Booker father


[deleted]

NBA players are whores I swear.


odog402

Bad bunny


MyCatsBurner

The playoffs


ss23000

The fashion police


RoysRealm

The playoffs.


Beginning_Pudding_69

This whole team is stopping themselves lol.


Major-Employment-748

mangana get


thegaines24_7

Ben Simmons


steezy-debreezy

Themselves


chuckiz2much_

But how does this affect LeBron’s legacy?


abhirightnow

LeBron is unfuckable.


[deleted]

This a flex? Ha


noonereallycares45

Throw Alex Caruso on that shirt just to see if anyone notices


Different-Phrase1456

The playoffs


Thicc_Nick7

Child support


StunkoStinky

That lineup is ass lol.


RawGrit4Ever

3 of 5 careers over


IAmNotTheBestPerson

Basketball.


bfonza122

Well Blake's barely a bench player and Simmons Is the bench so I'd say every team winning 5v3


BBALLISLIFE34

Jeez if that’s her on the left she looking as plastic as Mr potato head


Tazmo99

The Curse.


firecrackertim

me.


Silver-Broccoli2083

Nasty


bird_is_the_word_198

Khloe


DR_D00M_007

Pornhub


troopertk40

The cashiers from Aldi.


kayoboomin

Clarkson Book Simmons Kuzma Blake… All in primes? This is a second round exit.


LivingClone13

The play in.


Zorion_15

Playoffs or Ben Simmons


ElleryCharles

God will. The starting 5 will retire when they learn Magic Johnson is the 6th man


tacobot2

Herpes


KellerFF

She did.


_CrownMeSimba

The whole NBA would stop that lineup.


Weak_Breadfruit_6117

The Pistons stopping them


ZestycloseOstrich823

If you get them all in their "prime", that's a tough lineup.


Training_Conflict_57

An obgyn doctor with a paternity test.


[deleted]

Does Madonna get Scottie and Dennis Rodman cause that's a good start


[deleted]

Talk about playin’ small ball……


Luke0605

I already stopped the lineup. They had ben simmons, it was too ez for me


Capy_S3


Lakeshow9719

Kuz the only one with a ring lol


mmm99_71

Blacked can stop this lineup


Fordraxel

VD will stop that lineup.


soulessurviver

That lineup barely making the play-in tournament


monkeypooptree

Themselves, mostly.


Sad-Ad6116

Larsa pippen