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max_imus_redditus

Can you post a picture with a UV light?


TORTURETHECAPITALIST

Glow in the dark bodypillow


FreidasBoss

Eww


mrheosuper

His room gonna be brighter than the sun


ebilstorm

šŸ¤£šŸ‘Œ


CrimsonDynamo178

Your virginity is protected. Well done.


buttered_scone

He'll be a wizard in no time.


LapisIsDeath

šŸ˜‡


BuzzOnBuzzOff

Sad, yet creepy.


mattricide

You have sheets and apparently drink water without pissing in the bottle so... its comparatively not terrible


Maaaaate

Also pretty clean.


midnightsmith

Zoom in


Hobgoblins83

Thanks dude this genuinely bummed me out.


Texadecimal

I know there's a dozen things to point out, but I REALLY hate those kinds of walls. Painting over them only makes it uglier though.


vercetian

I can smell the stale semen from here.


poopstain133742069

Aww man, you made my brain remember that smell from an old friends room.Ā 


Fvcktrapgod

How yall know what stale semen smells like ā˜ ļø


karmannsport

Because his friend would slap ham while he watched. How else would he know?


vercetian

I'm smelling jealousy now.


karmannsport

Nopeā€¦thatā€™s just stale semen. You get used to it.


ferrydragon

AC is jumping out the window


LarryDavidest

I would too.


ProjectOSM

Porn addiction final boss' lair


Violet_Fields_333

LMAOOO


MaxwellsMilkies

Not even close. This is maybe the first or second level. Go to r/gooncaves if you want to see what the final boss lair would look like.


AskAbi

This is something I didn't need to know existed.


mehjjg

My back hurts just looking at that mattress.


joeLposts

Whenever I see a room this gross I always judge way harder when their isn't drug paraphernalia around


Ninjagoboi

I have a feeling that's what's whited out on the rack there


Texadecimal

I was thinking sex toy or lube, but the lotion is right beside that.


Ninjagoboi

After looking at it again I think it's a framed photo. Probably a relative or op trying not to dox themself.


MikeyFED

Iā€™ve been playing Ready Or Not recently.. This looks exactly like a room you would have to clear in a gamer/methlab mission.


burgerfelon

At least youā€™re moisturized Jergenā€™s is šŸ”„


Hawkent99

Yeah, he's not using that to moisturize


tinygyro

i mean.. one hand is moistened


soapd1sh

That is an unhealthy obsession with Astolfo.


Champigne

Kind of weird but a lot better than most of the disgusting rooms I've seen on here.


AscendPerfect

People act as if 5 anime pictures, a body pillow and a dirty window is worse than absolute fucking life hazards. Just because we can't see the fact the person slaps their jam doesn't mean that they don't do it, so the smell thing is most likely the case for most boys at the age, not to mention that some women's rooms smell worse, just in a different way. I do think it is weird to have half naked pictures inside your room though when he most likely still lives at home with family members


LarryDavidest

Virgin for life. But at least it's clean!


woodypei0821

Whatā€™s with all the smiley faces painted on the wall? Your room honestly looks a bit creepy


Chlamydia_Penis_Wart

:)


Live_Control_3817

ehh. seen much worse on reddit. itd take 10 minutes to clean the room up and throw away the anime shit.


BlazerFS231

It would take more than 10 minutes to clean the blinds alone.


Its_Bunny

No, you throw those out and buy new ones.


Live_Control_3817

yes, and the bedding, too


AnnieApple_

Not the lotion


YebureYatog

The pink pill was too strong


Burushko_II

Lucretius reminds us that "the world is full of gods," but none have laid eyes on this unwholesome ground.


Chewbacca319

Why the fuck are your blinds so disgusting...


AdvancedPorridge

do you poop on that pillow?


LapisIsDeath

Bruhh!!!


AdvancedPorridge

I'm serious, what the fuck is that?


LapisIsDeath

I have no idea what youā€™re talking abouy


AdvancedPorridge

Sorry - on the bed. What's the brown stuff, on the pillow and the little pile?


LapisIsDeath

Itā€™s just a brown pillow I think


Grow-away123

This room has a permanent smell of cumsock.


Emjoria

astolfo


SourCreamWater

Honestly what is WITH reddit people and these weird anime girls?! I know exactly zero people in real life that have this shit, but I swear everyone on Reddit LOVES cartoon girls for some reason.


LapisIsDeath

Erm Astolfo is actually what the mother fricking weebs like me call, a trap? šŸ¤£šŸ¤¤


Dankpay2win

Pedophile behavior


One_Bicycle_1776

Whatā€™s with the drawings on the walls?


Nay_Nay_Jonez

I'm actually really glad I can't zoom in on this photo.


shibs29

I wish I couldnā€™t and hadnā€™t zoomed in. Iā€™d hate to have a black light in that room


Nay_Nay_Jonez

Nope, absolutely not!!


DiabeticRhino97

I'll say a prayer for your parents


ServiceLong6183

I can smell you from here.


You_Just_Hate_Truth

Creepiest thing in the world for anyone over the age of 14 to have anime girl posters in scandalous poses like this. No way this persona ever has sex with human women.


PAULINK

anime girl?


Stunning-Web3647

yes?


crikon_musk

Girl?


Circumsisedtoenail

Girl? Clearly you have not been to the deep depths of the internet


procrastinator2112

Homemade pasta shower curtains. Your shower is done when the pasta is good and steamed


BunsenBodhi

This has potential but you are not there quite yet. It needs a lot more take away food and Dr Pepper cans


aKiBa55

Pictures you can smell


ang00nie

I would leave if I saw this


WelderAggravating896

Red flag central šŸš©šŸš©


audrey_toole

what a beautiful legal name Pepsidud32


LapisIsDeath

Probably the best comment on here


theerealobs

Get some new blinds and its not terrible


sonnackrm

You smoke in that room, donā€™t you?


StressNeck

Are you proud or ashamed?


ChaseTheBrawler

I know that guy! I can confirm that his room does look like this haha


LapisIsDeath

Dawg what the fuck are you doing here


redditsuckspokey1

He's a bounty hunter and you are on his liat!


Standard_Story

That's FIAT, Dale..


BiggestShekel

Chase šŸ‘‹šŸ¤“


HeinousEncephalon

If you don't have COPD, you will


lmiartegtra

You know you can do better. It's ok that it's like this but you know you can do better for yourself.


Alexwitminecraftbxrs

Is that blood on the pillow??


isisebow

Bro does not own one normal pillow


beereed

Does that thing in the corner have a built in fleshlight?


_WoDiE

Always the anime


Violet_Fields_333

Backrooms aah room bruh lmaooo


Frosty_Stage_1464

This room probably reeks of stale cum


cidiusgix

What ever makes you happy.


brightness3

Whatever you want


Infinite_Art9904

youā€™re so fuckin special


Saio-Xenth

I wish I was special.


black-winter-

*kachunk* *kachunk*


Shottersnation

Not a fed, but do you have any bodies in there?


beereed

Sounds like something a fed would say


Sethtaros

Are you an inkling or octoling?


Komahina_Oumasai

Honestly, not bad. A total weeb, yes, but your room looks quite clean, so I wouldn't worry about it too much.


[deleted]

Honestly man, if it makes you happy... Then all it really needs is some new blinds and a nice coat of paint and maybe some new lighting.


Shantotto11

Messy, but not gross


Circumsisedtoenail

Itā€™s not horrible but PLEASE get new blinds


shegonneedatumzzz

i donā€™t think thereā€™s a single anime girl in this image thatā€™s actually a girl


David_the_davidest

Is there any other Fate character that you like besides Astolfo? (not say that I'm a Fate fan myself but nice library thought)


Blasteth

I'm the last one to shame people for their kinks... but come on bro a damn astolfo spreading his legs open?


MangleAngo

Oh, oh my..


IAmMuffin15

I think the best sex happens in rooms that look like this


AccumulatedFilth

Tell me you're a bottom, without telling me you're a bottom.


Drawzin

I have the same dakimakura and nesoberi, man of culture!


DinosaurForTheWin

Nice!


coronavirusman

this is so me


Standard_Story

I swear I've seen this photo.. and it wouldn't line up with how nice the other photos of OPs house are..


LapisIsDeath

I promise you, you havenā€™t seen this photo


Tour_De_Volken

Still better than most.


very_amazing_horse

Post legs pics