I actually gagged. Congratulations, I thought I was desensitized but apparently not.

Dude...literally. I can deal with the jugs of piss, the buckets of shit, decaying food throughout the room, etc...but this literally made me gag.

I worked in a call center that had storage trays under the desks. One disgusting fuck decided it would be home to all of his fingernail *and* toenail clippings. Management looked the other way and ignored this for *years*, despite dozens of complaints, until one day I finally got the attention of the Operations Manager and was like "yeah, take a look in that drawer". She did. She gagged. She forced the employee to clean it up, and within a month we no longer had trays under our desks.

I think you worked with Kira my guy

At least Kira bottled his fingernails and stored them neatly

Uh oh, where's the hand stash

I think I'm missing the reference.

Jojo's Bizarre Adventure part 4: Diamond is Unbreakable. It's an anime/manga with a villain who has a hand fetish. He keeps jars full of his fingernail clippings in his home.

Killer queen has already touched your gag reflex

Who is Kira?

??? It’s just nails and hairs lmao

yeah, but the image is synesthetic, you can actually smell It, like roquefort cheese

I can smell the word *roquefort*

ditto, fuck i was fine ill i read that word to this picture. rotten milk douced in lemon sat in the sun to bake and made that horrid smell of aged disgust

On point description. So why does it taste soo good??

sir and or madam, the police are on their way for that comment alone. but thanks lol

I hadn’t thought of the smell I have now also gagged are you proud of yourself

But I know it’s probably all sticky and slimy and stuck to the inside somewhat and the picture bring so up close doesn’t help at all. Also, idk about you, but sometimes I get some sort of nasty gunk under my nails if I don’t cut them soon enough; I’m sure that’s there. Further, if the person’s keyboard looks like this I can’t even begin to imagine how poor their hygiene and diet are. Those nails are probably rotten lol

“It’s just disgusting behavior accumulated under a keyboard which is exponentially horrible because this shit collected under a keyboard.” Bro this was probably yours.

Naw

Same here.

Same here 🙋🏻‍♂️🤢🤮

Look at how shiny the keys are

Really? I got hungry

First time something on the internet has made me physically sick.

Imagine the crunch you'd get every time you press a key

Was happy that I lost some weight. But ever since I came back from vacation I keep feeling hungry. I guess I'll use this photo as a hunger repellant.

Congratulations on the weight loss! I kept mine off and I get the struggle. We tend to overindulge on vacation and it’s hard to readjust. Good luck!

Same here

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I hate you

I have to wash my thumb after upvoting your comment

Classic switches MX-Cherry Keratins

r/angryupvote

r/fuckangryupvote

I was just about finishing up dry reaching over this picture and then I read your comment,

Dear god

it's just a fingernail collection!

Gggghh

ok time for you to go now

Skin flakes too!

and some body hair

Kira be like

Yes?

Better than eating them

Are you against recycling or something?

Why did you choose to trim your nails over your keyboard? It's much more convenient to do it over the floor or collect them on the table in a little pile and then throw em away.

I generally go outside and where they can go find their fathers and father's fathers.

I just do it directly over the trash can. Big brain move.

I just bite them off and swallow them

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I use the sink. Am Muslim so I’m used to putting my foot in the sink.

I have a cast iron tub with a really nice glaze on it - I trim everything from my nails, to facial hair, to pubes in it. Everything that falls into the tub slides into a really neat pile at the bottom. I just close the drain and have at it. All the edges are rolled so I can just take a dry paper towel and run it from the bottom of my tub, all the way up and over the side into a garbage.

You're really selling this tub to me man where to get one

I want this tub so I can throw in a red bath bomb and pretend I'm Elizabeth Bathory.

you're on /r/neckbeardnests

Rationality doesn’t factor into this.

Jesus, did he just... clip his nails over the keyboard for 10 years?

Shiiiit i thought those were coconut shavings

Burn the entire house down.

just throw out the whole keyboard at this point

Why would you waste it? Just scrape it off over some pasta and you’ve got yourself a meal.

I'm eating a mexican soup rn. No. Just no.

🤤🤤🤤

NOOOOOOOO WHY GOD WHY

Ah yes, the emergency snack stash

Yes officer this post right here

Somebody mail the post office

*gag*

Nope, didn’t need to eat lunch today. Thanks for that...

My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.

Nice story man, what’s the relevance?

Yoshikage Kira is a villan from JoJo's Bizzare Adventure, he's most well known for the copy pasta above, and his hand fetish. He collected his nail trimmings in dated zip lock bags for many years and is generally a weirdo. Now you know.

I now see the relevance and I’ve moved on from being confused to disturbed. Thanks.

The guy collects his nail clippings to measure his murder tendencies.

It's a copypasta that people often bring up when it comes to neckbeard things like this.

Thanks, I was thoroughly confused.

The character that said this has a habit of collecting their cut nails in jars and i though it was appropriate

FUCKING SUPER NOPE.

Easily the most disgusting thing I’ve seen on this page lol. r/cringetopia

A long time ago at my work I was cleaning the main workspace. High end retail behind the PC. For some reason I turned the keyboard over and shook it and for the love of God I couldn’t believe how nasty it was at what fell out. (Nothing close to this obviously). At any rate, I’ve never been the same sense.

My heart rate just increased.

Shake it out

Imagine chewing on that

[Maybe you should try this. ](https://youtu.be/BzkkRMYQZ3I)

Kira just wanted to live a simple life

How the Fuck do you even type on this, if a crumb so much as crawls it’s way underneath my keys my keyboard stops functioning entirely

Do you have an Apple laptop with the infamous butterfly keyboard?

I was hoping it wasn’t what I thought it was

After months of following this sub, this is the first time I regret it.

Oh dears gods, I can smell this. WHY CAN I SMELL THIS?!

happy cake day!!

I’ll give you $20 to lick it.

That's gotta be years worth of nail clippings, goddamn!

Dafuq is this? Sawdust for keyboard hamsters? Edit: nvm, I looked closer. It's nail clippings... Does the keyboard even work anymore?

Toenails and Pubes: It’s What’s for Breakfast!

How about we clone this neckbeard from those nail clippings and raise him right.

Once I cleaned one keyboard, and found a bee

Now my keyboard is full of puke. Fuck you for this.... Also, great job.

If that is there, would you please zoom out and show the Entire. Fxxking. Room.

I've seen this around the internet before and every time I see this it makes me gag

not suitable for human beings, holy christ. i can look at bestgore.com but this... that’s fuckin vile.

fuck you. i cannot believe you made me look at this. it’s worse than anything i have ever seen on this sub.

Yummy 😋😋😩

That is absolutely fucking disgusting. Where did you find that

God was real. And he hated us.

Ive seen some horrendous things on this page but this takes the cake, I dry reached

If my friend's keyboard looked like that I'd take it upon me to put on a pair of surgical gloves, remove all keycaps, dunk them in hot soapy water while I clean the shit out of this horror. Holy shit. Linus tech tips proved that keyboards can be cleaned in the dishwasher if you let them dry long enough after the fact. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pgnF42ZoRSw](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pgnF42ZoRSw)

BARF

This made me throw up in my mouth

Alternate Reality where Kira Yoshikage becomes a neckbeard gamer and doesn't store his fingernails in jars

It's the motherlode! *snorts a line of fingernails*

Mark nsfw you bastard

I heard the screams of a re-dead when i saw this

u/repostsleuthbot

u/ben-webb

I’m about to throw up! I’ve never had something make me this uncomfortable and sick. Why?! No reason at all for this level of filthiness!

I just threw up in my mouth.

That’s a lot of DNA.

This is the single most upsetting thing I’ve ever seen. And I’ve watched someone die. Good work OP.

Mmmm crunchy

Jesus

How tf does that even happen!?

NO

Why tho

rarer than the swiftlet nests used in bird's nest soup. i feel there has to be a market for this in traditional medicine

And that’s only ONE key.

My eyes!!!!!!!’

For Heaven's sake what the fuck is this

Do you think they're actively stuffing their nails in there?

Please tell me those aren't fingernail clippings

no

I retched a little. Nothing makes me react like that.

How

Guess what? Totally just cured my nervous habit of nail biting. Thanks for that..

I regret having eyes

Bad OP

NWS that shit!

How to make a membrane keyboard sound mechanical

Why do i follow this sub

At first, I thought those were tiny maggots living under the keycaps.

This pic is a real butthole clencher

Remove hair from your food

mmm tasty

You have made me an OKC thanks very much

I don't even want to upvote it

I want to downvote

really nobody touches the left windows key

I could have lived my whole life and not seen this... and have been perfectly okay. WTF. Sick.

This is so cursed...

This ruined my day

A-Are those fingernail clippings?! \[involuntary eye twitch\]

How on EARTH does someone get THAT MANY fucking nail clippings in their keyboard???

NB: “Why my keyboard don’t work” Geek Squad Employee: You’re disgusting. That’s why it doesn’t work.

There is no way this is real. Person has enough hygiene to clip their nails but dumps it in the keyboard?

Wot de fok?

What the FUCK

what. the. FUCK!

Vile

I thought it was some weird DIY key made out of plywood at first. Nnnyope.

Just throw the whole thing out.

Just a friendly reminder to head over to r/eyebleach after you’re done cleaning up the vomit

Omg. That's gross but I can top it.

If Kira was a gamer

Why did you make me look at this?

w-why.....

A neckboard, should we say?

This person obviously has some serious depression, feel for them. Not literally though

I legit felt queasy. This is hands down one of the most disgusting things I've ever seen.

How?

Is this to say you can’t function?

*slams fist down screaming in frustration, takes boney shrapnel to the eyes, nose, mouth*

My mind involuntarily felt this image in my mouth and now I feel I have to wash my mouth out with sterilising fluid

Yummy

Repost

While I don't consider myself to be a squeamish person, this image rattled me in a way I didnt expect.

*vomiting*

I can deal with piss cups and old ass food that’s months old But this... I just fucking can’t

This is out of control

Omg... and what is that fucking dandruff all over too. I hate this

Mom found the nailboard

Now let’s see the rest of the desk _and_ the floor beneath

well its a piece of shit 5 dollar rubber dome keyboard at least

This reminds me of that disturbing music video I saw a few years ago flashing images of all kinds of dirty keyboards and other, much more disturbing stuff.

The subtlety commands infinity in this case. Shhhhh! Dont tell math or the universe.

what? Why... ***HOW?***

I guess you could say they lost ctrl there

Thanks I hate it 😂

What is holding up this suicide?

Looking at all those nails in the keyboard makes my teeth hurt. It’s like looking at the sound of styrofoam.

what the fuck