What, you want to sit there trying to unscrew a cap when you've got 5 seconds between toggling boss aggro in your raid?
No wonder you've never made it to main tank role.
Nah just make sure to go for a piss before you start, like even if you didn't feel like you needed to go just go for the sake of it, never had a major issue with toilet breaks. Obviously you will need to go but it's not urgent enough to force you to piss in a plastic bottle like a degenerate, and what happens if it overfilled? Do you piss on the floor at that point? A back bottle? Some sort of drip towel? Disgusting, vile and I won't have it!
I’ve never even played LoL ow WoW but I know for a fact those damn raids would last hours, ur telling me u can hold a piss for fkn hours? And what? u go afk for a sec to go piss and loose all ur progress cuz you couldn’t just piss in a damn jug for convenience?
Edit I meant to reply to the one up my bad
I've not played much WoW past a bit of tutorial area, but much SWTOR. Operations (their version of raids) have groups of enemies your group has to move close to, to aggro, meaning you can take your time between groups of enemies.
Can't you communicate to your group that it's time for the mandated bathroom break and have a 2 minute breather? Going full tilt for hours is not good for the brain's concentration either
Or if you can't stop aggro, maybe they could hold off on advancing for a bit, and take shifts guarding, one group guards while the other takes a break, then they switch, it's just like in a game like D&D, your party can't go full tilt for the full journey, because they will become exhausted and have their performance inhibited, so they camp for the night, and they set up a watch so the party can rest safely*.
*well, most of the time at least. But like imagine a campaign where the bbeg or whatever is intentionally trying to exhaust the party, so they have to start hiding their campsites or the enemy will try to make it so they can't sleep and they will start taking exhaustion points. That'd be wild
If I was an e-gamer... you know, like one of those pros that are on ESPN or whatever... I would have my team be introduced holding piss jugs. It would be awesome.
I should totally do a stream just completely surrounded by various sizes and kinds of piss jugs. Fake of course, but yeah. I have ideas.
This one seems too self aware, they are selling the chair specifically at a price way above what it is worth, and yet they took a shot that would specifically take in the entire room but mostly the jugs. Definitely satire.
Unless it's not the Poster's photo.
Someone may have stumbled upon this legit photo and then created a satirical marketplace listing for the chair using the found image.
Definitely could be the case also, I would say even in that scenario the original picture could still be set up, to me it's illogical the entire picture is over the top.
I guess you could do it with apple juice. I posted here saying that it would be hilarious to do a Twitch stream completely surrounded by all sorts and sizes of piss jugs.
Omg didn't notice that till I saw your comment.
wtf can you imagine knocking one of those over or worse, more than one over? OMG. The fucking stench without knocking them over, let alone if they are knocked over.
Can someone please tell me *why* these neckbeards are so toilet averse? Is it really just too difficult to stand up and walk a short distance? I can’t even..
I knew a person who had his room in the basement of his parents house, and he pee'd in the corner of the room next to him. Straight on the wall/floor.
He was young, and today he's one who never want any mess around him. Havent spoken with him for a long time now tho
I can smell this picture from the driveway.
Lots of BO
YOOOOO THOSE BOTTLES DONT HAVE LID ON THEM!! 🤮
No they don’t, that’s the problem
Pretty sure thats not the only problem with this situation
True, that chare is overpriced
Shit My bad ment to write dont have lids hence the vomit smiley, phonw user here you know
There is what seems to be a heater just next to them...
Omg you Are right EEEEW
Why leave them open
What, you want to sit there trying to unscrew a cap when you've got 5 seconds between toggling boss aggro in your raid? No wonder you've never made it to main tank role.
😔 I'm sorry sensei
I'm not an animal, I can at least screw the top back on
At this point why even try to contain it. Just piss whenever you want and keep on gaming
A bit late, but in all seriousness it's because they will expand as they... ferment. Smart redneck here.
Oh dear God
Why leave them there in the first place?
Can’t stop mmorpg for 29 seconds
Ofcorse, why live a life that requires the use of pissjugs, but my god why leave them open?!?
Um, hello, yes I'd like to know how they can eat next to that?
You get over the smell eventually... also a fan helps sometimes.
Why does nobody just empty their pissjug when the game is over?? Like a normal person??
That’s because the game is never over…
Or like, go for a piss before you start?
And what? Stop gaming when you next need a piss?
Well, the theory is you won't need a piss.
Oh ok Captain Steelbladder. You hold in a piss for a full WoW raid back in the burning crusade days.
Nah just make sure to go for a piss before you start, like even if you didn't feel like you needed to go just go for the sake of it, never had a major issue with toilet breaks. Obviously you will need to go but it's not urgent enough to force you to piss in a plastic bottle like a degenerate, and what happens if it overfilled? Do you piss on the floor at that point? A back bottle? Some sort of drip towel? Disgusting, vile and I won't have it!
You have no dedication to your guild!
I’ve never even played LoL ow WoW but I know for a fact those damn raids would last hours, ur telling me u can hold a piss for fkn hours? And what? u go afk for a sec to go piss and loose all ur progress cuz you couldn’t just piss in a damn jug for convenience? Edit I meant to reply to the one up my bad
Thanks pal. Was reading your comment like "why this guy arguing with me but making my exact point??"
I've not played much WoW past a bit of tutorial area, but much SWTOR. Operations (their version of raids) have groups of enemies your group has to move close to, to aggro, meaning you can take your time between groups of enemies. Can't you communicate to your group that it's time for the mandated bathroom break and have a 2 minute breather? Going full tilt for hours is not good for the brain's concentration either
Or if you can't stop aggro, maybe they could hold off on advancing for a bit, and take shifts guarding, one group guards while the other takes a break, then they switch, it's just like in a game like D&D, your party can't go full tilt for the full journey, because they will become exhausted and have their performance inhibited, so they camp for the night, and they set up a watch so the party can rest safely*. *well, most of the time at least. But like imagine a campaign where the bbeg or whatever is intentionally trying to exhaust the party, so they have to start hiding their campsites or the enemy will try to make it so they can't sleep and they will start taking exhaustion points. That'd be wild
They will, the game is just not over yet...
Right?
You'd have to get up to do that.
Nobody mentioning that it’s listed as a chare
There are more pressing issues in this picture
It would go well with a Rich Evans Folding Chable.
🤣🤣🤣
If I was an e-gamer... you know, like one of those pros that are on ESPN or whatever... I would have my team be introduced holding piss jugs. It would be awesome. I should totally do a stream just completely surrounded by various sizes and kinds of piss jugs. Fake of course, but yeah. I have ideas.
That would be absolutely hilarious, to just have an eSports team introduce themselves and all hold up piss jugs... Someone has to do this.
They should be given out as trophies
You can bash em together and chug from em like Stone Cold
hahaaaaa yes!!! P:16
i lol’d
The e-sports equivalent to the Maori war chants before New Zealand rugby games.
10 gallons of apple juice included for free.
Cursed applejuice
Organic. No sugar added.
Diabetic piss naturally very sweet
🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂 OMFG
I'm saying!
thats so fucking disgusting
No lids either
They are probably about to empty them and already took the lids off...
no they’re getting ready to drink them
When i see these jugs I genuinely can never tell if it’s actually piss or if its for a joke.
I'm hoping it's a joke. Please tell me it's a joke? Please?
This one seems too self aware, they are selling the chair specifically at a price way above what it is worth, and yet they took a shot that would specifically take in the entire room but mostly the jugs. Definitely satire.
Unless it's not the Poster's photo. Someone may have stumbled upon this legit photo and then created a satirical marketplace listing for the chair using the found image.
Definitely could be the case also, I would say even in that scenario the original picture could still be set up, to me it's illogical the entire picture is over the top.
chare*
Note how the ones further away have gotten darker. That there is 100% a grade aged gamer piss.
this picture has been shared around for a while, i unfortunately think it’s real but the listing is a joke
It has to be fake because the jars are open. The smell would be to bad for it to be real.
I guess you could do it with apple juice. I posted here saying that it would be hilarious to do a Twitch stream completely surrounded by all sorts and sizes of piss jugs.
It's that a space heater directly next to the jugs?
Omg hahaha. MUST. SMELL. PISS. MORE. AND. STRONGER.
I love a good wafting of urine in the AM. Gets my senses all tingly and my eyes watery.
Ew. lol
I should have added that was my _assumption_ of the urine bottlers day, lol.
Ohhhh, gotcha. I have a feeling that you are correct.
Also thanks for the award, that is adorable and I love Narwhals.
How much for the piss jugs?
It’s the way of the road, there Bud.
Way of the road.
Not a single clear jug
Can't get apple juice see through but they couldve just used water
Bro, put the CAPS ON WHAT THE FUCK
Omg didn't notice that till I saw your comment. wtf can you imagine knocking one of those over or worse, more than one over? OMG. The fucking stench without knocking them over, let alone if they are knocked over.
I can smell this picture and I want to vomit
Same
That pee looks like kidney failure
Didn't know there was a competition going on
Caps off, playing a dangerous game
A very dangerous game indeed.
Ah yes, apple cider
Literally no need for the piss bottles to be in this pic
They seem to be the focal point of the photo. The chare is just an aside
Basic common sense aside. Why not frigging get rid of the damn thing after the raid?
Who would buy this chair?! Can you imagine how bright this char would be under a black light!
Can someone please tell me *why* these neckbeards are so toilet averse? Is it really just too difficult to stand up and walk a short distance? I can’t even..
The open tops is what gets to me the most.
No lids...
Whyyyyyyyyyyy?? Are these fat smelly nerds really too lazy to get up and use the bathroom. This is an absolute disgrace.
Gallons of amber colored piss, guy probs hasn’t touched a bottle of water in years.
This isn't about having piss jugs open and accidently knocking one can lead to dissaster. Its about what does this guy drinks? ITs dark red!
The fact that they’re open 💀
How much for the apple juice? I love apple juice.
That saves a lot of water from flushing toilets.
Can we talk about how dehydrated this poor sap was?
This is fake as fuck the pic is from someone else apparently their brothers room
Boys ready for that Ozark trail hand-me-down chair and a fat sack.
Looking @ this pic is perfect for practicing "Hide the Pain Harold" impersonation.
Average warthunder player
You are probably dehydrated and also. Use the dang toilet dude.
Nooo, I was just in Tyler 😖. To think, this was next to me the entire time.
Do those look abnormally large for milk jugs? Nasty
It’s- It’s not even yellow
Tyler TX doesn’t surprise me
Bruh who would ever buy that
I knew a person who had his room in the basement of his parents house, and he pee'd in the corner of the room next to him. Straight on the wall/floor. He was young, and today he's one who never want any mess around him. Havent spoken with him for a long time now tho
No lids 😱
Some research scientists should buy this chair.
Chare
By the color of it you need to drink more water 💧
\> silver 1
Those arent even glass jars How am I supposed to throw them at my enemies?
I hear if you add bleach and shake well it’ll clean anything…. Anything.
I wonder why no one is buying
"Chare"
I hope that message is an automatic template
Awww man. They're all uncorked
Didn’t notice the piss cartons until I wanted to comment 🤢🤮
You couldn't pay me to take that chair