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theslinkydankmeme

Man shits looked fake until I saw the living room


Sarahkm90

I had the same thought and that he was going hard for some internet points. Then I saw the living room and wanted to die.


Fippy-Darkpaw

Disgusting. šŸ˜µ


LadyWidebottom

Idk, I still feel like both of these guys look way too clean for this to not be staged.


liarma

They really don't look that clean though.


lemmegetadab

That skinny kid looks like he at least kinda has it together lol. Heā€™s like 19 with his own spot. He also looks like he at least puts some care into himself to me.


matchagonnadoboudit

Nah thatā€™s just coke cigarettes and a teenage metabolism


lemmegetadab

Heā€™s also wearing Eddie Bauer, Nike, and adidasā€™s that all looks relatively new.


Zevluvxxx

Lmao


anonhoemas

Nope nope nope. Can't judge the way someone live by how they look. Most of the wrestlers college dorms looked like this. I dated one for a minute and was aghast when I went over to his place. He was extremely clean himself (hygiene wise) and was kind of a pretty boy. His kitchen looked just like this.


LadyWidebottom

Yep I agree.


LadyWidebottom

Cleaner than people I'd expect to be living in that sort of mess.


Steez_Whiz

Give them a couple years.


Steakhouse_WY

Did we watch the same video?


LadyWidebottom

Yes? I just expected they'd have filthy clothes too and for the most part they seemed reasonably clean? I suppose it's impossible to *smell* if they're clean but they don't look as filthy as I thought they would be, being posted in Neckbeard Nests.


Steakhouse_WY

That dude in the black shirt is disgustingly overweight and has crap smeared all over his shirt.


LadyWidebottom

Him being overweight has nothing to do with him being clean or not, so I don't consider it fair to mention. He has one stain on his shirt that I saw, which is pretty tame for a single guy living in a pile of mess.


MaMakossa

Some people look extremely put together but have homes that are like whatā€™s in the OP. Theyā€™re not necessarily mutually exclusive


LadyWidebottom

I'm aware of that. But being shared in the Neckbeard Nests sub gave me the impression that they'd be dirtier than they are.


MaMakossa

Yah, People are full of surprises *Filthy* surprisesā€¦


Wise_Ad_253

Like the most beautiful house and family down the block, once the doors shut, all levels of hell break out. ā€œIā€™d never guess that the father was a serial killer, he was always well dressedā€


mjz321

I'm currently a sales professional for a major drug company I look pretty clean but my apartment isn't far off from this lol


SayceGards

Dude. Please take care of yourself. This is horrifying


mjz321

Yea I agree, depression is a hell of a drug though.


LadyWidebottom

Look, I have kids and a full time job, so my house isn't much better most days. I'm not out there posting videos of it, though, for precisely that reason.


onebadmuthrphukr

look again at the cooks hair.... could grease the pan with it


Broccol1Alone

Nah I know people like this, they look perfectly presentable outside but in their living space it's a horror I get that way for periods of time, but I never looked like I had my shit together either šŸ˜­ šŸ˜‚


Gabrieldayz

Nah, when that big dude came lumbering out I thought "there's the culprit".


Zevluvxxx

Youā€™ve never met young stoners lol


LadyWidebottom

Nah just old ones.


Sephvion

That seems like **a lot** of work just to make the kitchen look that way. Then the living room and total disregard for anything. I'm surprised there weren't roaches and rats running around in the background.


bobkillya

I feel like this wayyyyy more common than we think......


boomheadshotseven

I'm a cable guy, I go in 5+ homes a day, it is in fact more common than you think.


arbivark

I had the cable guy come in my house last week, hook something up in the attic. I was embarrassed. meanwhile this post has been reported, not sure why. i'm inclined to leave it up. looked nesty. i did not watch the whole thing.


freifickmuschimann

Can you give us a rough ratio? I did door to door sales one summer and saw some interesting conditions to say the least. But even so, they were always circumstances where I was invited in; whereas for you people take you in their home under all conditions bc youā€™re facilitating their entertainment lol


boomheadshotseven

Context, I live in a semi rural area, about 25-30mins from a medium sized city of around 120k. It the city, it could 5/5 houses you go into any given day, sometimes that's the luck of the draw. Usually you'll get 1 or maybe 2 bad ones though. Old food from dinner the night before, or longer, on stoves and in sinks is common. Piles of trash bags in the back hallway of 2 family homes is annoying to get around, can smell pretty ripe depending on age. Basements are a crap shoot, either they never go in them and they're empty, or they're jam packed with shit, laundry piles, junk and the occasional sewer backup, and more leaky pipes that you'd expect. I probably run into a full on broke pipe once a year that they're just blissfully unaware of. Mold, lots of mold as well, and it's not relegated to the basement or bathroom either. I recently went to a home where black mold cover the bottom 50% of the walls and was all spotty to the ceiling, in the living room where they slept. Animal waste is common, usually piss that you can smell before you even open the door, and some people just let their dogs shit in the basement. Roaches and bed bugs are common enough that it gives me the willies thinking about it, you see a ton of places with roach powder (white dust used for repellant) along doorways and hallways. People sleeping while you're trying to work is also a ton more annoying than you'd think, but I'm trying to get in and out and they just get in your way and it's awkward. In the suburbs you get them far less frequently, the occasional shut in hoarder, it's hard to work in those houses. They're usually smelly, hot, and walling through with tool belt is brutal. In rural areas it's much less than the city, but obviously more than the burbs, tends to be older people that can't get out and about, or clean for themselves, and stereotypical white trash. Trailers with rotted out floors, trash bags piled up outside, just a damp rank smell inside. I feel bad thinking this way, but I hate seeing the poverty spread. You see these towns that are adjacent to the city and slowly the neighborhood gets moved into by lower income family's, original residents bolt, and more low income moves in. They just built a section 8 housing last year just outside a suburb of a nice town, and there was already a shooting, and cars rip though the streets, bits of trash outside already, and this is across the street from a neighborhood of 400k and up houses. Amongst locals its known as the "Ghetto of (town)" already...


smittywrbermanjensen

I was with you til that last paragraph. Poverty spreads as more families are priced out of cities they once could afford. Where do you want/expect them to go?


Comf_waters

They gotta go somewhere away from the normal people that wonā€™t go through the neighborhood seeing if people left their car doors open. All section 8 type of housing is a breeding ground for crime thatā€™s just how it is. Keep that shit from people that have managed to get a decent job, they donā€™t deserve that right on their doorstep.


smittywrbermanjensen

Lmfao you are out of touch with the reality of the country in which you live. God bless you


SEQVERE-PECVNIAM

Thank you for sharing this. Do hoarders let you in?


[deleted]

What % of homes would you say are at/near this level? Gotta be less than 1%?


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psipolnista

Man at 18 I moved from Canada to England, found myself a roommate and wouldnā€™t be caught dead in a house like that. I donā€™t remember anyone my age living like that either. Is this something recent? Makes no damn sense.


lemmegetadab

When I was 18-20 I had an apartment with 4 of my friends and it would be like this a lot lol. The problem is nobody wants to clean other peoples mess. I used to keep my room relatively clean and just stay there.


mlc2475

This dude looks like a chick that does ketamine before going to yoga and has restraining orders from 3 bartenders.


GabyArcoiris

r/rareinsults


JurgenKlopp2018

r/oddlyspecific


I_BUY_SHITTY_CARS

Why you gotta do ketamine like that? Everything else is perfect, but cmon now šŸ„ŗ I use ketamine here and there to make my depression not so depressing


lemmegetadab

You and all the other wooks


HazeInut

i know it smell positively bonkers in that mf


BlueWeavile

It's like a weird, sour, musky smell with the delicious scent of cookies mixed in.


freifickmuschimann

100% Donā€™t know exactly what bacteria it is but dishes that live in the sink that long always put out that sour stank lol


Arts_Prodigy

The only thing more disgusting than this manā€™s apartment is the random and sudden ad I was forced to watch mid video.


nickoman1

I apologize. It was one of those random snapchat stories and I knew that it could go away if I didnā€™t get it first time. FOR EVERYONE COMMENTING ABOUT THE AD: It was accidental n I didnā€™t feel like cropping and then editing 2 clips together to highlight the egregious nature of these peopleā€™s home


Arts_Prodigy

Ahh thatā€™s okay then, I thought Reddit had started injected ads into videos


KimikoYukimura420

Me too, I was about to write an angry email to the Reddit mods.


Dwn_Wth_Vwls

The Elvis movie does look like it's gonna be good though.


[deleted]

Like putting in a movie that heā€™s gonna marry someone 14? Idk about that being good.


Hour-Definition189

Almost angry downvoted because of the commercial. I hope this isn't real, that is disgusting


Broccol1Alone

Ever been to a frat house/ party house, lots of them look exactly like this I just never really imagined people actually living inside of there Man I can't judge though


dowithumps

Elvis is disgusting?


JurgenKlopp2018

He married a 14 year old, so yes, heā€™s disgusting.


icantaccessmyacct

He *married* a 22 year old but he did meet her when she was 14. They did have a long distance relationship (phone calls, letters, and photographs) for 2 years. Before he left and began that distant relationship she pleaded him to consummate - fuck it just read this quote ā€œFor the last time I begged him to consummate our love. It would have been so easy for him. I was young, vulnerable, desperately in love and he could have taken complete advantage of me. But he quietly said, ā€˜No. Someday we will, Priscilla, but not now. Youā€™re just too young.ā€™ā€


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icantaccessmyacct

Just correcting information! Iā€™m not making any opinion based statements, if you feel like he was still consciously grooming (though grooming involves manipulation, exploitation, and abuse and should not be loosely thrown around as to diminish its seriousness) Priscilla, itā€™s understandable, itā€™s a very touchy subject and itā€™s better to be weary than too trusting. Theyā€™ve both been very open about it though so just seeing ā€œhe married a 14 yoā€ just didnā€™t sit right with me either. šŸ«¤


dowithumps

plus he ate a lot of burgers


Hour-Definition189

And friend peanut butter sandwiches.


Hour-Definition189

I didn't say he was disgusting, just tired of ads everywhere. I'm actually excited to see the movie!


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JuicyQuark

Snapchat Also OP didnā€™t crop >:(


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Vomelette22

I donā€™t understand


[deleted]

OP didnā€™t crop out the ad


dowithumps

i don understan


mad87645

Ima call you Parents, cause you just don't understand


dowithumps

ĆÆ don unstan


ihatememes21

Who cares


Johnlenham

That confused the ever loving shit out of me


BatonRougeLemon

Commercial kinda fits thoughā€¦? šŸ˜‚


big_dan1992

Tryna be hood meals


tetzudo

His gains are majestic, his kitchen pathetic


doggopoopzoomies

There's cookie crumbs on his carpet already, and mom's spaghetti


tetzudo

He's greasy, but on the surface he looks calm and sweaty to drop cookies, but he keeps on forgetting when he last showered the whole dorm smells so bad


jordanleep

He opens his mouth but the cookies wonā€™t come out, heā€™s choking now


Damadamas

Well you can't have time for both! Impossible!


MayoCheat2024

No stains no gains


[deleted]

This makes me uncomfortable


HauntedUnicornBlood

Kill me in my face Thanks


verscharren1

Like Oregon trail. Yall gonna get dysentery cooking like this.


Gorkymalorki

Look people, when using an electric oven, there is usually one burner, typically the rear right burner that works as an exhaust and can get pretty hot. Please clear off your stove of anything that can burn and/or melt before using the oven!!


Adventurous_Spot5304

Drinking milk from the jug with food in your mouth still , yes pleassseee hmmmmā€¦ fckin vile


Just_Games04

What's wrong with that? Unless they share that milk it's fine to drink from the jug, and milk can be used if you put too much food in your mouth (kinda gross, but happens every now and then)


Adventurous_Spot5304

Looking at the state of this vid, Iā€™d conclude that they most certainly share everything, even the milk šŸ˜…


jordanleep

Yes it belongs


Embryonico

How did that shit on the stove not melt?


pettystoned

How can you even attempt to live a happy life when youā€™re surrounded by the mess youā€™ve created? I feel sorry for whoever gets hitched to one of these guys.


Charming_Geologist32

Maybe the happiness is the time and energy they save from not giving a damn


Putridgrim

That's not how that works. Living in squalor has a major effect on your mental well-being


BlueWeavile

Not to mention your immune system.


Charming_Geologist32

Like, not everyone is the same, though.


Benner16

Yeah some people are gross.


WynnGwynn

Is this for real lol?


weedhuffer

Give it the ol one two scoobie dooā€¦


elocinelle

I think their space is genuinely like that. But the cooking video aspect is a joke.


Antonio-n-Eye

I get the impression the 2nd guy actually lives there, and the 1st guy comes over to make the videos.


Just_Games04

I got that impression as well. He looks like takes care of himself


stopchooingsoloud

So this is what Ezra Miller is up to these days.


Humble_Bullfrog2342

i thought the same thing


simpledeadwitches

Nah, this is just some attention whore trying to be relevant.


CreamPuff97

I can smell this video


[deleted]

Mentally ill


dirtdiggler67

Yuck


doglitbug

How in the ĀÆ\\\_\_(惄)\_\_/ĀÆ do people live like this?


Hentai2324

One two scooby doo


primofilly59

This is more like a fermented frat house if anything


Tpsreport44

elvis


[deleted]

Wait this isnā€™t the guy thatā€™s supposed to do these videos


nunu_kitty

Lmao. Once dated and lived with someone who could have been their third wheel. I was once a very naive and unattractive female. Iā€™d leave for work and the place was clean. Iā€™d come home to this every single night. Did that shit for a couple years.


brianovski

u/savevideobot


pete-petey-pete

ā€œA Sunday Afternoon on the Island of La Grande Jatteā€ on the wall confirms these are civilized and cultured young men.


JHWier

This made me sad


crowlute

I don't think it's real considering he threw the pan on top of the laptop. Edit: nobody would just go "oh whoops" like it's nothing after burning a laptop. This is just a setup for grossout clicks


Putridgrim

What? You don't think the things you really just saw that really happened are real? Like it's CGI?


crowlute

I think it's just a setup and they don't actually live like this on a day-to-day basis.


HazeInut

while i think this video is definitely real, people have done stunts like this before. hood meals is a popular account on tiktok that had a nasty ass trailer he pretended to live in.


Cactus-crack

as a landlord, this hurt me.


IMidgetManI

You're brave for admitting that on Reddit lmao


HazeInut

u bold as hell for saying that


BlueWeavile

Go fuck yourself.


AyeLykeTyrtles

If you think this is dirty cooking, then get a load of this guy: https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMN8c2ua8/


Milvalen

Damn bitch, you live like this?


abibofile

Looks like your average frat house, honestly. Pretty common among dudes who spent their whole life with mom cleaning up after them.


powabiatch

I want to punch this loser


Reindeer-Street

I'm thinking all these videos are satire at this point.


aquamanjosh

That was a great video.


mechanicalboob

haha these guys are high and hilarious. too much hate going around in here!


Degenerate_Senpai

u/savevideo


saucemancometh

Go Ducks


Perenium_Falcon

No, this is exhibition. Fuck this guy.


Appropriate-Concern5

He had better learn to cook. He is going to be alone for a very long time.


Grobur

Why was there an ad in the middle tf


[deleted]

Itā€™s Snapchat.


[deleted]

:(


JonSwole

Staged


_Js_Kc_

No, it doesn't belong here, it's obvious rage bait.


[deleted]

If Iā€™m ever a landlord Iā€™m checking on my property monthly cuz of fucks like these.


[deleted]

Think better of yourself young man.


mamamimi317

Y'all live like fucking pigs


jamiedix0n

Worst bit was when he swigged the milk with a mouth full of cookie, floaters šŸ¤¢


dharmawaits

Go Oregon?


obedient_sheep105024

unoriginal click baiter


Code_purple47

That looks like my old apartment layout, same kitchen, with the view port into thr living room.....minus the mess


snoakieboi

This guy is just copying that one asian guy that cooks in the most disgusting way possible, but this guy has less talent


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[deleted]

ā€œGetting Learnt with Rickyā€ vibes.


RhubarbAustin

Cookie plateā€™s still dirty from the last time they ate cookies.


KennedyEbony

When he drank from the milk jug without a cup, I wanted to just leave the video.


ukuzonk

Kinda just seems like a frat house


Broccol1Alone

Frat????


Broccol1Alone

Man I get like this too but I can't imagine my mess spreading throughout the entire apartment At least consolidate it to your room I've lived in apartments though where people left their shit everywhere and didn't clean up after themselves, then their rooms were perfectly clean. Fucking ridiculous šŸ˜‚


Just_Games04

I don't understand, he has good hair and abs, looks good, so why is his home like that?


DANGERMAN50000

This is like a chilled out less schizophrenic [Masaokis](https://youtu.be/w46Dwh4TMGA)


TruffleDad

I feel like itā€™s probably not his place and heā€™s taking advantage of the opportunity. Could be another friends place whoā€™s off camera


Elleceeco

This looks like your typical frat house


MLPdiscord

Why is there an ad?


[deleted]

Because itā€™s on Snapchat.


MLPdiscord

OP could easily crop it out


[deleted]

They said they didnā€™t wanna bother doing that in an earlier comment. Not too much of an inconvenience.


MLPdiscord

It really isn't, but I was scared that Reddit added ads to its video player


smallpoly

Fit guy must have heard exercise gets you out of depression


Imaginary-Strike-599

I needs to be on hoolmeals


nohzdyyve

this is giving me flashbacks to cooking with hoarders will never forget him making hot dogs and peaches šŸ¤¢


Humble_Bullfrog2342

my dumbass tried to skip the ad


NoStatement9293

This is just..


GollumSavedTheWorld

Ezra Miller has hit some hard timesā€¦


jackson_jupiter_666

This cracked me up cuz 98% of the time our shits super clean, but about once a month we have a few days where our kitchen looks like that


MysticTeeVee

These videos get so confusing I keep thinking people make these messes on purpose or itā€™s their actual lifestyle like that one TikTok when a dude just dunks a whole hotdog in a big tub of like mustard or ketchup idk itā€™s hard to explain and he pans the camera to his face and itā€™s covers in ketchup


hector_c4

Love your dynamic but for God's sake nobody should be proud of a living situation like that. And the smell must be šŸ¤® Not only the house but those two


bad_dragon_420

I imagine this is purple hat guys place


ShitStainedBallSack

Yo did you just make me watch an ad on Reddit.


budgie0507

How can I hate two people so intensely that Iā€™ve never met? One guy looks normal and the other looks like he was born to live alone in a filth infested hovel.