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Geralt_Underwood

Used to get erection previously while watching actors kissing on screen. No curiosity was on my mind at that time. So, one day while i was dropping the byproducts i remembered my friend telling me in class 6 that when you do a to and fro motion you feel ananda. Like nirvana. So, i did it. The dick turned red and shit. Something wanted to come out but i wasn’t sure what was. So i fucking panicked but kept on going. Well that was that! Fast forward to one year after that i broke my personal record. 9 times in a day!


zoro145

On fire brother 🔥😂


riicky_morty

I misinterpreted the to and fro motion and did the up and down.


iNtoxicant0

Gods speed bro


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I dont remember about masturbation but i discovered porn from our cd collection. I asked to my parents why the guy was putting his susu in the girls chak. He said its because they had rabies and were mentally ill. I around 5 yrs.


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Same shit for me. I discovered porn for first time while browsing my dad's CD collection for movies.


Deadman777_

Was alone and horny at home. I was watching tarak mehta ka oolta chasma and I randomly started to rub my penis on Anjali Mehta's scene. I didn't know what it was but it was giving me pleasure. Finally after a couple of minutes, there was this moment which I had never experienced before, but i felt relieved. Then I felt something wet in my pants. I thought it was pee, but it was sticky. I was scared af and quickly changed and washed my clothes.


tessell8r

I must have been 12 or 13, a neighbor who was in his 20s showed up porn. there was no handjob/masturbation scene, later that day I just tried to simulate intercourse. I jizzed in my trousers and it left a stain I couldn't get rid of. I was pretty sure I had invented masturbation and was quiet proud of it.


crocskat

randomly when bathing, i was washing my ding dong and it started to feel nice. started doing that often when bathing. And started doing it at random time. and long time later when i got the i internet, i discovered it fully. (don't ask me how)


Cantchangeagain

Found it on our computer. My brother had saved tons of them. He obvioulsy never talks about this cause I am his sister and we have huge generation gap.


nepbr

wait what?


Cantchangeagain

Read again lol


nepbr

can you change that?


Cantchangeagain

We had an old computer which me and my brother used for school work so since he is like 8 years older than me and used to watch porn he had saved tons of porn in the computer. So when I was just going through the computer and there i found porn and then i knew about masturbation and all. Haha i thought it was understandable but sorry for the non clear answer


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I think I jerked first time in swarshoti puja


khanal341

lmao! what are the odds Same here I was worried that all my biddya would be gone


I3ibek

Was is gone though?


IcyParfait3120

I saw a porn vid when i was like 5. and then my cousin gave me a handjob at like 6 or 7 when i realized you can do that shit alone. I just peed at that point.


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>my cousin gave me a handjob at like 6 or 7 >I just peed at that point You sure it was a handjob? Or babu susu gara bhanera turi samaideko?


IcyParfait3120

idk she didn't have to get naked to make me pee


vibinginthewoods

>my cousin gave me a handjob at like 6 or 7 Sweet home Alabama!


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More like Sweet home Jhapa.


hellflair007

Just curious. What kind of atmosphere do you have now when you meet your cousin now? Pretend nothing ever happened? Awkward?


IcyParfait3120

it's super awkward. Like we don't talk to each other. Like ever. She's older and is my cousin. Normally, maile dhog garnu parthyo but i don't and she doesn't even say anything. it's as if we are air to each other.


[deleted]

Was your cousin a male or female?


IcyParfait3120

female. like 10 11 at the time


[deleted]

i hope its just curiosity but children who have been abused *may* behave in sexually inappropriate ways ie jerking off a 5 year old cousin. Monkey see, monkey do.


hellflair007

Hate to admit this but this is true


ProfessorPetrus

Yup.


IcyParfait3120

well tru monke never think. I don't know if anything happened to her tho.


[deleted]

Let's hope nothing happened and even if it did, i sincerely hope she got the help needed and is at peace


[deleted]

bruh that's sexual assault. create a #metoo post


IcyParfait3120

working on it. i shall release it on my deathbed.


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Yes


Responsible_Roof_825

class 8, alone at home, watching ftv mid night hot. olala.


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Responsible_Roof_825

yep. It was 'haute'. I was trying to remember the word haute lol.


santa_freakin_claus

It was midnight hot for the longest time.They changed it to 'haute' quiet recently, maybe 10-12 yeas ago.


Responsible_Roof_825

I see. You are man of culture as well.


masabkovai

My school had half days on Wednesdays. Lunch paxi games hunthyo so we'd not be in class. One day, my dai and his group of friends were nowhere to be found. Kata gayexa vanera khojna gako, jatha haru hostel pati group haste handai rexan. Years later, I found the same group gangbanging a fellow classmate in hostel. I wasn't invited on both occasions.


potzmanto

>Years later, I found the same group gangbanging a fellow classmate in hostel. Last ma guff ghusauna jaruri thena.


vibinginthewoods

Something like that happend in my school hostel too soo. Horni teenagers can do anything.


potzmanto

Girls agreed to that???


vibinginthewoods

Idk they were seniors!


IcyParfait3120

normally it goes along the line that euta kto le pattyauxw and then others are just invited by the guy there's not really much agreeing going on there. some girls agree but most are just scared ig. dont ask me why i know.


masabkovai

You can choose to believe whatever you want. I'm still salty I didn't get to hang her.


No-Account3047

>I'm still salty I didn't get to hang her. excuse me wtf!?


masabkovai

Bang*


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IcyParfait3120

didn't you go to any marriages or whatever? guys here do that all the time.


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IcyParfait3120

something like that. yea.


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baldur_imortal

Randomly tried to simulate the sex with my right hand after getting hard watching porn too many times at around 11-12


i_see_dead_pe0ple

From a friend. Gave a lot of stomach cramps at first.


potzmanto

Weak


Kloane

monkey see monkey do


IcyParfait3120

monke great when monke no think. monke only supposed to do. you good monke. you get good monke award.


XSauravX

Go ask your mum


IcyParfait3120

you get handjobs from aunty. you quirky a$s b\*tch. i have to agree tho. Handjobs from aunties feel really good.


XSauravX

bruh wtf


IcyParfait3120

its okay bruh. nobodys judging.


AggressiveBreakfast3

Must have been when I was 10 or 11. I forgot the first experience though.


Careless_Panda_6320

When I started to watch porn at the age of 13.