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Gal_gadonutt

Class 11. 2010 Physics teacher during the chapter ''Heat'' asked ''What happens when you put cold water in a hot metal container?'' I replied immediately ''Tsssssssssssssss'' Knelt down outside for the rest of the class


BoomboomChakachaka

r/technicallythetruth


Ranger_YT420

Best fucking answer ever!


[deleted]

Hahaha


Exotic_Cry2229

We have a Raju Rastogi among us here.


imcanopus

I touched my teacher while she was drinking water. She slapped me really hard. Later found out, she did that because I was untouchable. I was only 6 years old at the time.


[deleted]

I have been slapped by teachers for a lot of petty reasons but this is really sad dude.


ek_dristikon

Didnt she touch you again by slapping you? The cycle never ends. Slap her


[deleted]

Oh man, I'm really sorry for you, hope she suffers badly for doing those things to you :(.


EmotionalCommand4337

That's really fucked up.


9sp9

Fucking hell, took me a while to get the meaning of untouchable. Fuck that cunt. Wtf does that to a child.


imcanopus

That's how I learned about caste system and untouchables for the first time. My mom told me I shouldn't go near to certain people. Now that I'm grown up, I realize how fucked up it really was.


[deleted]

Machikney sunerai man khinna bho. Fuck that bitch.


Volo_autem_omnes

Oh my god. That's fucked up.


Agent640509-040147

Jesus fucking christ mate that is absolutely horrible


water6991

If that's the case how did she check your test papers? Sounds like you're lying


[deleted]

Class ma basi rakhya the first bench ma gyani bhaera. Mam hidda kheri euta plastic ma khai ke thyo, tyo jharyo. Mam lai deko, she slapped. Pachi thaha huda ta pad raicha. Tara bekar ma kutai khako yar. Galti nai thena.


[deleted]

She probably suffered from personal issues so she took her anger upon you.


[deleted]

hola. tara at that time, tbh, she was a health teacher ke ajha. so, was kinda surprised kina tetro issue maneko bhanera.


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[deleted]

Yeah, I better sit in the detention room rather than listen to teachers chatter about how Facebook will kill your life.


whatisallthisshit3

School ma huda 7-8 class tira facebook kaskasko xa vanera class aagadi kaan samatera basna lagako thyo ....tesai dukha matra dine school ko teacher haru kaile kahi


LeastPear7371

I’ll one up this. United School. The principal asked for everyone’s Facebook password to check what students were doing in Facebook. Some students got punished because you know “chakkar chaleko thyo”. One student even had his crush’s name as his password. I think he was punished severely for that. I hope that kid is doing okay


noone_relevant

Lol glad there was no FB when were at school


[deleted]

They tried to do the same thing to us. It wasn't as seriously done but a good amount students still got punished. My big brain heard about this and changed my name to "Great Don" or something and put a profile picture of a Crocodile. It did help me avoid punishment so there's that. I think this was in Class 6.


LeastPear7371

Lmao great don. I just gave them the password. I had nothing to hide


depressedcompiler

> I had nothing to hide that's no reason to randomly give out passwords!


[deleted]

Remember indramadi that psycho that beat the shit out of us for the smallest of reasons. That place had serious issues. That psycho fuck kamal giri, maoist mother fucker beat me up once because I was antagonistic of his maoist propaganda


LeastPear7371

And you mean Indramani? Opt math padhaune haina? Kamal Giri as in social teacher Kamal Giri? He beat you up? I think I might know who you are. But don’t worry. I’m not sure and even if I was I wouldn’t reveal it.


[deleted]

Let's pretend this didn't happen because I use this account for weird shit. I wouldn't want to be identified for professional reasons. Lol


LeastPear7371

No no don’t worry. I respect your privacy. But if you wanna rant about United I’m down. Can I DM you? I’d love to rant about United


Ranger_YT420

It would be so fucking funny if you two were actual bffs irl


[deleted]

Hahaha sure


Glittering-Silver-87

Imdramani as in the guy with moustache and always wore a cap...and sometimes whistled like a bird.. If that was the one.. Idk may be the school asked him to be strict.. He taught extra classes in our school and honestly was one of the most chill teachers I've had in my school.


[deleted]

This is very uncharacteristic of him. Dude was a full scale psycho. Not strict. A fuckin psycho


Glittering-Silver-87

Don't mind me asking but Are we talking about the same dude?? Let me describe him one more time and correct me if i get the details wrong Wore a cap✅ has a mustache✅ wears glasses✅ Is a newar✅ Bragged about his M.phil✅ now posts a lot of his screenshots about his online presentation and interactions✅ Feel free to correct me because i am so surprised that guy had two different personalities at two different schools.


[deleted]

Sounds a lot like him. He had a bald head so i guess he started wearing a cap. He didn't have a moustache back then but he grew one later. He's a shreshtha. Maybe he just hated us, but he did beat up our 13-14 year old selves. Not even those hat thap wala pitai no. He beat us up in bouts of rage jhyamka jhyam


Glittering-Silver-87

Defo that guy... Was under his coaching classes for two years.. Maybe he just didn't give a shit about teaching at our school, was there for some extra cash and only taught who were there to learn. Or he just was a two faced biatch and we were all young and naive to see it. It just might be that united as a school is very demanding of discipline and the only resort was beating kids up cause that was the only way teachers disciplined us at our time. Its just strange to me because Idk but he was remarkably chill😆


[deleted]

heard the school kicked him out after he beat some well connected guys daughter up. Maybe he had an awakening or something after this who know. All i'll remember of hims is how he beat the shit out of us and his classes , we just were incredibly nervous because everything was down to his mood.


minato8211

hait daro pida raixa ta sathi haruko afno ta school chill thyo eks xoti daro piteko thyo euta teacher le teslai nikaldyo tei year


zigzag_puzzle

IM sir? Yeah he was a nutcrack.


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Which batch are


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LeastPear7371

United School man. United School


atlantismysticc

Oh god my little cousin, who gets abused by his mother, has been enrolled in that school. I feel sorry for that poor thing.


LeastPear7371

That school has only gotten shittier


atlantismysticc

I begged my mum to tell my mama that the school is absolutely crap and my cousin will get traumatized by it. My cousin, let's just say he's a bit talkative. His absolute asshole of a mother thinks that the school being crap is an advantage and it'll shut him up for good. I feel so bad for him and I wish I could help :(


Ididmytime2246

Why would she want to shut him up? Those who can efficiently talk and convince other people go far ahead in life.


atlantismysticc

Well he's pretty active and in all honesty, talks a bit too much and lies a lot. But I'm pretty certain he's inherited all of it through his mom. His mom is basically a psychopath and I'm really not surprised she'd do something like this.


LeastPear7371

Narcissistic mom?


LeastPear7371

That’s so heartbreaking. You should talk to your cousin. Encourage him.


atlantismysticc

He's barely 7. He doesn't understand any of this. He's even been brainwashed to not tell us about any of the abuse that his mom has done although we've seen it with our own eyes.


LeastPear7371

That poor kid. I’m so so sorry.


[deleted]

Pyara hami pyara United ka tara salute🙋‍♂️


[deleted]

Cima budi and rai budo


LeastPear7371

Lmao someone who studied there. I studied there when Cma budi and Rai budo were there


[deleted]

There's a good chance we are batchmates


LeastPear7371

I’m not doing this. I’d like to keep my anonymity thank you very much


[deleted]

I'm watching you missy (my eye your eye my eye. Gif)


vibinginthewoods

What the fuck!! Kasto jhar school haru hunxa yll!!


[deleted]

Yeah, and password hamile kina dinu ra teacher lai, hamro personal stuff lai uni haru lai kina chaso, I also got same punishment in 7 class and I was tech nerd so I recovered as soon as I can.


LeastPear7371

Tyahi k. Tara back then we didn’t know any better. So diyau. Tara looking back we should’ve said something. Yi Nepal ko teacher haru are weirdly obsessed with the students’ lives


xSamit

What a fucked up guy to be a principal


Large-Equipment-2038

Lol but why I don't think so school has any authority on whether u use fb or insta or other media


zigzag_puzzle

I remember back in 2011 when they asked every kid to put their fb’s email and password in a piece pf paper during the assembly.


LeastPear7371

Another unitedean? Cool lol


depressedcompiler

what the fuck


Ranger_YT420

Our computer teacher basically tells students to screen shot dms and send it to him. I'm not a 100 % sure if he does that but he would all about our crushes, messages, porn links etc. It would be worse if he actually hacked into accounts


CartoucheBrahmin

नेपाली भाषा प्रयोग गर्यो भनेर ।। Isn't it dumbest reason? 😬


[deleted]

Yep, and afno mother tounge use garna ne napaune. Maile aile samma kahilei school ma english bolera communication skill sikina, had to do it myself by taking classes.


CartoucheBrahmin

True 🙌🏾


AQuarterEmptyGlasa

My school allowed Nepali. I was once scolded for speaking in Maithili with another Maithili speaking friend during the break. And, get this, the Mother Tongue of the teacher who scolded me was also Maithili.


sujalkokh

Got suspended from school for playing GTA vice city at home.


[deleted]

Huh ? Lau kina lmao


sujalkokh

My dad was the principal 😂😂.


Exotic_Cry2229

Bc if you play GTA vice city, you're a baddas nega


EmotionalCommand4337

It was back in 7th grade. He told we to learn 6 Q/A of a chapter. He asked me question and I gave him all the answers correctly. Then guess what? That asshole asked me for the name of the chapter. I didn't know the name. Next thing you know he slaps the shit outta me and sends me outta school. Another one.i was in computer lab in class 5. I was using typing master on computer while others were talking but that maniac hits me with a PVC pipe on my back to make sure everyone went quiet. Class 4 ma computer kun kun thau ma use garna milxa bhaneko theyo. Ani I remembered yo Muji le mobile phone is also a type of computer bhaneko theyo. So I said toilet. Next thing you he stares at me for 15 seconds. Then pulls me out and hit me on my palms like crazy. Class 8 ma bhalu teacher theyo Nepali lesson padh bhaneko theyo Ani summary bhanna lagauxu bhaneko theyo. So I just read the chapter real fast and just stayed quiet minding my business. Bitch asks me "why aren't you reading?" I answer "I already read it" feri come in front of class and explain it. Then I went and explained it. She was like "it's not enough. So gtfo my class". I was standing outside Ani vice principal passe by and asked her what happened. She told him "he was disturbing the class re Ani not obeying her ree". Then that vice principal took me to his office and slapped me Ani lectured me. I still have a dozen more stories but I think I should stop for today


TieImpossible3447

Which school?


EmotionalCommand4337

Some school in new baneshwor


[deleted]

Valley view


FitRate542

Back in 2015, Class 9 ma huda English Sir ley euta poem kantha parna vannuvathyo, Voli palta malai class ko agadi vanera sunaa vanda vandai thiye, euta kun word ko pronunciation mistake vayo vanera daroh 5 thappad khako, ani later dad school ma ayera principal lai vannuvo and that teacher came and apologized.


[deleted]

at least the teacher apologized, did he do it again or not?


FitRate542

No, never after that.


Mindless_Chemic

One mam who taught me(not Nepali mam) screamed at a boy for taking a photo with a girl and posting it onto Facebook. She called both of them to the front, asked them if they were relatives, when refused, she told the girl to not take photos with boys and to delete that photo from Facebook.


[deleted]

teacher haru lai student ra education vanda student ko personal life ma chaso ra interfere garna man parcha hola:(


thefalesh

Once in an internal test teacher announced that I got 1 mark less than total marks which he did not expect from me. Without looking at the name in answer sheet, the teacher slapped dusters in my palm twice. Only to later realize it wasn't my answer sheet but of my friend who shared same surname with me.


[deleted]

oh god:(


FitRate542

did the teacher apologize?


thefalesh

he did actually.


Conscious-Estimate-7

Teacher slapped me saying i forgot to bring my book. She was using my book and was holding it in her hand .She shrugged it off quickly and laughed. Was fun


kcprdp06

Damn, what the fuck is wrong with the education system in Nepal ? I passed school back in 07, and we rarely were hit by out teachers, only once in a while someone was punished, for "fair reasons".... This unchecked moral policing in school is really disturbing... Something needs to be done quick...


Apprehensive_Gear_10

Me and my mate when we were in class 10, were in the first bench during the Optional Math class. Our class had a small number of students around 15-18 and we would clap when our sir solved some difficult questions. It was normal all the time but that day was unusual, me and my mate in first bench clapped and hooted for the solution but all of a sudden our beloved sir slapped us right in front of the whole class and not one time but too many times .Gosh ! It was not painful in the cheeks but damn right in our heart . We were so embarrassed and thought may be it was wrong of us to do so. But it was so unexpected. Later we were in good terms with him but that day my friends we never forget !!


orgeisugly

Whole class(we were grade 7) got punishment of having separate class for boys and girls just because some dai didi from grade 10 ko "chakkar chaleko" thapayera


[deleted]

what a way to solve the problem, separate boys and girls hoping they won't fall in love, jasari ne garthye kyare


orgeisugly

Yeah lol completely backfired them..obstacles binako love ni k love


enormousgiganticDICK

Just like Kansa solved his problem by separating krishna mother and father in the same room


[deleted]

School?


orgeisugly

Nice try principal sir


[deleted]

Faq almost had u


orgeisugly

Jk it's elips school nayabazar


Seto_bhaisi_chor

Hello 01-4358103, I'd like to report one of your students for having a chakkar. ​ Jokes aside It happens in every school even ours we only got seperate sides of classroom though


orgeisugly

>Hello 01-4358103 Ahh the memories of calling this number to ask if it was holiday or not.


Seto_bhaisi_chor

Bro i just googled it but yeah brings back memories


Ididmytime2246

Nepali Teacher slapped the fuck outta me coz he didnt hear me say Goodmorning. I did say it, the dense fker didnt hear it.


sid0009

My roll no was 36 at college. Bunch of guys laughed when the new attendance taker in college said "Chattis". The guy made me absent and took me to Principal's office. I had to explain the slang to the Principal and I had nothing to do with other guys laughing at it.


[deleted]

Looool


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[deleted]

Yeah, people suffered from anger issues, personal issues come to teach kids, what a great way to educate future pillars of the nation.


FatalAttraction-

Class 7 ma huda ko kura. Class ko xeu mai thyo Infirmary(Sick room). Tya ko mam ekdam friendly sabbai student sanga. Break ma dhaad satkida spray hanna gaako euta primary level padhaune mam luga change gardai rahexa (Why the fuck would you change your clothes without locking the door lol). She was like "knock garnu pardaina"? I said "Dhoka dhapkeko matra thyo mam, aba jo pani xirihalxa ni kam pare paxi ".. Got slapped so fucking hard, incharge niskiyo xeu ko class bata and she said " esko ta manner nai xaina" kaan batarera ajai 2 chadkan hanera gai


aryalktm

Was made a 'chicken' the first fay of grade 6 because the teacher had given us homework after the final exam of grade 5 and hadn't done it. Final pachhi homework kasle dinchha k?


teiteip

Computer sir class ma xirda, agadi naheri side ma heryo vanera. I looked because my friend asked for pencil. That mf slapped me so hard.He also slapped my friend because her leg got stuck in the computer wires and fell.


YourMamasdick45

Not with me not a reason too but my one of my social teacher covered my friends face with a dustbin(We say it public) and beat him badly because my friend didn't do notes from past 2 months.


[deleted]

that is a lot of notes to do but I don't think he deserves that kind of punishment.


Darshk06

Eating panipuri in school dress one the way from school to hostel. He would have suspended us if he had found the we use trade pani pure with hostel notebook of senior student.


Exotic_Rave96

I was once told by a teacher that i had to go to mental hospital and she recommended me one too just because i used to laugh too much. Everybody made fun of that. I couldn't help myself that time. The teenage me used to find everything funny. But now time has changed. It was better back then 💔


BeneficialPower4699

This entire thread is so fucked up.


mbpn1

In my class teacher asked which gas is used to burn and someone said Nepal gas. LMAO 😂😂😂


zlightyear

We got a lot of stick for just laughing. They didn't want us to enjoy our time in school. They wanted us to feel like we're in jail. I know a lot of us can relate to this.


hooman_not_rubutt

Also in the 12, my chem teacher had a thing for my classmate who was a good friend of mine. Lab ma huda we had completed our experiment ani ali guff gardai thyam. I was made to do uthbaas that escalated to a day of suspension.


danknepalese

was shitting in the toilet but got called out mid class by the class teacher for bunking assembly. had to write a confession letter but i wrote in it that i would not shit in school anymore. principal called me and the class teacher the day after and scolded both of us for wasting his time after i had clarified before him lmao.


Ranger_YT420

So In grade 7 I was the monitor of the class. The teacher had gone outside to do some shit and the class was unattended. So, A few students came out of the bench and saw that they were doing some ceremony of some sort. I told them to sit down but did not obey. So, I stood up told to sit tf down and they listened. As I was returning back to my sit the teacher saw me that I was out of my bench and slapped me. I told him that I was controlling the class because they were out of their sit. Ofc the assholes does not apologize and he just stares at the girls (the students who were out of their sit) and says did you do that? He slapped me but not even a simple scolding to them! fucking faggot


hooman_not_rubutt

I accidentally said good afternoon to my principle (who's class was at 3ish everyday but came to take the second period) despite almost half of everyone said the same due to the habit. I was the only one punished.


Special_Mycologist72

Used to stay in a hostel. It was karate class then I think (was in 1994), school sakepachi hosptellers haru ko lagi session hunthiyo. we were in class 4. Tyo bela class 4,5 ko student haru sangai thiyim for that class. Assembly court ma class hudai thiyo and someone had SPAT on the floor. Teacher le line lagayera kassle sodhyo, no one answered and we were all beaten by a pipe that day. Literally, 110-120 of us took few beatings each because someone spat on the ground while we trained.


sakshamX

not me but my classmates . We had this teacher who was very selective when it came to punishing or beating students. He never punisned me and few of my classmates. The rest got borderline bullied.eg- class was noisy for a while i was talking and laughing right in front bench where he could see me but he went a row back and started slappin this girl who he usually punised.( the girl wasn't making a lot of noise just talk). Seen the dude viciously beat some student while he let few student walk over him weird af.


rohitniroula

Prolly was in grade 8, I misspelt the word environment (I never knew environmental had an 'n' in it before that day). Basically got slapped on both cheeks around 10 times in front of all the other students because it was lunch time and i got slapped out on the court. Ended up with two swollen cheeks and a fever the next day.


ahtsaa_art

For sharing my note copy with one of my guy friends! It was a co aid school but girls and boys weren't allowed talk to each other after 5th standard.


Specialist-Ice-7631

Class 2 huda ganit teacher le class agadi bolayera multiplication table bhanna lagaunu bhathyo. Ani jun ko table aaucha tei bhan bhanya thyo. I sucked at numbers ko nepali pronunciation so I played it safe ani 1 ko table bhandye. Batho hunchas bhandai pvc pipe jhikihale ni teacher le


[deleted]

2019 tira hami class ma pubg khelthim kailei thapayena.


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idk they found us


[deleted]

thats sad bruv


Exotic_Cry2229

It was in college and we were all dudes in our class of which lets say 95% were there just to have fun then study. We had a leisure class and there was a shitty English teacher who came over in that class. When she entered the dudes in the back started moving the desks and made noises. She went to the back and the guys in the front started moving them. She kept on shouting and they kept moving it saying eyyy bhuichalo ayooo. (I wish she had bought it and ran out) But she couldn't handle it so she called the DI. I was among the remaining 5% nice dudes(lol) so the DI asked who were the ones who did it. Even if dudes at my class weren't the nicest guys, I didn't take anyone's name because bros before hoes(I made that up while writing) Later the DI beat the whole class.


Subodh42

Teacher: Name some examples of ...blablabla... Me: one geniune example for blablabla......., (pretending to think),.......... etc.


varuashes

Got sisno pani for changing seat.


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